Chapter 45 On the way to bed, there are always people blocking it
Kotokuko: ??? Suddenly there was a feeling of punching the cotton.
Xiao Dezi thought to herself, is this the reaction that Miss Aman should have? He heard him right, right?
I rubbed my eyes and confirmed that it was true! Immediately, Xiao Dezi recited silently in the direction of the Vast Palace: "Your Majesty is wise, Your Majesty is like a god!" ”
Immediately after, I heard Shangguan Qingluan say to Aman: "Congratulations! ”
Ah Man responded: "I will definitely practice this skill to the fullest!" ”
Shangguan Qingluan hurriedly reminded again: "You remember not to be too brave, be light, don't toss Your Majesty to the point that you can't sleep well." ”
Little Dezi: !!
Xiao Dezi automatically made up the scene where Ah Man was on top and the Blue Wolf King was below. He silently muttered in his heart: It turns out that the barbarian girl is so brave! It seems that Your Majesty is blessed this time. I didn't expect Miss Aman to be so active and still be able to dominate the whole process. And the technology has reached the point of being superb? It's amazing, it's promising! It's a pity that he is a eunuch and does not have any clinical experience, he does not understand. Belch...... Let's go, this is really not what he should think about as a eunuch, it's too nerve-wracking!
Xiao Dezi is like this, dragging his mutilated body, and walking on this road full of regrets.
Looking at the back of Xiao Dezi in the distance, Ah Man asked: "Just now, Father-in-law De told me to prepare for my life." So, according to Father-in-law, what do I need to prepare? ”
Shangguan Qingluan pondered for a moment and said, "There is a full set of chess pieces in His Majesty's Palace. Actually, it's good if you bring someone over. ”
Ah Man's big eyes wandered around, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and said, "Ah! I see, I have something to bring. This thing is a must-have for bedtime. There are mosquitoes to repel mosquitoes, but there are no mosquitoes to repel evildoers. ”
Shangguan Qingluan followed Ah Man's gaze, and also locked on the Qianzhi who came from Concubine Yuan.
Shangguan Qingluan felt that he couldn't even stiffen his neck when he saw it, and he couldn't break it back. Shangguan Qingluan asked incredulously: "The thing you are talking about, could it be this mallet?" ”
Aman blinked his eyes and nodded earnestly.
Shangguan Qingluan was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth and said, "It's not necessary, right?" How can there be wicked people in Your Majesty's palace? ”
A Man's eyes flashed: "It's hard to say, isn't there no wicked person and no vicious dog?" ”
Shangguan Qingluan nodded innocently: "Well, such a serious and serious matter as a servant, you have to be cautious in order to protect Your Majesty." I believe that with you by your side, Your Majesty will feel very secure. Probably, he can sleep soundly, right? ”
Ah Man followed Shangguan Qingluan like a stream and said, "Maybe." I have my own way of getting him to sleep soundly. "Indeed, he refuses to sleep, so knock him out, won't he just knock him out? Save the wicked man of the blue wolf king and quarrel with her to play chess.
Shangguan Qingluan asked with a little worry: "It's just, will they let you bring weapons into the hall?" ”
Aman said, "I'm not a weapon. Didn't Your Majesty send this thing? I'm just borrowing it and using it to recite the sutras. "It may be the big wooden fish of the Blue Wolf King, and it will be rattling.
So, Ah Man, who claimed to be ready with Qianzhi on his shoulder, set off to the Heart Cultivation Hall with great dignity.
On the way, several little eunuchs hurriedly greeted them, and they were so anxious that they almost sweated.
The little eunuchs trotted with Aman all the way, trotting, and nagging in Aman's ear: "Beauty, are you just like this?" Don't have to take a shower and change clothes? ”
Ah Man said, "Didn't I take a shower last night?" It's not time to take a shower yet. Besides, I'm in good clothes. What do you do when you change clothes? Do you still want me to get back my shorts? ”
After speaking, Aman put Qianzhi on the ground with one hand and stood still. Speaking of the bloody skit. Aman really misses it. That's her robe! The clothes of a hundred battles, when worn to play chess, so that the marching array in the chess game is estimated to be more energetic!
The little eunuchs had a faint bad feeling. They wisely didn't talk about Aman's words, and they didn't mention bathing and changing clothes anymore.
After running away for a while, another little eunuch followed closely and said, "Beauty, beauty, you take this thing over, okay?" I'm afraid I've hurt Your Majesty by mistake. However, anyone who approaches His Majesty, unless he is a guard with a sword in front of the emperor, will ask to see the dragon and disarm. ”
Ah Man continued to walk with the Qianzhi nonchalantly, and said as he walked: "He is not a dragon. ”
"Hiss~" Suddenly unprepared to hear such unbridled words, the little eunuchs couldn't help but gasp.
Aman then said, "I'm not A. It is a holy vessel given by His Majesty to Concubine Yuan. Didn't Teach Mama Xi to say? Seeing His Majesty's things is like facing a king. You dare to be disrespectful to the holy weapon sent by the Blue Wolf King. ”
"Hiss~" The little eunuchs gasped again. Aman said that they were embarrassed.
There was also a little eunuch who said unwillingly: "Beauty, shouldn't we wrap you in a quilt and carry you away in a normal bed?" ”
Ah Man paused, and glanced at the little eunuch who said this dissatisfiedly: "You treat me as a cripple?" Shangguan nobles and Wusun Changzai do not have such treatment! ”
The little eunuch naturally understood that Shangguan nobles and Wusun Changzai did not have that treatment because His Majesty did not order it, and they did not need it. It's just that it's just this Dayue beauty, Gonggong De has hinted at them, and now His Majesty is afraid that he is going to come to the real thing, so let them wait for a while.
However, Ah Man's words have come to this point, and they seem to be unreasonable.
Just when the eunuchs were in trouble, a butterfly kite suddenly flew in the sky. It's a very big one.
The kite led the thick string and attacked Ah Man head-on.
It turned out to be the concubine Niu Colu Ruyue heard that there was a new concubine to sleep, and she couldn't sit still. In the past, there were concubines who were turned over to sleep, but it was just the blue wolf king who came to their palace to sit and leave. This kind of thing is commonplace and has never been taken seriously.
But since she heard that Shangguan Qingluan and Wusun Lanyu were actually brought back to the Heart Cultivation Palace, Niu Colu Ruyue knew that the Blue Wolf King was probably going to come this time.
Niu Colu Ruyue said with hatred: "Who is the demon who dares to disturb the harem." His Majesty didn't really come to this palace, but he really came to them. ”
Niu Colu Ruyue was very afraid that which concubine in the harem would be favored, and even gave birth to a dragon descendant first, which would make her concubine's status unsafe. So I decided to strike first.
She made Shangguan Qingluan and Wusun Lanyu's food mixed with child-avoiding medicine. When she learned that Ah Man was the next concubine to sleep, she decided to block Ah Man on the road.
Niu Co Lu Ruyue vowed to strangle everything in the cradle. This sentence was told to her by Tong Jiayuying at the beginning, and she felt very reasonable. Later, at the suggestion of Tong Jia Yuying, she sent a sachet containing musk to Concubine Qi. It was this series of precautionary operations that made her a concubine. After being promoted to the concubine, she talked about the reward for her meritorious deeds, and she also brought Tong Jia Yuying to make a show in front of the blue wolf king.
This time, with the assistance of Tong Jiayuying, she made such a butterfly kite, which was bound to stop Ah Man in the middle of the road.
Seeing the kite falling from the sky and flying closer and closer, the little eunuchs said, "Behold, a great bird has come up from the sky!" "No, no, it's a kite!"
As a result, Ah Man crossed his waist with one hand and supported the ground with a stick in the other, and said with an old god on his face: "No, it's a big one!" Mosquito! Child! "I told Shangguan Qingluan a long time ago that there will be mosquitoes, but she doesn't believe it.
Little Eunuch A: ......
Little Eunuch B: ......
Little Eunuch C: ......
Anyway, no one has ever seen such a big butterfly-like mosquito!!
The kite flew lower and lower, and finally hit it head-on. Several little eunuchs covered their heads and squatted down and exclaimed.
I saw that the one who referred to the butterfly as a mosquito was still standing there majestically and unmoving.
Just when the eunuchs were hesitating whether to pounce on Ah Man and make a great contribution to the protector, Ah Man raised the "holy weapon" sent by the Blue Wolf King. With a slight and dexterous wave, she condescendingly trampled the big kite under her feet.
The little eunuchs immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly stood up and praised Ah Man.
At this moment, Niu Co Lu Ruyue trotted over with Tong Jia Yuying with a spool.
But. Niu Colu Ruyue pointed to Ah Man's feet with a treacherous look and said, "Yo, my kite ......"
Ah Man swept the non-existent dust on his feet and said, "Ah, my feet! ”
Tong Jiayuying: !!
Niu Colu Ruyue stabilized her mind, she adjusted her posture again, rushed over in shock, picked up the butterfly kite, and looked at it with regret to see if there was any damage.
Seeing this, Ah Man had to seriously check whether his feet were injured. After the inspection, you have to check to see if the child has been broken. Alas!
After confirming that the kite was actually intact, Niu Colu Ruyue looked at Tong Jiayuying in a wistful manner, as if she was asking Tong Jiayuying for help?
Tong Jiayuying frowned, stepped forward smartly, and also looked at the kite.
After a while, I finally saw her look like she had successfully touched porcelain.
I only heard Tong Jiayu Yingzhi say with satisfaction: "Oh, you see, the concubine's kite has been trampled on by you." ”
Ah Man also followed and said, "Look, the soles of my shoes are all stained by your kite. "There's no way, Aman doesn't know how to touch porcelain terms so well, so he has to learn a little bit like everyone else. As the saying goes, live to learn from the old, the gentleman is not chaotic in danger, and there must be my teacher in the threesome!
Tong Jiayuying was robbed by A Man again and was speechless: !!
At this time, it was Niu Colu Ruyue who stabilized her mind. With her powerful aura that has been in the high position of the concubine for many years, she pressed towards Ah Man with a domineering voice.
Niu Colu Ruyue asked: "Is your broken shoes valuable, or my kite valuable?" ”
Aman said, "Is your broken kite valuable, or my shoes valuable?" ”
Niu Colu was like a knot, Tong Jiayuying stepped forward and explained with a serious face: "Naturally, the concubine's kite is valuable." You see, this is well-made, and it can be seen that a lot of manpower and material resources have been spent! ”
A Man said: "My shoes are issued in the palace, I don't know if the workmanship is excellent, but you dare to say that the things in Your Majesty's harem are inferior?" ”