Chapter 13: This Damn Harmless Man and Beast!
Teach Mama Xi to deliberately bend her old waist and come to the blue wolf king.
Mama Jiao Xi said to the blue wolf king very playfully: "Great king, the old slave has come to confess to you. β
The blue wolf king watched as Mama Jiao Xi was crying with her bloody mouth open. He shuddered.
But then again, this is the first time that Mama Jiao Xi is an old man in the palace, and this is the first time that she has lost her temper like this.
The Blue Wolf King straightened up, cleared his voice, and asked with a little majesty, "What are you doing?" β
Mama Xi rolled her eyelids, noticing that the Blue Wolf King had begun to pay attention to her. So, she hurriedly wiped away her non-existent tears, sorted out her makeup, and turned to the topic: "The rough maid in the palace, the old slave can't be taught." He came to confess his sins to the king. Please ask the king to be smart! β
"Sss The Blue Wolf King frowned, thinking to himself, even this old woman can't handle it, who else can teach Ah Man?
The blue wolf king looked at Mama Jiao Xi again, but he didn't expect Ah Man to force others to this.
The Blue Wolf King thought of Ah Man's various behaviors after entering the palace, and he couldn't help but feel sympathy and sympathy for Mama Jiaoxi.
Then, the blue wolf king waved his hand and said, "That's it, this king is looking for another teacher to teach Mama, but if it really can't be done, this king will teach it himself." β
Mama Jiaoxi was shocked, when had you heard that the Blue Wolf King also served as a teacher. So she immediately broke her head and said, "Your Majesty, aren't you tormenting the old slave?" You are the Ninety-Five Supreme, go teach a rough maid, that's absolutely unacceptable! β
The Blue Wolf King still waved his hand and said impatiently, "This king said that he would make it." You step back first. β
Mama Jiao Xi looked at the Blue Wolf King in a daze, completely forgetting her intention. Therefore, until she walked out of the door of the Vast Palace, Mama Jiao Xi did not realize her wish to return to her hometown to care for the elderly.
As soon as Mama Jiao Xi left, Ah Man stood at the door of the Vast Palace, watching her back gradually disappear in a daze.
Ah Man thought to himself, teach Mama Xi to leave? I haven't taught her how to read!
So, Ah Man wore flowerpot shoes, swept the ground with light skills, and jumped into the vast palace with a "whoosh".
The guards could not stop them. The main thing is that this person has a special identity, and they deliberately release water.
The Vast Palace was like a gust of wind.
The Blue Wolf King put his hands in front of his face to prevent the parchment scroll on the case from raising and slapping his face.
In a few moments, the wind stops.
The Blue Wolf King frowned and asked, "How do you learn the rules and how do you walk?!" β
Ah Man didn't salute, let alone bow down. Standing directly, he said to the Blue Wolf King: "Such a light way of floating on the water is really taught by Mama!" β
Mama Jiaoxi, who had gone away, couldn't help but sneeze, she rubbed her nose and wondered, who was thinking about her?
The Blue Wolf King was so angry that his mouth was half open, and he trembled for a long time.
Ah Man then added: "Teach Mama Xi not as fast as me." As the saying goes, blue out of blue! β
The blue wolf king was angry and slapped directly on the case: "Bastard! β
Ah Man immediately gritted his teeth and said, "That's it, bastard!" Mama didn't teach me how to read and left! β
The Blue Wolf King stroked his forehead, obviously angry, he said with a headache: "Teach Mama Xi to leave, it's not you who are angry!" β
Ah Man tilted his head: "How is it possible?" I don't care, you mean what you say, otherwise, I'll leave too! After speaking, Aman's eyes were shining.
The Blue Wolf King gritted his teeth and thought hatefully, although he was not afraid of Ah Man's departure, once Ah Man left, he would catch her back once.
However, I have to chase to the foot of Cangshan, tired!
Well, it's not cost-effective. Teach her a few words first, and then get rid of this matter.
So, the blue wolf king lowered his eyes and pursed his lips, and said with determination: "Pen, ink, paper, and inkstone are waiting." You sharpen the ink for me, and I'll teach you to write a few words! β
Ah Man went to get the four treasures of the study room in a good way.
Ah Man has wanted to touch these things for a long time, and he looks very tall.
It's a pity that Ah Man can't eat enough since he was a child, let alone these vassal and elegant things.
The last time the blue wolf king taught her to write, it was by the bath dipped in water. This time, the four treasures of the study room were dispatched, and it seemed that the blue wolf king was going to move seriously.
Ah Man couldn't put down these pen, ink, paper and inkstones, and was very satisfied with the sincerity of the Blue Wolf King.
The Blue Wolf King watched in a daze, carefully caressing these objects over and over again. He rubbed his nose. Remind yourself not to be crooked.
The blue wolf king's heart of pity paused, and he rolled up his sleeves and planned to seriously teach Ah Man to write a few words.
He proudly said to Aman: "Grinding ink! β
"Whoa!" A man replied.
The Blue Wolf King's heart was really boiling, although he felt a little strange when he listened to Ah Man's answer, but he didn't care about her at all.
Then I saw Aman holding the ink and playing circles on the inkstone, and the more she grinded, the faster she grinded, the more energetic she became!
Until, the inkstone actually rose! Finish! Niter! Smoke!
The Blue Wolf King trembled and turned his head to look at the inkstone, and in an instant, the ink was centered on the ink in Ah Man's hand, splashing in all directions, sprinkling the Blue Wolf King's face!
Ink on the forehead, nose, cheeks, and beard!
"Tick!" A drop of ink finally fell on the desk.
Ah Man looked at the funny appearance of the Blue Wolf King, swallowed his saliva, and then laughed ha.
The Blue Wolf King blew his beard and glared angrily.
Ah Man stretched out his hand and pulled the beard of the Blue Wolf King and said, "You are young, what kind of beard do you grow, you look old." β
Xuanyuan Junyu pretended to be old and snorted heavily.
How could Ah Man know that Xuanyuan Junyu ascended the throne at a young age, and the ministers bullied him for not being old and stable enough, saying that he didn't have any hair, and he wanted to override him directly.
forced Xuanyuan Junyu to grow a beard, and then killed a hundred people, and finally became a tyrant.
Since then, all the ministers have been in awe of Xuanyuan Junyu.
With military power in hand and monarchy in sight, who would dare to bully Xuanyuan Junyu, a young monarch, again!
Ah Man straightened Xuanyuan Junyu's head to the side, and then everyone looked at each other.
Xuanyuan Junyu looked at Ah Man's eyes, the woman in front of him was soft and lovely, her eyes were pure and clear, and she looked harmless to humans and animals. So, most of the accident just now was an unintentional mistake, right?
The Blue Wolf King decided to forgive Aman.
However, Ah Man blinked his eyes and slowly pursed his red lips.
The Blue Wolf King's heart fluttered. Aman, this is going to kiss him, the sincerity of this apology is full.
The corners of the Blue Wolf King's mouth couldn't help but rise, and then he pouted cooperatively.
At this moment, Ah Man suddenly blew hard at the beard of the Blue Wolf King. It blew straight up the two beards of the Blue Wolf King.
The blue wolf king's round lips felt the wind!
Blue Wolf King: !! This damn harmless to humans and animals!
Then, Ah Man was very naΓ―ve, and said to the blue wolf king very carelessly: "If it is dry, there will be no more ink dripping." You can also dye your beard black by the way. Tut! β