Chapter 311: When the chatter is over, let's get down to business
The conversation between the three gods was like a needle to a wheat, if the words could manifest weapons, then Xiao Yiren could now see the scene of swords flying together and artillery fire in unison.
The scene is full of mothers, if it weren't for the fact that there are three virtual screens, I'm afraid this will be a direct fight.
Looking at the posture of the three of them, Xiao Yiren had no doubt that pulling his hair and kicking his crotch would become their most skilled moves.
Of course, the three guys scolded and scolded the topic, and they didn't know where to fight, and they gathered together and began to bombard Athena.
And the seven aunts and eight aunts were dispatched together, which almost enveloped the virtual screen of the entire group, and Xiao Yiren was stunned to watch.
As far as he knew, this altar hadn't been repaired for thousands of years, and he could still casually pull out hundreds of relatives and aunts, it seemed that he still underestimated the skills of these gods.
Facing the oppression of the seven aunts and eight aunts, Athena buried his face deep in his chest, raised his hands to both sides, and after brewing for a while, a shocking thunder broke out.
"That's enough, don't talk about it! I...... I had someone I liked. ”
The power of Athena's melon is quite large, and Hua Qiang is the kind that is difficult to split, and directly blew out the seven aunts and eight aunts who were still chattering, leaving Zeus alone and shocked to stay in place.
"Athena, do you know who you are! You are my daughter! Goddess of War and Wisdom! Your marriage must be the right one! ”
But when he said this, he seemed to have thought of something, and Zeus, who was old and disrespectful, directly changed his face again, lowered his head, and leaned next to Athena and whispered:
"Who's that kid? What does it work for? How old are you? Do you have a house or a car......"
Well, that's the way it looks, it's just realistic to the extreme.
The lonely river god is still silently making peacemaker persuasion behind, not knowing that the melon vine has begun to spread to himself, of course, no one listens to the persuasion......
"Stop arguing, everyone......"
……
Seeing that the gods were chatting there, Xiao Yiren and Xiao King Kong silently munched melon seeds on the side.
"Poof~, when do you think they'll be able to finish chatting?"
While knocking on the melon seeds, Xiao Yiren handed Xiao Jingang another handful of melon seeds, spit out the melon seed shell, and asked.
"Poof~, where do I know, cough~, poof~, it should take a while."
took the melon seeds in Xiao Yiren's hand, and after getting along for a period of time, Xiao King Kong was also let go in front of Xiao Yiren, and the "sword qi" that overflowed his body also faded a lot, and he was able to communicate with Xiao Yiren normally.
Spit out the melon seed shell again, Xiao King Kong looked at the gods who were no different from the uncles and aunts on the street, and then thought about the people who died because of the war caused by these guys, and the ruined planet, and his face couldn't help but show a little contempt.
"Oh, Tenjin......"
And this sentence also successfully attracted the attention of the three gods.
Finding that they were offended, the three gods directly moved their artillery fire from Athena's body to the little King Kong who was eating melons.
The sudden concentrated gaze directly startled Xiao King Kong.
His mouth opened unconsciously, and the melon seed shell that did not spit out in his mouth fell directly into his mouth and stuck in his throat.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
There was a violent cough, and in a hurry, Xiao Kong's body fell directly backwards, and the stool sitting under his buttocks was directly knocked over.
Little King Kong lay on the ground and rolled wildly on the ground.
It wasn't until he rolled to Thor's side and was rewarded with a hammer by the dog's little hammer that this melon seed shell was spit out directly by this guy, breathing smoothly and picking up a small life......
Siu Yiren: "......"
Wiping his face again, Xiao Yiren looked at the little King Kong lying on the ground on all fours, looking like the rest of his life after the catastrophe, and then looked at the three gods who were also speechless, only to feel that the future was dark and the future was bleak.
Who are these people around him?
To be honest, he has begun to miss the gray wolf and the Pleasant Goat.
Although those guys are also stupid and unreliable most of the time, at least they can still do things, and sometimes they can bring some unexpected surprises to Xiao Yiren, and look at this group of ......
"Alas, the road is long, I will go up and down and seek......"
After sighing, Xiao Yiren also sat up from the seat.
waved his hand to disperse the melon seeds and stools projected virtually, patted the non-existent dust on his hands, looked directly at the three gods in front of him, and slowly spoke:
"Oh, you're done chattering? When you're done talking, let's get down to business. ”
"What?" x3
Without paying any attention to the scrutinizing gaze of the three heavenly gods, Xiao Yiren waved his hand, and a star map that was intact and shining with a blue luster, and took out a star map that could be used as a small table lamp and had to be suspended in his hand.
The moment they saw the star map, the three great gods were not calm, and they started to speak one by one about the possible situation now......
"Oh mortal, oh no, mortal wolf, what do you want to talk about?!"
"Hmph, what's there to talk about, it's a big sin for mortals to hide star maps privately, I think this guy turned himself in!"
"Indeed, if it is self-surrendered, then the crime of the trial can indeed be reduced, but looking at his co-pilot, it is obvious that it is not ......"
"But I don't know what you're here for, but until then, you'll be judged by the court of gods."
Listening to the dialogue between the three gods in front of him, Xiao Yiren was not in a hurry to speak, but Xiao King Kong, who had finally recovered his strength, raised his head with some difficulty, swallowed his saliva, and catered to this oppressive atmosphere.
"Court of the Gods?"
"That's right, this court hasn't been held for a thousand years because of the war, little King Kong, as a mortal who has a private star map, you will be the first mortal to be judged in a thousand years......"
King Kong: "......"
Siu Yiren: "......"
Looking at the three gods with blazing eyes, staring at him deadly, showing a strong sense of oppression, Xiao Yiren was a little speechless for a while, and he didn't know whether to open this mouth and slap this face, after all, he was going to negotiate terms with these guys for a while, and the atmosphere was too stiff and not good......
However, the little King Kong on the side didn't care about these messy things, a pair of eyes were like copper bells, and he stood up directly from the ground, and said with blazing eyes against the three gods in front of him:
"Hey, hey, me! I! I! , I'm the little King Kong, okay! Are all of you gods face-blind? Even if I don't have a lot of information, I'm human! I'm human! With such a stark difference, can you all get it wrong?!!! ”