Chapter 30 It's better to be the queen mother
Seeing that the emperor's chief eunuch Mei Desheng came to the palace again, the ingots girl subconsciously thought that the emperor was going to make things difficult for her again, and in line with the 'strategic principle' of shrinking more things than less things, the ingots who were used to bending and stretching retracted back to the desk very spinelessly.
Mei Desheng entered the hall, and Yuan Bao pretended to pick up the book of the Female Analects and reluctantly read it.
secretly poked and scolded the emperor in his heart for being shameless, and he didn't want to criticize her face for 50,000 taels.
This Medsheng smiled and walked towards the mother.
first bowed respectfully to her, and then bared his teeth and smiled at her very flatteringly.
"Please Queen Niang, the slave has come to report the good news to the mother!"
Yuan Baozheng was very depressed and looked at the female analects, and when he heard Mei Desheng say that he was here to report the good news, he raised his head in great confusion, "What kind of good news?" ”
It turned out that it wasn't to oversee her endorsement.
While she secretly breathed a sigh of relief, she listened to Mei Desheng say: "Back to Niangniang, tonight's escort is you, Niangniang!" Isn't that a happy event? ”
"Ahh
How did she almost forget this stubble!
At first glance, I heard that I had won the lottery tonight, and the heart of the ingot, my heart was full of joy in an instant, this is what she is looking forward to the stars and the moon waiting for!
"Is that true?"
Mei Desheng smiled and nodded, "How can there be a fake?" Your Majesty personally asked the servants to pass the decree, and the mother is ready to move to the Qianyang Palace at night! ”
This little eunuch was very excited, Yuan Bao looked puzzled for a while, and said in his heart The palace servant, what are you happy about!
Thinking of the fact that in order to get a chance to 'seduce' the emperor, she had smashed five taels of silver on this eunuch, and her mind became clear in an instant, and it was really good to use silver!
"Cough, Xiao Dezi's father-in-law has always been considerate to this palace, and this palace will remember your merits."
Yuan Bao was kind to this eunuch for the first time, Mei Desheng was flattered for a while, and after realizing what Niangniang meant, he couldn't help but feel weak in his heart, today's escort matter, but it has nothing to do with him, the person chosen by His Majesty himself, the credit is actually on himself?
"Mother's ......"
He just wanted to explain a few words of flattery, when he saw Yuhe coming over with a silver bag.
Silver!
The little eunuch thought about it for a moment, and simply shut his mouth.
Come on, talk less, charge more!
Don't give the money to your door in vain.
I saw that the queen was very modest, and Chong Yuhe said generously: "Yuhe, reward~"
The latter simply took the silver and stuffed it into Medsheng's hand.
Mei Desheng half-pushed, quickly put the silver into his arms, and swept away, oh, it's five taels again!
Rich, rich!
If this kind of good thing comes a few more times, the little eunuch feels that he is not far from the extravagant days of eating and drinking spicy food and spicy food.
"This, hehe, the mother is polite."
He clutched his silver and bowed his waist, looking as respectful as he was.
Yuanbao is in a good mood at the moment, and naturally everything is much more pleasing to the eye, "This is the reward of this palace, so take it, and you will have to worry more about your father-in-law in the future." ”
She said it cryptically, but Medsheng made sense of it.
It is natural to do things with silver.
"Yes, yes, thank you! The minions have to go back to their lives, so they will retreat first. ”
"Well, go ahead."
Yuan Bao waved his hand lightly, Mei Desheng retreated and went out with the silver, seeing him nodding and being obsessed with money, the Yuan Bao girl's heart suddenly brightened.
Silver is a good thing.
It seems that what should be spent in the future will still have to be spent.
After digesting the good news of the escort tonight for a while, as soon as I looked down and saw the female Analects on the table, Yuanbao Niangniang's bright little face was pulled, and her mood suddenly became complicated.
punish her for a while and ask her to sleep for a while, this emperor's mind is really unpredictable!
Just now he was so angry that he couldn't do it, and the good news came in less than a while, the heart of the ingots girl, up and down, the intuition was that there was a rope tied to the body and swaying back and forth on the edge of the cliff, and the emotion was called a big ups and downs.
This Mei Desheng took his five taels of silver back to the Qianyang Palace to resume his life, and when he entered the hall and saw that the emperor was still conscientiously reviewing the folds, Mei Desheng stepped forward with a smile on his face.
"Your Majesty."
The emperor raised his eyes lightly and swept over, as if he had no intention of asking, "Have you passed the decree?" ”
Mei Desheng covered the few taels of silver on his waist and was overjoyed, "Back to Your Majesty, the slave has just passed the decree, you can rest assured." ”
"Well, how did she memorize the female analects?"
The Analects of Women?
Mei Desheng couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, His Majesty inexplicably rewarded this girl's virtue, even if this day is not coming, do you still expect Niangniang to really be able to memorize it?
"Your Majesty......"
He hesitated for a while, and couldn't help but persuade, "In two days, with Niangniang's temperament, will it be too difficult for her?" ”
The emperor on the dragon case paused for a moment, and asked lightly: "Are you embarrassed?" ”
Hmph, it's just a shame.
He poked and poked the corners of his lips, and then looked at Mei Desheng, "Look at what you mean, it seems that she hasn't started to recite that woman yet?" ”
Medsheng was embarrassed for a moment, speechless for a moment.
Didn t you have a point in your heart, this female discourse that was just sent, and it didn't take long for your majesty to rush to pass the decree to accompany him, and he ran to fengning palace a few times in just one afternoon.
I don't know what His Majesty thinks!
Because of receiving the five taels of silver, Mei Desheng was very kind, and secretly indignant for the queen mother in his heart, but he didn't dare to say more to the emperor in his face, and only replied to him respectfully: "When the slave goes, the mother is about to see it, I'm afraid it's ...... It's going to take some time. ”
As soon as she heard that she was really just the beginning, Di Qiongye was happy, and this woman couldn't finish it in two days.
"That's right, wait for a while, let's go to Fengning Palace again, the reason, you think for yourself."
“……”
Medsheng's heart was broken at the moment.
What the hell is Your Majesty doing?
pondering and pondering, Mei Desheng realized a little bit of the doorway, that female virtue, the level is not enough to let the mother memorize it smoothly.
And the consequence of not completing that task is fifty thousand taels.
50,000 taels ......
Hey, thinking of the recent incident where His Majesty had a headache in the court, Mei Desheng had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly seemed to have penetrated the heavens!
"The minion is going to go now!"
He slipped out, and after a busy day, Mei Desheng took a gorgeous dress and went to Fengning Palace again.
The ingots girl of Fengning Palace was hindered by the obscenity of His Majesty the Emperor, and she was looking at the female virtue diligently at this time, and after a while, Father-in-law Mei Desheng came again.
Seeing him holding a women's dress at this moment, Yuan Bao was stunned, "Father-in-law, who are you?" ”
Mei Desheng was embarrassed for a while, "Hehe, Niangniang, Your Majesty has ordered the servants to come and give gifts." ”
"Gift-giving?"
She glanced at the gorgeous skirt in his hand, and was secretly happy in her heart, the emperor gave her a skirt!
Yuan Bao was happy, but he wondered for a while, "Is it really sent to me by His Majesty?" ”
Mei Desheng nodded hurriedly, "Isn't it! Niangniang's literary talent is outstanding, and your majesty is very happy today! You see, the minions have come over again. ”
He opened his eyes and talked nonsense, and Yuan Bao was suspicious, "But what's the matter with that female virtue?" ”
Torturing her while giving gifts?
Pain and pleasure?
Isn't the emperor a little fine-minded......
Yuan Bao secretly poked himself and pondered, Mei Desheng racked his brains to think of a way to explain, and felt that he was going crazy, his majesty was really not normal today.
"Hehe, Niangniang, Your Majesty, this is for your good, the rules in this palace are strict, and Niangniang is casual and casual, so it is ......"
In this way, you want the mother to learn etiquette and behave more rules in the future?
Mei Desheng said vaguely, and Yuan Bao listened patiently, and guessed eight or nine.
Well, maybe the emperor is well-intentioned?
The ingots girl nodded, and was about to inquire about something else, but Mei Desheng was frightened, afraid that she would continue to ask, so she hurriedly presented the dress in her hand, "Niangniang, this gift ......"
"Oh, Yuhe!"
Yuanbao motioned to the little palace maid to take it, and then smiled and said to Mei Desheng: "You ran away again, thank Your Majesty for this palace." ”
As she spoke, she brought another Yuhe silver reward, and when Mei Desheng saw it, his eyes lit up again, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, he still came to Fengning Palace to be comfortable~
"The mother is polite, the slave retires~"
After a while, Medsheng came back with his bulging pocket.
"Your Majesty, I just went to Fengning Palace, don't worry, Niangniang has no time to carry that girl's virtue, try on clothes now!"
When Emperor Qiongye heard this, his body and mind were comfortable, and he asked casually, "What excuse did you use to go this time?" ”
Mei Desheng smiled, slightly proud, "Back to Your Majesty, the servant just went to Shangyi Prison and sent the purple silk and emerald skirt to the mother!" ”
It was offered by the subject country before, and the fabric was rare and valuable, so it was right to send it to the queen.
Mei Desheng thought so in his heart, but when he didn't see his majesty, when he heard that it was the purple silk and emerald skirt, his brows were wrinkled and knotted!
"What is worth five thousand taels?"
Emperor Qiongye's voice was cold, Mei Desheng's neck shrank, and he began to be scared inexplicably, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, that's it." ”
“……”
The emperor was silent, his face darkened.
Father-in-law Medsheng's fragile little heart began to hang, and he couldn't help but start trembling with his hands and feet, "That'...... Minions are going to come back? ”
The emperor raised his eyes and glared at him viciously for a while, clenched his fists and endured it, and then his face ached, "That's it, just send it." ”
can't give up the child and can't trap the wolf, and give a slap to a sweet date.
Well, it's not impossible.
The Emperor comforted himself and finally calmed down.
Mei Desheng didn't dare to breathe on the side, and when he saw that His Majesty's face softened, he silently breathed a sigh of relief.
Unexpectedly, His Majesty is still a miser.
It's just a dress, but it's actually picking and searching, tsk, it's still the queen's mother.
The little eunuch remembered the bribe money he had just received, and his heart was dark, and when he was happy, his hand subconsciously touched the money bag on his waist.
It is cold and hard to the touch and heavy to the touch.
Grab a plate in your hand, oh yes, this damn crispy!
The familiar touch of the silver in his hand made Mei Desheng so beautiful that he was so drunk and sour that he didn't see His Majesty the Emperor staring at him with a disgusting face at the moment.
How could this eunuch's expression look like a prostitute girl?
So joyful, so rippling.
This obscene look only made His Majesty the Emperor feel unpleasant.
"Little Dezi, what are you doing?"
He looked at the very intoxicated Medsheng, and found that his hand was now groping in the bag at his waist.
Hey, this dog eunuch thinks about spring, where can you touch it?!
It turned out to be the bag on Medsheng's waist, and after being pounded by him for a while, he slipped on the straddle at some point.
So when the emperor noticed it, Mei Desheng was such a lewd and obscene virtue, his face was very complicated and stared for a while, and finally found that he stepped into the bag and was bulging, and Emperor Qiongye's eyebrows subconsciously raised.
"Money bags?"
When Mei Desheng heard the money, he reacted in a daze, "Yes, yes, the mother just rewarded it." ”
Five taels of silver before and after, a total of ten taels, silver, mine.
Hehehe
Mei Desheng is happy~