Da Fei and I went downstairs, and I couldn't help humming a little song when I thought about today's events.

When I got to the taxi stop, I just opened the door.

When we saw the situation inside, Da Fei and I were both shocked, and we all said "ah".

I saw Fang Taihe and the old ghost in the car, staring at us!

Just now, when we got out of the car to send Grandpa Li and the others upstairs.

Fang Taihe and the old ghost were still very confused, drunk, and collapsed unconscious in the car.

Unexpectedly, we just went upstairs and sent Grandpa Li and others kung fu.

These two old guys have woken up.

Judging from their demeanor, these two old guys don't seem to be drunk at all at the moment!

Seeing this, I couldn't help but be stunned, looked at the old ghost and Fang Taihe in surprise, and asked in surprise:

"You...... You two sobered up? ”

After hearing my words, the old ghost and Fang Taihe did not answer.

Instead, they looked at each other and smiled.

The old ghost was the first to say:

"Okay, old fang, you're not even drunk!"

Fang Taihe smiled and said meaningfully:

"Hehe, aren't you drunk too?

It seems that this time, we have met an opponent! ”

When the old ghost heard this, he also smiled meaningfully and said:

"Yes, I met an opponent, I didn't expect this old man Li to be ordinary!

You trust my judgment this time, right? ”

Da Fei and I got into the car, and after telling the driver the address, we began to listen to the conversation between the two.

The more I listened, the more confused I became.

What are these two old guys talking about?

The Ben Zhuge who said it was all confused.

I interrupted the conversation between the two of them and said in confusion:

"Uncle Fang, old ghost, what are you two doing? Why do I get more confused the more I listen? ”

When the old ghost heard this, he smiled and said:

"Little master, do you believe what I said?"

I sat in the co-pilot's seat, and I was a little surprised when I was asked by the old ghost.

Looking at him through the rearview mirror, he said in surprise:

"What's the matter? Tell me about it! ”

The old ghost said "hehe" twice and said:

"It's not just that we are not drunk, even Li Laohan is not drunk!"

I couldn't help but be stunned when I listened to it, and noticed Da Fei through the rearview mirror, and my face was also surprised.

Da Fei and I said in unison:

"What? Grandpa Li wasn't drunk either?! No way?! ”

Seeing that Da Fei and I reacted so much, the old ghost smiled, spread his hands, and said:

"Little master, what I said is true! Otherwise, you ask the old party! ”

After saying that, the old ghost leaned back in his seat and said no more.

Seeing this, I turned my head directly, looked at Fang Taihe, and asked:

"Uncle Fang, what the old ghost just said, is it true?"

Fang Taihe nodded and said:

"It's true!"

Seeing that Fang Taihe said it so surely, I couldn't help frowning.

What's going on?

Grandpa Li didn't even get drunk?

So what was he doing just now?

Thinking of this, I looked at the old ghost and Fang Taihe again, and asked suspiciously:

"Then why aren't you two drunk?"

When the old ghost heard this, he smiled proudly and said:

"Little master, don't you look at who I am?

As the god of fog spirits, my old ghost has existed since the beginning of Hongmeng and before Pangu opened the sky.

In these tens of thousands of years, my old ghost's Taoism and martial arts are quite powerful!

With my old ghost's Dao method, who in the Three Realms can compete with my drinking?! ”

The old ghost finished speaking very proudly, not noticing at all that the taxi driver's master looked at him in surprise.

Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that the driver master couldn't help but laugh at the moment.

I suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Busy said to the driver:

"Master, don't think too much, this old man has some problems in his brain, don't be surprised!"

The driver master, when he heard this, nodded again and again, and said in a low voice:

"Understood, understood! This old man is indeed a bit of a problem. ”

The old ghost sat in the back, and when he heard our words, his face was gloomy, and he looked at me and said:

"Little master! What do you mean by that?! How can you say that there is something wrong with my brain!

I'm so sad! Woooooo

Hey, little master, how can you say that about me!

I'm so sad! Woo woo, you have to apologize to me! ”

Listening to the old ghost's coquettish words, I suddenly felt a little sick to my stomach.

And the driver's master drove the car, and finally couldn't help it at the moment, and laughed directly "haha".

The driver said with a smile:

"Oh, mom, little brother, this old man is so funny, I don't see a doctor lightly!

Did you forget to take your medicine when you went out?

I know a miracle doctor who specializes in treating the old man's situation.

If you can trust me, I'll give you a business card, and you can try it with him? ”

I was just about to open it and declined the kindness of the driver.

The old ghost said in a deep voice:

"Boy, if you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I abolish you!"

The old ghost said very gloomy, and his eyes revealed murderous aura.

I couldn't help but be shocked when I saw it, obviously the old ghost was murderous.

Seeing this, I hurriedly said to the driver's master:

"Master, I appreciate your kindness! This old man in my family is sick now, don't worry about it.

In order not to make the patient's mood swings, you should not speak. ”

The driver also noticed that the old ghost was vicious.

After listening to my words, he nodded his head in agreement.

After about five minutes, we finally arrived at the entrance of the community.

After getting out of the car, the old ghost still looked at the driver's master, clenched his fists, and said:

"In the future, the old man has a word of advice......

Before I could finish speaking, I pulled the old ghost aside, and said apologetically to the driver:

"Master, I'm sorry! Let's go first! ”

Then, leaving the surprised driver, he pulled the old ghost and walked towards the community.

On the way back, the old ghost kept pulling and saying:

"Little master, what were you doing just now? Why are you still stopping me and teaching this kid a lesson? ”

I sighed and said:

"Old ghost, you are not in the Misty Ghost Forest now, you are living in modern society now.

Modern society is a society governed by the rule of law, and you can't beat people with your hands, you know?

Also, in the future, in front of others, don't say what kind of fog spirit god you are, or what you have lived for tens of thousands of years.

When others heard this, they thought you forgot to take your medicine when you went out! ”

After hearing me say this, the old ghost looked at me with an aggrieved face, but still nodded and said:

"Got it, little master!

I'm sorry little master, I shouldn't have caused you trouble! Don't be angry, little master.

I'll change it in the future! ”

Seeing the old ghost pitiful, I couldn't help but feel a little distressed.

patted the old ghost's head and said dotingly:

"Don't worry, old ghost, as long as you know your mistakes and change them, I won't be angry!"

Seeing that I was not angry, the old ghost jumped three feet high and shouted long live.

When I went upstairs and thought of the topic just now, I asked suspiciously:

"Old ghost, Uncle Fang. You said just now that Grandpa Li wasn't drunk, how did you know? ”

Fang Taihe and the old ghost, after hearing this, immediately showed a meaningful expression on their faces.

Fang Tai He says:

"At that time, you young students, playing there, didn't notice the situation on our side at all.

The old ghost and I are people in the Dao Sect and have cultivated the Dao for so many years.

So the amount of alcohol is good, which is understandable.

But I didn't expect that this guy Li Laohan could drink with us for almost three hours.

This makes me wonder a little.

Later, my chopsticks fell to the ground. I lowered my head to pick it up, but I didn't expect that under the table, it was all wine!

I was shocked. But he didn't make a noise, but pretended not to see anything.

When I returned to the table, I saw the old ghost looking at me meaningfully.

At the time, I thought that the wine under the table was forced out by the old ghost with Taoism.

But then I thought about it, the old ghost was originally a bone flute, how could he be drunk?

Since you can't get drunk, then how can you use the Tao to force out the wine in your body?

Then there is only one answer, that is, the wine under the table was forced out by Li Laohan! ”

After listening to Fang Taihe's story, I was suddenly a little surprised.

The wine under the table was forced out by Grandpa Li?!

How is this possible?!

You know, Grandpa Li doesn't even know the Tao at all.

How could he have such the ability to force out all the wine in his body?

Speak your mind.

The old ghost patted his bald head and said helplessly:

"Hey, little master, you have to say it a few more times before you believe me!

Li Laohan is not as simple as you think.

And the little girl named Li Yan next to you is not easy to mess with!

My old ghost has lived for tens of thousands of years, who and what have you never seen? ”

After the old ghost finished speaking, he sat directly on the sofa and stopped talking.

Seeing the old ghost like this, I suddenly had a bad feeling in my heart.

Could it be that Li Yan and Grandpa Li really have a problem?

But how is this possible!

I didn't spend much time with Li Yan, although it wasn't for long.

But I know she's a good girl.

And Grandpa Li, if it weren't for Grandpa Li's guidance at that time, I'm afraid I would have died a long time ago......

Suddenly, a flash of lightning crossed my head.

A terrible thought popped out of my head!

I still remember the first time I went to Meizhuang.

When I met Grandpa Li, Grandpa Li said directly at the time, "I have dirty things on my body."

At that time, I asked him how he could see it.

Grandpa Li just said that he was older and had experienced a lot, so he could see it.

Unfortunately, I was just a person who easily trusted others.

So when I saw Grandpa Li say this, I didn't doubt it too much.

Now after such a reminder from the old ghost, I suddenly feel chills!