Forty-two, Brother Yu flew
"I know, I know, Gao Mi will discuss something with you, don't pull my pants, you won't be able to pull my pants, and you will take off my pants after a while. Shan Dayu's clothes have been damaged recently, and when Gao Mi pulled Shan Dayu's pants just now, Shan Dayu clearly heard his pants make a stabbing moan; groan, and then a cool breeze poured in from behind his buttocks, and it was like no one was in a no-man's land between his crotch, it must have been opened. Confirming this fact, and seeing the worried eyes projected by Li Ting and Jiang Shufen, even Shan Dayu, who has always been cheeky, couldn't help blushing slightly.
"Running naked is better than being smashed into a pie, Brother Yu, do you choose to have pants and not to die? Seriously, if you really choose this, I don't think it can't fulfill you for the sake of our revolutionary friendship. Hahaha" Gao Mi obviously also heard the sound of the cloth tearing, and he didn't care about Shan Dayu's life at first, but he was at Shan Dayu's feet, and it was impossible not to look up. When the situation stabilized a little, Gao Mi looked up and was immediately happy.
"Okay, Gao Mi, you kid is taking the opportunity to take revenge, I can be considered to understand, the smallest one is you. You let go of me, fat man, I recognize that you have to die with dignity, and you will never steal your life. Shan Dayu shouted happily, but his feet hooked Gao Mi's elbow, for fear that Gao Mi would make a mistake and let go, then he would be wronged by Shan Dayu's death compared to Dou E.
"Got it, got it. Brother Yu, you agree to die standing up, never live on your knees, I understand, I understand, then now you can come down. Even if Gao Mi is an idiot, it is impossible to take Shan Dayu's words seriously, Gao Mi said as he dragged Shan Dayu's ankle and pulled it down.
In fact, Jiang Shufen didn't lie at first, her husband was indeed less than 200 catties, and more than 190 catties. But Li Ting forgot to calculate the gravity of the rattan frame, you must know that Jiang Shufen deliberately made an oversized rattan frame in order for her husband to be safe. As a result, the weight of the rattan frame and the middle-aged fat man exceeded the weight of Shan Dayu, so this little accident happened after Gao Mi loosened the rattan. And now Gao Mi grabbed Shan Dayu, the gravity of the two of them combined was obviously greater than that of the rattan box and the fat man, and Li Ting also went over to help, so it took almost no effort for Gao Mi to pull Shan Dayu back to the ground.
As soon as Shan Dayu returned to the ground, the three of them quickly slowly put the rattan frame back on the ground.
"Husband!" Jiang Shufen shouted, and before the hanging frame could land completely, she cried that people had rushed up. Who said that husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes, seeing that Jiang Shufen and his husband are in the last days, and they are still so united and friendly. Li Ting couldn't help but be moved by the feelings behind them, and in the future, she must also find someone to cover her face shyly, I won't explain it here, you can make up for it by yourself, hehehe. }
Who knew that after a long while, Jiang Shufen was still crying on the frame, but Jiang Shufen's husband didn't move at all. That fat big brother won't be scared to death directly, how sad it must be. Li Ting couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, gave Shan Dayu Gao Mi a look, and took the lead in the direction of the frame.
Everyone gathered around to take a look, and suddenly they were a little crying and laughing, only to see the middle-aged fat man holding the edge of the rattan frame with both hands, and his feet were waiting for the other side of the frame. The fat man was also so frightened and panicked that he fainted with white eyes. Jiang Shufen cried and dragged her husband's arm hard, trying to drag him out of the frame, but because the gap between the two sides was too big, she never succeeded.
"Sister Shufen, why did your husband faint. "Isn't it just a bump, as for being scared like this? Gao Mi couldn't help but feel a little disdainful of the middle-aged fat man, which made him feel that he was losing his place. Apparently he had forgotten the time when he was holding a branch on a tree and wailing.
"I just fainted in fright, and I guess it will be fine in a while. When Li Ting saw this situation, she couldn't help but comfort Jiang Shufen, who was already crying, who had already started to take over, who had already entered the middle-aged fat man, and raised her hand to pull up her other arm. Who knew that her hand hadn't touched his arm yet, but a smell of urine was inhaled into Li Ting's nose along the air. Li Ting frowned slightly, raised her eyes and swept the crotch of the fat man, and sure enough, she saw a water stain that slightly exuded hot air, spreading along the crotch of the middle-aged fat man.
"Ah, Brother Yu Gaomi, how can you two say that you are also men, don't you know how to work with such a heavy body, and call me a little woman. Li Ting raised her hand in the air for a while, but she didn't dare to shoot it, so she could only touch her nose and kick the problem to Shan Dayu. Whoever is more than a man should not be entrusted with all the dirty work to them.
"Women are trouble, I said Comrade Jiang Shufen, you remember to reimburse me for my loss. Shan Dayu pulled Li Ting and Jiang Shufen away, pulled Li Ting and Jiang Shufen out of the range of the rattan frame, and walked into Jiang Shufen's husband, without waiting for Jiang Shufen to react to what the reimbursement meant. Heavy rain alone took out a bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the bottle cap and poured it directly on the middle-aged fat man, flowing everywhere.
"Oh mom! That unlucky kid peed on my face!" A bottle of cold water went down, and the middle-aged fat man who should have been unconscious suddenly jumped more than two meters away from the frame, and looked back angrily after running out, obviously thinking that it was a disobedient child who made a nasty prank.
As a result, Jiang Shufen's husband looked back for a long time, but he didn't find any children, but a fat man who was about the same weight as himself, holding an empty mineral water bottle in his hand, looking at him with an evil smile and winking.
"You're sick!" The middle-aged fat man got goosebumps from Shan Dayu's smile, and couldn't help but open his mouth to scold.
"Husband, are you okay, is there anything uncomfortable? Jiang Shufen scolded her life-saving benefactor when she saw that her fat husband opened her mouth, and hurriedly ran to the middle-aged fat man, stretched out her hand and groped around the fat man's body, and did not see obvious skin injuries. Jiang Shufen smiled at Shan Dayu and them, and then introduced their identities: "Husband, the person in front of you is called Shan Dayu, but your life-saving benefactor, you can't be so rude." Heavy rain, this is my husband, his name is Wang Dazhi. ”
"Oh, I see, I'm really wrong to blame you, I still look at Haihan, I still look at Haihan. Wang Dazhi had a formulaic smile on his face, and he shook his hand holding Shan Dayu with one hand, looking at the attitude that was neither humble nor arrogant, as well as the raised head, Shan Dayu actually felt like he was inspected by the leader. It's just that the dampness on the pants is still hanging, which looks a little nondescript.
In fact, Wang Dazhi has been observing the situation under the tree as early as the tree, and has long known that the gang of people under the tree are helpers found by his wife, and he knows the ins and outs of the matter, but Wang Dazhi feels that his wife and Li Ting of the other team have suffered a lot of losses when they make this transaction. You must know that if there is no frame made up by his wife, how could Li Ting and them rescue their companions so smoothly, Li Ting The role they play here is at most coolies, and their wives can't think clearly, stupidly thinking that they are standing cheap, they are really stupid and can't be saved, if it weren't for hum.
Jiang Shufen introduced Li Ting and them to Wang Dazhi one by one, and then held Wang Dazhi's arm, and said with some anxiety: "Husband, now that this place has become like this, the army doesn't know when it will be able to form a new team, or let's follow Li Ting and their team together, the road is safer, do you think it's okay?"
"That's not good, after all, we haven't just met, isn't it not good to rush to disturb others, isn't it. Wang Dazhi didn't expect his wife to come up with such a bad idea, not to mention anything else, just look at half of Li Ting's team of old, weak, sick and disabled plus dementia, and resolutely can't go with them, Wang Dazhi couldn't say it clearly in front of Li Ting, so he had to tactfully pick up his stupid daughter-in-law.
"It doesn't matter if we go, anyway, if we walk alone, we can go, and a flock of sheep will be herded. Gao Mi is a rectum, and he can't hear the underlying meaning of Wang Dazhi's words at all.
"No, no, no, let's not bother, you're saying that you're not very familiar with us, aren't you? Wang Dazhi didn't think that Gao Mi was even more stupid than his wife, and he didn't hear the obvious excuses, so he hurriedly raised his hands, his head shook like a rattle, for fear of being dragged over by these people as coolies.
"Don't talk about the uselessness, if you want to come with us, we don't have time to take care of you two. Hurry up and give me a bottle of mineral water, so we can get on our way before dark. ”
"Well, have you used up the frame, can we use it?" A bunch of people surrounded them, all looking at Li Ting with blank eyes. These people have been waiting under the tree for a long time, just waiting for Li Ting and them to save people, and then it will be their turn.
"Use it, use it, we don't need it. Li Ting said hurriedly.
Shan Dayu didn't pay attention to the people who suddenly jumped out to borrow the frame, and he has always been more in his heart, and he has long seen that this Wang Dazhi doesn't want to go with them, in fact, this is nothing, who wants to follow a group of people who drag down the team together, this can be regarded as human nature. But Wang Dazhi's appearance is so obvious, and it is still slightly leaking without cutting, but he is a little unhappy in his heart, how can I say that your kid's life was also saved by us, why is the urine on the crotch of his pants not dry, just like turning his face and not recognizing people?
"Water, what mineral water?" Wang Dazhi was stunned, he didn't expect these people to think so quickly, didn't they still want to pull the two of them into the gang just now, why did they want to start any mineral water in a blink of an eye?
"Just this mineral water, a whole bottle of mineral water, in such a difficult last days, I have to save how many days to save a bottle of mineral water!" Shan Dayu shook the empty bottle in his hand a few times at Wang Dazhi, and sighed with emotion.
People who don't know still think that he really saved by frugality, but in fact, Li Ting and they know best, because of Zhu Yong's relationship, Tang Xinxiu can be said to supply them with unlimited drinking water.