Chapter 82: Lao Tzu counts to three

Looking forward to it, the first song of Zhao Mo Studio was launched on major music platforms.

Due to the urgency of the time, the MV was not made, and the song was released directly after recording.

Everyone looked at each other.

Hey?

"My Wife is the Biggest"?

What is the title of the song?

Netizens suddenly felt that something was wrong, but they still clicked on the song driven by curiosity.

"Singing: Yu Ze/Bai Hao."

"Composer: Zhao Mo."

"Lyrics: Zhao Mo."

It's really a song written by Zhao Mo!

Netizens looked forward to it.

The cheerful prelude passed, and Yu Ze's female voice sounded:

"I want to draw a little circle for you."

"Wrap us both in the middle."

"Our relationship is like a shoelace."

"Tie you and me together."

The endings are all childish......

After listening to the first few sentences, the expressions of netizens have changed to "old man .jpg subway".

what?

What song is this?

……

"Haha, sister-in-law, you have been married to my brother for so long, have you murdered him?"

"Eh, no, how well-behaved our Sichuan and Chongqing girls are, let me tell you......"

After hanging up the video call with her sister-in-law, Zhou Yi brushed up a short video of Douyin.

She suddenly felt thirsty, and when she looked for water to drink, she found that the milk tea on the table, which was only half drunk, was gone.

"Where's my milk tea?"

Zhou Yi was puzzled.

Apart from her, only her husband is left in the house...... Zhou Yi shouted:

"Yang Lei, are you muttering?"

didn't see a response, but saw Zhou Yiliu's eyebrows raised:

"Lao Tzu counts to three!"

"Huh! Huh! I'm coming! ”

A man in an apron rushed out of the kitchen, and he hurried to the living room.

"What's wrong with my wife? I was washing the dishes just now, and I didn't hear what you were saying. ”

"Where's the milk tea on my table?"

"Milk tea? I thought you weren't drinking, and I threw it at you when I was mopping the floor just now. ”

"You threw it away?"

"Ah......h

Yang Lei saw that his wife's face gradually turned angry, and immediately admitted his mistake:

"Wife, I didn't mean to, and you didn't say that you were afraid of growing meat, that milk tea is so sweet, drink less."

"What, you still think I'm fat?"

"I don't have ......"

Half an hour later, Zhou Yi was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, brushing the bucket sound.

Yang Lei knelt on the washboard on the side, only to see that his right ear was very red, and he didn't know what he had experienced.

I saw Liu Lei coaxing with a hippie smile:

"Wife, I really didn't mean to, I ordered takeout for you, and the milk tea will be here in a while."

"Don't drink it, grow meat."

"Then I'll give you some half-sugar?"

"Don't you want to make trouble, don't you see that I'm brushing the sound of the fight?"

was so murdered by Zhou Yi, Liu Lei had to shut his mouth aggrievedly.

After a while, Zhou Yi happened to brush up on Zhao Mo's video.

"Oh, Zhao Mo is writing a new song again."

When she saw that the song was called "My Wife's Biggest", she couldn't help but nod.

"Well, that's a good title."

Zhou Yi listened to two sentences, and directly dragged the progress bar, which happened to drag to the climax of "My Wife's Max".

"My wife is the biggest, and my husband is second."

"You are my heart, you are my liver."

"I don't want you to get rich, I don't want you to be an official."

"This life is destined to revolve around you!"

Zhou Yi listened to this song, and the more she listened to it, the more she liked it, and a smile gradually appeared on her face.

"Alright, you can get up."

"Yes."

Yang Lei hurriedly got up, but his legs were sore, and he limped over and sat on the sofa.

Seeing that Zhou Yi's face was good, he smiled and posted over to talk:

"Wife, what kind of song is this, it's so good."

Zhou Yi glanced at him and said coldly:

"Do you like it?"

"Of course, the main thing is that I think this song is really well sung, the lyrics are well written, and it is full of wise sayings, which is worth learning from me......"

Yang Lei's praise for this song is as continuous as a surging river, and even Zhao Mo didn't expect his song to get such an evaluation.

Of course, Liu Lei did this for a reason.

You see he's licking the song, but he's actually licking his wife.

If you don't lick the song well, your wife won't have to lick it.

"Do you really like this song so much?" Zhou Yi raised her eyebrows.

"Of course."

"Then you make it a ringtone."

"Uh...... That's what I mean! ”

Seeing the smile on Zhou Yi's face, Yang Lei instantly felt that his wife's skills had improved a lot, and he had learned to attack from the side.

But Zhou Yi's next sentence made Yang Lei like a thunderbolt:

"You write another 2,000-word review and give it to me over the weekend."

"Huh?"

"Alright, you can go back and wash the dishes."

Yang Lei wanted to cry and walked to the kitchen without tears.

At this time, Zhou Yi turned on her prestige again, forwarded "My Wife's Biggest" to her mother, and then sent a voice message to the past:

"Mom, listen to this song, it's best to take my dad to listen to it."

In the kitchen, Liu Lei lowered his voice and spoke into the microphone of his mobile phone:

"Brothers, listen to my brother's advice, don't be deceived by the superficial gentleness of the Sichuan and Chongqing sisters, one or two are too crooked, let you go."

……

After "My Wife's Max" was launched, it was ridiculed by many people.

Although this song was sung by Yu Ze and Bai Hao, it was written by Zhao Mo, and netizens began to laugh at Zhao Mo's songwriting level:

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Zhao Mo is so talented, this song is simply a divine comedy!"

"It's hard for us to know what kind of mental state Zhao Mo was in when he wrote this song......"

"No, I'm going to forward this song to the circle of friends!"

Of course, there are quite a few people who like this song very much.

For example, in the "Fourth Sister Xiuzhen" in the Douyin comment area, I saw this netizen commenting;

"(Flowers) (Flowers) (Flowers), this song is so good, it has been forwarded to my husband."

Sister Fengying: "My daughter forwarded it to me, and she and I think it sounds good." ”

Sincerity for sincerity: "(Thumbs up) This song is so powerful, do you like it, wife?" @荣姐. ”

Unexpectedly, after this song was launched, it would become popular in another way.

On Langbo, Zhou Daguan posted a Langbo:

"Trash, next."

Although he did not name him, netizens all knew that he was talking about the song "My Wife is the Biggest".

This wave has received a lot of likes, and netizens are complaining about the song "My Wife's Max" in the comment area.

Zhou Daguan successfully rubbed the heat.

No way, the average age of Langbo's users is relatively young, and young people really don't like this song very much, and it can even be said that they are disgusted.

……

In Uncle Yang's music studio, Zhao Mo and several people gathered here.

Looking at the real-time comments on the Internet, except for Yu Ze and Bai Hao, everyone else was laughing backwards and forwards.

"Zhao Mo, I really don't know why you are smiling so happily, as if you didn't write this song."

Yu Ze is full of black lines.

Bai Hao on the side just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

It's such a shame.

"Alright, let's release the next song."

Zhao Mo even burst into tears of laughter.