Chapter 70: Bad Jokes
>> That's the end of today's conversation, you can move freely throughout the Hundred Valleys, of course, whether you are a fateful person arranged by God or not, you have to listen to the arrangement of fate. In the end, Mo Wentian said in a low voice, after speaking, with a wave of his sleeves, a wisp of light fog suddenly rose, covering Zhang Chenyu's sight, and then, walking into the dense fog, when the fog dissipated, Mo Wentian had disappeared without a trace.
The Witch King has been passed down from generation to generation, and every Witch King has inherited all the life experience and abilities of the Witch Kings of the past dynasties.
Thinking of this, Zhang Chenyu couldn't help but feel a little scared, if Mo Wentian had inherited the abilities of several generations of witch kings, then his current cultivation had already reached the ninth realm, and maybe one day he would have to cross the tribulation and ascend to immortal.
In the next few days, Mo Wentian disappeared without a trace, Zhang Chenyu turned the entire Baishi Valley, but this Baishi Valley seemed to have a mysterious formation, no matter how hard Zhang Chenyu tried, he couldn't find a way out of the Baishi Valley, until in the end, Zhang Chenyu had to give up.
And except for a few guards and priests who live in Baishi Valley, only women are left, but is the way of life in Nanhuang really as Zhang Chenyu guessed before, still staying in a matriarchal society?
But Zhang Chenyu didn't find out that there was a witch queen, and Mo Wentian was extremely powerful here, so he didn't look like a person who was still hiding under a woman's skirt.
Since entering the fifth realm, Zhang Chenyu found that his cultivation had stagnated, and no matter how he cultivated, it couldn't play any role, which should be the bottleneck he encountered when cultivating.
Due to the lack of Mo Wentian's company, Zhang Chenyu is studying the mental method of "Faben Tiancheng" every day, although his cultivation has not made much progress, but Zhang Chenyu found that his state of mind has become more and more peaceful, and then he has not yet reached the realm of not being surprised, but compared with the previous impulsive and desperate Saburo's personality has been greatly improved.
I don't know how many days have passed, and there is still no trace of Mo Wentian, Zhang Chenyu began to inquire about Mo Wentian's whereabouts from other people in Baishi Valley, but the other party either did not understand the language, or said that the Witch King was very busy.
Until the end, Zhang Chenyu was accompanied by only those animals living in the Hundred World Valley, these animals are full of spirituality, and they are not surprised when they meet people, and within a few days, many animals appeared around Zhang Chenyu.
&There is a mountain in front of you, there is a temple in the mountain, there is an old Taoist priest in the temple, telling stories to the little Taoist priests, what kind of story is being told, once upon a time there was a mountain, there is a temple in the mountain......"
Half a month later, Zhang Chenyu was lying on a grass, facing the sky on his back, with a grass mustard in his mouth, surrounded by many animals, listening intently to Zhang Chenyu telling them stories.
It's just that Zhang Chenyu really couldn't think of any stories to tell, so he had to make up and sell them temporarily, but in the end, Zhang Chenyu didn't know what to tell them.
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At this time, a fat white rabbit jumped on Zhang Chenyu's head, like eating grass, gnawing on Zhang Chenyu's hair, although he didn't use much force, but he still dragged Zhang Chenyu back from his contemplation.
Seeing this, Zhang Chenyu sat up and looked at those animals, staring at Zhang Chenyu with pitiful eyes, and motioned for Zhang Chenyu to continue.
&What a group of good children who like to listen to stories!" Seeing the animals behaving like this, Zhang Chenyu said helplessly, these little animals are like children, with the continuous relationship, Zhang Chenyu knows that they can understand their own language, and sometimes they will make some small feelings to Zhang Chenyu.
Thinking of this, Zhang Chenyu instantly threaded a thought in his mind, and said: "This story is not good, do you want to hear it, a new story?"
Hearing this, many animals nodded almost at the same time, looking at Zhang Chenyu affirmatively, even though the story told by Zhang Chenyu was extremely bad, but it was better than nothing.
Seeing this, Zhang Chenyu said awkwardly, in the face of these simple animals, Zhang Chenyu couldn't help but think crookedly.
Hearing this, the animals nodded one after another, for this person who can tell a story to himself, as long as the conditions are not too excessive, the simple animals will not hesitate to agree.
Seeing this, Zhang Chenyu secretly rejoiced in his heart, if there was the help of these animals, it would definitely not be a problem to find Mo Wentian.
&Tell me, don't ask where the sky is, I'll tell you the next story!" Knowing that the animals had been set, Zhang Chenyu couldn't wait to ask
Hearing this, the animals hesitated at first, and then communicated in their own language in private, and after a while, just when Zhang Chenyu was about to fall asleep, a sika deer rubbed Zhang Chenyu's arm with its delicate antlers, and felt the itching on his arm, Zhang Chenyu slowly opened his eyes, only to see a pair of clear big eyes, looking at himself without blinking.
"Seeing this, Zhang Chenyu asked curiously
Hearing this, Xiaolu nodded, and at the same time licked Zhang Chenyu's face, for such a friendly contact, Zhang Chenyu still felt not very comfortable, wiped the saliva on his face without leaving a trace, and smiled: "Okay, then I'll tell you one, the front is terrifying and terrifying, and the back is funny!"
Subsequently, Zhang Chenyu racked his brains and sounded a cold joke that he had heard in the mountain town.
&There's a female ghost ...... in front of you."
When the animals heard the word "female ghost", the scene immediately became quiet.
Then Zhang Chenyu continued: "I keep wandering on the street every night......"
As Zhang Chenyu said this, a breeze blew through the mountains and forests, and the animals looked around with some horror.
Seeing this, Zhang Chenyu continued: "Then one day she suddenly let out a fart......"
Just when Zhang Chenyu said this, the atmosphere that had almost solidified was instantly activated, and the two little monkeys suddenly danced happily.
&The ghost farted on the street!" seems really funny, Zhang Chenyu thought secretly
Subsequently, Zhang Chenyu said that at the end of the story, "I ended up dying......
After a long time, the animals were still at a loss and looked at Zhang Chenyu in anticipation of Zhang Chenyu to continue, but at this time, Zhang Chenyu was already exhausted.
>> That's the end of today's story, I know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown. Seeing the expressions of the animals, Zhang Chenyu felt funny, but at this time, it was most important to find Mo Wentian.
Mo Wentian didn't know where to go, so Zhang Chenyu launched an army of animals, looking for Mo Wentian all over the mountains, and for a while, the entire Baishi Valley was completely lively.
Because the people of Baishi Valley get along well with the animals around them, the animals have no scruples when they act, and they are rampage through the entire Baishi Valley, making people turn over on their backs for a while, and almost every corner of the animals is looking for Mo Wentian.
From deer, horses, cattle and sheep to pikas, monkeys and chickens, the entire Baishi Valley can be described as chickens flying and dogs jumping, so lively.