Chapter 3 The Twelve Perverts of Women

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Chen Xi walked into the classroom of the third (third) class of junior high school, and immediately felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong. After reading a lot of martial arts novels, I don't have the ability to be a martial arts master, but I also have a little bit of the temperament of a martial arts master, so Chen Xi believes in this feeling.

He slowly walked to his seat suspiciously, and for the sake of safety, he looked at the stool carefully, found that there was no glue or anything on it, and shook the stool vigorously to make sure that the stool was strong and had not been sawn off, and then sat down carefully.

Chen Xi hugged the schoolbag and didn't put it in the desk. Their desks at that time were single desks, but they were not locked, and the front was open, so he wondered if someone had stuffed something in his desk. No way, this is the sequelae after watching the video called "Truant Gaiden", who knows if someone will imitate the video to fix the person?

He quietly paid attention to the movements of the people around him, and found that no one was staring at him except his tablemates, which made Chen Xi feel even more abnormal. Because by instinct, the sixth sense he believed in, he already felt that the atmosphere was a little strange today, and he was afraid that his classmates would join forces to play themselves. At this time, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, it made him feel that everyone was deliberately covering up something.

Chen Xi looked carefully at the top of the desk for a while, and there was nothing abnormal; Then I slowly bent down to look inside the desk, and saw that everything was normal inside, it was all my own book, and there was nothing else!

At this time, Chen Xi found that there was a head sticking out next to his head, and he was also looking inside the desk. There was a lock of long hair hanging down on his nose, scented by shampoo or not. He tilted his head and looked at it, it was his tablemate Li Xiaotong.

After Li Xiaotong saw Chen Xi come in, he looked like a police officer investigating a case and checked his stool, and couldn't help but feel very curious, and kept staring at him. Later, when she saw him check the desktop and carefully look inside the desk, she couldn't help but bend over to look, but she didn't see anything.

"What do you see?" Li Xiaotong saw Chen Xi looking at her and asked curiously.

Chen Xi shook his head, "I didn't see anything." ”

Li Xiaotong was even more strange, and asked in a low voice, "Then why did you keep carefully inspecting the stool here just now?" Who have you offended, and will they punish you? ”

When Chen Xi saw Li Xiaotong's appearance, it didn't look like he was pretending, could it be that he was really worried about himself? He smiled on his face, and also lowered his voice and said, "There is nothing to do, I am so mysterious, isn't it just to attract the attention of our little beauty?" You see, it's successful now, isn't it? ”

Although it is only the third year of junior high school, Li Xiaotong is already very beautiful, although they have not chosen a class flower or a school flower here, but in the school, she is also recognized as a relatively beautiful girl. Because Chen Xi is at the same table with Li Xiaotong, I don't know how many boys are envied.

Hearing Chen Xi's words, Li Xiaotong's face couldn't help but heat up slightly, and his pretty face immediately turned red, and he grabbed the books on the desk and read them.

When Chen Xi saw her like that, she couldn't help but laugh.

After a while, Chen Xi squinted and saw that Li Xiaotong had regained his composure, so he took out a book, spread it out on the desk, and then supported it with both hands, and then poked Li Xiaotong's elbow with his elbow. Whispered, "Is there something wrong?" I think it's a little weird today. ”

It's not because they're talking in such a low voice because they're in class, it's not because they haven't started yet. They are only fourteen or fifteen years old in adolescence, and at this age they are often yearning and curious about the opposite sex, but at the same time they are the most likely to feel shy, so the average boy and girl are rarely able to interact calmly. (Of course, the group of children ten years later is a completely different concept, and it is not uncommon for fourteen or fifteen-year-olds to cuddle and hug and kiss and hold hands.) )

Although the boys and girls at this time chatted and interacted less, the atmosphere in their third class was still very good, and the boys and girls basically mingled, so that some boys in the fourth class of the top class next door commented with jealousy that their third class was the most open class in the school.

However, because Li Xiaotong is a famous beautiful girl, anyone who chats with her a lot will inevitably be rumored to have a scandal. As a tablemate, Chen Xi can get close to the water, but he can't ignore the impact, using his own excuse, he doesn't want to make the girl who has a crush on him sad.

Li Xiaotong said in a low voice: "Didn't you announce the results of the midterm exam yesterday?" Zhang Xueyou is the penultimate in his age, maybe he is very sad, so he shaved his head today. ”

"Really?" Hearing this, Chen Xi couldn't help but look up to find Zhang Xueyou, and saw that he was burying his head in the textbook, holding a sixteen-page large English book to cover his head, and he could vaguely see that his hair was very short, shorter than a flat head, almost bald. In fact, this is exactly what was popular for a while.

Seeing this, Chen Xi immediately bounced, and quickly jumped to Zhang Xueyou's desk, snatching the book from his head.

Zhang Xueyou raised his hands and wanted to cover his head, but when he saw that it was Chen Xi, he put it down again.

"Why is this happening?!" Chen Xi looked at Zhang Xueyou's hair and drank loudly, and the other classmates also looked at it.

"Why is this happening? How unreasonable! Chen Xi looked at Zhang Xueyou and asked again, and some classmates next to him also echoed and said, "Why is this happening?" ”

None of them noticed that the homeroom teacher was already standing at the door of the classroom.

"You say, why is this happening?" Chen Xi asked again.

Zhang Xueyou said with a bitter face: "Sorry, sorry." ”

The students next to him all looked embarrassed, and the literary and art committee members also turned their heads to him coldly and said: "Yes, isn't it the high school entrance examination, there is still a chance, there is no need for this!" ”

The homeroom teacher nodded approvingly at the door, Chen Xi is doing what the class leader should do again! What a good student!

Chen Xi threw Zhang Xueyou's English book on his desk, reached out and touched his head, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing?" It's not interesting! Cutting such a beautiful hairstyle, you don't even call me! Outrageous! ”

Everyone was stunned, no one thought that Chen Xi would say this, could it be that he was talking the opposite?

Zhang Xueyou said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, I cut it last night, and I'll take you to cut it this afternoon." ”

At this time, even the head teacher at the door almost vomited blood, and he couldn't help coughing.

The mice who saw the cat hurriedly returned to their seats, and after the homeroom teacher came in, she glared at Chen Xi fiercely. This made Li Xiaotong almost laugh out loud, hearing Chen Xi say it the second time, she had already guessed Chen Xi's words, and now it seems that even the teacher has been tricked.

The head teacher did not name names, but seriously criticized some of the undesirable phenomena, focusing on the male students' hair being too long or too short, and he reiterated that everyone should go to the school's designated barber shop on time every month to shave their heads.

Chen Xi couldn't help but smile smugly when he saw Li Xiaotong rolling his eyes at him. After all, when they are young, they are very happy to be able to attract the attention of beautiful female classmates and make them smile.

During recess, Chen Xi took out a flute from the drawer, carefully checked the membrane on it, and then began to play music.

Some time ago, Chen Xi watched a video, which is said to be very famous, known as the pioneering work of the new school of martial arts films, "Smiling Proud Jianghu", listened to the song "Smiling Proud Jianghu" in the video, which made him stunned, he was humming almost all day long, "A laugh in the sea, surging tide ...... on both sides of the strait", and later he learned from someone else's songbook (a kind of hand-copied notebook, which is full of lyrics, and many people had such songbooks at that time. Today's children are not satisfied with the Walkman MP3, but they can't imagine what it is. When I saw the lyrics inside, I knew that the title of the song was "A Laugh in the Sea", which was sung by Xu Guanjie, who played Linghu Chong.

is about to celebrate the school anniversary, Chen Xi wants to do a show, that is, to play a song "A Laugh in the Sea" with a flute, but he didn't have a simple score, and he didn't find this tape, so he had to follow the melody in his heart and slowly try to play it himself. In his opinion, this song was also written by people, and he already knew how to sing it, so he didn't believe that he couldn't try it.

Because this piece is very concise, it took a few days to blow through a few films, and he really tried to pronounce the simple score of the tune, but it was not very smooth after all. Therefore, Chen Xi prummed as soon as he had time, and he had to be absolutely sure before he dared to ask the head teacher for help.

"You've tried for so many days, but can you do it?" The literary and art committee member who was directly responsible for the preparation of the school's celebration program sat on Li Xiaotong coldly and said to Chen Xi with a sneer. "It's better for us girls to go out."

Chen Xi put down the flute, shook his head and smiled: "Although I may not be able to dominate the crowd, if I really appear, the first place will be decided." ”

"Bragging!"

Li Xiaotong had just finished speaking, and then said coldly: "Contradictory again!" You still say that you can't beat the crowd, there is the first place! ”

Chen Xi said with a smile: "You are wrong about this, because other classes are also girls, so it is not a group of males, but a group of females, haha......"

It took a while for the two girls to react, and they couldn't help but reach out to hit him, when the class bell rang......

Today is Saturday, so I don't have to study at night tonight, and I can rest tomorrow. So after class in the afternoon, everyone quickly slipped away, especially the students who lived on campus, they had not gone home for a week, of course, they were a little homesick, and more importantly, they had to go home to replenish the "ammunition".

There are still a few people left in the classroom in the third year of junior high school, and they are staying to discuss the school celebration program. The squad leader Xia and the literary committee are cold, as well as Li Xiaotong and a few girls. Chen Xi once said that he would play "Smiling Proud Jianghu" with the flute, so he also stayed, and Zhang Xueyou sang well, so he reserved his share of the application program.

The class leader in the summer is to observe their progress on behalf of the class teacher, so he first said: "The declaration of the school celebration program will start next week, so we must discuss a result today." Each class must have at least one program, and at most three can be reported, and we have prepared a total of three. ”

He smiled coldly and asked, "Chen Xi, how is your flute prepared?" ”

Chen Xi saw that everyone was looking at him, and he couldn't brag nonsense, so he said truthfully: "Mine won't be declared, it's not that I'm not confident, it's really because of lack of preparation, the song is only a short paragraph, even if it is blown repeatedly, it will drag on for a minute or two at most, which is not attractive at all, let alone ornamental." So I still don't declare, I'm optimistic about your dance, because after all, it's a school anniversary, there are more people and a celebratory atmosphere, and more girls want to see it dancing. ”

Leng Bingbing saw that Chen Xi had already said this, knowing that he had really thought about it, and asked Zhang Xueyou again. Zhang Xueyou smiled quackedly, "Although my singing level is self-reckless, no one in the school dares to call it the first." However, some people still think that my beautiful singing voice is like killing a pig. So I had no choice but not to participate, and when everyone's appreciation level improved, I would sing again. ”

Summer hurriedly said: "If you both quit, it will make us lose a lot of competitiveness!" ”

Chen Xi smiled: "It's okay, I know that Bingbing and their dancing put a lot of thought into it, I think it's better to try to make a good one." ”

After all, Leng Bingbing is a member of the Literature and Art Committee, and he can't shirk or feel embarrassed. She introduced: "A few of us picked a dance and tried it, I felt that it was not very difficult to learn, and it was okay to watch, so there was no problem in signing up." I have also exchanged opinions with other classmates, and I will not repeat them with them. There's just one more problem......"

"What's the problem?" Summer asked.

"This dance needs twelve people, we only have three or four people now, and it's a bit troublesome to find people, everyone is afraid to go on stage, and you still need to encourage it." Said coldly and truthfully.

"That's no problem, for the honor of the class, I think everyone is willing. Okay, I'll do the work. Summer said yes.

Chen Xi interjected and said: "That's it, if it's really not enough, the Heavenly King and I will sacrifice it, with the two of us who are so handsome guys, there should be no problem for men to dress up as women." ”

Leng Bingbing and Li Xiaotong both pursed their lips, and Xia laughed and said: "This is really rare, but I'm afraid that I will be scared of a large number of people when the time comes." ”

"Don't worry, with everyone's ability to bear it, it's just a few people who go to the hospital, and no one will die." Zhang Xueyou grinned.

The crowd was almost overwhelmed.

Leng Bingbing continued: "In a dance like this, there will definitely only be one or two people on the list of performers, which is not so good for other students." So I have a proposal, I think the twelve of us will perform as a dance group, so we can just say the name of the group. ”

Summer jokingly said, "Aren't we a group in Class 3?" Do you still want to start a small group? ”

Chen Xi also said approvingly: "I think this makes a lot of sense, everyone will appear fair when they appear under the name of a group, and they will not overly highlight a few of the better ones, and everyone will be able to practice better." ”

"No problem, it's fresh. Bingbing, do you think of a name? Summer said.

Leng Bingbing said a little distressedly: "We just don't know what kind of name to be better, so we want to ask a few of you big talents to help." ”

Chen Xi said with a smile: "You have found the right person, the three of us are the four great talents!" ”

Li Xiaotong asked inexplicably: "How can three people become the four great talents?" ”

Chen Xi said triumphantly: "I'm like Tang Bohu among the four great talents in Jiangnan, plus Zhu Zhishan, the other two who are not famous are the two of them." ”

Zhang Xueyou had already guessed that Chen Xi had nothing good to say, he must have belittled others and elevated himself, and he was already happy on the side.

Among these people, the strongest organizational ability and the best academic performance is the summer, he heard Chen Xi say this, and he didn't care, but said: "Okay, let's finish the business first, today is Saturday, everyone go back early to play." ”

Zhang Xueyou muttered: "Playing a ghost, every teacher can't wait to assign three days of homework." ”

Li Xiaotong saw that he was complaining, so he said, "Heavenly King, you talk about it first." ”

Zhang Xueyou saw that everyone was looking at him, he didn't actually think of anything, he was in a hurry, and blurted out: "Then it's called 'Qinglou Twelve Rooms', I've seen a video called this name......" The more he spoke, the quieter he became, where is this urgency and wisdom, it's just a chaos! Can you take out the video of "The Twelve Rooms of the Green Building" here?

When Chen Xi heard Zhang Xueyou say this, he couldn't help but be startled, and quickly glared at him, this kid ate leopard gall, and he actually came out with the name of a third-level film! Chen Xizhen was ashamed of him.

But fortunately, a few girls have not heard of it, and they have not heard of any fame, but they just say that it is weird and not good.

Summer is a standard good student, rarely watch videos, naturally I haven't seen this film, but when he heard the word "Qinglou", he already understood that it would definitely not work. In order to avoid a few girls from questioning, he quickly denied it: "This is not good, Chen Xi, you name one." ”

Chen Xi scratched his head and said, "Then call it a dozen girls, a dozen represents twelve." In order to have a round field for Zhang Xue, he hurriedly found a random top, and then hurriedly thought about other names.

"It's so ugly! What do you think of us? When socks? And a dozen! ”

Several girls all bombarded Chen Xi, Chen Xi only smiled bitterly, Zhang Xueyou was glad that he was out of danger, and couldn't help but gloat.

Summer thought for a while and said, "Let's call it the Girls' Music Workshop, it sounds more elegant." ”

After listening to it, a few girls didn't count Chen Xi anymore, and began to read it a few times, and they all seemed to be satisfied.

Chen Xi said again: "No, it doesn't show that there are twelve of you!" ”

"What then? Still calling your girls a dozen? Said with a cold smile.

"Why don't you call it the Twelve Girls' Band, or the Twelve Girls' Band, so that you can have the best of both worlds?"

Just as everyone was pondering that this name was really the best of both worlds, Zhang Xueyou made trouble on the side and said: "It's not good, it's not good." Such an elegant name is not attractive at all, and it does not attract everyone's attention, let alone be remembered, so it is not good at all. ”

"Do you have anything else good?" Chen Xi glared at him and warned him with his eyes that he couldn't say things that were inappropriate for girls.

"Well...... Zhang Xueyou sold it for a while, and then said proudly: "I think it's called 'Female Twelve Perverts', and I promise to never forget ......it."

Before he finished speaking, several girls' schoolbags were about to smash over, so he had to shut up and take a few steps back.

"Okay, let's call it the Twelve Girls' Band, you practice first, I'll contact the other female classmates as soon as possible, and after we report, we will start practicing intensely." After summer, he picked up his schoolbag and was about to leave.

The matter was discussed, and everyone walked out of the school gate and went home.

When Chen Xi returned home alone, he couldn't help but feel very strange because he saw a car parked in front of their house. This makes him feel very incredible, he will not feel strange that there are bicycles, motorcycles, tractors, and even ox carts parked in front of his house, but when he parks a car, he can't help but be curious, his family has no developed relatives and friends? There is only one possibility, the car of the irrelevant person is parked in front of their door.

However, when he entered the house, he heard the voice of a stranger and said that there really was some guest.