Chapter Twenty-Seven: Scolding on the First Day
At half past nine the next morning, the "March of the Athletes", which tortured countless students from elementary school to university for more than ten years, exploded throughout Gangneung University, and the passionate melody in the sound from the playground to the dormitory corridor made everyone dream of the 20-minute recess exercise.
In dormitory 404, except for Zhang Zhiming, who had already woken up because of the biological clock, the other three were all dressing and washing quickly, trying to get everything done in three or five minutes.
"A few dogs at the orientation meeting, what kind of music was played, I thought I was still in high school."
Lu Chenghao scolded and put on his shoes, and then said to Zhang Zhiming: "Zhiming, you paid the money yesterday, I will come back to you later." ”
"Okay, just give me your share." Zhang Zhiming nodded in response.
When Chen Min saw this scene, he hesitated to divide his money evenly, and finally thought for a while and said, "Zhiming didn't say anything, so let's invite him to the canteen for a meal next time." ”
The little fat man Zhou Hao was the last to wash his face, ran and jumped to open the dormitory door, learned the movements in CS, and waved his hand.
"go go go, hurry up, the beautiful girls in our class, I'm spicy!"
"The beautiful girl in the class has a chicken feather relationship with you." Chen Min pushed his glasses and said with a smile: "There are handsome guys of Zhiming and my level, how can the girls pay attention to you." ”
Lu Chenghao pursed his lips disdainfully: "If you want to say that I and Zhiming, forget it, just like you, how can you compare with the two of us." ”
Zhang Zhiming was a little speechless, the first day of college actually started from a comparison of appearance.
The four of them noisily walked out of the dormitory building and saw the freshmen who were pouring into the playground like a wave of zombies.
"Oops, you stepped on my foot."
"My shoelaces are open, you wait for me."
"Hahaha big fool, your pants are worn backwards."
"You little idiot, you have toothpaste stuck to your mouth and you laugh at your father."
"You're a little fool."
"Little fool."
“.....”
I saw a lot of funny things along the way, which shows that most of these freshmen got up in a hurry when they heard the music.
After arriving at the playground, the boys who were looking forward to the beautiful girls in the same class with joy were stupid one by one.
"What's this, did I go to the wrong college?" Zhou Hao said with a confused look in his eyes.
Lu Chenghao was also stunned: "The senior sisters we saw yesterday are all so beautiful, how can they be like this in the same class." ”
"Let the girls in the class give it to you." Chen Min coughed lightly twice.
It's not just the three of them, basically the places where boys and girls gather are discussing, and both men and women are disgusted with each other's ugliness.
I feel that there is a trend of getting stronger and stronger, after all, I only entered the school yesterday with a yearning for college love, and I saw so many high-quality seniors and seniors, and the contrast was too great for a while, and I couldn't accept it in my heart.
Others didn't bother to care, but Zhang Zhiming couldn't help but sleep with the three fools, and laughed, the freshmen had just graduated from high school for two or three months, and there were only a few who could dress up, plus they came in a hurry today, so they didn't have much time to clean up themselves.
The girls are unkempt, and the quality seems to be in slightly greater contrast with the senior sisters.
But in fact, the quality of these girls is not bad, even if it looks messy, there are still a few bright white swans that stand out from the crowd.
If they are given some more time to dress up, they can see more than eighty percent of the past, and three percent of the good-looking ones.
Zhang Zhiming smiled and said, "Don't talk nonsense, aren't there a lot of beautiful girls in our class." ”
"Zhiming, I didn't expect you to be as handsome as me, but your vision is not good, you look at Liu Shishi who came to drink because of me yesterday, that's beautiful." Lu Chenghao hates that iron does not make steel.
"It's true that Senior Sister Shishi is beautiful, but the girls in our class are definitely not bad."
Zhang Zhiming winked at Lu Chenghao frantically, signaling him not to talk nonsense, and now almost all the girls in the class are looking at the four of them, this stupid guy is still talking, and he is not afraid of losing the right to choose a mate in the same class.
Lu Chenghao thought that their voices were very quiet, but even if they whispered too much, they would be heard, just like when the teacher was in class, you thought the teacher couldn't hear what you said, but in fact, the teacher could hear the subtle 'buzzing' sound, and then at this time, you can guess if you listen carefully to what you say.
The girls also frowned and fought back, and their voices were still very loud, without hiding their hostility:
"Hehe, why do we want to be in the same class as Choubi, drunk."
"The seniors I saw yesterday are more handsome than the other, and the ugly ones in our class are dead."
"Look at the stupid big guy standing there, he looks like a big smart."
Lu Chenghao was almost scolded by name, after all, it was his own fault and he was embarrassed to fight back directly, so he had to bend his head and count how many grasses there were in the grass to relieve the embarrassment.
"There is also a little white face next to Da Ming, who looks like a scumbag in Jinyu's outward defeat."
Zhang Zhiming was embarrassed, he knew that the girl group could not be provoked, once they opened fire, it would be indiscriminate bombardment, and even Zhang Zhiming was implicated.
Chen Min and Zhou Hao were also bombarded a lot, obviously they were just thin and fat, but they were called by the girls one by one.
The three girls who instigated others to say it before, but now they don't let out a fart, Zhang Zhiming reluctantly walked up to the group of girls and said: "Beauties, my roommates just offended you, I apologize for them here, please be merciful, please." ”
Seeing Zhang Zhiming take the initiative to intercede, the three roommates were extremely moved.
Zhou Hao pretended to wipe away tears and said, ", the light on Brother Ming's body is so dazzling." ”
"Good brother, in my heart, Zhiming will be my brother in the future." Lu Chenghao said with a serious face.
"I agree, I will not allow anyone to speak ill of Zhiming in the future."
Chen Min also expressed his position.
Then the three of them heard what Zhang Zhiming hadn't finished saying just now: "If you have to scold, at least don't scold me, I didn't offend you, just scold them." ”
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, and I am most afraid of the sudden concern of my friends....
The three of them were speechless, and Lu Chenghao couldn't help but spit: "It's just the scum of the scum." ”
"The scum of the scum." Chen Min mends the knife.
"The little white face of the little white face." Zhou Hao said viciously.
Chen Min glanced at Zhou Hao: "Rub, Xiaobai's face is not scolding him, you are praising him." ”
But the three of them said so, but they were still grateful to Zhang Zhiming from the bottom of their hearts, Zhang Zhiming has now talked and laughed in the girls' group, and several girls have laughed and laughed, which really made them stop their crusade against the three of them.
However, it is true that I envy Zhang Zhiming for being able to be like a fish in water among the girls.
Lu Chenghao touched his nose, bored and took out his mobile phone to play the game that came with the mobile phone to push the box, but saw the message sent by Liu Shishi ten minutes ago.
Liu Shishi asked, "Where are you?" I'm going to look for you. ”
The corners of Lu Chenghao's excited mouth couldn't help but rise, and he hurriedly typed to explain the specific location to Liu Shishi.
Chen Min looked excited when he saw him, and asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”
"Oh, it's okay, it's just that my very beautiful female friend yesterday is coming to me, so I'm a little happy."
Lu Chenghao spoke loudly, and deliberately bit the words 'female friend' very hard, which attracted the attention of many people. subsequently
straightened his collar, raised his head and glanced at the audience, and secretly said excitedly: "Wait a minute, let you see what a real beauty is." ”