Chapter 1 Don't Die Tomorrow

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A few days ago.

For the first time, there was a person who died of overwork in the exploration room, and it is said that he called 5 cat-tailed girls before he died, which was very cruel.

But I didn't expect to be resurrected the day before I was buried!

As the protagonist and traverser of this matter, Lin Xu is sad.

Black Street

As the worst place in human society, it is full of many illegal trades, and it is a crime to sell humanoid elves.

In the market, every strong man will hold chains in his hands, and the one trapped in the locks is a humanoid elf covered in scars.

Lin Xu sat on his own small wooden bench and looked helplessly at the pedestrians who were buying and selling, but he didn't say anything.

Because this world is like this, even if it is forbidden, what can be done.

It's a money deal.

"Lin Xu, don't explore the seclusion, I'll have a treat." Lu Xiaotian didn't know when he walked behind Lin Xu and looked at him with a sly expression.

Lu Xiaotian, who is twenty-eight years old, is the person with the deepest memory since he crossed, if nothing else, just because he invited his body owner to exhaust himself last time to explore the secluded place.

So there was no good tone to reply: "Can you be quiet, for fear that others won't know about our exploration." ”

"Don't worry, even if I don't say it, the whole city knows that you called five cattails! You're famous. ”

Lin Xu also didn't expect that the first time in his life to cross and become famous for the first time was in this way.

Shame, shame!

Thinking about it, I didn't even hold a girl's hand in my previous life, so I was saddled with this infamy, which really shouldn't be.

What's even more infuriating is that he was actually blacklisted by Tanyoufang.

Life is one less joy!

"I'm going to go by myself, and I'm not going to have a treat!"

Lin Xu's expression was firm, his eyes were hot, and then he added, "Can you discount the treat!" ”

"Fuck off!"

Hearing Lin Xu's words, Lu Xiaotian gave up, and hurriedly left Lin Xu's stall and ran to that mysterious place.

Looking at his empty stall, Lin Xu shook his head helplessly, and reached out to touch his shriveled pocket.

Shyness in the bag!

At this time, I had to turn on the shouting mode.

As an angry young man in the 21st century, how can it be that he can't shout.

"Don't miss it when you pass by, two thousand soup spoons, five thousand night pots! Don't miss out! Lin Xu took the tattered fan in his hand and kept fanning the objects on the stall.

It smells of a liar.

As soon as the shouting came out, it immediately attracted a group of people, if nothing else, just because a soup spoon costs 2,000 one.

At this time, a woman wearing a hat walked over, slowly squatted down, pointed at the soup spoon with her slender fingers and asked, "What soup spoon costs 2,000, is it inlaid with gold?" Isn't this a proper fraud? ”

Seeing that a guest finally asked, Lin Xu turned on the nonsense mode: "Eh, you don't understand this, this is the spoon that Pan Jinlian used to poison Wu Dalang!" Priceless. ”

So under Lin Xu's nonsense, the story of Wu Dalang being poisoned by Pan Jinlian was vivid.

It's just a slight change.

"This Pan Jinlian is so great, regardless of everyone's opposition, she pursues her own love, she is simply a model!"

But as long as an object is given a tragic story, the value is directly doubled.

This is not immediately fooled.

The woman picked up the soup spoon and looked at it carefully, her eyes were full of admiration, and then the man behind the team said, "Steward Zhang, I will buy this spoon, you can take the money!" ”

"Miss, we have to hurry with all our money! Besides, this person knows that he is a liar at a glance! The housekeeper surnamed Zhang obviously saw Lin Xu's blind compilation, and said to Taki Ya in a low voice.

Lin Xu also listened to their voices roughly.

You can't just let your business go away.

Hurriedly said: "Eh, you can bargain!" As long as you open your mouth, I'm sure I'll be able to accept it, no two prices! ”

Takiya thought for a moment, no matter how expensive things are, it's not easy to cut too much, and after thinking about it, he said, "How about twenty!" ”

"Deal!"

Without hesitation, without any thought!

Earn nineteen for nothing!

Hearing that the price was so cheap, Takiya directly took out her twenty, as if she had won a big bargain, "Deal!" ”

"Congratulations to Miss for getting a Pan Jinlian soup spoon, you have picked up a big bargain!"

In case they regretted it, Lin Xu picked up the money, immediately rolled the cloth directly, turned around and ran.

Seeing that the liar ran away so quickly, the housekeeper behind him was a little untenable, "Miss, you are confused, you are obviously a liar!" ”

After Lin Xu disappeared in front of them, Taki Ya changed her expression and instantly became cold, "Aren't you and I coming to the city to win the hearts of the people, starting with small things." ”

As she spoke, she stroked her head through the covered hat.

"The hatred of cutting off ears is not shared, and the treaty of all living beings should have been abolished a long time ago!"

Looking at the humanoid elves who were beaten all over the black street, her expression was hideous.

"Acquired the humanoid elves!"

"Yes Miss!"

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Today's net income is 19 yuan!

Let's go, burn incense

Lin Xu has only three hobbies in this world: playing games, exploring the secluded, and burning incense.

As for burning incense, in modern terms, it is barbecue, or skewers.

Of course, there is no atmosphere for one person to burn incense.

Others have big ambitions and lofty ambitions, either revenge to save their mothers or divorce and be invincible, what is thirty years and thirty years.

Either the system is around, or the blood is in the body.

And what about yourself!

Ay!

"Two hundred and five, I'll burn incense for you today!" Lin Xu pulled back his thoughts, bowed his head and said.

Two hundred and five is a dog, an ugly dog that is not black and autumn, but fortunately, he has always been dependent on Lin Xu.

Realized the freedom of petting the dog.

Night.

The place where Lin Xu lives is located in a small tree shed in the wilderness, and after his own transformation, it already has the appearance of a small bungalow.

Although the house is not big, it can only accommodate one person's daily life, but Lin Xu doesn't seem to care, a bamboo bed full of black spots and a yellowed quilt are the only places he sleeps.

Outside the courtyard, a man and a dog sat next to the barbecue grill, the sporadic firelight flickered on and off, and the skewers on it also exuded the fragrance he deserved.

Lin Xu picked up a string and handed it to the two hundred and five who were already drooling, "Take it and reward you!" ”

"Wangwang"

Two hundred and fifty-one bites of the skewers and feasted on them, enjoying it very much.

Next, he also picked up a skewer, leaned close to his nose and sniffed, "This dog meat smells good!" ”

Dog meat!?

You say it's dog meat!?

The two hundred and five on the side seemed to understand human speech, and the dog meat that had not been bitten in their mouths was vomited.

"Woo Woo ......." (Meaning, you're a real dog!) )

Seeing the appearance of two hundred and five screaming and spitting out, Lin Xu was amused, "Two hundred and five, you are really two hundred and five, this is not dog meat!" ”

Saying that, Lin Xu brought another grilled skewer to the two hundred and five, "Come and eat one!" ”

Then under Lin Xu's gaze, the two hundred and five walked away with a grin.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to glance at Lin Xu.

"Two hundred and five, what do you say the person who killed me will find out that I'm still alive!"

Maybe it's inadvertent, or it's been a long time since anyone has said this to anyone at this time, and at this moment he actually said this to a dog.

After speaking, Lin Xu took the grilled skewers to the two hundred and five, and said gently: "Na, this is a mutton skewer!" It's all up to you. ”

After extinguishing the fire, Lin Xu did not go to lie on the bed as usual, but ran to a place far away from the house to lay on the floor.

"I hope I don't die tomorrow!"

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