Chapter 551: Horse Monkey Shochu from a Large Otherworldly Teleporter
The book world,In a small world of medieval painting......
Looking at the prompt tone in the chat group, Xiao Bulin, who was chatting with other Yiren people in the chat group, couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
But immediately, he remembered the world in which Xiao Yimen lived and the source of the corresponding achievements and titles.
"The opposite of heaven? Is this what he said he had created in his shrine a hell to contain the darkness of human beings, making the world a paradise? ”
"And this human love ......"
"Why don't you make a beast rank, carry all the despicable pain, and carry the beast ...... in the world?"
"Damn, this kind of outrageous thing can really be achieved, and it hasn't been done with the help of the power of the chat group......"
Outrageous, outrageous......
Do you think Siu Yiren would say that? No, of course not, Xiao Yiren may be like this to others, but for the chat group, Xiao Yiren can only say......
"Worthy of my ......"
The world of suspender gartyhose angels, Xiao Yiren didn't take it for too long. Because although the painting style is quite sherdy, but in essence, the Stockings Angel is actually a nonsensical funny anime, and the inner core of the skin is actually funny.
Lust and color are still secondary, mainly nonsensical. And like SpongeBob SquarePants, this is a world where there are unit dramas outside of the main storyline.
There, Xiao Yiren even experienced a refresh. At that time, all the residents of Fallen Heaven City took two angels and two demon sisters into zombies, which is not too outrageous.
Then a refresh returned to the same as before, note that this refresh was not Xiao Yiren's hand, and he was also blindfolded.
For this nonsensical type of world, Xiao Yiren really can't play it, and he still sends the two guys Xiao and Xiao Taiwolf to be more experienced in this kind of world, Xiao Yiren himself should forget it.
So stayed there not even yet. In two weeks, Xiao Yiren directly pulled the two demon sisters out and came to the new world.
Well, it's still a small world in the big world of the book......
The book world is such an interesting and diverse world, how could Xiao Yiren leave so casually without anchoring......
Sitting on the deck chair on the farm, Xiao Yiren held a straw in his mouth, and enjoyed the drink handed by the demon sister next to him relaxedly, while the other hand stretched out and waved the poetry gently, and the demon sister standing next to him began her own performance.
According to common sense, Xiao Yiren can use his ability to set the drink in the air, and even more easily and comfortably than other people's servants.
But if someone is waiting, why do it yourself? Ye is here to relax, not to struggle, if he is not served, why is he running around with these two oil bottles? Idle?
"Yes, Lord Siu Yiren, based on my investigation today, I have a general idea of the surrounding area......"
"This continent is called the Cernus Continent by the people here."
"The place where our hearts are located is the plains of the western part of the continent of Cernus, Eos."
"According to intelligence, in addition to a large number of humans living in this area, there are also many subhuman species."
"The human community has established seven countries in this region with a common belief in the goddess and a woman as the supreme leader, but with a completely different form of government."
"The seven countries have been allied with each other since their establishment to jointly suppress the living space of other subhumans."
"This kind of suppression was almost a crushing victory at the very beginning of history, and it was not until the appearance of a dark elf queen named Orika Discrentia that integrated all the subhuman races, which successfully blocked the attack of the seven nations and stabilized the situation......"
"According to the collections of some landlords, this confrontation between the two sides has lasted for hundreds of years, and has waged wars large and small, with countless casualties among subhumans and humans......
Listening to the report of the demon sister Kneesocks, Xiao Yiren touched his chin, revealing a confused expression.
"Olika Discrentia? It's a long name, but why does it feel so familiar? ”
"And the Queen of the Dark Elves of the so-called Seven Nations and the Subhuman Empire......"
Of course, although Xiao Yiren was thinking, he didn't mean to let the demon sister stop, and waved his hand to signal her to continue.
Seeing this, the demon sister silently picked up her notebook and continued to report......
"According to the information, the goddess of the seven nations has calculated that the Queen of the Dark Elves will have a phase of magic decay in the near future."
"At the same time, due to the large-scale battle between the two sides some time ago, the regular strength of the two sides has been greatly reduced, so the Seven Nations Alliance jointly decided to hire the most powerful mercenary group among the Seven Kingdoms as a sharp knife to pierce into the base camp of the Asian Empire."
"According to the map, we are one of the villages closest to the edge of the sub-human and human battlefields, and it is one of the links in the route of the mercenary group......"
"According to the people in the village, the mercenary group rested in the village last night and set off again this morning, and if nothing else, they should collide with the vanguard of the subhumans this evening......"
Hearing this, Xiao Yiren waved his hand slightly, signaling that the demon sister didn't need to continue.
Although the current information is basically only some very general information, if Xiao Yiren changes the world, maybe he will have to recall all kinds of information about neon dramas in another world in his mind.
After all, just like Xiao Yiren's neon dramas in the past few years before his travel, it was really like toilet paper, smoking a lot.
What is reincarnated as a spider in another world, a lizard with wings in another world, reincarnated as jelly in another world, reincarnated as a skeleton skeleton in another world, and reincarnated as a vending machine in another world.
As for the war between humans and subhumans, it is quite common.
However, if you limit the scope and limit the scope to the inside, then Xiao Yiren will not be sleepy.
Because it's so famous.
However, although Xiao Yiren had seen those things in his previous life, he was not an expert after all, what if there were other similar works? So in order not to make a fuss, Xiao Yiren still raised a question.
"What's the name of that mercenary group? What is the name of the regimental leader? ”
"The name of the regiment seems to be called Black Dog...... and the head of the regiment seems to be called ...... Akizuki Takashi ......"
"Black dogs? The Black Beast seems right...... Eh, wait Akizuki Kosan??? ”
……
An unknown world, the earth, neon......
As a densely populated country, traffic in neon has always been the norm.
The faces of countless people walking in the red sunset were reflected in the red of Takiwara, and the shadows of the city were as slender as black silk under the light of the setting sun.
And on this big road where people come and go, and vehicles come and go, at a certain moment, a pure white gate, like a white jade carving, and like a milk-infused gate, suddenly appeared without warning.
However, for some reason, the appearance of this gate did not disturb any of the surrounding vehicles, it was like a small box on an assembly line, ordinary cars were still driving on the highway without hurrying, and even many vehicles went straight through the closed gate, as if the door was just a prank made up by some boring rich people's high-tech projections.
But that doesn't seem right, because even if it's a prank, it should at least be frightening, but when the people around look at the view, they all turn their heads as if nothing happened, and the big portal stands there as if no one could see it......
Of course, not everyone didn't notice the anomaly here, at least a pink-haired double ponytail girl seemed to see the real and illusory door here, showing a little shocked expression.
"What's that?"
But the most surprising thing was still to come, and behind the gate like white jade, on a passing zebra crossing, a black-haired boy wearing headphones also twisted his head, looking at his side with a look of surprise.
He also seemed to see the huge white jade door, and the whole person stood in the middle of the zebra crossing with a confused face, as if he was surprised, he even forgot to continue walking, although his feet still did not stop, but he kept raising his feet in place like a space step, but he did not take a step forward.
There is no doubt that it is a very stupid thing to stand in the middle of a zebra crossing in a busy place.
And the teenager is about to pay the price for his mistakes.
I don't even understand why the teenager thinks about why such a big door suddenly appears next to him, is he awakening some superpower into that or something horse monkey soju? A loud whistle suddenly came into his ears, and the sharp sound pierced the eardrums, and the other teenager's already chaotic brain became even more blank.
In the next moment, the boy saw that a tanker truck suddenly rushed out of the white gate, and the shrill honking of horns and the sharp sound of tires rubbing against the ground seemed to reveal his fate half a second later.
"You don't want to come here, ahhhh
The boy wanted to run, but he couldn't, and the speed of the truck was beyond the reach of a young high school student.
The boy really wanted to do the advice made by those sand sculpture netizens, and go over with a slide to avoid this large otherworldly teleporter.
But it was clear that he couldn't, and all he could do was raise his hand and try to stop the truck like Superman......
Even a truck traveling at a speed of only 60 kilometers per hour can cross five meters in less than half a second.
However, he is not superman after all, so his fate is also obvious......
But fortunately, under extreme injuries, pain can be ignored by the brain.
The boy didn't suffer too much, and the whole person flew out three or five meters directly, and then fell to the ground like a broken doll.
After the truck hit someone, it must be impossible to stop, and directly stepped on the accelerator to run over directly from the boy's body, fortunately, the boy's position was good, and he was not injured by the truck's tires for a second time, and passed directly under the base of the truck.
And watching the base of the truck overhead drive quickly, the teenager didn't have the time to catch the so-called culprit.
The strange twisting sensation of his arms almost shocked him, but what little consciousness he had left maintained his last bit of decency......
"Are you going to be teleported to another world again? Damn, I just raised Lori. Are you going to give it away like this......"
"And that damn hit-and-run truck driver, until I get back from the otherworldly dragon king, there's no place for this neon ......"
The will is becoming more and more blurred, and the brain's self-protection response is gradually providing danger signals for the teenager, allowing him to quickly go into hibernation and prevent the brain from being damaged by excessive information feedback.
However, when his consciousness was about to be completely blurred, the boy seemed to hear something talking to him.
In a daze, the boy seemed to see that it was a strange creature of pink and white......
"Is this what a cat is? Why float in mid-air? Why do I have the urge to punch him when I see it? ”
As the self-feedback of the brain gradually weakens, the teenager's self-consciousness and superego gradually pass, the ego will gradually occupies the high ground, and the chaotic thoughts continue to impact the teenager's mind, further blurring his consciousness, unable to concentrate, and getting closer to sleep......
In a trance, the boy seemed to hear a soft voice calling his name, but he couldn't hear it clearly......
"Fang Cicada Agency, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become a horse monkey soju? If you are willing to become a horse monkey shochu, I can fulfill your wish of one......"
"Horse monkey shochu? I'm a big man, how can I become a horse monkey soju? Is it really a hallucination? ”
"What is horse monkey shochu? It seems to be Madoka. Sayaka doesn't seem to be a witch in the back......"
"What kind of witch is ......?"
"How good does a witch taste?"
With today's Fang Chan intermediary brain state, there is no difference from an ordinary brain wreck, the brain is completely unfocused, losing the ego and superego, and the divergent consciousness completely takes away the self-control ability of Fang Chan intermediary, and the consciousness is constantly flying, and only one word is spit out after opening his mouth for a long time.
"Me"
But before he could answer further, he saw a big fight suddenly fall on the head of the big pink cat, and with a slap, the pink creature suspended in mid-air was slapped into the hard road, directly into a pile of brightly colored meat mud......
Fang Chan intermediary: "?!!! ”
"Damn, what grade is the same person as me? I don't allow such awesome things to exist in my vision. ”
This time it seems that it is a person, Fang Chan's agent is not very clear, but looking at the outline, it should indeed be a person listening to the voice or a man, but this voice seems to be a little familiar, but this voice does not seem to be as good as Madoka and Sayaka.
"Hey, hey, Madoka, my Madoka ......"
Okay, it's crooked again......
But just when the thoughts in his brain were galloping like an alpaca, the man who slapped the unknown pink creature to death and clapped his hands happily put his eyes back on Fang Chan's intermediary, and similar words came into his ears again.
"Seriously injured boy, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become a light? If you're willing to be the light, I can give you a starter pack......"
(End of chapter)