The first chapter of the creation god is also crazy

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God created the world.

To be precise, God created many worlds, including our world.

God has always wanted to create a perfect world, but he has never succeeded. Every world has defects of one kind or another, and no world can satisfy him.

After numerous failures, God temporarily gave up on his efforts to create a perfect world.

Why can't we create a perfect world? God went back to the great temple and pondered the question, but never got an answer.

God felt lonely, He was the only God in this universe, and He didn't know who to communicate with in his confusion.

In search of answers, God came up with a solution. He came to the world of the zào he created, took on the form of an ordinary individual, and communicated with the intelligent beings he created. Although he still could not find the answer, he gradually stopped feeling lonely and lonely, and the intelligent beings he created brought him a lot of happiness, as well as many strange thoughts that he had never had.

On this day, God came to a world called Earth. He created only one highly intelligent creature in this world, and this intelligent creature is called a human being. The humans of Earth have long since abandoned the pursuit of magic and power, and have turned to the development of technology, which was originally a specialty of the dwarves. Facts have proved that human beings are not much worse than dwarves, and human beings have created dazzling scientific and technological achievements that are colorful and splendid, and have invented many magical things that even gods can hardly imagine.

However, this human world is by no means perfect, the earth is still full of war, killing, deception and hypocrisy, and the earth is already dying under the destruction of these pretentious human beings, and it may collapse and destroy at any time.

"I am God, the God who created the world. The honest God smiled and said this. But no one will believe him - people will only think that he is insane. Humans have long since ceased to believe in gods, they only believe in themselves. Proud and arrogant human beings see themselves as the only wise men in the universe, they believe that they are omnipotent, they believe that they can dominate the whole world.

But finally there was a person who believed in the identity of God, his name was Xiao Yuan, a twenty-year-old ordinary earth boy who could no longer be ordinary.

"Are you really a god?" I would love to believe you, but I hope you had better prove your divine powers?" Xiao Yuan asked.

"How do you want me to prove it?"

"Well, I want to think about it...... Let time stop!" Xiao Yuan came up with something that he thought was absolutely impossible.

"It's easy!" God said and waved his hand, and the whole world froze completely.

The whole world stopped, the pedestrians on the streets, the cars that were running, the jumping dogs were fixed in mid-air, the pigeon that was about to spread its wings and fly still with a corn in its mouth, and even the dust raised by the car was all still.

The whole world was terrifyingly quiet, but Xiao Yuan could still move, and the guy in front of him who claimed to be a god was still smiling slightly. He could hear his own heartbeat clearly.

Xiao Yuan hurriedly took out his mobile phone, yes, time stopped.

Xiao Yuan was completely stupid.

God waved his hand again, and the world began to run noisily as usual, without anyone feeling anything unusual.

"Since you are God, God Almighty...... Then what are you doing here?" Xiao Yuan finally came back to his senses and asked cautiously.

"I wanted to create a perfect world, I created many worlds, but none of them succeeded, and I wanted to find the answer. God said.

"Many worlds...... Perfect world......" Xiao Yuan felt a little incredible, "How can there be a perfect world?

"Yes, I think so too, so I created a perfect race -- elves, they have perfect bodies, perfect personalities, no desires, war aversion, love of life -- I created a world, and in that world there was only one intelligent race, the elves—but tens of thousands of years have passed, and that world has not changed from when it was first created -- is this a perfect world? I think it's a lifeless world, like death in a sense. God said with great confusion.

"Oh, that's boring. Xiao Yuan thought for a while and said, "A race that has spirituality but doesn't know how to be enterprising and creative is indeed boring. ”

"But the dwarves are too utilitarian, the orcs are irascible and war-loving, and as for the humans - I don't want to comment on them any more. I have also created many beings who have been embraced by wisdom, but none of them are perfect to my satisfaction. Is the world destined to be full of contradictions?" God said to the question that had puzzled his mind for a long time.

"Intelligent beings have the ability to think and examine themselves, and they tend to change themselves as their environment changes—so even a race that was originally perfect will eventually become no longer perfect—unless you don't give them wisdom!" Xiao Yuan thought for a moment and said.

"Is that so, that wisdom is not destined to be perfect?" said God in despair.

"Not necessarily. Maybe you're thinking in the wrong direction - the world needs order to maintain, and if the world is ruled by a certain race, then they will lose their restraint and become more lustful and greedy. If you only think about creating a zào world, but you don't want to manage the world, those worlds can't be perfect on their own. ”

"Ah, I see!," said God, cheerfully, "perhaps you are right, that nothing is perfect except God, and that the order they have made is itself imperfect, so the world cannot be perfect." But, as the creator god, I don't have that much time and energy to manage a world!"

"I can help you! Give me a little bit of your strength, and I can help you manage a world!" Xiao Yuanqiang endured the ecstasy in his heart, in fact, he had wanted to say this sentence a long time ago.

"That's a good thing, but you're going to lose a bit of life that you have in this world, are you sure?" God asked.

"There is nothing left in this world for me to be nostalgic for. My father, who only had money and women on his mind, and my mother, since divorcing my father more than a decade ago, became the god of sparrows within a radius of several kilometers around here. And I am a grain of wandering dust, drifting with the wind, and being at peace with what happens. I would really like to live my life differently if I could!"

"Well," the god laughed, "since you've decided, I'll grant your wish......!" It's too late for you to regret it now. ”

"I'm pretty sure I want to try a new life now!"

After confirming Xiao Yuan's desire to leave this world for the third time, the god smiled again: "Okay, since you have decided, then I will fulfill your wish and let you take my power to another world to complete your mission." Now, let's go!"

A white light flashed in front of Xiao Yuan's eyes, and then, he lost his senses.

When he woke up again, the situation around him had changed, he was no longer in the tavern where he had seen the creator god, he was now lying on the ground, there was a blue sky and white clouds in front of him, and the air was filled with the faint fragrance of flowers and the pleasant sound of birdsong, well, it felt good!

Xiao Yuan sat up with a bone, this seemed to be a mountaintop, surrounded by undulating mountains, clouds and mist swirled between the mountains, and the land was green.

Xiao Yuan looked into the distance, trying to find something different, hey, it seems that something is wrong?

What's wrong?

An inexplicable strange feeling surged up in Xiao Yuan's consciousness.

What was wrong? Xiao Yuan chased after that feeling, well, this feeling came from his own body?

Xiao Yuan's gaze fell on his feet, which were a pair of velvet shoes embroidered with gold silk patterns, which were obviously very valuable. His gaze slowly moved closer, and landed on the long pink skirt, slowly, is this a trouser? Xiao Yuan blinked vigorously, yes, it turned out to be a long skirt!

Something that only women use!

Xiao Yuan almost fainted.

His gaze continued to move forward, landing on a pair of white little hands that were flat on his thighs, Xiao Yuan chuckled in his heart, and his gaze continued to be somewhat hindered.

But Xiao Yuan still didn't give up, and finally mustered up the courage to lower his head and set his eyes on his chest. There were two bulging masses there, and though they weren't quite plump, the two peaks that stood proudly still lifted up their shirts a lot higher. Xiao Yuan gently and carefully landed on the twin peaks with trembling hands, and a tingling sensation immediately spread to every cell in his body.

Xiao Yuan only felt a surge of hot blood surging above his head, screamed, and immediately fainted.

Is there a mistake? Xiao Yuan almost didn't vomit blood. "Creator God, come out for me! What kind of joke is this?" Xiao Yuansi exclaimed with all his might, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he almost fainted again, and the voice was so delicate and sweet, like, like a lark singing.

"Well, you're in another world now, don't you feel good?" the voice of the creator god rang out in the sky.

"Feel good?" Xiao Yuan shouted angrily, "Look at me now, what do I look like?!"

"It's normal!" said the Creation God with a smug smile that he couldn't help but make.

"It's normal, I'm a woman now!" Xiao Yuan stomped his foot in a hurry.

"I know this, but it's also one of your wishes, so I'll help you make it happen. ”

"My wish, when did I want to become a woman?" Xiao Yuan was a little dumbfounded.

"Didn't you say this, what's the fun of being a man, fighting and killing all day long, and being bitter and tired all your life, it's better to be a stunning beauty, and live to die miserably in her twenties, with a broken face, and provoke the world's pity, what a sense of meaning!" God said seriously.

"Oh my God...... Xiao Yuan almost didn't collapse, "this ...... I did say it, but it was just an occasional joke in the past, how can you take it seriously! Turn me back into a man, and you're not really going to let me live to be twenty years old and hang up, are you?"

"Of course not, you have a sacred mission that I have given you, how could I let you die. In addition, I have injected a lot of magical powers into this body that no mortal mortal can have, well, so much so that I can't remember it myself, so you can slowly experience it later. ”

"Hey, let's not talk about this now, you quickly change my body back to a man!

"No way. ”

"Why? Give me a reason first!"

"Need a reason?"

"Don't you need it?"

"Do you need it?"

“...... I was a man, a woman...... You might as well kill me!" Xiao Yuan was about to vomit blood.

"I think it's nice to be a woman!" God said.

"Then why don't you become a woman?" Xiao Yuan said angrily.

"There's nothing wrong with that!" said the god, and a human form appeared in the air, already a beautiful woman in a dress, "It feels good! Hehe, I like it!" said him, and even his voice became delicate.

Xiao Yuan couldn't help but be angry: "You are a god, of course I don't care about this, but I am a mortal after all! I don't care, you will turn me back into a man now! Otherwise, I will strike!"

"Hey, can you hide that little bit of your mind from me? Don't forget, I'm a god, an omnipotent God, an omniscient God!"

Xiao Yuan secretly screamed in his heart, hey, are you too carried away? I knew that it would be like this, so I shouldn't have kept the central theme of "transforming the world as a supplement, and saving as the mainstay" in my heart...... God went on to say, "But for the sake of believing me in who I am, and offering me this good idea, I have decided to give you some of my strength, and let you help me achieve my ideals—but man is a creature of desire, and in order not to make you half-hearted, so ...... Hey...... I've asked you three times, and you've confirmed it three times!"

Xiao Yuan couldn't help but shout that he was fooled, and said with a straight face: "If you want me to use this woman's body for the rest of my life, you might as well let me die!

"It's very simple, complete the mission I have given you, transform this world into a perfect world, and I can fulfill one of your wishes now!"

"But what makes a perfect world?"

"This ...... I didn't think about it. Creation Dao was stunned for a moment.

"That's right, you haven't even figured out what a perfect world is, how can I help you transform it! You might as well send me back!" Xiao Yuan said with a smile.

"yes, I didn't even think about what the perfect world was like in my mind...... Maybe you can help me think about this, and when you will turn the world into what I like, and promise to keep your promise to turn you back into a man's ......."

"This ...... What do you mean? Play with me?" Xiao Yuan wanted to cry, but he couldn't. "Then why don't you just give me a clear goal!At least give it a try?" Xiao Yuan said with the last hint of fantasy.

"That'...... In this way, to stop the war in this world, and restore peace in the world, even if you meet the conditions. It's not that hard, is it?"

"Isn't it difficult?"

"Is it difficult?"

"Isn't it difficult?"

“...... Forget it, I'm not going to do it!You can send me back to Earth!" Xiao Yuan said in despair.

"No way! After you confirmed it three times, I have destroyed your body on Earth!"

Xiao Yuan vomited blood again.

"Well, if you are really not satisfied with your present body, I have a mention—" God said sympathetically.

"What's the solution? Say it quickly, as long as it can turn me back into a man!" Xiao Yuan said anxiously.

"Alas, your current body has already been fixed, and even I, as a god, can't change it at will...... The only way is - after the death of every intelligent being, his spirit can be reincarnated and reborn. However, the chance of being reborn on Earth is only 1 in 1,000, and the chance of being reborn as a male is 1 in 2 - I'm fair. The chance of being reborn as a human is 1 in 2, and this is because there are the largest number of humans. 1 in 20 chance to be reincarnated as a half-orc, 1 in 30 as a dwarf, 1 in 50 as an elf, and 1 in 200 as a centaur......"

The creator god was still babbling, but Xiao Yuan had completely collapsed: "You are going to die!"

"Hehe, it's time to go, I still have a lot of important things to do, the sun of Kami seems to be a little problematic, I have to go and see first...... Goodbye then, good luck!, well, I'll be back to see you often!" the creator smiled as his voice grew farther and farther away.

Alas, our poor Xiao Yuan is already unconscious.

"By the way, I almost forgot to tell you, this world, called Noah!"

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