Volume 2 Saibei Pingtian Comes Out of the Upstart Chapter 176 Water River River River, He Water River River (1)

After the matter of "Seven Tips of Eagle Yang" was properly resolved, the three of them laughed.

Only Xia Qing, who was watching quietly from the sidelines, was silent.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Liu Yi gently bowed his hand to Li Yanfeng, "Brother Li, don't leave it here, if my younger brother can benefit the five counties, he will return the egret to the guest and come to visit again." ”33

"Punish the evil and the fake, sort out the ghost, inherit for three days, educate the people in the country, and be a true young hero." Li Yanfeng returned a big gift, and said warmly, "Brother, wait a minute, wait for me to call the old man, and the two of us will give you a ride!" ”

The solemnity between Xia Qing's eyebrows deepened.

As soon as the word 'Cheng' fell, Li Yanfeng was about to leave the house, the wooden house trembled slightly, and in an instant, the gimbal, pubescent winter sunflower leaves with thin petioles burrowed into the wooden house from all directions, and the house was instantly filled with lush greenery.

When several people were shocked, a violent tremor came, the wooden house seemed to collapse, and the four people staggered, and between two or three breaths, they returned to calm.

"Little friend in the house, come out!"

The old man's voice came, and the sunflower leaves in the house were scattered.

With the experience of Wanfoshan and Zhangwu City, Liu Yi knew that the people outside the house must be masters of the rivers and lakes who came to find him, and he didn't want to cause others to suffer, so he wanted to push the door out, but was stopped by Xia Qing beside him.

Xia Qing said in a deep voice, "Every time there is a big event, you must have calm, why are you so frizzy!" ”

Liu Yi hurriedly said, "The enemy is now, life and death are worried, no matter how quiet I am, I must not let others suffer for me!" ”

Xia Qing, who was rarely angry with Liu Yi, reprimanded sharply, "Nonsense! The way of the king is the way of choice and the way of employing people! If you are the first to rush and do everything, then what do you want your brother to do? What else do you need to do with your armor? ”

Liu Yi was not afraid at all, and retorted when he opened his mouth, "Boss Xia's words are wrong. Now that I am poor and white, there is no one to use, if I don't charge into battle and boost morale at this time, who will sincerely defect to you in the future, and who will live and die with you? ”

Xia Qing regarded Liu Yi as a son, and in a hurry, she pushed Liu Yi back, and she was about to go out first, but Liu Yi was there.

When the two were at a stalemate, Li Yanfeng was the first to rush out, and as soon as he opened the wooden door, he stood at the door.

In addition to Xia Qing, after Liu Yi and Ying Cheng walked out later, they were also a little dumbfounded, and this small wooden house was moved to the statue of Lao Jun in an instant. Not far from a few people, a white-haired old man with sunflower leaves on his head, a hoe in his hand, a short brown knot, and black skin was staring at Liu Yi without squinting.

Ying Cheng tugged at the corner of Liu Yi's clothes and asked mysteriously, "Big brother, what kind of immortal is this?" ”

Liu Yi thought for a while, and said in a low voice, "If what my uncle said is good, taro old with taro leaves, this person has sideburns and sunflower leaves, he should be the current leader of the farmer, Kwai Lao." ”

The old man heard what Liu Yi said, and picked his nose and said, "Uh-huh! You're not stupid, I'm Aoi Lao! The current leader of the farmer, Aoi Lao of the Heavenly Movement Realm! ”

After that, the old Kwai shoe smashed the hoe to the ground, and the fierce force took the hoe as a letter, spreading out, and the entire floor tiles in the courtyard were all shattered in an instant, and the cracks scattered a little green bud, and Xinxin was as green as a tree.

Seeing that the newly renovated courtyard was destroyed by Aoi Lao's trick, Li Yanfeng almost cried.

"What about the Heavenly Realm? My master is still in the Imperial Art Realm! When Li Yanfeng said this, he was magically unfazed, and grinned, "Old Kui, first of all, you have to move the house back for me first, and then pay for the renovation of the floor tiles on the trail, and finally, you have to set up a few tables of banquets to give me a wait." I will not bother with you. ”

When Liu Yi heard Li Yanfeng's words, everyone was numb!

People are the ones who hold the bull's ears in the Nine Streams of the Princes, or the Heavenly Movement Realm, you Li Yanfeng dare to talk to him so arrogantly, it's really a stupid boy who hanged himself and lived impatiently.

Aoi Lao was not angry, and muttered in a low voice, "Isn't the talented real person dead?" Where do the dead come from? ”

Then Aoi Lao said loudly, "No money! ”

"Yo he! I don't pay for food, I don't pay for killing, it's the first time I've seen such a brazen person. Ying Chengling opened the conversation box, "We revere the elderly, but the old man, you are already white-headed, how can you be so unruly, if you don't have money, you will get out of the house quickly, and you will not be allowed to pay for things, just when we give alms to the poor." ”

Not to mention, Kui Lao didn't bully others, because he lacked a little effort in his mouth, and he was speechless for a while. After holding back for a long time, the old man carried his hoe upside down and ran towards Ying Cheng with a brisk walk, shouting over and over again while running, "The old farmer educates your father and educates you unfilial son." ”

This should be frightened by the loss of the three souls.

A hoe of a god in the Heavenly Movement Realm is still not allowed to beat himself into a meat pie?

The hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, this kid spreads his legs and runs, the speed is a few points faster than the frightened rabbit, although Aoi Lao is old, but the speed is extremely fast, the two are getting closer and closer, Ying Cheng seems to be crying, and shouting while running, "Boss, call someone, hurry, call someone!" ”

Liu Yi was helpless in his heart, in front of Kui Lao, he called all the people under the mountain, your father and my father, today, brother, you have to be beaten this too!

I saw that the old man was holding a mouthful of big yellow teeth, chasing after him, turning left and right around the statue of Lao Jun, after more than a dozen circles, Ying Cheng gradually ran out of strength, and was seized by Kui Lao Opportunity, poked the chrysanthemum with the root of the hoe, and planted it upside down, the old man's hand speed was extremely fast, and Ying Cheng's ass was banged twice, and Ying Cheng, who was in pain, lay on the ground and hurriedly begged for mercy.

Aoi Lao withdrew his hand, Ying Cheng got up and rubbed his two buttocks. The meat, it seems, should be fine.

Ying Cheng was a mirror in his heart, this was the mercy of the old man Kui, but he didn't want to spare people, so he pouted, "You old man, bully the small with the big!" ”

Aoi Lao was about to fight again, and a taro leaf suddenly appeared in front of Aoi Lao's eyes, and Aoi Lao slowly put down his hand.

At this moment, Liu Yi was holding a taro leaf, sandwiched between Kui Lao and Ying Cheng, his eyes narrowed into a crescent moon, with a smile on his face, he looked at Kui Lao sincerely, and said, "Kui Lao, the younger generation inadvertently picked up a taro leaf in the Lingyuan Mountain Range!" Here's what you can do? ”

Kui Lao looked at the leaves, then at Liu Yi, and then leaned beside the statue of Lao Jun stupidly, bowing his head and thinking.

"You! The work on the lips is better than the work on the hands! Liu Yi patted the frightened Ying Cheng, and said with a smile on his ears, "Brother, after you go back, you can change careers to become a Confucian student, you can't be shocked with a sword, and it's not bad to be shocked with a mouth!" Hahaha. ”

Ying Cheng said stubbornly, "I don't, I want to be a sword god, thirty years later, the world's sword should be respected." ”

Liu Yi smiled and patted Ying Cheng's buttocks, "Okay! Thirty years later, if you become a sword god, when the time comes, you can eat and drink as much as you want in the wine and meat of the South Tower, free of charge. ”

The quarrel between Liu Yi and Ying Cheng brought back Kui Lao, who was contemplating, Kui Lao looked at the two teenagers in front of him and began to ask, "Little Liu Yi, old man, let me ask you, what did my five brothers tell you?" ”

Liu Yi stopped laughing with Ying Cheng, straightened his clothes, and saluted, "Back to the seniors, the taro old man is high and bright, and asked some of the juniors what they think of the "Five Grains Minling", and the younger generations are only shallow in learning and superficial in answering, although it is not satisfactory, the taro old still sent me taro leaves as a souvenir. ”

"Rhetoric!" Kui Lao leaned against the statue of Lao Jun, sat cross-legged on the ground, picked up a dead branch at random, buckled his yellow teeth, and said in an old-fashioned manner, "Our peasant family does not promote the red tape of Confucianism's set of poetry, books and etiquette, it is all something that avoids reality and is false." The "Five Grains Order" changes the basis of agronomy, and the old man is the contemporary leader of the farmer, so he needs to argue with you about the "Five Grains Order", if you are right to the appetite of the old farmer, the old farmer has his own plans! But if you dare to whitewash the bluff, then you can stay in Shuiheguan and make fertilizer! ”

It seems that Kui Lao is still angry with the Son of Heaven for 'cultivating agriculture and mulberry without going through the farmer'!

Liu Yi pursed his lips and asked, "Senior, are you talking about the head of the farmer's family?" Or is it the head of the farmer's house? ”

Kui Lao didn't hear the meaning of Liu Yi's words, and asked, "Huh?" Why? ”

"If the seniors talk to the juniors as the head of the peasant school, the juniors should be obedient and obedient; If you want to express the wishes of tens of millions of farmers, I will think that the younger generation will not find anyone who can represent the aspirations of thousands of farmers in this world! Liu Yi's words unceremoniously made clear the identity of Kui Lao's trip, and also vaguely expressed that Kui Lao was not qualified to comment on this "Five Grain People's Order", which gathered countless efforts of the Heavenly Family.

Coincidental! This time, Kui Lao still didn't understand the meaning of Liu Yi's words, he heard it in a fog, and finally said with a grin, "Pedanty, it's really pedantic." You doll, with your father's Confucian idiot, a dog virtue, grinding and chirping, repeatedly, going around and around, in the end, don't you still eat the field, pull in the field, after death, you have to be buried in the field, what kind of elegance do you pretend to be with me? ”

Liu Yi was stunned, he didn't expect that the leader of the peasant family didn't understand the meaning of his language, and in desperation, he could only stand in place and listen to Kui Lao talking to himself there.

"I'm sorry, the group of rotten Confucians in the Xianda School Palace, one by one, are there with a sanctimonious manner, and they even shamelessly say that 'if you don't study for a day, you will feel that the food is tasteless', I bah! You tell them to try without a meal for a day? Aoi snorted, "Starve these poor sour and rotten people." ”

Elderly people, there is always an indescribable stubbornness in their character, the more Kui Lao said, the more angry he became, suddenly glared at Liu Yi, dragged Liu Yi and Ying Cheng with his left and right hands, and kicked the buttocks of the two of them, and then kicked the side and said, "What else is 'not tired of eating, not getting tired of being fine', is it easy for farmers to plant some land?" Good food has been spoiled by them, and it should be beaten! It's time to fight! ”

Liu Yi and Ying Cheng have become the punching bags for Aoi's old grudges for many years.

"Damn it!" The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Aoi Lao became more and more murderous.

Li Yanfeng, who was watching the play on the sidelines, smiled, went back to the house and closed the door!

Just when Liu and Ying wanted to cry without tears, in less than three breaths, the door was reopened, Li Yanfeng was holding a wooden sword, standing upright, relaxed, with internal qi agitating, full appearance, and really had a bit of his eldest father's five-talented real person's posture.

Before Li Yanfeng could take a pose, Kwai Lao's extremely sour yellow teeth snorted, and with a hook of the index finger of his right hand, a sunflower stem burst out of his sleeve, and Li Yanfeng was immediately hooked to Kwai Lao's hand.

As expected, Li Yanfeng was also beaten, the kind that splits his head and covers his face!

Liu Yi covered his buttocks pitifully, and thought to himself: Being beaten by this old man, the nameless fire is gone, forget it!

Some people died, but not completely......