Chapter 1 Go on a blind date first
1.1
In a large and bright white conference room, the project team prepares to present the first phase of the digital solution to the client.
This customer is one of the company's big customers. In order to show the importance of this report, the company's CEO, project manager Yu Luohua, and even Vice President An of the Hangzhou headquarters came in person. The president of the other party and the heads of relevant departments also attended the meeting.
For today's report meeting, the project team has been working hard for more than three months.
Projection to the big screen and you're all set.
The president of the other party nodded, and the debriefing meeting officially began.
As the leader of the project team, I naturally took on the role of today's lecturer.
Take a breath and calm your mind. Cheng Zhu stood in front of the big screen with a laser pointer in his hand and began to explain one by one in an orderly manner according to the plan.
The process is smooth. Everything seems to be going in the direction I expected.
However, halfway through the explanation, something terrible happened.......
The laser pointer in his hand clicked several times, and found that he couldn't turn the page.
Make sure it's not the laser pointer's problem, and quickly go to the stage to adjust your laptop.
Then, something terrible happened:
The "CTR" button that I have been using so well does not respond!
The importance of keyboards, especially some important keys, for software developers cannot be overstated! And at such an important critical moment, the consequences of such a mistake are naturally not difficult to imagine!
The cold sweat on his body and back began to come out, and he could even clearly feel it flowing down. Even though the air conditioning is on in the room, and it's September, the coolest time of the year in Shanghai.
The customer's face began to turn blue.
Vice President An kept his mouth shut and stared at himself without saying a word.
Change the notebook. Still no!
Then change to the desktop of the opposing unit.
After a lot of tinkering, it still doesn't work!
Change the keyboard again, no!
In a hurry, change the keyboard again.
There were more and more keyboards piled up on the conference table, and after a while, it was like a hill.
Still didn't solve the problem!
The legs are stiff and sore.
A bean-sized cold sweat broke out on his face.
Either the program doesn't work, there is garbled characters, or the damn "ctr" key doesn't happen.
Eventually, something even scarier happened: every damn semicolon on the keyboard didn't react!
The customer's face began to darken.
Vice President An stared at himself and did not speak. Complex expressions.
The department manager of the other party began to heckle. Then more and more people agreed, and the ridicule became louder and louder.
It didn't take long for the other president's eyes to bulge.
In the end, he couldn't sit still, and banged on the table three times, and the president stood up and walked away without raising his head.
"Jingle bells, jingle bells.......", suddenly there was a terrible ringing of bells. I don't know how, but the conference room started to darken little by little.
The people of the other company "Hulala" also disappeared at once.
The strange thing is that in the end, in the huge conference room, only himself and Manager Yu were left, and Mr. An and the other members of the project team didn't know when they were all gone.
Only Manager Yu was left with a blue face and stared at Wang Youjie. Although he didn't speak the whole time, there was a clear fire in his eyes.
I was faintly scared, and my hands became slower and slower.
Seeing that he was still slowly debugging the keyboard, Manager Yu finally couldn't help it, grabbed a keyboard and slapped the table hard, and scolded loudly: "How did you prepare, the result of these months is this pile of -----, shift?" ”
Taken aback, he slowly raised his head and looked into the eyes of Manager Yu.
It was clear that blood was beginning to spread in the manager's pupils, and he seemed to be in great pain, and his facial expression began to become hideous and frightened.
At this time, I suddenly found that I was gradually frozen and was slowly turning into a humanoid ice sculpture.
“shift! shift! shift-----" the sound of the manager's roar and keyboard slapping filled the room with an ethereal "bang, bang, bang".
I was trying to explain, but I saw a large number of messy and strangely shaped keyboards coming towards me.
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Wang Youjie woke up suddenly, suddenly turned over and sat up.
His face was pale and he was short of breath.
Pat your chest.
By this time it was dawn. I realized that I had just had a nightmare.
I didn't want to touch my body, but I saw sweat dripping and dripping down.
"Bang bang bang ......., bang bang bang .......", at this time, if you want to die, someone knocks on the door of your office.
I have palpitations. It's like the sound of knocking at the door, and it knocks on my heart.
Why is this sound exactly the same as in the dream just now? Wang Youjie looked at the gate blankly, and asked with some trembling shock, "Who .......?" ”