Chapter 1 Dad, the underworld is about to get inflationary
In the middle of July, Yongle Town, Linjiang City.
In front of a funeral parlor, a middle-aged man squatted at the door, with a huge brazier in front of him, and the fire was soaring inside.
Next to him, there are dozens of bundles of burnt paper.
"Chen'er, don't worry, your father didn't make you a rich second generation before you died."
"Now that you have passed away, Dad will not let you live worse than others."
"Take these dozens of bundles of dark coins to use first, if it's not enough, then give my father a dream, anyway, our family doesn't have anything else, and the dark coins are enough."
The middle-aged man frantically threw a large handful of burning paper printed with the seal of the sky into the brazier, and did not forget to mumble to himself.
His name is Lin Zhongnan, and his ancestors have run this Yongle funeral home for three generations.
Now, he is burning paper to pay tribute to his deceased son Lin Chen.
However, just as Lin Zhongnan's voice fell, behind him, an illusory young man suddenly appeared.
The other party is handsome and in his early twenties.
It's just that the body floats in mid-air, which looks a little weird.
"Ugh."
The young man was none other than Lin Chen, the son of Lin Zhongnan.
Looking at his father's old back, Lin Chen couldn't help but sigh deeply.
depressed: "Dad, can you stop burning paper for me!" ”
Thinking of this period of time, because his father frantically burned paper for him and made the underworld restless, Lin Chen had a big head for a while.
For this matter, Lord Yama also specially allowed him to come back in person today, and warned his father, so that he was okay and didn't burn paper so wildly, the Difu Bank couldn't bear it.
"Tatsu ...... Chen'er, are you back to see your father? ”
Lin Zhongnan turned his head and saw the ghostly Lin Chen, his face was not surprised or happy.
After all, he was born by himself, and he believed that even if his son became like this now, it would not harm him.
"By the way, Chen'er, you just said, let me not burn paper for you?"
Seeing that Dad was talking about the topic, Lin Chen looked helpless.
"Dad, let me ask you first, is there a great general in the ancestor of our old Lin family, and he is very kind-hearted."
"Never done anything bad in your life?"
After Lin Chen asked this question, there was still a faint expectation and excitement in the depths of his eyes.
If this matter is true, then his future life in the underworld will be crooked.
"When I was a child, I heard your grandfather say that it seems that our old Lin family ancestor had such a great general."
"Because of doing good deeds all his life, the entire Lin family was so poor that they finally starved to death at home."
"When I died, there was an inexplicable Underworld Tongtian Seal in my family."
"Later, you should have guessed that our Lao Lin family relied on this Underworld Tongtian Seal to open a paper burning shop, and made a living from it, which has been passed down from generation to generation."
Lin Zhongnan didn't hide it at all, and told Lin Chen the legend of their old Lin family truthfully.
After listening to Daddy's story, Lin Chen couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.
"Hahaha, that's true!"
"No wonder Lord Yama wants me to come back to stop you from burning paper, it turns out that this thing is true!"
Lin Chen danced excitedly.
Seeing his son's ghost crying wolf, Lin Zhongnan was a little confused: "Chen'er, what did you just say?" ”
"Lord Hades asked you to come back and stop me from burning paper?"
"Isn't that a bit overbearing? In the middle of July, everyone is burning paper for their deceased relatives, why don't you let me burn paper for you? ”
"You call him out for me, I have to reason with him today!"
Lin Zhongnan said that the whole person was a little angry.
It's good to burn paper at other people's homes, but you won't let him here, which is too unreasonable!
"My father, don't blame Lord Yama for this."
"Because you have burned so many dark coins for me every day for the past three months, so that the underworld has been inflated by you."
"In the past, you could buy a bun for 100,000 coins, but now it's good, 10 million can only buy half a bun!"
Speaking of this, Lin Chen paused.
Seeing that my father was still a little confused.
He patiently explained carefully: "The underworld is actually no different from the modern world, there are cities, high-rise buildings, airplanes, cars, flower girls, etc. ”
"Even the ratio of money to reality is 100,000:1."
"Although the underworld currency is not expensive in reality, the key is that people in the real world do not know that their deceased relatives can receive money in the underworld."
"So every year, their relatives give them symbolic burned coins, which are converted into more than a billion yuan, and even the down payment for the house is not enough."
"And our family has the Underworld Tongtian Seal, as long as the Underworld Seal is printed with the Tongtian Seal, there is no need to convert, and if you burn 100 million, it will be 100 million."
"For three months, you burned dozens of bundles of underworld coins for me every day, so it's strange that the underworld doesn't inflation."
After listening to his son's explanation, Lin Zhongnan gradually reacted.
It turns out that the inflation of the underworld really depends on him.
But Lin Zhongnan is not stupid, he said with a heartfelt voice: "Chen'er, if you want me to say, this is a great thing." ”
"Our family's Tongtian Seal is ancestral and belongs to the rules."
"Inflation in the underworld, that's their bad luck, anyway, we live a chic and comfortable life, isn't it good?"
Lin Chen's eyes widened and he looked at his father incredulously.
If his father's cleverness had been focused on making money, he would have become a rich second generation in the first 20 years.
"Dad, imagination is beautiful, reality is skinny."
"You've made the underworld inflationary, and the trouble can't find you, but they can find me."
"Otherwise, do you think Lord Yama is so kind that he will let me come back for a walk?"
After Lin Chen finished speaking, seeing that there were still two minutes left, he had to go back to the underworld.
He doesn't talk nonsense with Lin Zhongnan either.
admonished: "In a word, burn less paper for me in the future, otherwise, those stupid birds in the underworld will have to eat your son alive." ”
"Besides, if you want to live well in the real sense of the word, you have to go out to fight monsters."
"In short, many people in the real world will have negative energy, such as anger, resentment, dissatisfaction, and other emotions, and then a lot of monsters will breed in the underworld."
"We can kill monsters and level up so that we can live happily ever after."
was explained by Lin Chen, and Lin Zhongnan completely understood the situation in the underworld.
Everything is the same as reality, the only difference is that there are monsters that require a lot of manpower to overturn them.
Just like in ancient times, when an army marched to war, the greater the merit, the greater the benefit.
"Chen'er, then what are you waiting for!"
"Go back and wait first, I'll burn another hundred bundles of dark coins for you, as the so-called soldiers and horses have not arrived, grain and grass go first."
"If you have the money, you can buy better equipment and take out these monsters!"
"As for Lord Yama's side, I have the ability to let him come to me in person...... The fat man next door interviews! ”
Lin Zhongnan's eyes burst out with a stream of fine light, and his old face was a little red with excitement.
Just like he said before, he didn't let his son live a good life before he was alive, and now that his son has died, he is just smashing pots and selling iron, and he has to let his son shock the Quartet in the underworld!
Well...... It's best to find a bunch of beautiful female dolls and give birth to one hundred and eighty children to the Lao Lin family, so that the Lao Lin family will not be extinct.
Lin Chen was about to speak, but an eager voice came from his ears: "Boss, where are you, the evil spirit army is invading, if you don't come back, we will lose this battle!" ”
Hearing this, Lin Chen was shocked.
hurriedly replied to my father: "Dad, the group of brothers in my underground mansion can't bear it anymore. ”
"As for our family's things, as long as they are stamped with the seal of heaven, I can use them directly in the underworld."
"You hurry up, hurry up and give me some cowhide coaxing weapons down, I'm in a hurry!"