Chapter 32: Knocking on the Pillar of Foolhood
Yi Zhonghai, who had a decision in his heart, went to Silly Zhu's house with Zhou Xu.
Yi Zhonghai entered Silly Zhu's house, Silly Zhu was drinking by himself, he sat down and asked directly: "Zhuzi, are you really willing to provide for me and your aunt?" ”
The stupid pillar is still a little indelible
"Hey, we have such a good relationship, I can't look at you and leave no one to care......"
After getting Silly Zhu's reply, Yi Zhonghai was also a little excited.
"Okay, Zhuzi, as long as you recognize me as a godfather, I will take care of your marriage, let your aunt show you, and make sure to find you a satisfactory one, three turns and one ring, I will cover all thirty-six legs,"
Silly Zhu said embarrassedly: "This, uncle, just find me a daughter-in-law, I don't need you to help me buy it, I will earn my own money." ”
"You don't have to be embarrassed about this, you give us a pension and send it to the end, I will buy it for you, marry a daughter-in-law, it is right." Yi Zhonghai has no doubt, and it was decided at the moment.
Zhou Xu quipped on the side: "Haha, Brother Zhu, when you have saved enough, when will it be?" I guess you don't want to get married. ”
Silly Zhu smiled embarrassedly, his family knew his own business, and the deposit was not yet a hundred yuan, pointing out that it was a little difficult for him to buy those by himself.
Yi Zhonghai patted the shoulder of the stupid pillar and said with emotion: "Pillar, I have no children or daughters with your aunt, pension has always been our heart disease, reluctant to eat and reluctant to wear, but afraid that no one will care about it when we are old, if you can honestly provide for our old age, an uncle is willing!" ”
Silly Zhu, if you are strong with him, he will definitely compete with you and make trouble. But if you show weakness to him, you can basically control him if you are soft.
"Uncle Yi, don't worry, I'm stupid and spitting a nail, and I recognize you and my aunt as godfathers and godmothers, then I will be like you as your own father and mother, and I will take care of your affairs in the future!"
Yi Zhonghai was a little moved, his eyes were red, and he patted the stupid pillar on the shoulder hard, "Okay, good, good!" ”
"It's still called an uncle, change your words!" Zhou Xu pouted on the side.
As soon as these words came out, Yi Zhonghai looked at the stupid pillar expectantly, and the stupid pillar thought for a moment
"Godfather!"
"Hey, hey! Good, good boy! Yi Zhonghai hurriedly agreed, but tears really fell, and then he said to Silly Zhu
"Zhuzi, you really solved a piece of my heart problem with your aunt! No, we have to set up a table, tomorrow night, call the deaf old lady and Aunt Sun, Xiao Xu, and the second and third masters to be happy and happy, and you show your hand on the pillar. ”
"Okay, godfather, you'll be fine!" Silly Zhu is also a clever person, hitting snakes on the pole.
"Okay, godfather wait, let's talk about it, then I'll go back and tell your godmother to go."
After deciding this matter, Yi Zhonghai is leaving.
"I'll send you." Silly Zhu still wants to send it.
"No, just a few steps, you two continue to drink, but drink less, and we will both go to work tomorrow!"
"Okay, I know, don't worry, uncle." Zhou Xu agreed.
Silly Zhu also echoed: "It's okay, godfather, we don't drink much, and we will break up when we say that the conversation." ”
After admonishing the two, Yi Zhonghai left hehehe.
When I got home, I saw an aunt sitting waiting for him, and when he came back, she stared at him quickly, her eyes were expectant and worried.
"How? The pillar promised? Although Zhou Xu said that Silly Zhu meant this, she was still not at ease when she didn't hear her wife's confirmation.
Seeing his wife's eyes, Yi Zhonghai didn't sell it
"Well, it's decided, set up a table tomorrow night, and call the deaf old lady, Aunt Sun, Zhou Xu, and the second and third masters to be a witness!"
"Really? Great, Lao Yi, I'm sorry for you, I don't have a son and a half daughter, I'm not in good health, if I leave, I don't know what to do if I leave you alone, now it's okay, I'm relieved to have a stupid pillar, this child we have seen since childhood, and he is a sincere child. ”
When an aunt heard the affirmative answer, she couldn't hold back any longer, wiped her tears, and Yi Zhonghai stepped forward to persuade her.
"It's not nonsense, it's okay, it's okay!"
An aunt stabilized her mood, and said to Yi Zhonghai: "I'll find a few matchmakers during the day tomorrow and give the pillar a matchmaker!" ”
Yi Zhonghai did not object
"Okay, you are in charge of this matter, but Zhou Xu is right, you find a rural one!"
"Really looking for the countryside?"
"Well, find a rural area, pick a beautiful, good-looking, diligent, and filial one, the pillar can agree, and we can enjoy happiness in the future"
Aunt Yi nodded and agreed, "Okay, I see"
Yi Zhonghai was not at ease and advised: "It can't be worse than Qin Huairu!" ”
Aunt Yi was also happy, "Okay, I must find someone who is no worse than her, and tie the heart of the pillar." ”
After Yi Zhonghai left, Silly Zhu hurriedly pulled Zhou Xu to sit down, "Brother, thank you today!" As he spoke, he raised his glass, and the two of them touched a glass of wine.
"Brother Zhu, now your marriage is in order."
"Well, there is an aunt who will do it for me, I don't worry."
"Haha, what about an aunt? Gotta call godmother! ”
"Yes, godmother, godmother."
The two chatted and drank, and after drinking for a while, Zhou Xu remembered something
"Brother Zhu, your family's ancestral Tan family cuisine?"
"Yes, that's not to blow to you, that's one of the famous official dishes, Hai Bazhen of Tan's cuisine, that's this!"
Silly Zhu gave a thumbs up and said proudly.
"Isn't your family a farmer for three generations? How to learn Tan family cuisine? Tan's cuisine is eaten by dignitaries, and the ingredients are all delicacies from the mountains and seas? Those who can learn Tan's cuisine can't be hired farmers? ”
Silly Zhu was immediately anxious when he heard this, and said a little angrily: "Xiao Xu, don't be joking, this is terrible!"
"I'm just mentioning you, you keep a low profile in the future, don't keep talking about your family's ancestral Tan family dishes, don't offend people all the time, you can't stand scrutiny, your family is an ancestral Tan family dish, and you still sold buns with a cage of drawers when you were a child! Isn't that how the nickname of the stupid pillar came from? ”
Silly Zhu was also a little frightened, his face was a little solemn, he didn't think about it, today Zhou Xu was a little bit of him, and he himself was a little suspicious.
"So, don't be okay in the future, but that offends people, be careful to offend people, people will trouble you."
Silly Zhu nodded, a little silent, in the past, he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and he was afraid of heaven and earth, what did he rely on? Isn't it the identity of three generations of hired farmers, and a combination of cooking skills?
If someone finds out that there is a problem with his identity, if he is not a third-generation farmer, and he still falsifies his identity, then it will be a big deal, and no matter how good his cooking skills are, he will not be able to save him.
"Especially the food in your canteen, don't take it back by yourself, you can't eat anything yourself, it will attract jealousy, red eyes, it's okay to share it with others, and you can change your popularity."
"Well, it's okay to get some food?" Silly Zhu was a little reluctant.
Zhou Xu continued to scare the stupid pillar.
"How many times did you take it back and eat it yourself? You took such a big risk for the Jia family? If your family really hired farmers for three generations, it wouldn't be a big deal, but if it wasn't, it wouldn't be the case. ”
Silly Zhu was also frightened, thinking about it with a solemn face, and felt that what Zhou Xu said was not unreasonable, and nodded.
"I know, Xiao Xu, thank you"