Chapter 11: I'll Help You Get a Wife
"Okay, as long as you can carry this wild boar back to my house in one go, I'll give it to you!"
"That's what you said, I didn't force you!"
Cheng Xiaofei ran down the steps excitedly.
The wealthy families of Dakang usually like to eat beef and mutton, and do not like to eat pork very much.
Although he can't smell the smell of pigs, and even like other princes, he doesn't like to eat pork very much, but if he can take advantage of Yang Feng, he will definitely be able to blow in front of other princes for several years.
It's just that as soon as the city gate was opened, the stinking smell of the wild boar made him frown and make it difficult to breathe.
"Dead madman, what kind of wild boar is this, it stinks."
"Look at your hair is not long, so uninformed, can a wild boar be called a wild boar if it doesn't stink, if you don't want it, I'll carry it home by myself!"
"I'll carry, I'll carry!"
Cheng Xiaofei ninja smelled, gritted his teeth and struggled to carry the wild boar on his back.
Just after taking a few steps, Cheng Xiaofei's body shook and almost fell to the ground.
"Damn, this guy has three hundred pounds to say the least, how did you carry it back!"
The sweat on Cheng Xiaofei's forehead came out, and he kept panting.
The wild boar was too heavy, and he wanted to throw it down, but for the sake of face, he could only grit his teeth and insist.
"I said you can't do it, if you can't do it, put it down, don't flash your waist, and ask me to help you marry a wife when the time comes!"
"Fuck you, men can't say no, Lao Tzu is strong!"
Cheng Xiaofei glared at him desperately.
Yang Feng knew that Cheng Xiaofei had a lot of brute strength, if he really carried the wild boar home, it would not be a loss, so he immediately found a topic to consume and disrupt Cheng Xiaofei's breathing rhythm and consume Cheng Xiaofei's physical strength.
"Xiaofei, you guy is so uninteresting, today Lao Tzu is alone in the Taiji Palace, you and Xiaobao have not arrived, they are all waiting to see my jokes, right?"
"Don't mention it, I went out with Xiaobao to escort grain and grass to prepare for the war, how do you know that your kid won three games in a row for the prince of the Northern Desert alone. even scolded the prince of the Northern Desert as a dog, which is really fucking relieving. But why didn't you kid be killed by the prince of the Northern Desert. ”
"Hey, how do you talk, every day you want me to die, don't you? You have no conscience, I treat you as a brother and let you carry a wild boar. ”
Yang Feng slapped him in the ass......
Sure enough, Yang Feng kept looking for topics to chat with Cheng Xiaofei, Cheng Xiaofei's breathing was quickly disrupted, and before he reached Yang Feng's house, Cheng Xiaofei couldn't stand it, and directly threw the wild boar on the ground, supporting his knees with both hands, and kept panting.
even made an excuse to save face.
"Carry, can't carry, wild, wild boar, it's so stinky! No, don't! ”
Yang Feng secretly smiled happily.
There are less than 500 meters to get home, if he doesn't have to consume Cheng Xiaofei's physical strength, the wild boar will definitely return to Cheng Xiaofei.
"Then I'm sorry, but you've worked hard, I'll invite you to eat pork when you come to my house later!"
"Pull it down, what's so delicious about pork, don't give it to me!" Wait for me at home tomorrow, I'll bring Xiaobao over to compare with you! ”
"I'm not available tomorrow!"
With a wave of his right hand, Yang Feng threw the wild boar on his shoulders and ran home with the wild boar on his shoulder.
Cheng Xiaofei wiped his stunned eyes.
"No, when did this guy have so much strength to throw a wild boar off his shoulder! It seems that tomorrow I should not go to him to fight! Oh no, let Xiaobao fight him, hehe! ”……
Yang Mansion, one-eyed, one-armed, and lame three people knelt in the middle of the courtyard and refused to get up.
They all wanted to take someone to pick up Yang Feng, but the emperor had ordered that no one should leave the city, lest anyone take the opportunity to do something to the prince of the Northern Desert.
Once the prince of the Northern Desert dies in Dakang, the Northern Desert is bound to launch an attack on Dakang.
This is also the reason why Yang Ling has been staying at home to watch these people.
Yang Ling looked at the north with his hands behind his back and a heavy face.
He was looking forward to his son coming home, if his son really killed the prince of the Northern Desert behind his back, he Yang Ling would definitely go out of the customs and break the prince of the Northern Desert into pieces.
"Master, the young master is back, the young master is back!"
A voice in the distance made all the stones in everyone's hearts put down.
Yang Ling rushed towards the gate with an anxious face.
"Damn, I'm tired of Lao Tzu!"
Yang Feng walked into the gate and directly threw the wild boar on his shoulder to the ground.
Looking at the wild boar on the ground, everyone's eyes widened and their mouths widened.
More than 300 catties of wild boar, just carried back by the young master?
"Young master, you, you're not injured!"
"Let me take a good look!"
"Is the prince of the Northern Desert bullying you, tell the masters, the master will help you get angry!"
The one-eyed, one-armed and lame man pulled Yang Feng to look at him constantly, for fear that Yang Feng would lose a little.
"It's okay, the parts are complete, but the turtle grandson of the white film prince actually tricked me into the wild boar forest, if it weren't for my life, I'm afraid I would have really been gnawed by the wild boar. No, when I left the wild boar forest, I encountered a lonely wild boar and brought it back! ”
"Boar Forest?"
Everyone was stunned.
Of course they know what the hell the boar forest is.
There were herds of wild boars everywhere in that place, and those wild boars were so fierce that the nearby hunters did not dare to enter them easily.
Yang Feng was able to run back from the wild boar forest alone, and he also killed a wild boar and carried it back, which shows that Yang Feng's kung fu has improved a lot compared to before.
"Don't be stunned, I haven't eaten dinner yet, hurry up and help kill the pigs, Young Master Ben will cook it himself, so that all of you can have a beautiful meal."
"Young master, let's rest, let the masters come when it comes to cooking!"
"Yes, yes, you rest first, and make sure it will be done soon!"
The three masters hurriedly got the wild boar away.
They all knew that Yang Feng's cooking was difficult to swallow.
They didn't want Yang Feng to waste such a big wild boar.
Besides, Yang Ling waited for an afternoon, and they also wanted Yang Ling's father and son to have a good chat together.
"Feng'er!"
Yang Ling rushed up and opened his arms to protect Yang Feng.
"You are an old immortal, why are you still wearing filial piety clothes, and you want to send me to the end?"
"I ...... I'll take it off, I'll take it off now! ”
Yang Ling realized that his filial piety clothes were still on his body, and then quickly took off his filial piety clothes.
"Old immortal, come with me to the kitchen and give me a hand!"
"I'm your father! Let your dad give you a hand, and your dad and I will beat ......"
"You fight, there is a kind of you fight, I finally escaped death, and beat me as soon as we meet, I really doubt if you are my father!"
Yang Feng rolled his eyes and walked straight to the kitchen.
"You...... I! ”
Yang Ling glanced at the back of Yang Feng leaving, then glanced at the slap raised in his right hand, and gritted his teeth helplessly.
"You traitor, if you spoil the wild boar, see if I don't smash your ass!"