Chapter Seventy-Two: You Have a Problem with Your Sexual Orientation!
"Get up, go, and go to see a doctor for Qi Gongzi."
Ye Qiu led Qiu Luochen and walked to the sofa.
With the support of the housekeeper, Qi Yonghui got up and stood up, and he followed with tears on his face, full of guilt.
At this time, he had nothing else to ask for, but hoped that his son would get better, even if he was crushed.
And other Chinese medicine practitioners, including Zhang Gong, although they felt that this Ye Qiu had some ability, they didn't know whether they could cure Qiyun.
"Rubbish, you're a fucking kind."
"The woman who robbed me still wants to rob my business?"
"Lao Tzu wants to see how capable you are, I don't share the sky with you, I don't take revenge, I swear not to be a man!"
Looking at Ye Qiu's figure, Lu Shaochen gritted his teeth.
But he didn't show it, but stepped forward, wanting to wait to see Ye Qiu come out of the way.
He believes that even Zhang Gong has nothing to do, and he is a waste, let alone impossible!
"Mr. Ye, this is the diagnosis report of various doctors for my young master in the past few years, you can take a look at ......"
Under Qi Yonghui's instructions, the housekeeper respectfully handed the diagnosis report to Ye Qiu.
But Ye Qiu shook his hand and opened it, shook his head and said, "There's no need to look at it, I know the condition of Qi Gongzi." ”
Speaking of this, he looked around, and finally fixed on Qi Yonghui, and said: "With all due respect, these old Chinese medicine doctors and Zhang Lao, all of them have no problem with their diagnosis, and Qi Gongzi is not sick at all. However, judging from his performance, I am afraid that there is a problem with his sexual orientation. ”
"What?"
"Having a problem with your sexual orientation?"
Hearing this, everyone was collectively stunned.
They looked at each other, incomprehensible, and Lu Shaochen sneered even more, sneering: "You waste, are we stupid?" Who believes this kind of nonsense? You dare to call yourself a little miracle doctor, and you just let so many people kneel down to apologize to you, you ......"
"Lu Shao, if I were you, I would choose to shut up instead of disturbing Mr. Ye's treatment."
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Gong, who saw the doorway, interrupted and shook his head.
There are thousands of medical treatments, and the diagnosis and treatment methods are also strange, and when I first saw Ye Qiu, I didn't think he was very capable.
But from his performance just now, and what he said now, he seemed to understand the purpose of the other party's diagnosis and treatment.
And Ye Qiu didn't pay attention to Lu Shaochen at all, but stepped forward, first lifted Qiyun's crotch, looked inside, and then gave him a fake pulse, and muttered: "This sexual orientation is a bit serious."
He has no interest in the opposite sex, but he is very interested in the same sex, and simple physical contact can also bring a great reaction, so I will prescribe a medicine that eliminates the male hormones in his body completely, and completely develops towards female and male hormones. ”
"Fight poison with poison, and when you finish the medicine I prescribed, you can become a real woman."
After speaking.
He took the paper and pen he had prepared and began to write on them.
"Nope! No! Don't turn me into a woman, I'm a man, I like women!! ”
At this moment, Qi Yun, who had never spoken for three years and was so depressed that he couldn't even control his emotions, suddenly roared!
He was angry, embarrassed, ashamed.
Suddenly sat up from the couch, roaring and screaming, as if crazy.
"Dad, get rid of this quack, my sexual orientation is fine, I don't have any problems, I don't want to become a woman!"
Qiyun was frightened, and pushed Ye Qiu as he spoke.
But Ye Qiu was unmoved, and after writing a prescription, he looked at the crazy Qiyun, and shook his head again: "It seems that his sexual orientation has affected his mind, and it is really not good to become a woman directly, so balance some hormones, and make it neither male nor female, when the time comes, both men and women will eat." ”
"Poof!"
Hearing this, Qi Yun suddenly laughed, holding his stomach, and was so happy: "This quack doctor is really funny, he will turn me into a woman for a while, and he will make me a man or a woman for a while, both men and women?" Can I have two things on me? Where are you a doctor, you're clearly here to be funny! ”
"Hahaha."
The anger was followed by a manial laugh.
The anger alternated, and the emotions recovered, causing the value of the instrument inserted in his body to rise in a straight line.
Fluctuating, steady, and finally back to normal.
This made Qi Yonghui, who was originally anxious, cry with joy in an instant.
Because, this is the first time in three years that my son has spoken, and it is the first time that he has expressed his intentions with emotions.
However, happiness came too quickly, he didn't dare to think easily, just lowered his chin and looked at Ye Qiu, and asked weakly: "Mr. Ye, look at my son's ......?"
"It's okay, it's normal to alternate between mood and anger, it's all caused by hormonal imbalance in the body. I'll give you some hormones when I go back, and then write a prescription, you can increase or decrease him at any time according to your mood, and it's no problem if you want him to be a man or a woman! ”
Hearing this, Qiyun was instantly frightened.
Jumping off the sofa at once, he ran upstairs without looking back, shouting as he ran: "Neurotic, I'm not sick, you're sick!" I'm so good, I don't want to be a woman, I don't want to be neither a man nor a woman, just blast this quack away, I don't want to see him again! ”
"Bang!"
With a crisp sound, Qiyun slammed the door shut!
After a long time, his urging voice came from the room: "Housekeeper, I'm hungry, let the kitchen bring me a bowl of noodles and ask for beef Shaozi!" ”
Call.
With emotions and knowing that he is hungry, it is enough to see that his condition has recovered.
And everyone was also relieved, and when they looked at Ye Qiu, they bowed and worshiped like idols, hugging each other together, complimenting and flattering.
"Sure enough, it's a miracle doctor, and now I know that by stimulating the psychology, I can change the emotional transformation, so that the congested qi, blood, tendons and veins in the body can be self-accessible, and heart disease still needs heart medicine, I am eye-opening today!"
"Mr. Ye's name as a miracle doctor is well deserved, and we are ashamed, ashamed, ashamed."
"A few words can cure people, and this kind of means, I'm afraid Hua Tuo is nothing more than this in the world."
"Admire, the old man is really impressed."
Zhang Gong clenched his fists, bowed deeply to Ye Qiu, and said sincerely.
But Ye Qiu waved his hand and smiled, and said lightly: "You are serious, in fact, you still have medical skills, and the diagnosis is not wrong, but this special disease has to be treated in an unconventional way. ”
"What Doctor Ye taught me is that I'm afraid I'll have to ask you more in the future."
Zhang Gong nodded, his face full of shame.
The other old Chinese medicine doctors also blushed, compared to Ye Qiu, they were not even the frogs at the bottom of the well.
I'm afraid it's just a little grasshopper jumping on the ground, and it's not of the same magnitude as him at all.
"Divine Doctor Ye, please accept my worship again!"
At this time, seeing Qi Yonghui, whose son had completely recovered, tears welled up, he knelt down suddenly, kowtowed three times in a row, and said respectfully: "You cured my son, that is, you saved my life, and a thousand words cannot express my gratitude and respect for you."
Tell me, what do you need, but if I can do it, I will definitely do it, and even if I can't do it, I will not give up my old life! ”
Ye Qiu helped him up, waved his hand and said, "I said that the reason why I made a move was completely for the sake of the dusty face. ”
Hearing this, Qi Yonghui understood, took the document handed by the housekeeper, signed it, and respectfully handed it to Qiu Luochen, saying: "Miss Qiu, this cooperation project will be given to the Qiu family."
Moreover, from now on, if the Qiu family has any difficulties, it is useful to have a certain place for Qi, but it doesn't hurt to say, finally, I would like to express my sincere thanks to you again, thank you! ”
"Mr. Qi is polite."
Qiu Luochen nodded and smiled, took the document, and signed it at the same time, in duplicate, one for each.
After getting the documents, Qiu Luochen looked at Lu Shaochen and said with a smile: "Lu Shaochen, I'm sorry, this project belongs to our Qiu family." ”
"Hmph."
Lu Shaochen snorted coldly, his face was hard to see.
No more women.
Lost business.
It can be said that he lost his wife and lost his soldiers, and staying here for an extra minute made him feel like he was suffering from purgatory.
"Mr. Qi, I still have something to do, let's go first."
"Farewell."
After speaking, Lu Shaochen left the hall angrily!
But his departure did not cause any waves, and even ignored him as if he were air.
Zhang Gong stepped forward and said respectfully: "Mr. Ye, it is really a privilege to see your superb medical skills today, he came to the provincial capital one day, please be sure to tell me, when the time comes, I will personally take over the wind and dust for you, and I want to have further discussions with you in medicine." ”
As he spoke, he handed over the business card.
Although this bow was invited by Lu Shaochen, the relationship with Lu Shaochen was not close.
Judging from his upright momentum, it is unlikely that he will be in the same stream, Ye Qiu did not refuse, took the business card, put it in his pocket, nodded and said: "Okay Zhang Lao, if you really have the opportunity to go to the provincial capital in the future, I will definitely call you." ”
"Doctor Ye, after my son has fully recovered, I will personally come to the door to thank you, in my eyes, you and Miss Qiu are the great benefactors of my Qi family, my Qi Yonghui has always been gracious and will be repaid, please don't shirk."
Seeing that the other party looked pious, Ye Qiu could not refuse, and nodded in greeting.
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