Su Dacao: "......"

It's over!

Once the strong man finds out, I'm afraid this piece of Lingzhi will not be able to be saved.

"What are you guys doing here?"

The strong man asked as he walked this way.

Seeing that the strong man was about to come over, Su Dacao was in a hurry, glanced at Xiao Luban, who was squatting, and blurted out: "Someone is, I'm letting him out!" ”

Luban: "??? ”

Su Dari reacted very quickly, and immediately said loudly: "Yes, yes, uncle, don't come here, my little brother Luban has a flatulent stomach, and he has been farting and stinking...... Vomit...... ...... vomit"

Su Dari still has some acting skills on his body, and he vomits while talking, and he really vomits out a posture of wanting to spit out all the yellow bile water.

"Ahh!!h

Su Dacao took his hand and fanned hard in front of him, with a disgusted expression on his face.

The strong man was stunned, and the steps he was about to take urgently retracted.

The expressions of several children, one more than the other.

Although he hadn't arrived yet, and he hadn't smelled anything, he felt an inexplicably ugly smell of coming to his nose......

Who can withstand this?

There are so many roads, and it is not necessary to take such one.

The strong man hurriedly turned around and left, saying as he walked: "Remember to bury it with mud after pulling!" ”

He held his breath, his steps were big and fast, and he walked away for a while before he dared to take two breaths and mutter, "What does this kid eat, and it stinks so much?" ”

"Couldn't it be?"

"Hey, disgusting, disgusting......"

"I'm going to hurry up, lest I smell it for a while, and that's bad luck. After all, Lao Su's family still made delicious food today, so I have to hurry up and finish my work to eat. ”

Xiao Jixiang looked at the wind and reminded: "If you go far, you probably won't come back." ”

"Yes, he definitely won't come back, you didn't see him just now looking like he was about to be stunned by Lu Ban."

Su Dayi laughed, looked at Lu Ban who was still squatting, and said, "Is it finished, little Luban?" ”

Luban: "!! ”

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

He stood up, learned from Su Dacao's way of beating himself in the day, first said "ah", then retreated and ran, and then "ah", and rushed directly towards Su Dayi!

Result –

"Puff ......"

Su Dari dodged away.

Luban fell to the ground.

If it weren't for the fact that there was a big mushroom on the ground with long eyes, which grew in the position of the long one, and caught his face, otherwise his white and tender little face would have been somewhat injured.

But the mushroom is the black umbrella umbrella......

Su Dacao stepped forward and pulled up Lu Ban, looked at his face, and poofed......

Although he knew that it was very rude to laugh at this time, Su Dacao still laughed.

With Su Dacao opening this head, Su Dari laughed even more crazy!

Luban: "......"

Under the backdrop of the sisters and brothers, Lu Ban found that only Xiao Jixiang was a good person.

He raised his teary eyes to look at Xiao Jixiang, choked up and shouted, "Brother, why don't we all go out and set up our own doors." You followed their siblings and suffered from it. When my house is finished, I'll leave you a room, and you can come and live with me." ”

Lu Ban thought that Xiao Jixiang must be very moved.

This is a turnaround!

It's a godsend!

But Xiao Jixiang snorted lightly and said, "Stop daydreaming. ”

Luban: "!! ”

How could things turn out completely different from what he expected?

No, that's not right!

He glanced to the right at Su Dayi.

This kid has a simple mind and well-developed limbs, and he is used to being opportunistic at a young age, especially like to fall into the well.

Villain!

He glanced to the left at Su Dacao.

Although this female doll is very good-looking, she is ruthless, and she is tall and powerful, not to mention that the idle boy is not her opponent, and even the chosen son like him will inevitably be carelessly defeated by her.

This is no longer just a villain, this is a savage!!

So in front of the sisters and brothers, Xiao Jixiang's helpless baby, of course, is bitter and dare not speak.

"I understand, I understand." Lu Ban expressed understanding.

Xiao Jixiang glanced at Lu Ban like a neuropath, and then pouted and carefully picked Ganoderma lucidum.

When Su Dayi saw Xiao Jixiang working hard, he was not willing to lag behind, and hurriedly picked Ganoderma lucidum.

Su Dacao kicked Lu Ban's ass directly, "Working, what are you doing in a daze, are you really here to shit?!" ”

Luban: "!! ”

"Hum ......"

The honorable young lord finally succumbed to fate.

I also pouted and picked Ganoderma lucidum with my friends in the vast mountains.

The wind blows the grass and sees the fart, this scene makes Su Dacao poetic, and she can't help but improvise and hum: "Picking Ganoderma lucidum, picking Ganoderma lucidum, everyone comes to pick Ganoderma lucidum." One of you, one of me, one of him...... After picking Ganoderma lucidum, everyone is happy! ”

"Good!"

Su Dari was the first to applaud, "My sister sings so well!" ”

Then he glared at Xiao Jixiang and Lu Ban, "Don't you two applaud?" Isn't Sister Dacao singing badly? ”

Xiao Jixiang applauded: "Papapa." ”

Luban: "......"

Su Dari looked at Lu Ban and asked, "Little Lu Ban, are you dissatisfied with my sister?" ”

Lu Ban applauded: "Smack! ”

Su Dari said with a serious look of thought: "Although there is only a moment, but ...... I've got a lot of them, so forget it. ”

Luban: "......"

Is this moral decay or the degradation of human nature?

In the kitchen of Lao Su's house, the women were busy, and they finally made the meal almost ready.

Because there are many people, they all use large iron pots.

Lin Qiuxiang was in charge of the spoon, and he was tired enough just to stir-fry, and his hands were so sore that he couldn't lift the last few dishes, Wang Chunchun saw that something was wrong, and snatched the spatula directly from Lin Qiuxiang's hand.

Wang Chun said: "Third brother and sister, anyway, whether this dish is good or not, you know best, so let's do it, I'll be your hand, you say, how to stir-fry?" ”

"Thank you, sister-in-law." Lin Qiuxiang was very grateful.

Her sister-in-law, although she has a vicious mouth, sometimes she can't get off the stage when she speaks, and when she talks in advance, she will directly start fighting, so her reputation in the village is actually not very good.

But for my own family, there is nothing to say.

Wang Chun stir-fried the vegetables in the pot with one hand, and touched a clean towel with the other hand and handed it to Wang Chun.

"Wipe the sweat off your forehead."

"Don't be reckless next time, just say it if you can't do it. Even if your sister-in-law is not here, isn't there another woman here, everyone takes turns, and they all get the same salary anyway. ”

As soon as Wang Chun said this, the other women had a kind of feeling of being pointed.

"I'll do it."

"I'll do it anyway."

"I'm doing some light work today, so I'll do it."

Wang Chun said in a loud voice: "Look at you, you don't do what you should do, and you fight to do what you shouldn't do." ”

The silent women hurriedly said: "That hard spring sister." ”

Wang Chun felt that what he said seemed to be inappropriate, and wanted to make up for it, so he said: "Look at you, don't say what you should say, don't say what you shouldn't say." ”

A few women who just spoke: "......"

Lin Qiuxiang laughed and laughed, her sister-in-law's mouth could be regarded as offending a room of women at this time.

Fortunately, there was a noise of the men returning at this time.