Chapter 3 Hug your thighs
On the first day of wearing this other world, Yuan Bao was happy to mention the coffin villa.
The day after wearing another world, Yuan Bao attempted suicide and died in the plan to go home.
On the third day of wearing another world, Yuan Bao sat on the phoenix chariot and received the benefits of a lifetime tour of the palace.
Inside the phoenix, the ingots girl in a phoenix robe squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and she leaned out of the window and saw the Fengning Palace, which was square and living like a cage in front of her, and the ingots were very melancholy.
"This is the palace, as soon as you enter the palace gate, it is as deep as the sea, hahaha, it's good."
The canonization ceremony ended early in the morning, just waiting for the queen to stay in the middle palace, the emperor and queen to tie the knot, and the gift was completed.
The ingots dressed in phoenix robes had been in good order for a whole day, and at this time, they were helped into the hall by the eunuch and palace maid, and collapsed on the bed with a weak body and no image.
"It's over!"
She put on a big zigzag shape, and occupied the whole bed very arrogantly, and the palace maids who were waiting with her looked panicked when they saw this, "Niangniang, sit down quickly!" Your Majesty will be here in a moment, but don't lose your proportion. ”
When Yuan Bao heard this, his face fell, "Emperor? What is he doing on the big night? ”
The palace maids are inexplicable, and the lady doesn't even understand this big wedding ceremony?
"Niangniang, it's night, and Your Majesty is going to come for a big wedding."
"What courtesy?"
"It's a joint ceremony, and there is ......"
Speaking of the palace maids, their expressions were vague, and Yuan Bao was half-understood, "What else?" ”
"Also, the gift of husband and wife."
The palace maids covered the corners of their mouths and waited aside, all of them full of shyness, but Yuan Bao secretly clenched his fists and was indignant, wanting me to have a husband and wife ceremony with the dog emperor?
Dream!
She hasn't forgotten how she was tricked into the palace by him!
"You guys go out, I want to be quiet."
The palace maids retreated according to the words, and the ingots began to take care of their own clothes, and the Xipa and phoenix crown on their heads were thrown to the table, and the bright red phoenix robe on her body was taken off at will. Hmph, I'll let you take advantage of the excitement and return home! ”
It's just waiting left and right, but there is no shadow of the emperor, the Yuanbao girl wondered, what about the wedding ceremony of the emperor and queen sleeping together?
Another hour passed, and the gate of Fengning Palace was still untouched, and the palace maids outside the house began to talk to each other.
"Do you say that Your Majesty dislikes our mother? Why haven't you seen anyone after the auspicious time? ”
"It's been a second watch, if Your Majesty has the heart to come, can you wait until now?"
Yuan Bao listened to the crack in the door, and his mood gradually began to become irritable, this dog emperor does not play cards according to common sense.
"I see, nine times out of ten, the mother is unpleasant, and His Majesty can't look down on it."
Well?
Hearing this ingot, she narrowed her eyes and was indignant, "The old lady still looks down on him!" ”
If you don't listen to Wang Ba's chanting, he loves to come or not!
Yuan Bao was just about to withdraw to the bed to rest, and listened to the palace maid chattering outside:
"Although Niangniang is the daughter of the richest man, and her mother's family is rich enough to rival the country, but after all, she comes from the people, and in terms of words and deeds, compared to the Liu beauty in Zhangyi Palace, it is far worse, and eighty percent of it is not in the eyes of His Majesty."
"I heard from the eunuchs outside, Your Majesty just drank too much, and was originally going to enter the palace, but for some reason, I turned my head to Zhangyi Palace, it seems that this Liu beauty is still in holy favor!"
"That's not, no matter what else, Liu Meiren's peerless appearance alone is already beyond the reach of ordinary people, not to mention the friendship with His Majesty's childhood sweetheart."
If other ingots can be directly ignored, but the bad thing is that they are compared with other women, and after this comparison, they find that there is still half of the difference, which is a bad thing.
"That Liu beauty, is it really that beautiful?"
She came out of the door coldly, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she scared the palace maids outside, knowing that she had chewed the root of her tongue, and the palace maids trembled.
"The slave is speechless!"
"Mother's atonement!"
At this time, the ingots were all on the Liu beauty, so why didn't they care, they just asked: "Emperor Qiong went to Zhangyi Palace at night?" ”
When the palace maids heard her title at first glance, they all had relatives in their hearts, "Hui Niangniang, it is said that it is." ”
Good guy, is the Dog Emperor really going to let her stay alone in the empty room?
Seeing that the sky was dark, but the emperor who should have come to the door a long time ago did not move, and the ingots, who had always been calm, were not calm.
"How to get to Zhangyi Palace?"
"Niangniang, Zhangyi Palace is close, go out of the palace gate and go to the left for a hundred meters."
The palace maids answered all questions, all of them hung their heads honestly, afraid that the mother would blame, but when they saw the mother slipping around, they quickly took the phoenix robe and put it on and were in a hurry to go out.
"Mother, what are you?"
I saw Yuanbao's bulging face, and said hatefully: "Look for him!" ”
After passing through the palace gate, turning left for a hundred meters, the ingots killed Zhangyi Palace, followed by a palace female eunuch, but their faces were anxious.
The master is making such a big noise at this time, and there may be something coming out of this palace tomorrow.
Without waiting for everyone to dissuade him, Yuan Bao had already stepped into Zhangyi Palace.
When the eunuch guarding the door saw the queen coming, his eyes widened, "Your Majesty, the queen has arrived!" ”
The little eunuch shouted into the hall with his voice, as if he was afraid that the people inside would not hear, Yuan Bao sneered, glared at the eunuch with slanted eyes, and then pushed open the door of the hall.
The scene in the hall is exactly the same as the picture of the ingot's brain supplement, the golden silk nanmu bed, a beautiful woman only wearing a thin veil to reveal a large piece of white and tender skin lying on the bed, revealing half of her face is charming and enchanting, the emperor is drunk and leaning on her chest, obviously the show is just halfway through.
"Tut, it's better to come early than to come at a good time."
Yuan Bao touched her chin, looked at the two people on the bed with a flowing look, her eyes were full of schadenfreude, and seeing that the emperor's happy clothes were still neatly dressed, she subconsciously calmed down.
It's okay, it's still in time.
Sensing that the door of the temple was wide open, the beauty in the bed opened her eyes, and when she saw the ingots staring at her in a daze outside the door, the beauty suddenly screamed.
"Ahhhh
"Bold! Who dares to trespass into Zhangyi Palace! ”
"Why don't you pull me down and kill me with a cane!"
The beauty was furious, and her true form was revealed.
Her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she looked very ugly when she was angry about being ruined by someone and doing good things, and Yuan Bao looked at it with interest, and she was in a good mood.
Liu Meiren is beautiful, but she can't stand the babble, this babble, like a street shrew.
"Cut, what kind of elegance should I be, but that's it."
Emperor: Okay?
It's a lot of flavor.
At this time, the drunken emperor got up from the bed slowly, and his misty eyes swept the ingots at the door lazily, touching the wedding dress of the same color as himself on her body, and the emperor became clear.
"Queen? Why are you here? ”
When Liu Meiren heard this, her face turned pale.
What did she just say? Want to kill the queen with the scepter? Oh my God.
He rolled off the bed and knelt down respectfully on the ground, "Welcome to the Queen." ”
Under the low eyelids, her eyes were shining, and this night was exactly what she wanted.
Yuanbao's face at this time was not much better, and the roots of her teeth itched when she looked at the ignorant emperor, "Your Majesty is so interested, on the night of the wedding, come to the beauty here to turn the phoenix upside down?" ”
The emperor was slightly embarrassed, and when he looked into the bed, he saw the messy futon and the beauty's clothes half-exposed......
"This ......"
After realizing something, the emperor scratched the back of his head, and his mind began to be confused, obviously he went to Fengning Palace, why did he come here?
"I'm sorry, I drank too much and went to the wrong place."
He glanced at Liu Meiren apologetically, got up decisively from the bed, picked up the ingots and walked out, "Go back to the palace, the wedding ceremony is not over yet." ”
The Dog Emperor is so honest?
The anger in Yuanbao's heart was inexplicably suppressed, and when she saw the hands of the two of them shaking hands at this moment, her heart moved, but in an instant, she returned to calm.
The wedding ceremony of the emperor and queen was busy until the third watch, because the ingots swore to resist the ceremony of husband and wife, the emperor couldn't, and he was so drunk that he was dizzy, and finally fell asleep by himself.
The next day, when the mothers changed into new bedding and did not find the slightest trace of virgin blood on the mattress, their expressions suddenly became delicate.
Soon after, the news that the queen mother was alone in the empty room last night, the queen mother was fierce and jealous in words and deeds, and the queen mother's wedding night was disheveled and made a big disturbance in the Zhangyi Palace.
Yuanbao followed the emperor to Kunning Palace to ask for peace, and listened to the palace maids and eunuchs whispering behind her back, and his heart was half cold.
As soon as he entered the palace, he became discredited, how can he mix it up in the future?
"Your Majesty, you know what happened last night, when did I make a big fuss in Zhangyi Palace?"
It's just a matter of going to see the Spring Palace!
The emperor glanced at her and replied nonchalantly: "How do outsiders want to be free, what do they have to do with you?" ”
"But they slandered and spread rumors about me!"
The emperor frowned, and said coldly: "Where is the slander?" Didn't you get disheveled last night? ”
Yuan Bao remembered the appearance of a sloppy man in a phoenix robe last night who broke into Zhangyi Palace, and suddenly choked.
How did you forget this stubble? Sloppy.
"What do you say about slandering me for being fierce and jealous!"
The emperor paused as he took a step forward, then turned his head to look at her, "Aren't you jealous?" ”
"Jealous ghost!"
"Then what did you do when you broke into Zhangyi Palace?"
“……”
Yuan Bao choked again, wasn't the old lady stimulated by the palace maids' nonsense!
Looking at the indifferent emperor in front of him, Yuan Bao was depressed, in the final analysis, it was this dog emperor who didn't pay attention to himself, so many rumors came out of thin air!
There are countless women in this palace, she, the queen, has just arrived, and she has no one to rely on, so won't she let others pinch and rub it in the future?
Thinking of this, Yuan Bao began to have a headache, where to find a strong background that can cover himself?
Her father? Far outside the palace, the emperor of the mountain is far away.
Emperor? No, the dog emperor doesn't talk about martial arts, it's very insidious, and it's unreliable!
After thinking about it, Yuan Bao hit the idea on the queen mother of Kunning Palace.
No matter how big the emperor is, can he still screw his mother? When she coaxed the Queen Mother, what are you afraid of this dog emperor doing?
"Hey, hey, hey, this method is very good, very good!"
The abacus crackled in his heart, Yuan Bao couldn't stop himself from being happy, the emperor suddenly paused in front of him, turned his head to look at her like a fool, "Empress, was stimulated last night?" ”
Yuan Bao was inexplicable, "No." ”
How do you know that the emperor came and said, "If you are not stimulated, how can you be stupid?" ”
Good and dignified, talking to yourself and smirking?