Mrs. Su was old and couldn't listen to this kind of miserable love story, so she looked at Aunt Mei distressedly and persuaded:

"Any man who asks a woman for money is spineless! This kind of man is disgusted to feed pigs! ”

"And then, did you go back to your parents' house to get the money?" Wang Chun focused on eating melons.

Lin Qiuxiang glanced at Wang Chun and motioned her to restrain herself, after all, people told such a sad past.

Aunt Mei was already slightly drunk by this time.

It's been a long time since she's been so relaxed, and she's eager to talk at the moment.

After a pause, his eyes were confused, and he continued: "I didn't go home to get the money, I can't let go of this face, but I desperately want to be a female celebrity to sell for money." ”

"But then I found out that he was getting more and more cold to me, and when he came back to see me, he took the money and left, and he didn't even want to stay to drink saliva."

"My belly is getting bigger day by day, and all my hope in this life is on him."

Wang Chun heard this and scolded: "It's all like this, you still expect this man?" Didn't I say it, Miss Mei, you're a little self-inflicted! ”

"Sister-in-law...... Don't you say a word......"

Zhou Xiahua also felt that Wang Chun's mouth was too poisonous.

Besides, today's meal is also thanks to Aunt Mei and Lu Ban.

People are a little drunk and open their hearts to talk about their past, how can they be so scolding.

Aunt Mei cried bitterly and said, "Yes, you're right, I was so stupid at the time!" ”

"I gave birth to a boy. I was so happy, I thought my son could tie his heart, but he just took my son away and never came back! ”

"I cried day and night, crying until my tears were dry......"

Wang Chun didn't bother to listen to this sparse love story, she interrupted her: "Then how did you know your young master?" ”

Everyone was also very interested in this question and stared at Aunt Mei one after another.

Lu Ban looked at Aunt Mei with complicated eyes.

He grew up drinking her milk, and she bathed him, dressed him, fed him, patted him on the back and coaxed him to sleep.

It was all arranged by his parents.

I didn't expect her to have such a tortuous life experience in the past.

"Speaking of which, it's also strange...... Maybe it's because the sky won't die. ”

Aunt Mei had a hint of shyness on her face, bowed her head and said, "After I gave birth to my son, I have always had enough milk, and I was recommended by the neighbor's aunt to the young master to be a nurse." ”

"After entering the palace, the imperial doctor said that my milk was the most nutritious, and the young master was also close to me, so I have been taking care of the young master closely."

"Hahaha, I see, I see!"

Wang Chun, who ate a whole melon, was satisfied, picked up a big chicken leg and put it in Aunt Mei's bowl, and encouraged: "Look how good your life is now, man, it doesn't matter!" ”

"yes, men don't matter!"

Aunt Mei raised her glass and touched another glass with Wang Chun.

She looked up, and a cup of daughter red all went into her throat.

After drinking, he looked down at the big chicken leg in the bowl and said with a smile: "Miss Qiuxiang's craftsmanship is so good, this chicken leg smells fragrant." ”

"Ah......h

In the next second, the person was directly drunk and lay on the table.

"Miss Mei, Miss Mei, are you okay?" Wang Chun said with a concerned face.

Su Dafu hurriedly made up for his daughter-in-law, "Although the spring mouth is straight and unpleasant, he still cares about people." ”

"Great! It seems that Miss Mei has been drunk and passed, this chicken leg, let's eat it! ”

Wang Chun picked up the chicken leg and put it in his bowl, opened his mouth wide and gnawed down.

He took a bite of the meat and squinted his eyes and smiled in satisfaction.

Su Dafu: "......"

Well, when he didn't say anything just now, the daughter-in-law just ate happily.

"Oh, what a terrible person I should be, it turns out that I'm just a nurse."

"It's pitiful, I can't even keep a man, and my son has been abducted, I don't know how pitiful it is now."

"It's useless."

Aunt Sun, who had been blowing cold wind on the wall for a long time, listening to the drama for a long time, and drooling for a long time, couldn't help but make a sound three times.

Wang Chun just finished eating the chicken leg in his hand, and directly threw the chicken bone towards Aunt Sun, "Let your mother's bullshit go!" ”

"You old witch, you sit on the wall every day and eavesdrop on other people's conversations, shameless!"

"Wipe your saliva, dead fat woman!"

Aunt Sun screamed, "Aunt Su, you take care of your eldest daughter-in-law, listen to what she says, your mouth is full of feces!" ”

"There is always a dog barking in this yard, is it a reminder that we should get a dog?"

Mrs. Su didn't look at the direction of the wall at all, and smiled at her old man.

Everyone understood in seconds, and immediately applauded and cheered, "Okay, good, raise a dog, raise a dog!" ”

The children of the old Su family all like small animals, but in the past, no one could eat enough, where did they get the extra food to raise cats and dogs.

"Grandparents, how about I go with Sister Dacao to choose a puppy tomorrow?" Su Dayi hurriedly spoke.

Su Laohan nodded and said, "Okay, remember to choose one that doesn't scream." ”

Aunt Sun at the head of the wall: "??? ”

Su Dari smiled: "Hehe, grandpa, don't worry!" ”

Aunt Sun at the head of the wall was trembling with anger, "What do you mean, your old Su family doesn't bring such a bully?!" ”

"Let you eat and drink spicy food, and make you squirt feces all over your mouth!"

Aunt Sun took off her shoes and was about to throw them at the dinner table of Lao Su's family.

Anyway, she can see it clearly in the past half a day when she rests on the wall, and the old Su family is looking down on people when their lives are better.

There are big fish and meat on the table, and she can't eat it anyway, so she simply smashes the table!

"Whew!"

A dart flew out of Lu Ban's hand.

The next second-

"Ahh

Aunt Sun fell from the wall to the ground.

"Hey, my thin waist...... Hmmm......"

Aunt Sun wailed, but was stuffed into her mouth by the stinky shoes that fell from the sky.

She pulled out her smelly shoes and was about to throw them away, but when she looked closely, she realized that they were her own shoes.

No wonder it stinks, last night she stepped into the manure tank when she went to the hut......

At this dinner, the people of the old Su family ate with their mouths full of oil.

If you eat too much, you will have indigestion, so the adults of the old Su family will drive all the children in the family to Aunt Mei's room to sleep.

"Sister, what do you say Daddy and Mom are doing?" Su Dari was very curious.

Fang Cai's eldest uncle and aunt, as well as the second uncle and second aunt, his own father and mother, and even his grandparents all laughed strangely......

When they say good dreams to each other, they also kindly remind them to pay attention to the bed board.

"Are they going to beat their daughters-in-law?"

Although Xiao Jixiang is the oldest among the children, he is not in love, and he doesn't understand the affairs of men and women.

"Fool!"

"They're doing the business of having children."

Cold, Lu Ban opened his mouth and said directly.

Everyone was surprised, "Do things to have children? ”

Su Dacao was also stunned, this Luban has something, if you want to say that he didn't cross over, he wouldn't believe it if he was killed!

"Sleep, you guys." Su Dacao ordered.

"Oh...... Okay sister. ”

Su Dari has been trained now and is very obedient.

Immediately close your eyes and start sleeping.

Xiao Jixiang felt that Su Dacao was weird and wanted to see what she was going to do.

But he was grabbed by Su Dayi's arm, and Su Dayi's leg was directly pressed on his waist.

"You don't want to go anywhere, go to sleep!"

Xiao Jixiang: "......"

Brother, please be sober, am I from the same family as your sister, and I am not more reliable than that young master?

"Da Ri is really good."

Su Dacao gave Su Dari an affirmative thumbs up, and then dragged Lu Ban and walked out.

Lu Ban is quite knowledgeable at the moment, and he is not struggling.

Su Dacao pulled Lu Ban out of the courtyard gate, and walked directly to the trail.

Quiet and peaceful night in the countryside.

The fireflies carry lanterns forward, and the moonlight is gentle and gentle.

Su Dacao said: "The double cultivation you talked about last time, how do you cultivate it?" ”

"Simple, you kiss me." Luban Road.

Su Dacao's eyes widened, "Little brother, do you know what you're talking about?" ”

"You're three years old, I'm five years old, and you're going to let me kiss you?"

"I see you're daydreaming and haven't woken up yet!"

"Forget it, in my opinion, don't mess with your double cultivation, just get my crazy criticism!"

Lu Ban was stunned, "Crazy criticism of exercises? ”

"That's right."

Su Dacao smiled, and it was intriguing.

Lu Ban felt a gust of wind, and for no reason a chill swept through his body.

"Look at the moves, little brother!"

Su Dacao directly opened his bloody mouth, aimed at Lu Ban's delicate and smooth face, and took a "bang"!

"Wow......" Lu Ban screamed.

It hurts!

This girl is a dog, and it hurts to bite!

But at the same time, many images suddenly flashed in his mind......

Su Dacao looked at Lu Ban, who fell to the ground in a daze, and was stunned, "Isn't it, such a dish?" ”

"Take a bite and hang it up...... Hung up? ”

She was about to bend down to see what was going on, when she heard the voice of the system in her head.

[Ding Dong: Wow Host, you are too powerful, the son of luck was frightened by your crazy spirit to perform a miracle, and now drop a golden pill! 】

Su Dacao: "What is the use of the Golden Pill Pill?" ”

[Ding Dong: After taking it, it can produce a barrier effect, so that the user will not invade with all kinds of poisons. 】

Su Dacao immediately picked up his little Jio Jio and asked, "Then in my situation, can I take Jindan Pills?" ”

[Ding Dong: Yes.] 】

Su Dacao was overjoyed, "Cough, you said it earlier!" ”

She swallowed the golden pill that only dissolved in her mouth but not in her hand.

Hehe, I didn't expect that curse to be broken so easily.

Su Dacao hurriedly took off his shoes and socks, cocked his feet, and watched the moonlight for a long time.

"Hey, no, system, why is this black spot still there?"

"What do you mean, system, do you understand?"

[Ding Dong: The Jindan Pill is only valid for twelve years, and the black spot in the center of the host's foot will spread after twelve years. 】

Su Dacao cried with a sad face, "No, it means that I will hang up in twelve years?" ”

[Ding Dong: Twelve years later, the host is fifteen years old, and it happens to be a double cultivation. 】

Su Dacao: "I'm phew! Double Cultivation Double Cultivation, Repair You MLGB! ”

"Su Dacao!"

Lu Ban on the ground suddenly bounced, with a serious face, "Su Dacao, I didn't expect it to be you, you are really ghostly." ”

Su Dacao looked confused: "??? ”

"It's not a little brother, who are you?"

Don't you just be bitten stupid by her, or bite out of the sheep's leprosy?

Ahh

"I warn you, don't go forward, it has nothing to do with me!"