Chapter 506: Goatee Has a Way?!
When I said this, except for the old man with a goatee, all the big guys looked sad.
Looking at their performance, I knew in my heart that they were helpless!
But the old man with the goatee was surprised by his performance at the moment.
I said in my heart, this old man, why does he look calm?
Could it be that he has any way to solve Wu Changpo?!
No, no!
When pigs fly!
The old man with a goatee has no Taoism and martial arts at all, even the Queen Mother of the West and the old ghost, such Taoist predecessors.
In the face of Wu Changpo, there was nothing to be done.
What's more, the old man with a goatee who doesn't have any Taoism and martial arts!
However, since I was a child, my life experience has taught me that people cannot be disguised, and the sea cannot be measured!
Although this old man with a goatee is not handsome at all, he is still a little obscene.
But he was, after all, a moralist.
Maybe there's something else, a powerful magic weapon, and I haven't taken it out!
Thinking of this, I coughed, cleared my throat, walked over to the old man with a goatee, arched my fist at him, and said:
"Chief Goate, what do you have to say about the current situation? Do you have any other way to solve Wu Changpo? ”
When the old man with the goatee heard this, he looked at me a little shyly and said:
"Oops! He even called me Taoist! I hugged people just now! Hum! ”
I thought that the old man with a goatee, this performance, this attitude, is there any way to deal with Wu Changpo.
But I didn't expect this guy to say such a thing.
I immediately froze in place, and then, I slapped him in the face, scolded, and said:
"Good old goatee! It's so hateful! Now the situation is critical, and everyone is thinking about how to solve Wu Changpo's solution!
But you guy, you didn't even think about it at all, but your words were so obscene!
It's so hateful! ”
The old man with a goatee was a little aggrieved by my beating.
I saw him look at me with an aggrieved look on his face and said:
"Oh, little Zhuge Xiao, look at you like this! Isn't it Wu Changpo, who absorbed Li Juhong's 'Dung Beetle Shadow Corpse' Dao method?
What's so hard about that! My old goatee can easily defeat him! Hum! ”
After listening to the old man with the goatee, I became even more helpless.
The heart said that this old thing, is it here to be funny?
Wu Changpo absorbed Li Juhong's "Dung Beetle Shadow Corpse" Taoism and martial arts, although he became very powerful.
But the Queen Mother of the Wind God West can still restrain him.
But the problem is now that Wu Changpo not only absorbed Li Juhong's "Dung Beetle Shadow Corpse" Dao Method, but also absorbed the "Power Suckering Bee" controlled by the Queen Mother of the West, and his strength is already very strong!
I can't help but feel a little angry when I think about it.
slapped the old man with a goatee again and scolded:
"Good old goatee! Wu Changpo has absorbed the Dao and martial arts of the dung beetle shadow corpse, and you don't need to solve it, I can solve it with the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town!
Now the problem is that he not only absorbed the Dao and martial arts of the 'Dung Beetle Shadow Corpse', but also absorbed the 'Gong-sucking Bee' of the Queen Mother of the West!
And according to what the Queen Mother of the West just said, and what I see now, it is obvious that this Wu Changpo, now the Dao and martial arts, is extremely powerful! ”
The old man with the goatee, when he heard this, suddenly became cold.
He looked at me with a look on his face and asked:
"What? The first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, is what you said true? I don't understand!
What do you mean? What 'power-sucking bees'? What's going on?! ”
Seeing the old man with a goatee and a puzzled look, I suddenly felt a little angry.
Immediately scolded, saying:
"Good old goatee, you are so hateful! Do you know what's going on now?! Do you know how critical the situation is right now?!
And you're still here, pretending to be stupid! It's so hateful!
If you continue to pretend to be stupid like this, be careful that I will kill you! Hum! ”
Seeing me talk like this, the old man with the goatee immediately stepped back, looked at me with an innocent face, and said aggrievedly:
"Oh, Xiao Zhuge , what do you mean by that! I really didn't get it! ”
Seeing the old man with a goatee, he still talks like this.
I was a little surprised, and I looked at the old man with the goatee, and stared at him intently for a long time.
It took about five minutes before I slowly looked away.
Because I know, old man with a goatee, is not lying.
Seeing this, I looked at the old ghost with a puzzled look on my face and asked:
"Old ghost! What's going on?! Why don't you remember what happened at all?!
Could it be that he has amnesia? Could you please answer for me?
Otherwise, I'm a little surprised! ”
When the old ghost heard this, he looked at me proudly and said:
"Oh, little master, I didn't expect you to even know this! Hahaha!
I'm so disappointed by what you're doing! I thought you were the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, and you were the smartest person in Changlong Town!
But I didn't expect you to be so ignorant! I see, in the future, don't call Changlong Town the first little Zhuge in the future!
You call it the first little ignorance! Hahahaha! I'm laughing at it! ”
Originally, at this critical time, I just wanted to ask the old ghost, a very simple question.
But I didn't expect that the old ghost guy would talk about him left and right.
Even laughed at me!
Isn't that an insult to me?!
I want to be high, as the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, I have the title of wisdom and emotional intelligence, and the first double business!
It is the spiritual symbol of Changlong Town and represents the entire Changlong Town.
The old ghost's behavior at this moment is undoubtedly an insult to Changlong Town and me!
Thinking of this, I immediately looked at the old ghost coldly and said:
"What do you mean, old ghost?! Think of me Gaojin, as the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, representing the entire Changlong Town!
It's the spiritual symbol of Changlong Town, your current attitude, isn't this disrespecting me, disrespecting Changlong Town?!
Do you know that your current behavior is very shameless?!
On behalf of Changlong Town, I lodge a serious protest against you! Please apologize to me!
Otherwise, I won't forgive you in the future! ”
When the old ghost heard this, he was stunned.
Hurriedly knelt down for me, kowtowed his head "bang", and said:
"Oh, little master! Don't do that! I really don't mean anything else!
I'm just ...... Just kidding you...... Liven up the atmosphere......
I really didn't disrespect you! I didn't disrespect Changlong Town!
Think about it, as a descendant of the old master Xingtian, I don't have time to respect you, how can I not respect you?!
Also, my beloved, my lover, the proprietress of the breakfast shop is still in Changlong Town, she is also in Changlong Town, and I am the son-in-law of Changlong Town!
What about saying it here, I'm also half of Changlong Town! How could I insult Long Dragon Town! Woooooo
Little master, don't misunderstand me! ”
When the old ghost said this, instead of being relieved, I became even more angry.
Because in the past, when the old ghost saw me angry, he would immediately kneel down and beg for mercy.
But now, I have begun to find objective reasons!
This me off!
Thinking of this, I scolded the old ghost and said:
"Old ghost! You're too daring! You're damn good! You didn't dare talk back to me before! But now, you dare to talk back to me! It's so hateful!
I'm going to clean you up today! I've decided, I'm never going to talk to you again!
This is a sign of my anger! Hum! ”
Seeing me say this, the old ghost immediately looked at me with tears on his face, and said:
"Little master, little master! Don't get angry! Woooooo I really didn't disrespect you! I didn't talk back to you!
For the sake of our master and servant, forgive me!
Otherwise, I'm really sad about it! I'm really disappointed with that!
Woooooo Little master, I really blame myself!
You can beat me, you can scold me, but don't ignore me and don't talk to me!
If you do this, it will make me sad even more than killing me! Woooooooooooooooo No more! I'm so sad! Woooooo ”
Looking at the old ghost like this, I couldn't help but feel soft in my heart.
But just now, my words have already been spoken.
I'm really ashamed to let me change it so quickly, and I can't get off the stage!
If I were to forgive the old ghost so easily.
So let people know, don't laugh at me as the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, saying that I am a person who changes his orders every day.
I know, I said that I was a soft-hearted person, and when I saw the old ghost like this, I forgave him for my old feelings.
I don't know, I thought that the people in our Changlong Town were all people who didn't count when they talked!
Just when I was in a dilemma, Grandpa Li stood up at this time, patted me on the shoulder, and said:
"Xiao Gao! Look at the old ghost, now he is crying like this, which means that he has deeply realized his mistake!
So please forgive the old ghost for the sake of your master and servant! Do you think it's good?!
Haven't you heard that you must be more tolerant of others! ”
I glanced up at Grandpa Li and understood.
Grandpa Li knows that I want to forgive the old ghost, but I was a little unable to get off the stage because of what I just said.
Now Grandpa Li's behavior is giving me steps!
Thinking of this, I smiled at Grandpa Li and thanked him with my eyes. 、
Then I turned to look at the old ghost who was kneeling on the ground, and said:
"Okay! Since Grandpa Li has interceded for you! Then I will reluctantly forgive you today!
But I can say that I should never make the same mistake again! If you make the same mistake again, I'm sure I'm going to clean you up!
Let you know that I am awesome! Hum! ”
As I spoke, I twisted my head and pretended to be very angry.
Seeing this, the old ghost immediately got up from the ground, buckled his head again and again, and said:
"Little master, don't worry! I won't make a mistake like this again!
My old ghost swears to heaven that if I make the same mistake again, I will let my Taoism and martial arts all disappear! ”
Looking at the old ghost like this, I nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Old ghost, I'm glad you recognize your mistakes!
But now, let's not talk about these things, the most important thing for us now is to solve Wu Changpo!
Oh yes, didn't I ask you just now, why doesn't the old man with the goatee seem to remember what just happened?!
What the hell is going on, why doesn't the old man with the goatee remember what happened just now?!
I was amazed! ”
Hearing this, the old ghost nodded, and explained:
"Little master, in fact, this matter is very simple! Isn't Sister Fengshen formless and incorporeal? Therefore, she can only show her physical body with the help of human bodies.
In fact, this is our folk, the so-called possession!
At that time, the sister of the wind god possessed the old man with the goatee, controlled the old man's mind, and manipulated his body.
So at that time, u, the old man with the goatee didn't know what was going on at that time! ”
After the old ghost's explanation, I understood.
He nodded and said:
"Oh! I see! I finally got it this time! ”
Seeing that I understood, the old man with the goatee pulled me over and asked:
"Oh, the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, since you have understood, can you explain it to me!
Otherwise, I'm confused! ”
I glanced at the old man with the goatee, and honestly, I didn't want to waste my words with him!
After all, this old boy has no Taoism and martial arts at all, so I told him.
It's a waste of tongue!
There is no substantial help at all for the situation at hand!
But I thought about it and thought of the old man with a goatee, although he didn't have Taoism and martial arts, but after all, he was from a famous family and was a Taoist priest of the moral school.
Maybe there is a way to defeat the enemy in this situation in front of you!
Thinking of this, I coughed and said:
"Okay! Since you want to know, then I will learn from this Confucius and teach people tirelessly!
Let me tell you about it! ”
Then, I told the old man the goatee all about what had just happened.
Of course, here I add to the vinegar and my heroic performance at that time!
The old man with the goatee listened to it, and he was stunned.
At the same time, he kept giving me a thumbs up.
When I finished, I looked at the old man with a goatee.
The old man with the goatee also looked at me, and said with a smile on his face:
"Hey! I thought something was going on! Isn't it dung bees? Solving this is very easy!
Hahaha! It's so easy!
Xiao Zhuge , this dung beetle is combined with the shadow corpse, and my goatee old man has no way at all.
But the combination of dung beetles and bees really can't bother my old man with a goatee! Hahaha!
For me, this matter is simply Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts - a piece of cake! Hahaha! ”