Chapter 38 Direct Feeding
"No, system, I'm not so unlucky, am I?"
Su Dacao didn't forget what Lu Ban said just now.
He said that her soul would be trapped in this world forever, immortal, but still hungry, but unable to eat anything in her mouth......
This can be called hell!
"System, is there a way to help me solve this damn curse?"
Su Dacao said as he looked at the four places, took off his shoes and socks, broke the soles of his feet, and stretched his neck to see the black mole on the soles of his feet.
Don't say it, I was really criticized by Lu Ban!
The mole is obviously not small at the beginning, it has a tendency to grow into an oval shape!
"I'll go, if it's such a result, what else do I work on, I'll just mess up!"
"Ding Dong: Host, please don't be discouraged, the system has just found out that Lu Ban is a natural waste body, and the host only needs to practice with Lu Ban to curb the spread of the black line."
Su Dacao: "!! ”
"System, you are a melon baby, you are born a waste body, isn't that a waste?!"
"You asked this immortal to go with a waste spirituality?"
"Also, don't you know how old Ben Liu Yifei's body is now?!"
"Ding Dong: The system reminds you that Lu Ban is younger than you, and age is not a problem."
Su Dacao: "......"
Beasts!!
"Dingdong: The system prompts that the host can use the crazy batch attribute to get points for the lottery."
Su Dacao was tired and didn't love it, "How is my crazy energy pool now?" ”
"Dingdong: It's not dead yet, come on, host."
Su Dacao: "!! ”
She is tired and tired, and the crazy energy pool is just not dead?
"Big grass, big grass, for you, roasted sweet potato, fragrant roasted sweet potato."
Su Dari ran back from outside, exchanging his hands left and right with the steaming roasted sweet potatoes in his hands, with a smile on his face.
Su Dacao was really in no mood to eat, so she waved her hand.
"Sister Dacao, are you unhappy, is it that stinky boy from Luban who provoked you again, I'll help you beat him!"
Su Dari said that people were about to rush out.
"Hey, don't!"
Su Dacao hurriedly grabbed him.
What are you kidding, she Su Dacao teaches a three-year-old child, does she still need someone else to come forward?
What the system just said about spirituality, it is impossible for her to be spiritual!
But Xiao Luban can open his mouth to say this, no matter what, she has to pry his mouth open and ask about the whereabouts of the Shang Contract.
"You can eat sweet potatoes, I still have something."
Su Dacao had already thought of a plan in his heart.
Seeing that Su Dari still has to keep up.
Su Dacao moved quickly, snatched the roasted sweet potato in his hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and then spread his legs and ran.
Aunt Mei will be having a family affair with Wang Chun.
"I think everyone is very precious to that kid, I take the liberty of saying, are you all a bit of a patriarch here?"
Wang Chun leaned back with a smile while peeling broad beans, "It would be nice if it was true!" ”
"It's just that our old Su family has never had a daughter, and my mother-in-law is anxious to have a granddaughter."
"There are a lot of people in the village, and there are always people who like to rub salt on people's wounds. Just say that the neighbor next door to us, knowing that our old Su family has no daughter, it is a pain in my mother-in-law's heart. When we forcibly occupied our old Su family's good paddy fields, we still said that as long as our old Su family gave birth to a daughter, we would return it. Are you angry? ”
"Your neighbor next door does have a broken mouth." Aunt Mei nodded.
Wang Chun's eyes widened, "She also talked to you, what did she say about our old Su family?" ”
"It's okay, I just said something about the grass......"
Aunt Mei's expression was complicated, and she stopped talking with a look of desire.
When Wang Chun saw it, his heart was furious, and he slapped it Aunt Mei's thigh.
"Aunt Sun is really not a thing! Dare to arrange my family's grass! ”
"Ahh
Aunt Mei screamed.
Wang Chun is a peasant woman, who works in the field every day, and when she goes home at night, she has to rectify the men.
The strength in his hand, not to mention a delicate lady like Aunt Mei, is an ordinary man, and it can't be resisted.
Wang Chun heard Aunt Mei's scream, her expression was painful, and she also realized that she had slapped the wrong thigh just now.
I was a little at a loss for a moment.
"Miss Mei, you ...... Are you okay? ”
“…… I'm fine. ”
Aunt Mei had tears in her eyes, but she was still obsessed with eating melons, and insisted on asking: "So what she said about Dacao, are they all true?" ”
Wang Chun's expression became solemn.
It seems that the sentence "the wall has ears" that my mother-in-law usually hangs on her lips is really not a joke.
Aunt Sun next door really heard a lot of secrets of their old Su family.
"Miss Mei, don't listen to her nonsense, my big grass is not a big egg, let alone a god chicken hatching, and I haven't drunk any goat's milk!"
Aunt Mei: "......"
Aunt Mei's pupils are earthquake!
So, the only girl in the old Su family, was born with an egg?
And it has been hatched by chickens?
Is the milk you drink goat's milk?
There was too much information received in a while, and Aunt Mei felt that her brain was like a mess.
She had to digest it alone.
"What's wrong with you?"
Wang Chun saw that Aunt Mei couldn't say a word for a long time, her pupils were dilated, and her face was full of shock.
lest she was frightened.
Said anxiously: "Miss Mei, are you okay, think about it carefully, has my big grass done anything bad to you?" ”
Aunt Mei took a deep breath, shook her head and said, "No." ”
"I'll just say it!"
Wang Chun was relieved and let out a long breath.
As soon as he was happy, he raised his hand and slapped Aunt Mei on the leg again.
Aunt Mei: "......"
The leg is numb.
Here, Su Dacao, with his unique personality charm, successfully brought Lu Ban to the back mountain.
"It's deserted, you don't want to do anything to me, do you?"
Lu Ban realized that he clasped his hands on his chest and looked at Su Dacao with a little defensiveness.
Su Dacao gritted his teeth with hatred.
If this is said that Lu Ban's body lives the soul of a three-year-old child, she really can't believe it.
"Are you also from which dynasty did you wear it?" Su Dacao picked out the topic and said.
Lu Ban blinked his eyes, his face full of doubts, "What are you talking about?" ”
Su Dacao: "!! ”
I'm mad at her!
She has already shown such great sincerity, and he still has to keep his mouth shut?
"Okay, since you don't say anything, then I'll let you die!"
Su Dacao's eyes sank, and he immediately stepped forward, grabbed Lu Ban's neck, and stuffed the white pill in his hand into Lu Ban's mouth.
Luban: "......"
A slight bitter taste in the mouth.
Lu Ban was about to vomit it out, when Su Dacao quickly hit him in the stomach with a fist.
Lu Ban opened his mouth and screamed, and the pill was swallowed directly.
Luban: "......"
"Su Dacao, are you crazy?!"