Chapter 548: You don't want that hateful guy to run away
Looking at the evil spirit of the biker party who twisted his head, kept spewing trash talk with Stocking in the rear, and kept accelerating, the cake "Xiao Yiren" was called a fire in his heart.
"Wow wow wow wow ~ (provoked the abbot and still want to drag rac?!) Give me death!! )”
Although the cake "Xiao Yiren" didn't know what the abbot was, none of this prevented him from making a cream cake punch directly on the windshield of the evil spirit of the biker.
"Ah...... What the thing it is! I can't see the road ahead now?! But I'm feeling so good right now! Super Cool!! It feels like I'm almost ready to take off! ”
Howling loudly, the biker demon also stuck out his long tongue and fiercely "lulalula" the cream stained with apple jam on his head, and let out an unbridled laugh.
"Ahh Apple-flavored gasoline is just right, I'm really a duck! ”
"Hey, huh! I'll make you hi! ”
Seeing the arrogance of the guy who hit him, the cake "Xiao Yiren" was really angry, and the red jam on the surface of the entire cake was bright again.
Under the extreme anger, Xiao Yiren even burst out of his potential, and the originally dead spirituality beat wildly like boiling grease, and the originally underdeveloped consciousness instantly became complete.
The arms that had been covered in cream suddenly turned into hard chocolate, reflecting a strange black light under the light of the morning sun that had just appeared in the sky.
The arms made of chocolate are bulging and expanding like blood vessels, and the arms of the cake "Xiao Yiren" holding the hood suddenly exert force, and the thick arm was suddenly lifted by it, and then the cake "Xiao Yiren" directly stretched out an index finger and plunged into the temple of the evil spirit of the biker
"-eat-you!"
Although it is a finger made of chocolate, it is extremely hard at this moment, and even the shell that can barely be broken by the bullet is directly forcibly pierced by the cake "Xiao Yiren", and suddenly the miserable howl resounded on the empty road.
"Ahhhhh......h
"You deserve it, you damn bastard!!"
However, this wail did not last long, and the pride of the cake did not last, and the creature of the evil spirit cannot be solved by a simple physical attack.
In the next moment, a feeling similar to rubber rebound was suddenly applied to the fingers of the cake "Xiao Yiren" that were twisting wildly in the temples of the biker spirit. A huge elastic force suddenly struck, directly flicking Xiao Yiren's fingers away. And a smug smile suddenly appeared on the face of the biker demon's feigned pain.
"Lie to you, your attack has no !! at all"
In the next moment, a piercing sound of tires rubbing against the ground suddenly remembered, and the body of the evil spirit of the biker who was originally rushing forward suddenly tilted, and a bad premonition also poured into the heart of the cake "Xiao Yiren".
Although the cake "Xiao Yiren" has just been born, he doesn't even quite understand what this thing is that bumps into him? However, the depths of his body are constantly transformed, and the little spirituality belonging to Xiao Yiren's deity, which is rich in his wisdom and strength, is rich in his intuition that even beasts can't match.
Therefore, almost without any thought, the cake "Xiao Yiren" instantly slapped his hands on the hood in front of him, and the huge force made the rear tires of the evil spirit of the biker party rise upward, and at the same time, the cake "Xiao Yiren" also took advantage of this force to suddenly rise into the air.
And the same as the premonition of the cake "Xiao Yiren", although during the period affected by the force of the cake "Xiao Yiren", the rear tire of the car controlled by the evil spirit of the biker suddenly flew up for a moment, but the next moment after the car re-landed on the ground, it directly spun like a top.
Looking at that crazy posture, if the cake "Xiao Yiren" was still on it just now, then I am afraid that it will be thrown out directly like a water stain on the barrel of a gun, and it is really difficult to say whether it will fly off the viaduct or fall on the road at that time......
However, the rising speed of this cake "Xiao Yiren" was completely neutralized by gravitational acceleration, and after his body reached a high point, he suddenly realized a problem - he is not the body, he doesn't seem to be able to fly.
Touching his chin, well, it should be the position of the chin, and the cake face of the cake "Xiao Yiren" is dazed, so what should I do next?
……
At this time, Xiao Yiren, who was looking at the history that had taken place, suddenly covered his face......
Siu Yiren: "Please, you look stupid like this. ”
Looking at the fact that there is no human being in the hole of history, only a little imitation of his "creator" cake, Xiao Yiren can only pat his chest and comfort that this thing has nothing to do with him, and then continue to watch, of course, by the way, he also fished out a plate of peach cakes from the space, and ate it while watching......
"Is my little bit of spirituality plus external stimuli? It's okay, it's reasonable, I kind of understand how this thing was born......"
"So what's going on with Stocking?"
With a peach cake stuffed in his mouth, Xiao Yiren glanced at Xiao Yiren, who was holding Stocking and playing with an angel hundreds of miles away, and his face could no longer be regarded as weird, it could be said that even the mythical form was almost leaking out.
"Funny people never let me down, don't they?"
……
The vision is once again in the hole of history.
Cake "Xiao Yiren" now has good news, and there is also news.
The bad news is that he didn't solve his own landing problem, and the good news is that someone helped him solve it.
Covering his eyes with his hands, he wanted to wait quietly for himself to fall to the ground with a snap, and then the cake "Xiao Yiren" was crushed into a cream tire print by a police car nowhere, but he didn't feel the feeling of shattering and crushing after he landed, and immediately carefully removed his arms, and a pair of blingbling big eyes carefully scanned the surroundings.
Looking at the rapidly regressing scenery around him, as well as the whistling wind on the surface, the cake "Xiao Yiren" finally confirmed the safety of his life, and involuntarily patted the place on his chest that he thought he thought was relaxing, although he didn't understand what the meaning of this action was.
But after settling down, the cake "Xiao Yiren" looked at the driver's seat next to him, and then saw a purple-haired goth girl with loving eyes staring at him like an idiot.
Cake "Siu Yiren": "......"
"How do you feel like you've just gotten into the wolf's den again?"
Suddenly, in accordance with the instinct in the spirit, the cake "Xiao Yiren" directly raised his arms in front of him, like a little girl who has encountered a pervert.
"Don't come here, or I'm going to call......"
Hearing the statement that the cake "Xiao Yiren" could no longer be signed, Stocking, almost subconsciously, made his own response.
"You scream, even if you scream your throat, no one will take care of you."
But in the next moment, she reacted, and found that her speech seemed to be a little inappropriate, and directly threw the steering wheel to the green zombie dog in her hand, and then leaned her figure towards the cake "Xiao Yiren", looking at the vigilant appearance of the cake "Xiao Yiren", she cleared her throat a little embarrassed, and then said:
"Ahem~, don't worry, I'm not a good person......"
"Well, I can see it......"
Stocking:“……”
It seems that he also noticed that there is something wrong with his words, and Stocking quickly covered his mouth to change the topic, of course, the red hearts in his eyes have not decreased in the slightest, and there is even a tendency to increase......
"Oh no, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'm an angel, I'm a good person, we have the same enemy, you can trust me."
"You don't want us to get into a fight, and let that nasty guy get away......"
As he spoke, Stocking also pointed to the biker spirits that were spinning wildly in front of him and howling at the same time, which was self-evident.
Seeing this situation, the mood of the cake "Xiao Yiren" gradually stabilized.
Although the cake "Xiao Yiren" didn't understand it, he also felt that the words of the purple-haired girl in front of him were strange, and there seemed to be a strong smell of nuclear wastewater.
But the instinct that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" and the instinct that "cuteness is justice" made him believe Stocking's words for the time being.
The only problem was that he found that the words coming out of the mouth of the purple-haired girl in front of him seemed to be very similar to the language he had just learned from spirituality, but a little different, it seemed to have a bit of a dialect atmosphere, and he could understand it, but he didn't know how to say it......
Slightly frowning his non-existent eyebrows, the cake "Xiao Yiren" opened his mouth slightly, and then the spiritual stimulation allowed him to learn the skills of using this dialect, and said with some stumbling:
"You, hello, I, I believe you ......"
Because he had just been born and had just learned to speak, the cake "Xiao Yiren" had a strong milky taste that was completely consistent with his appearance, and this strange meaning made the cake "Xiao Yiren" feel greasy, so as soon as he said two words, he closed his mouth and stopped talking.
However, the cake "Xiao Yiren" felt greasy, but the opposite didn't feel like this.
The moment she heard the cake "Xiao Yiren" speak, Stocking felt a Cupid's arrow shoot into her heart, and almost instantly, this unruly angel began to beat her heart faster, and her fair cheeks instantly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Then the next moment the dense whole emerges from Stocking's hair, forming a heart shape in mid-air.
"Ahhhhh
In the next moment, Stocking pounced directly in front of the cake "Xiao Yiren", and came directly to the car.
And suddenly being knocked down, feeling the heavy breathing that kept slapping on his face in a place similar to his face, and the slime who kept bullying him on his chest, the cake "Xiao Yiren" was confused.
"What about the teammates who said yes? The enemy of a good enemy is a friend? Say that you are a good person? Why did you attack me directly when the enemy was still in front of you? ”
Of course, although the cake "Xiao Yiren" was confused, but his actions were all based on the intuition in the spirituality, he felt the restlessness and excitement from the spirituality, and the command of "Stay honest, boy, I tell you, I advise you not to spoil my good deeds", he could only lie obediently in the spacious car, let Stocking's heavy breathing lap on the cream on his face, motionless, like a large doll......
There is no doubt that the appearance of the cake "Xiao Yiren" picking shoes also stimulates Stocking's inner desire even more, as can be seen from her increasing breathing and the pink love in her eyes that almost fills the entire whites of her eyes.
……
Looking at the situation in the hole in history, Xiao Yiren in the outside world was really dumbfounded.
Nima, this is a bit outrageous, there are really people in this world who can estrus desserts.
emmm……
Of course, the teachers who specialize in dessert design don't count......
Different from those dessert models that are made like figurines, they are simply beautiful, and the cake of "Xiao Yiren" is not a simple prefix, this product is really real, it is the shape of a birthday cake.
The prototype is a cylindrical cake, even if it is spiritually infected, the whole cake still looks like a pillar, with a chocolate tricorne, sugar-skinned monocles, and chocolate limbs.
It's hard to imagine anyone in heat with such a thing......
People can't, at least shouldn't......
"But Stocking seems to be an angel, not a human being......"
"That's fine......"
Silently waved his hand, and wiped all the Coke he sprayed on the ground with a miracle, and then Xiao Yiren picked up the popcorn in front of him and continued to look at it.
"Well, it was actually upside down on the spot, which I really didn't expect."
Understood, after the cake "Xiao Yiren" and Stocking's approximate "love and hate", Xiao Yiren couldn't help but glance at the cake of a high-speed rail ghost hanging on his body hundreds of miles away.
Look at the King Kong-like thing, and then look at the historical hole, this small cake of one meter seven at most, Xiao Yiren sat down patiently and continued to watch.
"And what made him what he is now?"
……
The vision is back in the hole of history......
Although the atmosphere between Stocking and the cake "Xiao Yiren" is very good now, with Stocking's character and the simplicity of the people of Fallen Sky City, it seems that it is not a strange thing for one person and one cake to make some raw cakes in public
But don't forget that the two are still fighting, and this battlefield of speed and fury is obviously not for the two to be affectionate.
I don't know if it's because of an accident, or even the evil spirit of the biker party can't stand the sour smell of love between this person and a cake, a violent bump directly interrupted the strange atmosphere between the two, Stocking's head hit the left car door directly, and the spontaneous girl was directly knocked into the eyes, and almost didn't stand firm, and was thrown out of the car directly.
Seeing this situation, the cake "Xiao Yiren" also took this opportunity to quickly sit up from the seat of the car, inexplicably relieved, and at the same time, the sense of regret in his spirit was also slightly infected in his heart, inexplicably unhappy, daring him to start searching for the factors around him that affected his performance.
Immediately, his gaze was locked on the biker demon in front of him, who stopped spinning like a big spinning top.
Almost instantly, the spirituality in the cake "Xiao Yiren" spoke.
"With an Italian cannon, fuck his son of a bitch!"
Almost instantly, the shape of the cake "Xiao Yiren" has undergone earth-shaking changes, the legs made of chocolate are instantly twisted into a spherical shape, the chocolate tricorne on the top of the head opens the hole, and the whole body of the cake is also directly erect, and the huge cannon mouth is pointed directly at the evil spirit of the biker in front of him.
"Grandma, you dare to spoil my good deeds! Eat Me Armstrong Spiral Jet Armstrong Cannon!! ”