Chapter 87: The Three-Year-Old Wild Goose
After listening to the answer I told Da Fei, Fang Taihe nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Yes, the children can be taught! It's the big goose! ”
As the saying goes, the number of the ground, one thing descends one thing, the brine points tofu, the scorpion is afraid of the rooster, and the seedlings are afraid of the mole cricket.
This sounds very earthy, but it is full of experience accumulated by people over thousands of years.
In nature, no matter how strong you are, there will always be natural enemies.
In the same way, even if you are weak, there are species that are afraid of you.
This weasel is most afraid of two animals, one is a dog, and the other is a goose!
Generally, living in rural areas, every household will raise some poultry such as chickens and ducks, which will be targeted by weasels.
In order to avoid the ravages of weasels, they will keep a dog or a few geese at home.
The reason for raising a dog is that dogs are brave by nature, so during the day, weasels do not dare to sneak attack.
However, at night, because the dog's vision is not very good, sometimes the weasel cannot be spotted in time.
But the goose is different, the goose's vision and hearing are first-class at night.
If a weasel is invading, it will scream hard, and at the same time, it will flap its big wings and pounce on it.
Actually, it's not that weasels are afraid of geese, and it's not just that.
But for the smell released by the yellow skin, the goose is not afraid!
On the contrary, the goose will also discharge its droppings, which will be sprayed on the body of the yellow skin.
If the yellow skin accidentally steps on the goose's droppings, it will rot the soles of the feet.
So this yellow skin, the goose can be said to be its ultimate nemesis.
Regarding this problem of Fangtaihe, Da Fei and I are both children from the countryside, so we naturally know it.
As soon as he finished talking about the method of dealing with Huang Sangongzi, the proprietress came out with the dishes.
We didn't discuss it anymore, grabbed the chopsticks, and started eating.
However, the proprietress was on the side, and kept throwing flattering glances at Fang Taihe, which made Fang Taihe blush and have a thick neck.
Seeing that Fang Taihe was overwhelmed by the proprietress, Da Fei and I leaned back with a smile, and hurriedly said to the proprietress:
"Eldest sister, where does this Huang Sangongzi usually live?"
When the proprietress heard this, she was stunned for a moment and asked:
"What's wrong brother, what are you doing where he lives?"
I coughed a little, then said, "Nothing, just curious." ”
The proprietress "Ao" said and said: "His house is in the center of the city, it is a single-family villa, called Huangfu, if you want to go, take a taxi and say this place, just do it." ”
Huangfu?
What age is this, and you actually call your home a mansion?
According to my understanding, only the princes and nobles in ancient times, their homes, can be called mansions.
Having almost eaten, the bill was settled, and the three of them were ready to go.
But when the proprietress saw that we were leaving, she was a little reluctant, and kept telling me, saying:
"This little brother, my lifelong dream is to win an Oscar, I hope the little brother can say a few good words to the screenwriter!"
I was very troubled by the proprietress of the hostess, but I couldn't say anything, after all, the disaster was caused by myself, so I had to promise again and again.
Out of the door, Fang Taihe lit a cigarette and said:
"Now that we've found a way, the most important thing now is to find a goose!"
I deeply agree with what Fang Taihe said, and said to Fang Taihe: "I know where to sell big geese!" ”
Unexpectedly, Fang Taihe shook his head and said: "No, this goose is not an ordinary goose, after all, Huang Sangongzi is not ordinary, so let's find a "three-year-old wild goose"! ”
I'm going to vomit blood!
Fang Taihe, this old thing, in order to save Da Fei last time, asked me to engage in a "three-year-old Luhua big rooster".
At that time, I wasted all my efforts and spent a lot of money, so I found Fang Taihe and said.
Now this old thing is proposing to find a "three-year-old wild goose", isn't it embarrassing for me?
Although I am known as the No. 1 Little Zhuge in Changlong Town, I have the advantages of coexistence of wisdom and beauty, but I don't necessarily always have problems, right?
Fang Taihe probably sensed my dissatisfaction, didn't raise his eyelids, and said:
"What's the matter, Chang Ye is not my responsibility, anyway, I don't need to take revenge."
I was directly stunned in place, what Fang Taihe said was not unreasonable.
If I hadn't gone to Chang Ye and asked for advice on how to solve the Meizhuang mud pond, Chang Ye would not have been killed by Huang Sangongzi for leaking the secret of heaven.
So Fang Taihe is right, no matter how difficult it is to find a three-year-old wild goose.
I'll do my best to find it.
After steadying his mind, he said to Fang Taihe:
"Uncle Fang, you're right, I didn't think well just now.
This three-year-old reed-flowered rooster has its eyelids turned downward, does this mean that the three-year-old wild goose is also like this? ”
Hearing this, Fang Taihe shook his head and said:
"No, a three-year-old goose with no eyes!"
Hearing this, my heart moved, and I didn't have eyes?
What's going on?
If you don't have eyes, then how can you subdue Huang San Gongzi at that time?
Can it be seen?
Could it be that this goose was bitten to death by Huang Sangongzi before he caught Huang Sangongzi?
told Fang Taihe the doubts in his heart.
Fang Taihe glanced at me and said:
"Nonsense! If you talk about the three-year-old big rooster, it's a peacock.
The three-year-old wild goose is a phoenix!
Phoenix hunts demons, do you still need to use your eyes? Just standing there is enough to scare the other person to death! ”
I scratched my head, and I didn't quite believe what Fang Taihe said, and there was a look of distrust on my face.
Fang Taihe also ignored it and said directly:
"Go, take me to the market you went to last time, today, Poor Dao is going out in person!"
With that, Fang Taihe took the lead and walked towards the side of the road.
Looking at Fang Taihe's calm and relaxed appearance, I couldn't help but relax.
It seems that we will definitely be able to subdue this guy Huang Sangongzi, so we can also avenge Chang Ye's revenge!
Just thinking about it, he suddenly heard Fang Taihe's "ah" in front of him.
Pulling my thoughts back to reality, I saw that Fang Taihe was lying on the side of the road, with a piece of watermelon peel next to his feet.
It seems that this old thing, patronizing in front of us, pretended to be deep, and didn't see the watermelon peel on the side of the road, so he stepped on it directly.
One didn't pay attention and fell out of a dog eating.
When I met Da Fei, I laughed so much that I almost burst into tears.
And Fang Taihe on the ground, seeing that we were only smiling, scolded us:
"You two little cubs, don't just laugh, hurry up and help the poor!"
Da Fei and I wiped our tears, walked to Fang Taihe's side, and helped him up.
After Fang Taihe stood up, he threw the watermelon rind in the trash, clapped his hands, and said:
"Nowadays, people just don't have a sense of morality, how can they throw watermelon peels!"
As we were talking, a taxi passed by us, and when I saw this, I quickly waved my hand and stopped it.
I told the driver to go to the market, and the driver agreed.
Then, send the car and drive in the direction of the market......