Chapter 14 If you are not afraid of monkeys playing tricks, you are afraid that monkeys will know the art of war
"This road, let's walk, it should be fine!"
"Lu Gangkun, shut up!"
As soon as Lu Gangkun said this, sure enough, there was a problem.
Although there are few cars on the road, the path is narrow, so it is easy to hide things.
Out of the bushes, a bunch of monkeys sprang out, with clubs in their hands as weapons, and they waved their sticks in front of them, blocking the way of the crowd.
"What's going on? Are the monkeys so good now? Sperm? Will it rob the road? The monkeys in Mount Emei are not so dio! ”
Mount Emei monkey: "Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors!" ”
The monkey in front of him was obviously robbing the road.
There was no way, so everyone had to get out of the car to see the situation.
Who knows, as soon as everyone got out of the car, the monkey launched an attack on everyone.
“????’ ”
"These monkeys are mutated! How can you be more dog than a dog, knock on the stuffy stick and run, really think of yourself as a Monkey King! ”
Lu Gangkun's smooth head complained after being knocked on a few bags.
The monkeys are very flexible, jumping up and down, and everyone can't parry at all, not afraid that the monkeys will go up the trees, but afraid that the monkeys will know martial arts.
A monkey who knows martial arts is really cheap.
"Star God, what should we do?"
Lu Gangkun had no choice, he had never seen this kind of scene, so he had to ask Su Chen.
"You ask me! I don't know what to do! The key is that these are still golden monkeys, to protect animals, should they be beaten? ”
Faced with this question, Su Chen was also sloppy and didn't know how to answer.
"What kind of monkey do you care about him, he's about to scratch my handsome face, and if this continues, Kun Shen will go to plastic surgery!"
A few monkeys came up and scratched Lu Gangkun's face.
"Uh...... Your face, it seems, is there no need for plastic surgery! ”
"Big gall, Su Chen, you kid, you really don't know how to appreciate, how can you talk to Kun Shen, what identity do I have, what status do you have!"
"Come on, keep an eye on the back!"
Su Chen kindly reminded.
I saw a monkey suddenly scurry down from the tree and knocked Lu Gangkun with another stick.
"Your sister, it's too cheap, it's too cheap, I can't bear it!"
Just when everyone was wondering, an accident happened.
A bunch of monkeys ran into the car and drove their car away.
"Damn, these monkeys are really robbing the road, they are really professional, the monkeys are breaking the law, should they be arrested?"
Lu Gangkun asked.
"Don't worry about this problem, hurry up and chase it, these supplies are gone, what are we going to eat at night, eat you?"
Su Chen interrupted Lu Gangkun and said.
Everyone began to chase the monkey in front, but after all, everyone's physical strength was limited, and the two legs couldn't catch up with the four wheels at all, Su Chen had no choice, jumped on the spot, and struggled to jump into a car, ready to take the car back first.
Seeing Su Chen chasing after him, the monkey stepped on Su Chen's hands and wanted to kick Su Chen out of the car, but Su Chen's endurance was beyond ordinary people, and this little pain was nothing at all.
Su Chen saw the right time, threw the monkey down, and turned over into the car.
Su Chen climbed up the window and was about to grab the car, but the monkey driving still wanted to throw Su Chen out, and began to turn the steering wheel and shake the car left and right.
However, Su Chen's hand was holding on to the railing and couldn't shake it at all.
Su Chen directly broke the window of the car, rolled in, and scuffled with the monkey inside.
Su Chen complained in his heart: "Your sister, Siberia has fucked bears, and M Zhou has fucked cheetahs, I didn't expect that one day I could fight with monkeys, it's outrageous!" ”
Su Chen and the monkey were in a stalemate for a while, and finally regained control of the car, but the steering wheel also fell off.
Su Chen had no choice but to deadlift the steering wheel to change direction.
Su Chen slammed on the accelerator and tried to catch up with the car in front of him.
The other monkeys also wanted to pin Su Chen in the corner so that he could not overtake.
But who knows, Su Chen came at a corner with a hand of the dragon swinging its tail, and drifted directly to the front of the other cars.
"Hehe, you monkeys, I didn't expect it, the fast curve is really looking (fast)."
was blocked by Su Chen, and Su Chen directly pulled out the key, just in case.
Su Chen got out of the car, ready to teach this group of monkeys who didn't know the height of the sky and the sinister society.
[Mutant macaques, extremely cunning, almost indistinguishable from humans in intelligence, but unable to speak. 】
"Hehe, I know that you guys are not a good thing, since you are monsters, then I don't have any pressure to teach a lesson, this is called legitimate defense, even if I roast you and eat it, a certain teacher said, this is called emergency avoidance!"
Su Chen's wind slashing knife came out of his body, and the cold light directly scared off a group of monkeys, and only the monkey king stayed in place to confront Su Chen.
"Yo, I didn't expect you, are you quite courageous, how is it? Come and practice? ”
"Hah!"
The Monkey King lifted the stone and threw it at Su Chen.
Su Chen tilted his head, dodging the stones, and then, it raised a handful of sand at Su Chen without speaking of martial virtues.
gave Su Chen a wave of blows, and Su Chen was directly blinded by the sand.
"Damn, I'm not afraid of monkeys playing tricks, I'm afraid that monkeys will know the art of war!"
Su Chen's eyes couldn't be opened, and the Monkey King took advantage of the chaos to launch an attack, trying to solve Su Chen with one move.
However, Su Chen has even dealt with the Bat King, how can he be afraid of a little monkey?
Su Chen pricked up his ears and listened carefully to the wind and grass nearby.
Su Chen caught the sound caused by the Monkey King's movement, and threw it out directly with the back of the knife!
"Found you!"
"Huh!"
The back of the knife knocked the Monkey King two meters away, and the Monkey King's fur stood up and his tail stood up, just like a frightened kitten.
The Monkey King yelled at Su Chen, "Ha! ”
Su Chen didn't pay attention to it and said, "Little guy, come again!" ”
This kind of highly intelligent animal, Su Chen actually didn't plan to kill it, and it might be good to keep it.
The Monkey King attacked again, and Su Chen still attacked with the back of his knife because he didn't want to hurt him.
The Monkey King was knocked away by Su Chen again, and now, it was a little difficult to even stand up.
At this time, Su Chen's eyes also returned to normal.
Su Chen stepped forward and smoothed the hair on the tail of the Monkey King.
"What's going on, little one? Still not fighting"
Although the Monkey King is fierce, he also knows that he is afraid.
Su Chen didn't continue to embarrass him, and said, "I know you understand, how about it, are you willing to be my pet?" ”
The Monkey King didn't respond, it hesitated.
Also, as the king of monkeys, how can he be willing to be subservient to others, just like how the Monkey King will stoop to the feet of the Buddha, so the battle to defeat the Buddha must be a six-eared macaque pretending, not a Monkey King!
Su Chen flicked the wind slashing knife in his hand, and the sound of the knife was crisp.
Su Chen directly used force to oppress!
This is telling the Monkey King, "Either submit to me, or you die!" ”
The Monkey King looked at the Wind Chopping Knife in Su Chen's hand, and was afraid for a while,
Although it has its own dignity, dignity is worthless in the face of life and death.
The Monkey King lowered his posture and agreed to be Su Chen's pet......
"Whoa!"
Seeing that the Monkey King agreed, Su Chen immediately signed a contract with it.
"From now on, you will be called Goche!"
[Ding, congratulations to the host for signing a contract with the Monkey King, getting a jewelry pet, and getting a pet gift package.] 】
Su Chen injected Wuzhe with the potion.
Wuzhe recovered directly......