"Porphyry......

"Porphyry......

"Porphyry......

"Porphyry......"

Suddenly, a series of earth-shattering fart sounds came.

The crowd was shocked.

"What's going on?"

"What sound?!"

"Looks like someone is farting?"

"Hey, Aunt Sun, are you farting?"

Aunt Sun held her head high and said, "How could it be me!" ”

But her mouth was vibrating, but her ass didn't stop, and her fart didn't stop.

Because he has been farting all the time, his pants were directly pierced by the fart, revealing the red pants and the not very white ass meat......

Everyone: "!! ”

Wang Chun was the first to shout, "This is too spicy for eyes!" ”

"There are many men and children in our yard, Aunt Sun, you better go back to your house quickly!"

Mrs. Su was already disgusted with her, especially when she knew that she was worried about her own Su Dacao baby, and even more thought she was a toad.

expelled her mercilessly at the moment, "It's too stinky, it's too stinky, butcher Sun, get your daughter-in-law away!" ”

"Porphyry ......"

"Porphyry ......"

"Porphyry ......"

Aunt Sun's fart continued, and everyone hid their faces and didn't dare to breathe.

Wang Chun couldn't stand it, and when he saw Aunt Sun grinding and chirping, he directly picked up the broom, pretended to be crazy and stupid, and successfully drove the two out of the yard.

Sun Butcher felt that his face was lost!

He has killed pigs for half his life, and he never thought that one day he would be inferior to pigs and dogs.

Hurriedly pulled his daughter-in-law and ran into the house.

But Aunt Su's fart is getting louder and louder, and she is getting more and more diligent......

Soon, the people of the entire Yuhua Village craned their necks to look around.

"What's going on?"

"What sound?!"

"Is it thunder?"

"This thunder is so strange, why does it seem to be in one place all the time?"

Some people have good hearing, and they can hear that the thunder is in the village Lao Su's family and Sun Butcher's house, and there is no entertainment in the village at night.

Even the men who were hugging their daughters-in-law on the bed turned over one after another, pricked up their ears and said, "Hey, this thunder is weird, don't do it, go, go and see!" ”

Although the little daughters-in-law were full of dissatisfaction and their complaining eyes were dripping, they couldn't stand the weirdness of this series of thunders, and they all dressed and stayed and walked out.

Soon, the person closest to the two families discovered the source of the strange sound and screamed: "It's amazing, everyone come and see, this is not thunder, it's Aunt Sun's ass scream!" ”

"Aunt Sun's ass is thundering, everyone come and see!"

Butcher Sun panicked, looked at the villagers who came in a stream, and hurriedly pulled Aunt Sun to cross into his yard.

But Aunt Sun's butt is not her own at this time, and her legs can't move at all.

I only felt a torrential power condensed in my ass, and that mysterious power kept running out—

"Porphyry ......"

"Porphyry ......"

"Porphyry ......"

Aunt Sun could feel the coolness on her buttocks, and she hurriedly covered it with her hands, but her fart collapsed at this time......

Aunt Sun: "......"

Her mind went blank.

The villagers were also stunned.

At this time, the number of villagers who rushed to hear the news was so large that the road in front of the two families was already full.

Everyone watched Aunt Sun pouting her buttocks three times inside and out, and the fart sound was loud all over the sky.

And as Aunt Sun raised her hand to cover her buttocks, a foul smell also spread in the air......

"Aunt Sun is!"

"Run! Stinks to death! ”

"Vomit ......"

The villagers just came to see how neat and uniform the pace of the bustle was, and how neat and uniform it was to flee from the desert at this moment.

Fortunately, Lao Su Jiaming was wise, and no one went out without talking, and closed the courtyard door tightly.

Lin Qiuxiang also wittily burned wormwood in the yard.

The smell of wormwood successfully blocked the strange smell of Aunt Sun's body out of the yard.

Wang Chun withdrew his gaze from the crack in the door and looked out, turned to look at the people in his house, and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt so much that he couldn't straighten his waist.

"Look, this is the punishment of heaven for her outrageous words!"

"I still want to marry our family's grass, but there is no door!"

"Next time I dare to say something like this, I have to beat her up!"

As soon as the male dolls in the family heard that they were going to fight, they immediately rolled up their sleeves one by one, stood up and walked to the center of the yard and said, "Call us for fighting!" ”

"We're still kids, so it's okay to hit someone."

Mrs. Su's face sank, "Who taught you these things?" ”

"Yes, although they are children, the law is lenient for children, but you can't know nonsense?" Su Laohan also said in a deep voice.

The eldest brother, Su Guangzong, stuck out his tongue and said, "Don't worry, everyone, we won't bully people casually!" ”

Second brother Su Yaozu then said: "However, if someone bullies our sister, then we will definitely not spare it!" ”

"That's it, our six brothers are going into battle together, we must beat her!"

Su Dari was not happy when he heard this, so he hurriedly rushed over and said, "And me!" ”

"You're a younger brother."

The six brothers said in unison very proudly.

Su Dayi was angry, and turned over on the spot, trying to prove that although he was young, he was also very powerful.

As a result, the bucket didn't turn over, and directly made an upside-down onion.

Coincidentally, a green onion on the ground that I don't know where it came from, really stuck it directly into his nose......

Su Dayi: "......"

After a moment of silence, there was a cry that rang through the sky.

"Woooooooooo......oo I...... I also want to protect Sister Dacao, woowoo woo ......"

"Woo woo, I...... I want to be a brother too, woowoo woo woo ......"

Everyone watched this scene and laughed out loud.

Just now, because of Aunt Sun's bad mood, this time it is more than a little better.

Lin Qiuxiang stepped forward to pull up Su Dari and wiped Su Dari's snot and tears.

Wang Chun squeezed his eyebrows on the side and said: "Third brother and sister, did you hear what Da Ri said, he also wants to be an elder brother, or you ...... third brother and sister."

She didn't finish the rest of the story.

But everyone understands enough.

Before Lin Qiuxiang could speak, Su Daqiang was the first to jump out and said, "Thank you sister-in-law for reminding me, hehe, I'll talk to Qiuxiang tonight...... Uh......"

Lin Qiuxiang grabbed a handful of dried chili peppers and put them in Su Daqiang's mouth.

Su Daqiang: "??? ”

"What?"

He chewed tentatively, and the next second—

"Ah...... Ahhh......h

"It's spicy, it's spicy, it's spicy!"

"It's spicy! Water Water ...... I want to drink water! ”

Su Dari stopped crying, watching his father jumping up and down in the yard, crying and howling.

He even raised his little hands and clapped, grinning haha, "Daddy is like a dog." ”

Su Daqiang: "......"

Su Laohan yawned.

I really regret giving birth to so many sons.

He picked up Su Dacao and held it high, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, grandparents, grandparents, and everyone, we will all protect Dacao and will not let Dacao be wronged!" ”