Chapter 30: Tricking home to be a daughter-in-law
Zhang Zhiming was not annoyed, took a sushi from the lunch box and handed it to Yuan Keke's mouth, ignoring Yuan Keke's angry eyes, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, it's all my fault, the leader eats sushi to dissipate his anger." ”
"It's hopeless."
Yuan Keke glanced at Zhang Zhiming and turned around and left, she had already made up her mind, and she must tell the teacher everything Zhang Zhiming did at the class meeting.
At one o'clock in the afternoon, the orientation meeting was finally over, and at this moment there were deafening cheers in the playground of the University, and most of the students did not realize that today was their best day in the next half month.
The 404 dormitory first went to the cafeteria to eat, then returned to the dormitory to take a shower in turn, and then went to the teaching building at half past two to have a class meeting.
The school building is a strange place, whether it is the dormitory building, the cafeteria, or the place where other things are done, there are many people coming and going, but the teaching building where classes are held is not seen many people moving around.
Either they all sit in the classroom, or they don't come at all.
The first class of business administration announced that the class meeting would start on time at 2:40 p.m., but it was only at 3:10 p.m., and the reasons for being late had different explanations.
Counselor Wang Shen is more kind, but he just said that he would not take an example and expose it.
"Hello students, I am your counselor, I believe everyone already knows my name, my name is Wang Shen, I am a native of Jiangling City, I am very happy to have your group of young people to accompany me in this journey in the next few years, I hope you will encourage me."
Wang Shen wrote his name on the blackboard to introduce himself, and after bragging with the students for a while, he asked the students to also stand up and introduce themselves.
A simple self-introduction can help the teacher quickly understand what kind of person the student is, so Wang Shen did not ask for any format for the student to play themselves.
Yuan Keke, who was sitting at the front of the first column, was the first in line, she was very confident, looking at everyone with her head held high, and her voice was also very loud.
"Hello everyone, my name is Yuan Keke, from Hui'an Shuangfei, my dream is to open my own shop, and I will manage and operate it in a down-to-earth manner...."
Yuan Keke spoke freely for two minutes, and finally bowed and left.
"Bang Bang!"
Wang Shen took the lead in applauding, being a teacher's favorite is this kind of student who loves to take care of things, it seems that he will not be too tired in the future, and he will have more time to entertain.
"Appearance is scored 9 points, and personality is negative 10 points."
The teacher likes this kind of student very much, on the contrary, the student hates this kind of classmate, Chen Min dog thief is very forced to push the glasses to score the girls.
At noon today, I used my notebook to visit the campus post bar, Chen Min and Dahao Erhao searched for a long time and did not find any official posts such as "Top Ten Beauties of Gangneung University", "School Flower Ranking List", and "Gangneung University Beauty Ranking".
There are posts about school flowers, and they are all self-styled school flowers.,I just ordered a hot one to go in, and it was full of scolding.。
"Laughing to death, what is the big flying pillar in the middle of the school dares to call himself the school flower."
"Thank you, I've been constipated for almost two weeks, and when I saw your photo, I was relieved."
"Sister is very good-looking, don't pay attention to the people who scold you, they are all jealous of your beauty."
"The upstairs poster has the ability to open back the tuba to speak."
After reading the post, they realized that the novels are all lies.
There is no one at Gangneung University who comes out to select the beauty fairly and impartially to pick out the real school flower, so now they want to make a list.
But after a round of screening, most of the girls in the class are not very good in the eyes of the three of them, and at present, the three of them can only be regarded as a beauty, and Li Xiangluan can barely be regarded as a beautiful girl.
"Isn't the bar for the three of you too high?"
Zhang Zhiming was a little speechless, according to their random selection, then ninety-nine percent of the girls in the world cannot be called beauties.
Chen Min pushed his glasses and looked at Zhang Zhiming with contempt: "You don't understand this, Dahao Erhao taught him." ”
Lu Chenghao said disdainfully: "Except for the beauties of Sister Shishi's level, how can other people be worthy of my eyes, and now only Erhao's sister and Yuan Keke can barely compete with Sister Shishi." ”
"A man who likes a phoenix, how can he look down on a sparrow!" Zhou Hao followed up and said something pretending to be forced, and then turned his sharp gaze to Lu Chenghao: "Lu Duhao, pay attention to your tone, my sister is much more beautiful than your sister Shishi." ”
Lu Chenghao was furious: "You fart, Sister Shishi looks a thousand times better than your sister." ”
"My sister is 10,000 times prettier."
"Sister Shishi looks 100 million times better."
“.....”
Gotcha, you won.
Zhang Zhiming seemed to be looking at three idiots, sighed and turned his head, he now wants to take leave to go home, otherwise staying with these three goods for a long time will affect his IQ sooner or later.
Zhang Zhiming's four seats were in the last corner, and the four of them were the last few people to introduce themselves.
"Hello everyone, my name is Lu Chenghao, and I am from Bailonghe...."
"Chen Min, a person from the south of the country."
"Hello everyone, I'm Zhou Hao, from Hongfeng City next door."
Zhang Zhiming was the last to come to the stage, and before he could speak, several girls who had spoken in the morning shouted his name aggressively, among which Li Xiang shouted the most happily: "I know, his name is Zhang Zhiming, and he hooked up with me in the morning." ”
As soon as these words came out, a 'oh hoo~' sounded neatly in the classroom, and the voice was still very good.
"This classmate, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk indiscriminately, be careful that I sue you for slander." Zhang Zhiming pointed at Li Xiang, looking like I was going to sue you.
At this time, another girl shouted excitedly: "He hooked up with me too." ”
Another girl continued: "And me, he said he wanted me to abandon my boyfriend and go with him. ”
"I was hooked up with him too, he's a scumbag." At this time, Lu Chenghao, a neurotic, also stood up and shouted like crazy.
The whole class was boiling, and the laughter was chaotic.
“....”
It's over, I can't explain it clearly.
Zhang Zhiming glared at Li Xiang, Li Xiang was not afraid at all, and spit out his tongue at him playfully.
Zhang Zhiming had no choice but to ignore her, coughed twice and began to introduce himself: "Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Zhiming, a native of Jiangling, if you want to go out to play, you can ask me to introduce you to interesting places." ”
"Don't believe him, beware of being tricked into going home to be a daughter-in-law."
Zhou Hao's words caused the whole class to laugh.
"I would like to be his daughter-in-law."
"Zhang Zhiming, see if it's okay to trick me into going home."
"I'm fighting with you." Zhang Zhiming couldn't bear it anymore and rushed off the podium to make a gesture and beat people.
Wang Shen laughed for a while, remembering that there was still something serious to do, and the farce was over after slapping the table.
"Students, you will have military training in the next two weeks, but during this period, I hope you don't cause trouble, and there will be no thorns, so I decided to elect two squad leaders to temporarily manage for a period of time, and wait until the military training is over before the official election."
"I have already been selected for the class leader, today with the assistance of Yuan Keke, our class is one of the few classes with excellent performance, and now there is still a deputy class leader, do you see if there are any suitable candidates, or do you want to recommend yourself?"
Immediately after Wang Shen finished speaking, a person raised his hand, it was Brother A, a passer-by who had gone to beat Zhang Zhiming's small report before, his name was Zhao Ziqiang.
"Teacher, I am willing to be this deputy class president and contribute to the class." Zhao Ziqiang said loudly.
The one named Zhang Zhiming just now is too pretending, Zhao Ziqiang can't get used to it, and when he becomes the squad leader, he must treat Zhang Zhiming well, and see if Zhang Zhiming still has the heart to tease these girls who don't know the world.
Wang Shen nodded, and when Zhao Ziqiang saw Wang Shen's movements, when he was full of pride, a different voice suddenly sounded.
"Teacher, I also want to be the deputy class leader!" Lu Chenghao suddenly stood up and said.