Chapter 189: Lani's Road Idiot
"That's right, Mr. Blazer, it was Mr. Gallier who told me you were here, and I happen to know the man you're looking for." Xia Yu said with a smile.
It's not that he's talking nonsense, he's really following the game's subplot, after all, a lie often needs more lies to cover up, just like a snowball.
Rather than that, just don't lie and let everything be traced.
So he first walked around the fog forest, and then went to the wandering merchant Gallie to inquire about the wolf howl, because he frequented Galle's business and helped him chase away robbers a few times, so Galle also had a lot of trust in him.
After asking about the wolf howl and learning about Blazer, he asked Gallier why Blazer was there, and then he knew that he was looking for a man named Darry Well.
Although he already knew this in the game, reality is not a game after all, so everything must be reasonable and logical.
Of course, the information of the Hound Knight Darywell comes from the game, but this kind of information is not afraid of any problems, and no one knows whether what he says is true or not.
"Oh? Do you know where that traitor is? Blazer's eyes flashed fiercely, and the sharp teeth at the corners of his mouth showed out of his lips, "A traitor deserves to be a traitor, please tell me his location, and I will provide a thank you gift." ”
"Okay, here's the map with his location."
Seeing that Blazer's voice was a little colder, Xia Yu didn't say anything about having a meal first, he could still understand the atmosphere.
After taking out a simple map from his arms, Xia Yu handed it to Blazer.
This map was drawn by himself after field research and combined with the map in the game, although it is not very exquisite, but it is still understandable by ordinary people.
He didn't think about taking Blazer directly to Darywell, after all, he had just met Blazer, and suddenly being so enthusiastic might make people suspicious.
"Uh-huh......"
Blazer took the map with a serious face, then opened it and looked at it, but his brow furrowed as he looked at it.
"What does the map look like?"
“?”
Hearing Blazer's muttering, Xia Yu frowned, and plucked his ears with his little thumb with some confusion, did he hear it wrong just now.
But looking at Blazer's distressed appearance, Xia Yu still didn't feel at ease and leaned over to take a look, but just glanced at it, and his face immediately collapsed.
"That...... You've got the map upside down. Xia Yu twitched the corners of his mouth and reminded in a whisper.
"Oh?" Blazer woke up abruptly and scratched his head a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, I'm really not good at looking at maps to find things." ”
It's not that you're not good at it, it's that you're not good at it at all!
Xia Yu complained in his heart, and then watched Blazer turn the map around and look in the wrong direction again.
“……”
Is this guy really a cold half-wolf Blazer? He wouldn't have been dropped by the Calamity Shadow, but even if he was a Calamity Shadow, he shouldn't be so stupid.
Xia Yu was a little speechless and took the map from Blazer's hand, and then pointed to the reference objects he had drawn and said.
"This is where we are now, and the location of this marker is to the south of Lake Yakir, and if you follow this route, you will pass through Lake Yakil and the remains of Coach Street, and finally reach the marked place."
"I see......" Blazer nodded understandingly, "So, as long as I follow this direction, I can get to the position of a traitor?" ”
As he spoke, Blazer pointed ahead of him, which was the east side of the map.
Xia Yu: "......"
It's the sea over there, you're obviously a half-wolf, even if you're afraid of the cold, why are you still a road idiot! Obviously, your royal greatsword requires such a high level of intelligence, where has all your intelligence gone!
Seeing Xia Yu's speechless eyes, Blazer coughed lightly, knowing that he must have pointed in the wrong direction, he immediately turned straight and said seriously.
"Sure enough, you still have to go to a higher place to determine the direction, wait for me for a while, I'll go up and have a look first."
With that, Blazer planned to climb to the top of the ruin spire again, and then use his werewolf vision to determine the location on the map.
"Wait." Xia Yu wordlessly grabbed Blazer's fur cloak, "I'll take you there, if you're like this, I'm afraid you won't be able to find Darrywell's location for the rest of your life." ”
"Who said that!" Hearing this, Blazer's face immediately straightened, "I heard that Darry Will fled to this neighborhood, so I found this place alone, alone!" ”
Why do you say it in such a smug tone, doesn't this make you even more stupid!
Xia Yu felt that he had vomited more in his heart today than in the previous month.
You can't dwell on this issue anymore, otherwise you will become a funny character sooner or later.
Thinking that he was very likely to turn into ashes Xia Yu's sand sculpture, Xia Yu, the Fader, couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly said to Blazer.
"Okay, okay, you don't have to worry about it, I'll take you to Dariwell, give me the map."
"Really?" Blazer was pleased at first, but soon doubted, "But, why do you want to help me so much, we just met." ”
Why did the IQ come back at this time, bastard, change me to the road idiot mode you just had!
Xia Yu, who couldn't stop roaring in his heart, showed a helpless smile on his face: "Maybe it's because I'm a good person who fights righteously, and you also know Galle, and a friend's friend is a friend, so I'm willing to help." ”
Of course, the main thing is to look at your sister Lani's face, what is this, Marika's black sword, Michaela's blade, Lani's road idiot?
"Thank you very much for your help, I will prepare a generous gift for it." Hearing Xia Yu say this, Blazer thanked him seriously, "Then let's leave now?" ”
"What's the hurry, the traitor you're looking for won't disappear all of a sudden." Xia Yu rolled his eyes and stretched out his finger to point at the dead Lu Bear on the side, "I haven't eaten breakfast yet, let me eat first." ”
"This ......" Blazer was stunned, but when he thought that he needed help, he was embarrassed to refuse, "Okay, let me cook, don't look at me like this, I still know a few royal cooking." ”
"Hehe, no matter what kind of cooking skills you have in front of me, you can't compare to my magic material cooking skills."
While speaking, Xia Yu wanted to pat Blazer's shoulder, but when he reached out, he found that he was a little overconfident, and he could shoot it, just to stand on tiptoe, but in the next second, Xia Yu naturally changed to pat his arm.
"Just wait, let me see how I cook, it's like a meal for a new friend, it's definitely something you've never tasted before."
For this, Blazer shook his head with a smile, he grew up in the royal family, and he had never eaten any food, but he didn't hit Xia Yu either, after all, he was a friend, so it was better to give him a face.
No matter what the bear turns out to be, he'll eat it all.
Blazer Road Idiot really didn't make it up to me, as Galle said in the game that Blazer is not very friendly, clumsy, and has a poor ability to find things, but he is a good person.
Later, I installed this attribute for Blazer based on the comic book "Elden RING". A cold half-wolf,It's actually a road idiot who has a poor ability to find things.,Although the contrast is great.,But it feels quite interesting... *