Chapter 80: Uneasy
Sitting in the car, looking through the window, looking at the high-rise buildings and pedestrians of all colors.
I sighed in my heart, in the past, I always thought that Changlong Town was the most prosperous place, a city.
Villages like Meizhuang and Xinwopu belong to the countryside.
This time, I came to the real city, looking at the high-rise buildings, the transportation network extending in all directions, and the traffic jam on the road.
I felt my own insignificance.
When we arrived in the city center, looking at the rows of shops, the three of us "soil buns" were a little at a loss.
I don't even know what to eat.
In the end, Da Fei had a wit and said, "I'll take you to see Western food today!" ”
Hearing this, Fang Taihe and I were stunned.
I've always thought that rice was only divided into dumplings, rice, flatbread, and the like, but this is the first time I've heard of the concept of "Western food".
Turning his head to look at Fang Taihe, he asked what he meant.
Fang Taihe didn't speak, just coughed and let Da Fei lead the way.
Da Fei answered and led us to a shop next to an intersection.
As soon as we entered the door, two beautiful waitresses at the door greeted us warmly and shouted, "Welcome!" ”
Fang Taihe walked in front and was startled by the waiter.
I followed behind, laughing to myself, and glad I was walking behind, otherwise I would have been the one who made a fool of myself.
Da Fei came to the counter with a familiar car, threw a wink at the beautiful waiter, and said:
"Beauty, bring me three copies of Humberg!"
The waiter was stunned for a moment, showed a professional smile, and said softly, asking Da Fei to say it again.
Seeing this, Da Fei said again: "Three copies of Hamberg!" ”
The waiter was stunned again, and turned his head to look at a person who looked like a manager, and the two chattered.
I stood aside and felt a little strange, saying that this Western food is really different, and it takes so much effort to order a dish.
The two chattered for a while before the waiter turned around and said to Da Fei, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't have the 'Humberg' you want here." ”
Da Fei hurriedly said how is it possible, I ate at your place last time, why didn't I have it this time?
After that, he pointed to the people eating behind him and said:
"Why not, don't you think they're just eating?"
Following where Da Fei pointed, the waiter looked at it, and suddenly "poofed" and said, "Sir, do you want a hamburger?" ”
When Da Fei heard this, he nodded again and again, saying that this was it.
The waiter laughed and said enthusiastically, "Please wait, your food will arrive soon." ”
With that, he made a gesture of invitation and motioned for us to go there and wait.
I pulled Da Fei aside and said:
"Didn't you say you've been here? Why don't you even know what this thing is called? ”
Da Fei rolled his eyes, glanced at the waiter, and said disdainfully:
"These waiters, so ignorant, this is a Western restaurant, of course you have to speak English, this hamburger, English is called 'Humberg'!"
After that, Da Feimei danced and told us about the etiquette of eating Western food, and Fang Taihe and I watched from the sidelines, stunned for a moment.
This Western food is so troublesome!
After a while, the waiter brought over a plate with three 'Hambergs' on it, then said a word of slow use, and left.
Looking at the "Humberg" on the table, a boxy box with a piece of paper in it, Fang Taihe and I looked at each other, not knowing how to speak.
Seeing that we were delayed in eating, Da Fei grabbed a "Hamburg" and unpacked it, revealing a bread-like thing.
Then he said solemnly: "Look, Western food has to be eaten like this!" ”
After speaking, Da Fei sent it to his mouth.
Like the cat and the tiger, Fang Taihe and I also learned to fly and sent it to our mouths.
After taking a bite, I only felt that it was no different from the bread I eat every day.
The only difference is that there is a leaf and a piece of meat in the bread.
It turns out that this is Western food, and it doesn't look like much.
Soon, we finished eating, but we didn't feel full.
Da Fei pretended to take a tissue, wiped his mouth, and said, "How is it, is this Western food delicious?" ”
I just wanted to speak, Fang Taihe snorted coldly on the side, sighed, and said:
"I've eaten this Western food many times, and I don't like it very much. I had a taste of Oriental food a few years ago, and it tasted so good. ”
Oriental food?
It seems that there is Western food, there is Eastern food, and there must be northern and southern food.
At this critical moment, I also have to evaluate, I can't show my cowardice, after all, I am the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, and what I represent is not only me, but also Changlong Town!
I coughed, wiped my mouth with Da Fei, and said:
"The Eastern food you said is not good, if you want to say that the best food is still northern food, I came to the city once last year to eat it."
As soon as I finished speaking, a girl sitting next to me immediately laughed and said to her friend:
"Look, there are three two sorrows!"
Then, the whole restaurant looked at us and burst into laughter.
I was just about to scold back, but Da Fei grabbed me and said don't be ashamed.
Pulled us out of the restaurant.
When I went out, I asked Da Fei why he was pulling me.
Da Fei "bah" and said:
"You two are really not ashamed, what is northern food and Eastern food, people's Western food is eaten by Westerners, and our country is called Chinese food! Similar to Chinese medicine and Western medicine!
I'm so ashamed of you both!
When you go out in the future, don't say I know you! ”
After listening to Da Fei explain the meaning of Western food, I blushed, and said in my heart that I must not pretend to understand in the future.
I am Xiao Zhuge of Changlong Town, representing not only me personally, but also the entire Changlong Town, so that I am recognized, wouldn't I want to laugh to death the people of our Changlong Town!
Back at the hostel, it was already night.
Before going to bed, Fang Taihe told him not to leave this room.
Otherwise, he will be discovered by the undead in this room and become a substitute for the dead, and he will not be able to save us at that time.
Naturally, I made a promise.
The bloody scene I saw last night, I can recall it as soon as I close my eyes, I don't need Fang Taihe's advice, give me 10,000 guts, I don't dare to go out.
I turned off the lights and lay in bed, but I couldn't sleep.
touched the address of Chang Ye in his pocket, and he will be able to find his old man tomorrow and solve the matter of Meizhuang.
After solving the matter of Meizhuang, I will propose to the goddess Li Yan!
I believe that with my ingenuity and identity, as well as the identity of the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, it is impossible for her to refuse.
Although tomorrow will solve my problem, my heart is not happy.
On the contrary, there is even a hint of apprehension.
I always feel that things are going too well, and that Huang San Gongzi will be my great enemy......