Well, you read that right, and I wrote it right. My sister is really a gourd baby.

You say, the gourd baby is a boy.

I said, yes, I used to think so, too. But since that day, a qiē has changed.

It was a very ordinary afternoon, just like every afternoon in the past. I, Ling Tian, an ordinary high school boy, was walking in the direction of home with my heavy schoolbag on my back as usual. I didn't think about what happened next.

It hurts. Suddenly, a hard object hit my head.

Angry, I looked around, but I couldn't see who had thrown it at me. In fact, this thing is more like it fell from above.

I picked up the thing that hit me. Only then did it become clear that it was a transparent bottle about half the size of a palm. Inside the bottle was a black, bead-looking object, and a note.

So I opened the bottle, took out the black beads and the note, opened the note and read it.

Plant this seed, then water it a little and fertilize it a little.

There was only a short sentence on the note. I flipped the note to the back, hoping to see something else, but nothing.

In this way, this black bead is actually a seed. After all, I'm not much of a plant expert, I'm just an ordinary student, so how can I know what it's classified?

But no matter what, just plant it and see. Driven by curiosity, I brought this mysterious seed home.

The house was as empty as ever, and there was no one. My parents are both businessmen, so it's been a long time since they didn't come back. So I generally live alone.

At the back of my house there is a plot of land that I cultivated myself, and occasionally planted a little something. So I took the seed there. According to the note, I planted the seed in the ground. Then some watering and some fertilization.

Suddenly, I saw a young green bud emerge from the place where the seed was planted.

This growth rate can be described as amazing. If you water it and apply fertilizer, you will be able to grow buds immediately. So I quickly watered and fertilized again. Unexpectedly, it really grew up a little more. In this way, the small sprout grew bigger and bigger as I continued to water and fertilize it.

However, after about ten times of watering, it stopped growing. I guess that's the limit.

But what happened next was the opposite. The earth shook. I saw that the plant I planted suddenly grew uncontrollably and rapidly. A huge vine as thick as a man's waist smashed through the soil and burst out of the ground, stretching out toward the sky, like a dragon that had been asleep for a long time suddenly awakened. In just the blink of an eye, it had grown to a terrifying length of more than ten meters.

Then, due to its gravity, the vine began to bend and eventually coiled around a large tree next to it.

As for me, I was already stunned and stood there stupidly, not knowing what to do.

But that's just the beginning. In the middle of the vine, I saw that seven more bulges were born, each of different colors. From left to right, there are seven colors: red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple, like a rainbow in the sky.

As soon as they appeared, they continued to expand and grow in size, until they finally burst into seven flowers of different colors. Each one is the size of a washbasin.

After a few more seconds, the flowers began to wither rapidly, but their bases began to expand continuously, and finally turned into seven huge gourds, each of which was one person tall.

What's going on?

Is this a gourd baby?

My eyes scanned back and forth at the seven huge gourds, and I couldn't say a word.

Just when I was at a loss, the red gourd on the far left moved on its own, as if trying to break the connection with the vines. After several struggles, it finally succeeded, falling off the vine and falling to the ground.

There was a bright light that I could barely open my eyes. I could only barely see the red gourd split in half in the bright light. Then a figure appeared there.

Hey?

When the bright light cleared, I was finally able to see the figure clearly. To be honest, the appearance of this man simply blew my mind.

It was a petite girl with quite plump breasts. A long red hair tied into a pair of double ponytails fluttered in the wind. He wears a white sailor jacket and a short red skirt, and green silk calf socks on his feet. As if due to the sudden coming out of the gourd, the girl was also a little surprised, and her beautiful face was full of confusion. She and I looked at each other like this, and we were both stunned for a moment.

Ah, that, are you a gourd baby? stammering, I chose to break the silence first.

A sweet smile suddenly appeared on the girl's face. Hello, I'm Hulu Baby. To be precise, I am the boss of the gourd baby, my name is Xiaohong, please advise.

She's really a gourd baby.

It's simply the most incredible thing I've ever experienced so far. First of all, it is an extremely incredible thing for the gourd baby to really exist. And the real gourd baby is not the image of the little country boy with a gourd on his head and a leaf around his waist in the book. On the contrary, it turns out that the real gourd baby is such a cute girl. This is outrageous. I couldn't help but sigh deeply.

Did you plant us?

Xiaohong asked me.

That's right. I planted you.

So, you're our grandfather!" said the girl with an excited face.

Am I that old?

That's Daddy.

Daddy, no, I'm only two or three years older than this girl.

Not grandpa, not dad. Then, let's call my brother.

All right. I'm still okay with that.

At this moment, a ray of light suddenly fell from the sky. Then, suddenly, a tall, thin man with glasses appeared in front of me.

What's going on?

Your name is Ling Tian, right?" the man pushed his glasses and asked me.

That's right, I'm Ling Tian. Who are you?

Well, I'm the Jade Emperor of the sky.

What, Jade Emperor? You're a liar. I say. If you are the Jade Emperor, I am the Buddha.

Dare to speak to the gods in such a disrespectful tone, and you are not afraid of retribution?

Brother. Red nudged me. He really is the Jade Emperor.

That's right. That's when I realized that the world was very different from what I had always thought. Since the gourd baby really exists, isn't it impossible for the Jade Emperor to really save the zài? Thinking of this, a cold sweat broke out on my back. I have heard old people say that if you disrespect the gods, you will lose your life, and you will fall into hell after death.

Never mind. I don't bother with you. The words of the Jade Emperor made me feel at ease a little.

The purpose of my visit this time is to inform you that from today onwards, you will be the guardian of the gourd babies.

What the?

Well, I wish you and the gourd babies a happy day. Goodbye, I'm gone.

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he disappeared. Only me and Little Red were left standing there.

Brother, let's play.

Anyway, I still chose to bring Xiaohong into the house. As soon as I came in, she began pestering me, insisting that I play with her.

All right. What to play?

Just play wrestling.

Wrestling? There's a girl on the other side.

But Xiaohong insisted that I wrestle with her. In the end, I had no choice but to agree. Although I know that my body is not very good, I will not lose to a girl. What's more, it's a girl who is so much shorter than me.

However, the opposite is true. With just one hand, Xiaohong easily threw me to the ground. Unconvinced, I got up and asked to fight again. However, several times in a row, I was all thrown to the ground by her, and I didn't even have the strength to fight back.

Not coming, not coming. After getting down for the 10th time, I finally couldn't take it anymore and offered to stop the fight.

But brother, people are very boring.

Bored, I have a way. I led her to my room. There's a computer in there.

What is this?

Computer. You haven't seen this before, have you?

She shook her head.

I had to teach her how to boot up, how to use the keyboard and mouse, all the same.

She's pretty smart, and it didn't take long for her to learn it all.

You're just playing with the computer right here, okay? I'm going to do my homework. I went out and left her alone in the house.

But it didn't take long for Xiaohong to run out of the house.

Brother, let's go in and take a look.

I hurriedly ran into the house, and I was dumbfounded by the scene in front of me. Because my poor keyboard and mouse were already miserable, and the parts were scattered all around.

What have you done?" I yelled at her. Did you smash them with a lot of force?

Nothing. It's really a very small force, very light and very light. It's like this.

She slapped the table. As a result, a palm print was left on the table.

Is that called gentle? Well, yes for her. Because Xiaohong is the boss of the gourd baby, she is extremely powerful. This is already very, very light for her.

You'd better go outside and play. I said helplessly.

So Xiaohong jumped out. I finally breathed a long sigh of relief and finally got out of this little trouble for a while. For the next few hours, nothing really happened, and everything was calm. I quietly finished my homework, reviewed today's lesson, and previewed tomorrow's lesson, and tidied up my room to get everything in order.

When I looked up, I saw that it was already ten o'clock in the evening. It suddenly occurred to me that Xiaohong was still outside. It's so late, and she's hanging out as a girl, and it's definitely dangerous. I hurriedly put on my coat, picked up my flashlight, and was about to go out to look for Xiaohong.

But just as I was about to leave the house, there was a knock on the door.

Is it Red's back? I hurriedly ran over and opened the door. Unexpectedly, it was not my sister Xiaohong who appeared at the door, but two tall policemen.

Hello. One of the policemen saluted me. Are you the child's older brother?

They gave way to both sides. This time I finally saw my sister Xiaohong. With a lollipop in his mouth, he looked innocent. Behind her, there were several other policemen, as well as a large group of angry people.

From the police, I finally knew what Xiaohong had done in the past few hours.

After leaving home, Xiaohong first walked around the neighborhood alone, and then met two girls who were about her age. They would love to jump bands, but there are no trees or other places to tie them. Therefore, I can't play jumping rubber bands, and I'm very frustrated.

Xiaohong said, it's okay, I can help you find two trees. The two girls were immediately overjoyed.

So Xiaohong ran to the east of the community, uprooted two old poplar trees that had grown there for decades, which were seven stories high, and took the two big trees to the two girls.

How's that, are these two trees okay?

The two girls were already frightened when they saw this situation. They screamed, and in an instant they were gone. Xiaohong was left standing there alone.

Xiaohong had to go and play with the boys. Not far away is a basketball court where a group of boys play basketball.

Can you let me join you?

Girls also play basketball, and they are still wearing skirts, isn't it inconvenient to move?

But Xiaohong insisted on fighting, and the boys had to let her join.

As a result, Xiaohong not only pushed several boys to the ground in one go. He also threw the basketball from one side of the court to the other by throwing the shot put. The basketball was thrown too high and flew over the baffle, one flying so far away that it smashed the glass of the family and hit an elderly man who was standing on the balcony.

When the boys saw that they were in trouble, they ran away. Xiaohong had no choice but to leave.

In the following time, Xiaohong left the community and went to an Internet café, a game hall, a gym and a bookstore.

You can imagine the results. The computers in the Internet café, the game consoles in the game arcade, the gym equipment, and the books in the bookstore were all smashed, damaged and torn by her poisonous hands.

The other party finally couldn't bear it anymore and called the police. However, Xiaohong not only broke the handcuffs at once, but also injured several policemen, and finally overturned and smashed a police car! The final result was that the policemen had to give her a lollipop to arrest her.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I apologized to everyone vigorously, said all the good things I could think of in my life, and paid a sum of money to finally settle the matter, and reluctantly sent everyone away.

Oh my God, how did I get such a sister!

It's time to go to bed. Little Red pestered me to sleep with me and told me stories to listen to. But I'm already sleepy. I can't even open my eyes.

Cinderella...... In the forest...... Encounter the Seven Dwarfs...... and the Big Bad Wolf......

No, brother, you're wrong. It was Snow White who met the seven dwarfs. It was Little Red Riding Hood who met the big bad wolf. Little Red corrects my mistakes.

But I was so sleepy that my head was like a paste and I couldn't remember anything, and my mind was getting more and more blurry. Eventually, I closed my eyes and fell asleep completely.

When I woke up the next day, I looked at the clock, and my God, seven fifty-five! Eight o'clock was in class! No matter how much I ran, I couldn't get to school in five minutes! I had to be late. It's over, what can I do?

The voice woke up Xiaohong, who was still sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and sat up, still looking at me with a sleepy expression.

What's wrong, brother?

It's all you, I have to tell you a story, I'm going to be late now!

My brother won't be late. I can take you to school. It's fast.

Really? I put on my clothes and went out with her.

Brother, where is the school?

Over there. I pointed in the direction of the school.

Okay, got it. After Xiaohong finished speaking, she lifted me up at once.

Before I could say anything, she had already thrown me in the direction of the school at once.

For the first time in my life, I experienced what it was like to fly. Like a cannonball out of a boring cannonball, I rushed into the sky at great speed. The wind swept around me at breakneck speed. My eyes were blown away, so I had to close them tightly, not knowing where I had flown to.

Zhang Shan. The teacher is on roll call.

Arrive.

Lehi.

Arrive.

Ling Tian.

...... Arrive.

With a crackling thud, I smashed the glass of the classroom and fell face down on the floor in full view of everyone. Naturally, the sharp pain is needless to say. It was the first time in my life that I had experienced this way of going to school. But that's just the beginning.