Chapter 316: You Give Me Back the Meaning of Life

Although Xia Yu was very excited, let alone hundreds, he was afraid that he would not be able to bear a hundred.

cough, say it in advance, it's not that he can't, but succubi, they all rely on that to get energy, he supports hundreds of succubi by himself, and he doesn't want to be a scumbag yet.

Literal scum, even if he is squeezed into scum, he will not be able to support hundreds of succubi.

"Since this gentleman looks up to me, it's my honor, and I don't need the benefits, after all, I'm just a mortal."

Even though Satan seemed to be very talkative, he had not forgotten that this ruthless man had rebelled against God with a third of the angels in a fit of rage.

Now he has become Satan under one person and above ten thousand, and without the power of equal dialogue, don't put yourself on an equal footing.

He can't be lucky, and if he's unlucky, he kills the other party in seconds.

He can only kill the other party in seconds if he is lucky, and if he is unlucky, he will kill the other party in seconds when he runs away and waits later.

As if seeing Xia Yu's perfunctory, Satan frowned, and said unhappily: "Don't just don't give me face, be careful that I get mad on the spot!" ”

This is not Huatai Master's Mansion, and you are not Ning Wangye, don't be mad at every turn.

Xia Yu has a headache, Satan has said so, then he refuses to resign, what if Satan thinks that he will not give face.

If it was Konstantin's scumbag, he would definitely take this opportunity to blackmail Satan fiercely, anyway, for him, there are more lice and no itching, and there are more debts.

But Xia Yu is not Konstantin, and he can't blackmail the lord of hell as a matter of course, not to mention that the other party has the power to make him go through the thirty-six plans at any time.

Well...... recalled the ending of the movie, Xia Yu's eyes lit up, and said: "Then let's do it, Angela's sister, that is, Yin Sabella, who fell into hell due to suicide, let her soul leave hell and go to heaven." ”

"Tsk, that's perfunctory."

Satan is a little displeased, and he certainly won't allow himself to owe favors to others in the name of arrogance, not to mention that it also includes solving Manmon's troubles.

But looking at Xia Yu's sage mode where he didn't want anything, Satan closed his eyes and sensed it.

"Oh~ I thought you really didn't want anything, but it turned out that you didn't know what you wanted." Satan smiled and patted Xia Yu on the shoulder.

"But I'm afraid you can't bear my blessing, so let's see that you are playing with the flames, then I will give you this."

After that, Satan's hand patting Xia Yu's shoulder suddenly ignited a flame, and then the flame drilled into Xia Yu's body.

After giving Xia Yu a small gift, Satan threw away the smelting furnace in his hand and reintegrated back into the darkness.

Xia Yu looked at the departing Satan, a little stunned, Satan struck his smelting furnace and demon axe, and gave him a gift instead, is it a loss or a gain?

It should be considered earned, but I didn't expect that compared to the younger brother, the elders were more kind.

What to say, huh...... I don't know what to say, so I won't say it.

Retracting his divergent thoughts, Xia Yu stretched out his palm, and a red flame with the smell of sulfur ignited from his hand.

Hellfire, or the hellfire given by Satan himself.

"Ha, heaven and hell have all benefited and made a lot of money."

Sensing the hellfire in his hand, Xia Yu had a thought in his heart, and the black and white spears instantly appeared in his hands.

Hellfire ignited on the ebony wood, blazing golden light lit up on the white ivory, and with Xia Yu's will, the shape of the twin spears began to change.

The ebony body of the hellfire appeared with hideous skulls, fangs gritting the muzzle, and sulfur-smelling flames burning in the eye sockets, black lines outlining magic patterns, full of darkness.

The white ivory is transformed into red and gold, and the white lines circulate on the body of the gun and converge on the muzzle, although it does not look aggressive without ebony, but it is full of sacredness, and it looks like a weapon used by a decent party.

"Now I'm not afraid of the weapon's appearance being embarrassed, and I can directly make a cameo appearance in the legendary weapon."

Xia Yu happily put away his two guns and glanced at Angela lying on the ground, and after the holy light was sprinkled and purified for it, he walked to Konstantin embedded in the wall.

"Hey, come out, Satan is gone."

Xia Yu knocked on the wall, and after a while, the sound of breathing resurfaced, and Konstantin, who was embedded in the wall, first looked at it cautiously a few times, and then pulled himself out little by little.

After waiting for a few seconds before Konstantin gasped for breath, he sat down on the ground.

"I almost suffocated in the wall, you know how nervous I was just now, I almost thought Satan was here to take my soul."

Xia Yu didn't listen to Konstantin's complaints, but looked around with some confusion and asked, "I wanted to ask just now, where did Bruce and Chas go?" Why are you alone here? ”

"They're two......" Konstantin said as he lit a cigarette for himself and smoked it, "Bruce disappeared while you were fighting Gabriel, and Chas said he went to search for the remaining bastards in the hospital." ”

"So you're just smoking here alone?"

"Yes...... Ah no. ”

Looking at Xia Yu's unkind expression, Konstantin hurriedly stepped on the cigarette in his hand and crushed it under his feet, and then said with a pitiful face.

"Man, you know me, how can such a responsible person as me be so laid-back, I was sitting on top of Angela to prevent Manmon from possessing Angela again."

"As for smoking...... You can't let a decades-old smoker suddenly quit smoking, it's impossible to be good or bad. ”

Xia Yu shook his head, reached out and took out a holy feather and said, "I think it's possible, this feather can cure your black lung, by the way, this is given to me by Michael." ”

Hearing that feathers could cure his lungs, Konstantin was about to stealthily snatch them, but when he heard that Michael had given them, he was immediately stunned.

"Michael?"

"That's right, Michael gave me that you haven't realized what God expects of you, so you can't die, you need to continue to live on earth."

Hearing this, Konstantin's face changed several times, and he felt like an ant being played with by God, unable to even decide life and death for himself.

Looking at Konstantin's ugly expression, Xia Yu held his feather and shook it: "What? You don't want it? ”

"Yes, why not!" Konstantin snatched the feather and said viciously: "Even if I don't want to, he will definitely use other methods to keep me alive, what choice can I have?" ”

"Humph! He even wants me to continue to live, so I'll show him life! ”

With that, Konstantin pricked the feather into his chest, and the holy feather melted in an instant, and his face flushed with ruddy.

After a moment, Konstantin took a deep breath and only felt that he was free from illness and light, which was the taste of health.

"How?" Xia Yu asked.

"Good." Konstantin stroked his chest with emotion, "It's never been so good, I feel like I can smoke cigarettes for another fifty years." ”

Hearing this, Xia Yu shook his head and sighed, sure enough, the dog can't change eating, it seems that he has to take action.

Without waiting for Konstantin to react, Xia Yu grabbed his shoulder, then his right hand lit up the magic spell and slapped it on Konstantin's chest.

Because of the speed, by the time Konstantin reacted, the magic had already been secretly surging in his chest.

"Oooo Konstantin was so frightened that he jumped up directly, and after he was far away from Xia Yu, he stroked his chest in a panic: "What did you do to me?" What's the use of that technique just now! ”

Xia Yu spread his hands and said, "A very simple technique can warn you that smoking is harmful to your health." ”

Hearing this, Konstantin's face changed, and he hurriedly took out the cigarette case from his arms, shook out his favorite cigarette, and then lit it in his mouth.

"Suck ~ vomit ......"

As soon as he inhaled a puff of smoke, the rich smell of sulfur rushed straight to his head, and the pungent smell directly made Konstantin spit it out.

When he had finished spitting, Konstantin lifted his teary head and took another sip in disbelief.

"Vomit ......"

"Vomit ......"

"Vomit ......"

After taking several puffs and making sure that he really couldn't smoke anymore, Konstantin collapsed on the ground with a desperate face, and the cigarette slipped from his fingertips.

"Hey, no."

Seeing Konstantin's dead face, Xia Yu couldn't help but walk over and kick a few times.

"It's ......"

Konstantin wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, but the more he wiped them, the more he wiped, and in the end, the man grabbed Xia Yu's trouser leg and cried.

"You can't do this, one of the meanings of my life is cigarettes, you give me back the meaning of life, you ...... Burst! ”

"Tsk, don't wipe tears on my trouser legs."

After kicking Konstantin back into the wall, Xia Yu disgusted and used the holy flame to evaporate the wet stains on his trouser legs, and then knocked on the wall.

"Angela is fine, remember to explain it to her, by the way, her old sister has escaped from hell and gone to heaven."

"Alright, you bastard, never again!"

After finishing speaking, Xia Yu left without looking back, the matter here has been perfectly resolved, and it is okay to keep it.

Why don't you take a stroll around Los Angeles and enjoy yourself on the open-air TV?

He was a little embarrassed to think that his image would continue to be broadcast for the next month.

……

Meanwhile, outside the hospital, Bruce, who has lowered his presence, is collecting the remnants of the war, such as some feathers that haven't disappeared, and strands of blonde curls.

He could really see it on the rooftop, these golden curls were all cut off by Xia Yu from Gabriel's head, although most of them were burned, but a few remained.

They are all precious samples, and they can't be left here.

"Huh? This is? ”

Bruce's eyes froze, and not far ahead, a worn-out gun tip stuck into the ground.

Although it was only a superficial glance, he was sure that it was the tip of the gun Gabriel had once held.

Xia Yu once said that it seemed to be the legendary spear of Longinus.

“……”

After making sure that no one was paying attention, Bruce silently stepped forward, grabbed the tip of the gun and pulled it out, and then took it into his arms.

Such a dangerous thing, sure enough, it is most appropriate for him to put it away.