Chapter 309: Tripartite Friction (Final) Oh, Heavenly God

Looking condescendingly at the two "zongzi" in front of him, one large and one small, Xiao Yiren, who was in the main seat, held his head with one hand, and gently clicked the handrail next to him with his fingers with the other hand, making a thinking motion.

Also looking at Athena and Thor is the little King Kong who finally came to his senses.

Looking at the two gods who were tied into zongzi below, Xiao King Kong really perfectly interpreted what it means to fight dogs.

"Yo~, gods, aren't you awesome? There is a kind of practice with our amazing talent, extraordinary appearance, gentle and elegant, fruit throwing Pan An, resourceful, tall and mighty, standing out from the crowd, and extraordinary appearance Boss Xiao ......"

The extremely crumbling expression was not only Athena and Thor's faces, but even Xiao Yiren, who was slapped on the back, had a few black lines on his head.

"Go, go, go, don't mess around here......"

Waving his hand to award Xiao King Kong to the side, Xiao Yiren condescendingly looked at the embarrassed person and dog below, took out a goblet out of nowhere, shook it gently, and then put the wine in it into his mouth, and then said to the person and dog below:

"That's what you're here to ask, right?"

Saying that, Xiao Yiren's empty hand suddenly appeared an object with a polygonal shape similar to a sphere, officially creating a star map.

And seeing the appearance of his mission goal, the one person and one dog below who could still remain calm suddenly became excited.

Thor, who couldn't speak, didn't mention it for the time being, but Athena, who was tied into a dumpling, was the first to speak very stiffly.

"Little King Kong! As a mortal, stealing the creation star map without permission, causing disorder in the cosmic order, the crime is unforgivable, and he also violently resists arrest, the crime is added to the first degree, if you ......"

"If I hand over the star map, you will intercede for me and reduce my guilt as much as possible, right......"

Listening to Athena's official tone, halfway through hearing it, Xiao Yiren didn't bother to listen to it anymore, waved his hand, directly interrupted her words, and put away the star map with a clenched fist.

Then Xiao Yiren supported his face with one hand, squinted at Athena below and said:

"Let's not mention that this is the Eastern Universe, and the problem of law enforcement across the regions of your Western Universe ......"

"Let's start with one thing, one of the conditions for the formation of the crime of theft must be the original holder of the star map."

"Just like a teacher surnamed Luo said, if I stole your chicken from your house and put it in my arms, and the owner of the chicken is you, then it will naturally form the crime of stealing."

"But if a blue ball that I don't know whose it is just thrown on the side of the road, and I pick it up and kick it in my arms, is that theft? Of course not, after all, this basketball has no owner......"

Speaking of this, Xiao Yiren sat up straight, pretended to be innocent, and then continued:

"You said that I spent money to buy it to steal the star map, so who is the star map? Is it your Western gods, or are they the gods of the other two gods? But as far as I know, it's not......"

"I ......"

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Athena, who was not very good at debating, was directly speechless when asked, not knowing what to say, and I didn't say anything for a long time there.

However, as the goddess of war and wisdom, although she has pulled her hips a little, she is not completely brainless outside of love.

Soon Athena reacted, snorted, and continued to say stiffly:

"You're sophistry! This has nothing to do with the theft itself, the important thing is that you pulled out the star map, causing turmoil among the various forces in the originally stable universe and endangering the security of the universe......"

"Stop, stop, don't tell me this."

Looking at Athena in front of her, it seemed that she was about to start a tirade again, and Xiao Yiren directly interrupted her words very indifferently.

"But if you say something, it's better than this, saying that I endanger the safety of the universe?!"

"Look at the entire universe, except for those deserted planets, which one is not your god's arsenal?"

"Military factories are rampant, military equipment is everywhere, so that the universe is full of cosmic pirates, these are just small thieves, hiding in the shadows, warlords who have a large amount of arms in their hands are even more like carp crossing the river."

"And now that something has happened, your first reaction is to reprimand me as the fuse first, instead of cleaning up those high explosives that explode at any time......"

Listening to Xiao Yiren's words, Athena didn't know what to say, but she still couldn't help but defend herself.

"We Gods ......"

But before Athena could say anything, the little King Kong next to Xiao Yiren couldn't help it, and said to Athena with an indignant face:

"What's wrong with you gods? The gods are amazing! The gods can start wars at will, plunder populations, and treat human life as a mustard! ”

"It was you gods who started the war and caused the turmoil in the universe! Not us. ”

Looking at Athena, who had no more quibbles after listening to what she said, Xiao King Kong seemed to exhale a deep breath as if she had raised her eyebrows.

After spitting out the long-pent-up resentment in one go, and a god was speechless, Xiao King Kong suddenly felt that his breathing seemed to be much lighter.

Looking at Athena, who was no longer speech, and Thor, who had never spoken, quietly being a dog repairer, Xiao Yiren shook his head and said to Little King Kong:

"Originally, I wanted to sail directly to my destination, but now that the spaceship is damaged, let's land on this planet first."

"Yes, boss......"

It may be that he finally raised his eyebrows once, but Xiao King Kong is not playing treasure now, and after hearing Xiao Yiren's order, he immediately turned to the cockpit, preparing to control the fate of the spaceship.

However, Athena below raised her head sharply after hearing Xiao Yiren's words.

"Hey, wait, you call him King Kong? Aren't you King Kong? ”

"What?"

As soon as he heard Athena's question, Xiao Yiren didn't react for a while, what is this talking about? What do you call him Little King Kong, am I not Little King Kong?

But soon Xiao Yiren also reacted, he still had a layer of tight-fitting exoskeleton mecha on his body, if he didn't know the specific appearance, he only knew that Xiao King Kong stole the star map, and it would not be strange to admit his mistake.

glanced at the little King Kong who almost fell to the ground after hearing Athena's words, and then his eyes returned to Athena's body, Xiao Yiren smiled slightly, waved his hand to disarm his body, and then spoke:

"No, I'm not King Kong, this guy is ......"

"The one who stole the star map in your intelligence should indeed be Xiao King Kong, but with the intelligence level of your gods, there should be no problem in finding the information of Little King Kong, I can't see such an obvious difference between me and Little King Kong, I said Goddess Athena, you shouldn't be a face blind, right......?"

Happy New Year, everyone! I wish you all a lot of money, good health and all the best.