Chapter 1 Dressed as a seven-month-old fetus

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"God, it's too much!"

"Others cross, not the princes and grandsons, but also the relatives of the emperor!"

"How is it my turn, a seven-month-old fetus?"

In the pitch-black environment, Su Dacao was speechless.

She was originally a soothsayer in the twenty-first century, relying on swagger and deception...... Oh no!

relied on his superb divination skills to make a lot of money.

Seeing that I want to save enough 100 million, the red wine little milk dog will be an indispensable critical moment in the future.

What's ......

I actually crossed over!

He was dressed as an unborn, seven-month-old baby!!

What a big grass!

Su Dacao sighed.

At this time, a man's deep voice came from outside his stomach-

"Why hasn't our baby daughter been born yet, my father is in a hurry."

A soft female voice followed closely and said coquettishly: "What are you in a hurry, the child is only seven months old......"

The man smiled and said: "It is said that filial piety comes out under the stick, lady, do you want to educate and educate children early?" ”

Su Dacao in his stomach: "??? ”

Daddy, are you reliable!!

It's really a tiger who doesn't wield power when she's hellokitty.

In order to avoid the addition of sticks, Su Dacao hurriedly turned half a circle in his mother's belly.

Mother, I'm sorry!

Who made you man a pervert......

I'm also here to protect myself.

"Oops......"

Lin Qiuxiang clutched her stomach and cried out in pain.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

The man was also anxious, quickly reined in his bad thoughts, and carefully hugged his daughter-in-law and cared.

Lin Qiuxiang pinched the man and said angrily: "It's all your fault Su Daqiang, the child is well-behaved, you have to pull something that you don't have......"

"Ah, isn't it, the child is only seven months old, can he understand?"

Su Daqiang scratched his head.

Lin Qiuxiang gave the man another burst, "You still know that the child is only seven months old!" ”

"That's not a daughter-in-law, you're too tempting......"

Su Daqiang was aggrieved, pitifully hugged his daughter-in-law's belly, kissed and coaxed:

"Daddy's heart and liver, baby, be obedient, don't let your mother hurt......"

"When you are born, Daddy will kill a big rooster for you, and then kill a sheep and a pig, so that you can raise your head and chest in front of the children in the village!"

Lin Qiuxiang couldn't help laughing, "What do you want, with our family's conditions, it's amazing to be able to kill a big rooster." Sleep, sleep, everything in your dreams. ”

"Don't worry, as long as it's a girl, I'm going to sell it...... I also have to arrange the noodles for my daughter! ”

Su Daqiang swore an oath.

"Buddha bless, this baby must be a daughter!"

"Child, listen to my father's advice, look down, if there is a teapot spout, huh...... Pouted directly...... Whoa, it hurts, daughter-in-law, don't fight, I was wrong......"

Su Dacao in the stomach: "......"

This dad is really ...... Well deserved!

No, she had to go to bed.

When I fell asleep, I couldn't hear the scumbag of the scumbag.

At this moment, Su Dacao suddenly felt a meat bun on the back of his head.

She turned her head in confusion.

Lin Qiuxiang screamed a few times in pain.

"Tap, tap, hurt your mother again, Dad is really going to take out a stick to teach you a lesson!" Oops, it hurts, daughter-in-law, don't fight, I was wrong, wrong......"

Su Dacao forced himself to be a scumbag and did not exist.

But in order not to hurt his mother, his actions became more careful and gentle.

She looked at it, and the meat bun turned out to be a small embryo.

Although it is small, you can roughly see the head and limbs of the body, and even ......

There's also a little bright red heart beating wildly!

After reading a bunch of novels, Su Dacao, who had only learned eight buckets, quickly understood.

This meat bun is her siblings!

It may be because her original body is too absorbent, and she, a poor sibling, is congenitally deficient.

That's why it's slow.

As it went on, the day she gave birth at term......

It was the day of this child's death!

The little bright red heart didn't seem to know the fate of the main body, and it still beat tenaciously......

Su Dacao sighed lightly.

"I'm sorry brothers and sisters, it's not that I can't save me when I see death, it's really my sister who can't do anything!"

There is only so much maternal nutrition, and now even if she refrains herself from smoking.

But the remaining three months are obviously not enough for this little embryo to fully develop.

Just when Su Dacao was about to let go of the helping complex and respect the fate of others-

"Ding Dong, the host is detected to be an unprecedented full-level crazy batch, and the system begins to activate ......"

Su Dacao: "??? ”

System!!!

She knew that God would not send such a great talent as her to her for no reason!

She is familiar with the problem of the system!

Thinking of the protagonists in various novels, I have the system, and I have the world!

Su Dacao's heart couldn't help but ripple~

"Ding Dong, it was detected that the host likes to run trains with his mouth full, loves money like life, is lustful and addicted, and is paranoid! Crazy criticism, unprecedented! ”

Su Dacao: "??? ”

What a broken system, I can't bear it!

She is obviously gentle and elegant, beautiful and generous, elegant and refined.

Work hard to make money, that is also because my heart is full of great love, and I want to give handsome guys all over the world a home!

With such a big love, why is it crazy to criticize paranoia?!

"Ding Dong, the full-level crazy batch of newbie gift packages has been successfully distributed."

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Crazy Criticism Aura, Chrysostom!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Crazy Criticism Exercise, the Crazy Criticism Energy Pool has been opened!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for getting the full-level crazy batch props, and the crazy batch into the dream art experience coupon!"

Su Dacao: "Whoa......"

Ahh

Fiction is not a lie!

If she can return to the modern era, she must carefully read every book in the village Beilong, so that she can master the routines and hang in every world!

Chrysostom: After using it on the target, you will get the effect of Chrysostom!

Crazy Batch Energy Pool: With the upgrade of the Crazy Batch Exercise, the energy pool will also expand accordingly, and there is a certain probability of dropping rare Crazy Batch items! (Crazy criticism exercises, also known as wealth accumulation)

Crazy Dream Admission Experience Coupon: You can invade the dream of the specified target and open the Chrysostom on the target!

Su Dacao: "!! ”

It's high.

It's really high!

Seeing the little meat bun brothers, Su Dacao rubbed his hands and smiled.

"Chrysostom, use!"

"Give your little brother a protective shield so that he can grow up healthy!"

I saw a flash of golden light, and the small meat bun was directly covered and wrapped in golden light.

A transparent golden egg is formed!

Su Dacao took a closer look.

Tsk, beef pie, the little meat bun is wrapped in a ball of golden light, the head and body and ...... Small teapots, all growing fast!

After about half a cup of tea, the golden egg became opaque.

Su Dacao yawned lazily and began to sleep.

It seems that a happy life in the future can be established:

Eat, sleep, and beat my brother!

Just right, when you are sleeping, use the experience coupon to see if you can help your family make a fortune for a short time.

Lin Qiuxiang felt a warm current flowing in her body in her sleep, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but overflow with a gentle smile.

Su Daqiang is also vigorously educating children in his dreams at this time, determined to produce filial sons and grandchildren.

Suddenly, a small white face carved in pink and jade leaned out of the dream.

"Daqiang, remember to dig grass under the big locust tree at the entrance of the village tomorrow."

Su Daqiang: "??? ”

"No constipation."

Meng Bao dropped this sentence, and then raised a jio-

"Ah......h

This pink and tender Jio directly kicked Su Daqiang awake.

When I looked closely, it was already dawn.

Laughter was heard outside.

Su Daqiang kissed the little daughter-in-law in his arms lovingly, cleaned himself up a little and walked out.

Neighbor Aunt Wang looked at Su Daqiang in surprise, "What's wrong with your face?" ”

"Ah......h

Su Daqiang touched his face, it was a little painful.

What a strange thing! Why was I kicked by a little cub in a dream, and it hurt when I woke up from a dream.

Aunt Wang didn't know what was going on, and thought it was an interesting story between the young couple on the bed.

Eat and laugh and said: "You can take it easy, the first March, the last March, but you have to pay attention, don't be greedy to hurt the doll in your stomach." ”

"There is no such thing as no, no."

Su Daqiang's old face turned red, and he quickly shook his head.

"Daqiang!"

Mrs. Su hurried over with a basket of fresh mushrooms in her hand.

"Mother, you're here. How do you hold incense in your hand? ”

Su Daqiang hurriedly caught up and took the basket.

"Nonsense, quickly take the incense and kneel down, knock the sky and the earth, knock the ancestors! Qiu Xiang's baby must give birth to a daughter for our Su family! ”

All the neighbors looked over and pointed their fingers.

"This Su Daqiang can't do it, his daughter-in-law and son have given birth to two handles."

"I can't give birth to a daughter, and the five acres of fertile land that I made a bet with Butcher Sun fifteen years ago will be handed over."

"Ahem, isn't this going to be born in three months, why are you in a hurry."

Mrs. Su was so anxious that she jumped to her feet: "My son is very powerful, he will definitely give birth to a daughter!" Wait and see! ”

"Mother......

Lin Qiuxiang walked out holding her stomach.

Everyone's eyes fell on her stomach, and their expressions were complicated!

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