Volume 2 Saibei Pingtian Rises Upstart Chapter 149 Repair my spear halberd, and work with my son (autobiography).
Get out of the sheath knife and see the blood back!
I took the dagger, returned to the room in a daze, squeezed my head, and didn't think that I could do something, could it be that I drove hundreds of pigs and arched this five or six thousand people into the Daling River?
"Bang dang!"
Just as I was thinking about it, I was hit with a chestnut on the head, and when I looked up, Liu Junsheng's lackey pro-soldier was wrapping his arms, looking up at me, and said arrogantly, "Li Erniu, you cheap bones, your brain is in water?" Why didn't General Liu's food be delivered for a long time? Hum! Don't think that if you can accompany General Deng to say a few words every once in a while, even if you climb the high branches. In General Liu's one-acre and three-point land, the king of heaven Lao Tzu came, and it was almost meaningless. Let me tell you, the general has a big event tonight, if because you are late in delivering the food, the general's career is delayed, believe it or not, the general returns victoriously and skins you alive? ”
Being beaten like this by the lackey's own soldier, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind, but it was faintly visible, so I had to smile for the time being, and said copingly, "Oh, big brother, you have a small misunderstanding." Thinking about General Liu's hard training today, he deliberately went to the back mountain to catch a pheasant in the next day, thinking about making up for the general, the meat of this wild thing is not easy to burn, no, just after the fire was loaded, I was trying to take a breath, and the big brother came. ”
"Bang dang!" Another chestnut. The soldier rebuked me, "Gasp? You're gasping for air! Tell you, if the general hasn't eaten this wild pheasant in the tea, Lao Tzu has stewed you, so that you can't breathe anymore, do you hear? ”
I agreed again and again, and the soldiers showed off their might in the room again, and begged for a bowl of chicken soup, and drank it dripping with sweat, before I was satisfied and turned to leave.
I didn't have time to get angry, I collected my heart and breathed, and I pondered and calmed down, and the gland of spiritual light just now broke through the liver and gallbladder, penetrated the heavenly spirit, and suddenly understood the mountains and seas.
I couldn't help but cover my mouth and laugh, I see! I see!
It turned out that from the first day I entered the barracks, General Deng activated me. The general first placed me in Liu Junsheng's big tent room, the room is full of people, and it is not easy to be found, just let me spy on the news, General Deng came every once in a while, in the casual chat, I informed General Deng of all the news I got, so that I inadvertently, I completed the transmission and conversion of information, which can be described as quiet.
I thought of the dagger that the general gave me, and my heart suddenly brightened again.
Although Liu Junsheng is a gentleman, and he is very arrogant in his daily work, he is extremely desperate for his life, and he always wraps himself in the center of his cronies, and no one can easily approach him. In addition to Liu Junsheng's personal guards, the only people who can get close to him on weekdays are military doctors and cooks.
And I am precisely the cook who is responsible for delivering food to Liu Junsheng.
It seems that General Deng is going to let me be a specialist and Jing Ke!
For a child born in a civilian family like me, if you want to be in the army, you must make a splashing contribution, Liu Junsheng is tyrannical and unreasonable, he can cut off his head, eliminate harm for Huaxing's father, and help General Deng eradicate traitors, it is really a great achievement, I firmly believe that as long as I kill Liu Junsheng, my military career will be smooth sailing.
But there are pros and cons to doing this, doing this is extremely risky, not to mention the loss of one's own life, it will also affect General Deng and the entire people of Lingyuan City, this price is too great!
My heart is shaky, and it is difficult for me to be independent.
In the end, I clenched my fists, and I took it from the details, and sought wealth and danger, since I can only get close to Liu Junsheng, then I will do it!
After thinking about it, I immediately sneaked into the small tent of the military doctor, and wanted to take a dose of poison, but I didn't know pharmacology, so I grabbed a large handful of drunken herbs commonly used by farmers to relieve pain, mashed them into juice, poured them into the rice wine that Liu Junsheng secretly hid in the room, and after fully stirring, I took an ordinary roast chicken, carried the wine mixed with herbs, calmed my mind, and went straight to Liu Junsheng's big tent.
Liu Junsheng was addicted to alcohol, and when he saw the yellow soup, he didn't want to die, and when he saw me coming with wine, he was still hesitant at first, refusing to raise his glass, and I pretended to be stupid and said, "Where can half a jar of yellow soup stop the general's massive."
Liu Junsheng thought about it, reprimanded me a few times, and drove me out.
When I came out of the account, I deliberately shouted loudly and flatteringly to the tent, "The general will use it slowly, and the small one will send you pig's trotters later!" You're well fed and ready to work. ”
After speaking, I quickly ran back to the room, closed the door neatly, took a deep breath, and was already sweating profusely.
Huangfu Lu once said to me: drunk god grass, sex dry, pound juice and hot wine, adjust three coins, and if you are young, you will be drunk and have no pain.
I think what Huangfu Lu said is right, but for the sake of insurance, I put about nine dollars of drunken god grass in a jar of wine, hehe, I am really bad.
A quarter of an hour later, the twilight was closed.
I estimated that the time had come, tied two boning knives to my legs, carried a vegetable basket, and walked out of the room again.
With the foreshadowing just now, Liu Junsheng's personal soldiers in front of the tent did not stop me at all, and let me into the account.
When he entered the tent and saw that there was no movement, he whispered tentatively, "General, are you there?" ”
There was no response in the tent, I took a deep breath, and dared to walk in the tent, and saw Liu Junsheng lying on the bed like a dead fish, just panting, but his body was motionless. When I looked around, it was just me and him in the tent.
I was so excited that I took out a boning knife and walked towards it. Careless Jingzhou, Liu Junsheng, Liu Junsheng, you connived at the soldiers, and did many evils, like the owl of the North Mountain, unclean its wings.
Today, if I kill you, I will eliminate harm for the people and leave a name in history!
Thinking about it, my heart jumped, and I couldn't help but speed up my pace, and silently recited "killing people like slaughtering pigs, killing people like slaughtering pigs" over and over again, but my whole body was cold, unconscious, trembling, and I marched forward with only a brute force.
After all, this is my first time killing someone!
Suddenly, when he reached the sand table in the center of the tent, the bone-splitting knife in his left leg that had not been pulled out slammed into the side of the case, and the bone-splitting knife between his legs fell to the ground, and Liu Junsheng moved with the sound.
I'm horrified, no, this calf, wake up!
When he turned over and sat up, I hurriedly stuffed the knife in my right hand into my waist, picked up the knife on the ground with my left hand, faced Liu Junsheng, opened the vegetable basket, and chopped it violently.
Liu Junsheng sat on the couch, rubbing his head, his eyes were ruthless, "What are you doing?" ”
"Back to the general, I was in a hurry when I came, and I forgot to remove the head, tail, and cut the roast chicken, and the general atoned for his sins." My heart had already mentioned my throat, cold sweat flowed, my expression was uncontrollable, my body trembled, and I simply bowed my head and gave it away.
Liu Junsheng's gloomy voice came, "Oh? Didn't you just say to send pig's trotters? Why did you send another roast chicken? Didn't you already give a roast chicken just now? ”
I secretly thought in my heart that Liu Junsheng 'saw the subtle knowledge', but said with a smile, "General Hui, I originally planned to send you pig's trotters, but the pig's trotters were cold, and I was afraid that you would lose your stomach, so I sent a roast chicken over." The general must not think that the little one is perfunctory, the roast chicken just now is a domestic chicken, this roast chicken, it is a pheasant, and the two chickens taste different? ”
Liu Junsheng still sat still, and said to me, "What's the difference?" ”
I replied cautiously, "General, the meat of pheasant meat is very firm, it tastes very chewy, and it has a lot less moisture than domestic chicken, so it tastes very woody." ”
Liu Junsheng sat on the collapse, his upper body moved casually, his bones creaked, and my scalp tingled when I heard it.
The voice, which was as cold as winter snow, came again, "Since it is such a good thing, why didn't you send it earlier?" Want to keep it all to yourself? ”
I hurriedly said, "Wronged, General." The wild pheasant meat is coarse and hard, and it needs to be simmered slowly over high heat to get into the flavor, and the villain heard that the general has to have a big job tonight, and he turned over in the mountains for an afternoon before he caught it, just now, the wild pheasant has just been stewed, and it can be out of the pot, and the villain is non-stop, and he immediately came. Besides..."
I deliberately pretended to be submissive, which aroused Liu Junsheng's interest, and he spat out, "There is something to say, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”
I raised my head slightly and said, "General, you have been dressed and eaten since you were a child, and the villain was afraid that you would not be used to eating pheasant, so I didn't send it with you just now." ”
Liu Junsheng's timbre softened a lot, "Hmm." Chop it up"
I was a little relieved in my heart, it seems that what General Deng said was right, the dual identity of a young man and a husband, coupled with the narcotic strength of the drunken god grass, made this lieutenant general in the realm of unarmoring relax his vigilance slightly, and almost believed it.
"General Hui, I just finished chopping! It's time to serve you. "I began to borrow the slope to get off the donkey.
"Oh? Such a coincidence? Liu Junsheng lowered his voice, "How does General Ben remember that a flood poured into the Lingyuan Mountain Range, and the entire mountain range was surrounded by ice and snow, where could there be wild meat?" ”
I scolded secretly in my heart: The straight lady thief actually set up a trap for the master. immediately said, "Hehe, no book is made without coincidence!" General, the chicken is the phoenix in the world, and this thing suddenly appeared in the vast wilderness, doesn't it indicate that the general is bound to succeed tonight? ”
"Oh, I'm going to borrow your auspicious words!" Liu Junsheng's voice was lowered again, cold and lonely, "Put down the knife, take out the chicken, put it flat with both hands, and present it." If you dare to make the slightest move, General Ben will immediately call you to a different place! ”
I noticed a hint of something wrong in my heart, but I still obeyed and did so, obediently knelt on the ground, bent my back and bowed my head, knelt in front of the couch, raised my hands above my head, and said respectfully, "General, please use it slowly." ”
Liu Junsheng's voice was close at hand, as cold as frost, "On weekdays, Ben Zhonglang is not drunk. But after only drinking four bowls of rice wine today, I was drowsy and soft, did you kid move his hands and feet? Hum! It's a lot of guts! Say, "Who sent you?" What do you want? ”
Before I could reply, a chill shook my lowered eyes, and I chuckled in my heart.
Liu Junsheng's knife was gently unsheathed, it seemed that the thief's murderous intent had risen, and my bean-sized sweat dripped to the ground, but he held his hands without shaking, and quickly thought about countermeasures.
Liu Junsheng's words were cold, mixed with a hint of frivolity, "General Ben has long known that you and the surname Deng are eyebrows, the world is like this, there is never a secret, Deng Yan old dog must know that General Ben will attack the city tonight, naturally expected that he would send someone to do something, but General Ben never expected that Deng Yan was actually blinded by lard and sent you such a useless thing to kill me." Hahaha, God help me! ”
In the face of ridicule, I gritted my teeth, life and death, today, Lao Tzu fought with you!
I raised my head and looked at Liu Junsheng indifferently.
Liu Junsheng slowly raised his knife and regarded me like a dog, "Tonight, this general has something big to do, and he lacks a blessing sacrifice flag, so I am willing to borrow your head for use, you..." ”
The word 'you' did not fall, I seized the opportunity, evil was born from the side of the guts, the left hand was a plate full of roast chicken, and a plate full of chicken was scattered, Liu Junsheng instinctively leaned back slightly. Taking advantage of this gap, I put my right hand on my back and drew the knife, used all my strength to feed, from right to left, and swept a knife with my low body, then kicked the couch with both feet and rolled away.
I stood up and hid most of my body behind the sand table, leaving only my head in Liu Junsheng's sight, staring at Liu Junsheng angrily.
"Huh! This surnamed Deng really looks down on Ben Zhonglang, and he doesn't send a clever assassin if he wants to assassinate. Today, sacrifice the flag with your child's blood. Tomorrow morning, the army will kill Lingyuan, and then cook your father and mother alive, Ben Zhonglang will personally eat the heart and liver of the second elder, so that your family can be reunited below. Liu Junsheng sat on the bed and looked at me with a sneer, "Don't worry, the edict of the Jiang City Lord will come later, and Ben Zhonglang will be safe and sound even if he kills a hundred people." You must know that a cheap life is a cheap life, born destined, and no one can change it. ”
Liu Junsheng stood up and was about to kill me, but he fell to the ground one by one.
In shock, Liu Junsheng looked down and saw that below his bare feet had been cut off by the knife I had just now, and the intoxicating herbs had not yet taken effect, so he did not feel pain. At this moment, Liu Junsheng was sitting on the ground, his shin bones were bare, blood was pouring infusion, his eyes were empty, and he still had no pain.
"Mr. Big once taught: The way to cure thieves is not to be persuaded to reward them, and not to be afraid to kill them, and they will gradually become popular." I was still hiding behind the sand table, but my words were passionate, and the purpose was naturally to delay time, "You thief, born in a peaceful and prosperous era, relying on your family background, bullying the villagers, damn it!" Today, I want you to have a leg first, which will be counted as interest. ”
Where can Liu Junsheng, who has always been arrogant, stand this = such a shame, hearing this, he was instantly angry, and he got up with his sword, swaying left and right towards me, the sound of the friction between the shin and the ground was breathtaking, and there were blood marks everywhere he went, but he saw Liu Junsheng wearing a cloak and scattering his head, like an immortal Shura.
Liu Junsheng gritted his teeth as he walked, "Aha! It still hurts a little. Boy, today Ben Zhonglang ate your heart and liver, and then attacked the city with armor. No, I thought about it, I want you to live, and when I attack Lingyuan City and capture your father and mother alive, General Ben will kill you alive in front of your father and mother! ”
That terrifying figure swayed from side to side, shaking faster and faster, although my sneak attack was successful, but where is the opponent of the martial artist of the Unarmored Realm, even if Liu Junsheng was seriously injured and folded in half, I couldn't fight either.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly ran out of the tent, Liu Junsheng called the guards, but no one responded.
I opened the tent, a tall horse blocked my way, and immediately, General Deng had a beautiful beard and a long face, and was looking at me with a smile. A wisp of fresh wind blew through the beautiful hair, showing heroic spirit.
For me, who was on the verge of despair, General Deng was a clear spring.
Suddenly there was a roar in my ears, and when I looked up, a line of smoke and dust rolled up in the distance, pressing towards the north like rolling thunder on the soothing terrain.
In a moment, around the big tent, red flags were displayed, iron armor was densely covered, and golden drums vibrate.
On the ground, Qiao Wuliu, including a group of Liu thief's cronies and sword-wielding robes, have been ambushed by the law. The soldiers who took the initiative to abandon and surrender knelt on the ground, one by one. The soldiers who were induced to respond were all wrapped in red cloth and in high spirits.
I stood still, not knowing why.
Everything was expected by the general, but not by me.
"Little friend, today, you use your own life and loyalty and wisdom to drag down the rebel general, so that the thief's order has to be executed, and capture time for me to quell the chaos." General Deng smiled, his face was covered with spring light, and said loudly, "From today onwards, you will be my little Sima of the Chinese army." Soldiers, do you have any objections? ”
The earth-shattering word 'Nuo' fell to the ground, and my eyes left "urine soup" without obeying the call.
Big brother, you see, we didn't embarrass the 'Zigui Five Smalls', I'm the little Sima of the Chinese Army!
When he sighed, General Deng opened his bow and shot an arrow at Liu Junsheng's Chinese army tent. Rice wine from all directions also flew over, and in an instant, Zhu Huo was full, and Liu Junsheng's screams were covered by the cheers of the sergeants.
After a few sounds, Liu Jun died and hated.
I looked at the raging fire and said disdainfully, "Go down and drink slowly!" Dog thief! ”
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Xiao Sima is the assistant of Sima of the Chinese Army, assisting the transfer of money, food and equipment of the main Sima of the Chinese Army, which is a compulsory lesson for an excellent general, after I took office, I was busy studying all day, and I forgot to go back to see my parents and brothers, and three months passed in a flash.
When I heard that my eldest brother was ordered by the five counties of Hirata, I was very excited.
I heard that the eldest brother was going to go around the rivers and lakes with Ying Cheng and Huangfulu, and I couldn't sit still.
Those two guys, one has a good mouth and the other has a good pen, where can they protect the eldest brother?
I immediately found General Deng to ask for his life, General Deng seemed to have expected it, and said to me with a smile, "Youth is like early spring, like the rising sun, like the sprout of a hundred flowers, like the new hair of a sharp blade, it is the most precious period of life." Go, go, don't let the good time go! ”
Five days after the eldest brother set off, I took the halberd and rode the horse, led 200 elite horsemen, and ran south out of the camp.
Big brother, I'm here!
Some people died, but not completely......