Chapter 92: Conquering Huang Sangongzi
Da Fei and I are waiting for Fangtai River, commanding the wild goose, no, it's a phoenix.
was waiting for Fang Taihe to command the phoenix and strike a fatal blow to Huang Sangongzi.
Unexpectedly, the group of birds attracted by the phoenix were hovering in the air, pulling bird droppings down.
Unfortunately, a piece of guano happened to fall on Fang Taihe's forehead.
Fang Taihe was furious.
Seeing this, Huang Sangongzi probably forgot about his situation and laughed again and again.
Seeing Huang Sangongzi laughing at himself, Fang Taihe became even more angry, shouted loudly, shouted at the phoenix, and said:
"Old man, come on! Give this yellow skin with no one in your eyes, and look at a little color! ”
When the phoenix received Fang Taihe's order, it immediately chirped, flapped its wings, and pounced towards Huang Sangongzi.
Huang Sangongzi didn't dare to underestimate him, so he put away his smile and cheered up.
I also picked up my fingers and made a flower-like shape, and my mouth moved quickly.
I was shocked, why is this yellow skin so similar to Fangtaihe?
Could it be that this guy is also a member of the Daomen?
Fang Taihe on the side was also surprised when he saw it, and seemed to have thought of this problem.
It's Da Fei, who is stretching his neck, watching the fighting methods of Phoenix and Huang Sangongzi.
It seems that he didn't see the clue at all.
As Huang Sangongzi's mantra became faster and faster, a black mist appeared around him, and the black mist turned from faint to thick.
About ten seconds later, the black mist actually surrounded Huang Sangongzi.
From the outside, Huang Sangongzi was completely gone.
Huang Sangongzi's voice came out from inside, saying:
"Hahaha, Fang Taihe, you have a good plan, I have a cloud ladder. My black gold cover is invincible in the world, no matter how powerful you are, you can't break through! ”
Unexpectedly, Fang Taihe didn't pay attention to it, but smiled lightly and said:
"I told you a long time ago, there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky. With such a humble spell as the black gold cover, can you still stop the phoenix? You dream! Old man, rush! ”
When the phoenix heard Fang Taihe's order to attack, he straightened his neck and rushed the goose's beak directly into the black mist.
I thought that Huang Sangongzi said it so easily, I thought he could resist for a while.
Unexpectedly, the phoenix was like entering a no-man's land, and directly crossed the black fog.
We are on the outside and can't see the inside clearly.
I heard a scream from inside.
"Twitter!"
I was shocked, this Huang San Gongzi is really a yellow skin, and the cries are all yellow skins!
This phoenix is worthy of being a phoenix, and without making a move, it actually squeaked Huang Sangongzi.
I admire this wild goose from the bottom of my heart.
At the same time, there is some rejoicing.
Fang Taihe is right, everything is relative to each other.
If I hadn't gone to the market, it would have been a blind goose and stewed meat for the wife of the stationery store owner.
Just thinking about it, I saw that the dense fog surrounding Huang Sangongzi was getting lighter and lighter.
We were able to see what was going on inside.
I saw an obese middle-aged woman, lying in the middle of the thick fog.
If you look closely, it is the proprietress of the hotel.
And on the body of the proprietress of the proprietress, the phoenix is holding a weasel.
The weasel was bitten by the goose's beak, unable to move, and was "squeaking" and screaming.
People who live in the countryside know that there are three bullies in the village, the goose, the yellow dog and the goat.
Among them, the goose is in the first place.
In the village, as long as you are targeted by a goose, twisting your leg for a while, the storage pain will make you doubt your life.
Therefore, Huang Sangongzi was bitten by a wild goose, and the pain can be imagined.
Seeing that Huang Sangongzi had been subdued, Fang Taihe smiled with satisfaction.
He took out a cloth bag with countless charms drawn on it from his backpack, came to the phoenix, and said:
"Thank you, old man!"
Immediately, he threw Huang Sangongzi into the cloth bag and said to the cloth bag:
"Little third son, you have done too much evil, God will accept you sooner or later, and the poor road will put you in the Qiankun bag, which can be regarded as saving your life.
You concentrate on cultivating inside, and when you transform into a human form again, the poor path will let you go! ”
Hearing this, I was stunned, and hurriedly asked Fang Taihe, saying:
"What's the matter, Uncle Fang, I heard you right, right? This guy has done a lot of evil, and you said you want to let it go? ”
Fang Taihe put the Qiankun bag back in the bag, lit a cigarette, and said:
"Heaven has the virtue of a good life, Huang Sangongzi has cultivated for hundreds of years, and it has only been twenty-five years since he turned into a human form.
Now I've stripped my mana and become a normal weasel.
You have to forgive people and spare people, let him go, this can be regarded as accumulating yin virtue! ”
Although I didn't agree with Fang Taihe's approach, I nodded and agreed.
After all, I didn't make much effort to subdue Huang Sangongzi this time, and it was Fang Taihe and Phoenix who were contributing throughout the whole process.
Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered the hotel hostess.
She was possessed by Huang Sangongzi, and she didn't know what to do.
Hurriedly ran over, patted the face of the proprietress, and said, "Eldest sister? Eldest sister? ”
But in the face of my shouting, the hostess did not give me a single feedback.
I turned my head to look at Fang Taihe suspiciously, and Fang Taihe also walked over when he saw this.
glanced at the proprietress and took a sharp puff of her cigarette.
Then, he spit a cigarette in the face of the proprietress .
"Ahh
After the smoke entered the proprietress nasal cavity, the proprietress actually sneezed directly.
Suddenly, he slowly opened his eyes.
After relieving herself, she saw that the person in front of her was Fang Taihe, and the proprietress stood up from the ground with a carp, directly held Fang Taihe's hand, and said:
"Oh mom, isn't this a screenwriter? Why are you here? Where's this? ”
Fang Taihe was held by the proprietress with both hands, a little unnatural, and suddenly blushed and had a thick neck.
I had to turn my head to look at me, give me a look, and signal to help him out.
Da Fei and I watched this scene and almost died of laughter.
Holding back a smile, he said to the proprietress
"Eldest sister, we are making a movie now, you are the female number one in this drama, playing a female chivalrous guest who hoes the strong and helps the weak.
Facing the bandits who bullied the villagers, it was the heaviest blow. ”
When the proprietress heard this, her eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said, "Really? You didn't lie to me? ”
I immediately pretended to put on a straight face and said solemnly: "If you don't believe me, then we can only change people!" ”
Anyway, pretend to leave.
Seeing this, the proprietress immediately grabbed my sleeve and said, "Don't don't, brother, I believe it, I believe it!" ”
Seeing that the proprietress believed it, I pointed to the sixth master and the fat and thin subordinates on the side, and said, "No, they are bandits, you have to pretend to be a female chivalrous guest and teach them a good lesson!" ”
The proprietress looked at the sixth master, nodded, and then walked towards the sixth master.
The sixth master was about to get angry, but when he saw my vicious eyes, he had to shut up.
The proprietress stretched out her iron palm-like hand and slapped it directly at the sixth master, who dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and screamed in pain.
Seeing this, Fang Taihe and I and Da Fei glanced at each other, and said in my heart that if I don't leave at this time, when will I leave again.
Quietly left this place of right and wrong and went to the place where he parked.
After all, it's been so long since you've been away from Long Dragon Town, it's time to go back.