Chapter 6: Taiji Palace Plays Hooligans
"I'm sorry, I'm hungry and I don't have time to play with you!"
Yang Feng snorted coldly, turned around and walked back to the square table, and continued to eat.
"Are you scared?"
The prince of the Northern Desert gritted his teeth and looked up.
Originally, he only arranged three competitions, and the third game should be a big man to come forward and test his strength.
With the strength of the big man and the No. 1 Hercules in the Northern Desert, there is absolutely no problem in winning the third game.
But Yang Feng not only matched the couplet, but even humiliated him again and again, making him lose face.
As the prince of the Northern Desert, he naturally wants to get back the face he lost here.
Yang Feng spit out a chicken bone and snorted disdainfully.
"Afraid? I'm afraid that you will lose to me again, and I will have no face to go home! ”
"Father, the son is willing to come out of the alliance!"
The crown prince Li Qiankun immediately surrendered his hand and asked for his life.
"Erchen is willing to go to Shanglian!"
Several princes have surrendered their hands and asked for their lives.
If they can defeat the prince of the Northern Desert here in front of hundreds of civil and military officials, they will definitely leave a good impression in the hearts of their father, and no one will miss such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Especially Li Fei'er, who was unable to match the couplet of the prince of the Northern Desert just now, but let Yang Feng steal the credit, and her eyes were full of dissatisfaction.
She wants to regain the face of Dakang's first female talent.
Li Shikang glanced at his children, and it was difficult to make a decision.
According to the bet, there are two wins in three games, and there is no room for half a point difference in the third game.
Li Qiankun and the other princes' literary brilliance is naturally not comparable to Li Fei'er.
But the couplet that Li Fei'er couldn't match just now was actually matched by Yang Feng.
It can be seen that Yang Feng's literary talent should be stronger than Li Fei'er.
But in case Yang Feng, the crazy rebel, was really just a coincidence......
The prince of the Northern Desert only wanted to seek revenge on Yang Feng, so he gritted his teeth and said.
"Your Majesty, just now it was Yang Feng who faced the couplet of this prince, that is to say, in the entire Dakang, only Yang Feng is the opponent of this prince! I have heard that Emperor Dakang is a meritocrat, so he shouldn't use it for cronyism! ”
Li Shikang originally wanted to use Li Fei'er, the prince of the Northern Desert, to make him have to change his mind and drink arrogantly.
"Dakang has always been a meritocracy! Yang Feng, as long as you win this game, I will be rewarded! ”
"Your Majesty, I've already won a game just now!"
"Presumptuous, dare to bargain with the emperor, it's just lawless!"
The eldest grandson knelt on the ground, glaring sideways.
"Lawlessness? I think you are lawless, interrupted my conversation with the queen mother before, and now interrupted my conversation with the emperor. I really think that if you are the eldest grandson of your uncle, no one will be able to cure you, right? ”
"You ......"
"Shut up!"
Li Shikang glanced at it coldly, turned to look at Yang Feng, and continued.
"I will never forget any meritorious person, you can ask for anything!"
"Good!"
Yang Feng stood up excitedly and looked at the Northern Desert Prince with an evil smile on his face.
Xiao Qisan, fight couplets with me, 300 poems of Lao Tzu and Tang Dynasty, recite them backwards, today you are dead!
He took a bite of the roast chicken and said as he nibbled.
"Prince of White Film, you heard me clearly, Lao Tzu's Shanglian is!"
Yang Feng pretended to pause and glanced around mysteriously.
Everyone held their breath again, waiting for Yang Feng to come up with something in the market.
"Shanglian: The loofah on the shelf looks like a hanging!"
"Poof!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter.
Li Fei'er, the queen and other women blushed and glared at Yang Feng angrily.
Especially Li Fei'er, who blushed and bit her lower lip and scolded angrily.
"Dead madman, he dares to play hooligan in Taiji Palace, it's so shameless!"
"Your Majesty, Yang Feng has no one in his eyes, lawlessness, and he has simply lost the face of my Dakang Dynasty!"
"Taiji Palace is a holy place for early pilgrimage and deliberations, how can he be allowed to come so nonsense!"
"Yang Feng, a rebel, dared to play hooligan in front of Her Royal Highness the princess and the queen's mother in Taiji Palace, and he deserved death!"
"Not only sin deserves death, but the nine clans should be destroyed!" ……
Many Wenchen and the four sons spoke one after another, eager to put Yang Feng to death.
Yang Ling broke out in a cold sweat, his legs were weak, and he knelt on the ground, begging bitterly.
"Your Majesty is angry, the rebel son has a sheep madness, and there is a problem with his head, please be merciful to Your Majesty!"
"Old immortal, kneel down at every turn, I think you have a problem with your head."
Yang Feng picked up the wine glass, glanced at the angry faces, and sneered.
"Go on, you continue to impeach me, what reason do you have to say that the emperor is wise and will definitely not let you down! There is only one stick of incense time, hurry up and hurry up to impeach, after this stick of incense, there will be no chance! ”
Li Shikang immediately blackened.
He didn't expect that Yang Feng would dare to come to Taiji Palace to play hooligan.
If he doesn't punish Yang Feng, how can he serve the public.
It's just that Yang Feng's last sentence made him glance at the incense that had just been lit.
At this time, he realized that Yang Feng was trying to make the entire Taiji Palace noisy, so as to disturb the thoughts of the prince of the Northern Desert and make him unable to match the couplets within the specified time.
Then he raised his voice and shouted.
"Yang Feng is right, Zhong Aiqing hurry up and impeach, Yang Aiqing, you get up first and accompany your rebel son to have a good meal!"
“…… Thank...... Your Majesty Longne! ”
Yang Ling stood up with a trembling body and walked towards Yang Feng.
Rebel, this is the end, this meal is probably the last meal for our father and son.
"Old immortal, give you this, although the taste is not too good, it can be regarded as a success!"
Yang Feng tore off a chicken leg and handed it to his father.
"Fuck off, I really fucking regret giving birth to you!"
"You gave birth? What are you kidding, I was born by my mother, how can you give birth to a son as a big man. ”
"I'll kill you rebel!"
Yang Ling raised his right hand angrily and slapped it.
"There is a kind of you fighting, you beat me to death, and someone will come to Taiji Palace to find the emperor to fight in couplets in the future, you come!"
"I ......"
Yang Ling hurriedly withdrew his right palm, took the chicken leg in Yang Feng's hand, and bit it fiercely with tears in his eyes.
Time passed slowly.
The entire Taiji Palace was filled with all kinds of voices impeaching the Yang family's father and son.
The prince of the Northern Desert was angry, his face was pale, and his teeth were clenched.
The shouting voice made him unable to settle down to think about the couplet Yang Feng gave.
Moreover, Yang Feng's couplet is simply a rogue couplet.
Although he grew up on horseback, he was also familiar with ancient books and was brilliant, but he had never heard such a rogue couplet, even if he racked his brains, he couldn't think of the next couplet.
Damn sheep madness, so rascalous! Such a rogue couplet!
Finally, a stick of incense burned out.
"When the time for a stick of incense is up, in the second game, Dakang wins!"
Gonggong Liu hurriedly pulled his throat and shouted loudly.
The arrogant eyes glanced at Yang Feng.
The little ancestor is really powerful! actually defeated the prince of the Northern Desert with a rogue couplet. This is the number one in Dakang, and even in the entire historical dynasty!
The ministers and sons who were still racking their brains to impeach the father and son of the Yang family just now were speechless and looked at each other.
Win?
Just such a sentence that the rogue Shanglian actually won?