Chapter 8 Fire and Water Are Incompatible
Because all my sisters insisted on sleeping with me, no matter how small they were, there was no room for me and five sisters in a double bed at home.
In the end, I had to order a special bed that could seat eight people. It almost filled the room.
Eight people? yes. Don't forget that there are two younger sisters who have not yet been born. That's seven sisters in total, and that's exactly eight people when I count them.
However, I didn't sleep well last night, because Xiaolu and Xiaoqing both hugged me tightly, for fear that the other party would snatch me over. And the other sisters were not willing to squeeze over. So last night it became a big battle for my sister.
The next day was Saturday and I wanted to get a good night's sleep. But who knew that he was woken up before dawn.
When I opened the kitchen, my first reaction was: What is this called?
The kitchen is covered with scorch marks on the walls, on the stove, on the floor and on the ceiling. There was still water everywhere on the floor and on the stove, and if you weren't careful, you would slip and fall to the ground. In addition, there is a thick fog in every corner.
Midori and Aoi stood there, confronting each other. It's clear that the two of them have just started a battle here.
You two want to fight, let's go outside and fight it! Don't destroy my house!
Good. Let's go outside!
Xiaolu and Xiaoqing are about to go out after speaking.
Wait, don't go out, if you don't get it right, the neighborhood will become a mess. The aunt of the neighborhood committee will scold me to death.
You two, can't you think of a peaceful way to play?
Well, let's play peacefully!
The two of them are changing really fast.
But what is it more than?
There are two tables set up in the square in the complex, and on each table there is a big plate filled with a hundred buns. There was a large circle of people around, pointing and pointing.
Begin!
Midori and Aoi grabbed the buns on their plates and began to stuff them into their mouths one after the other.
I'm betting on the green one to win.
Okay, then I'll bet on the cyan one to win!
There was a lot of talk.
A hundred buns, enough for me to eat for days.
But to my jaw-dropping, it didn't take long for the buns to be swept away.
Brother, we still want it, we want it!
I had to go and buy another 200 buns, 100 on each side, and they were swept away again.
Sorry, the buns are sold out. When I arrived at the bun shop for the third time, the boss said to me.
I had to go back.
Even if it's a draw.
No, I can't. If I continue to compare, I will obviously eat more than her!
What, it's clear that I eat a lot!
Seeing that the two of them were about to start their hands again, I hurriedly stopped them.
It's not fun to just eat steamed buns. Why don't you two change your tricks and eat something else?
It's good, it's better than it. Let's eat chili peppers!
Chili Xiaoqing's face suddenly became ugly.
How, don't you dare?
Who...... Who wouldn't dare? I didn't say!
Okay, brother, go buy chili peppers! I want the red ones, and I want the spiciest ones!
Xiaoqing, do you want to do it? If not, don't force yourself. Xiaohong on the side asked.
Whoever is afraid? Eat it!
So I went to the market, bought two bags of sharp and spicy red peppers, and put them in front of the two of them. To be honest, I don't dare to eat this kind of chili.
Midori picked up a few red peppers and stuffed them into his mouth.
It's your turn. Eat it.
Xiaoqing, red peppers are no more terrifying than monsters, right?
Xiaoqing's expression told me that she would rather face a hundred monsters than eat a bite of red pepper.
If you don't dare to eat it, you can admit defeat. Midori looked complacent.
Eat...... What kind of skill is eating red pepper? If you have the ability, we will compete and drink!
Drinking? Okay, who's afraid of whom! Not only to drink, but also to drink high!
Are you sure it's okay?
Each person had three bottles and two pots, and the caps were opened and placed in front of the two of them. The aroma of wine fills the air.
Drink!
Midori picked up one of the bottles and began to drink without saying a word.
Xiaoqing didn't move at all, and as soon as he inhaled in the air, he sucked the wine from the bottle into his mouth.
It's like water. She didn't care at all.
I...... I won't lose to you either!, although Midori had a hard mouth, her speech had begun to stutter. It was clear that she was already a little drunk. But for a little girl, this amount of alcohol is not small.
The second bottle also went down. This time, Midori began to become delirious.
Still coming?
Come...... Come......
She fainted. Xiaoqing drank the last bottle as well, and then drank Xiaolu's share as well.
It doesn't matter to you, right?
Don't worry, I don't have enough of this wine.
Hey, I don't want to raise a super drunkard.
So the current situation is a 1:1 draw.
What's next?
How about the competition, cooking for my brother!, dare you compare?
Who's afraid of whom?
Do you cook? I can't help but think of the dark food that Xiaohong made for me that day that was inedible.
What kind of food will it be this time?
Midori and Xiaoqing put on their aprons and went down to the kitchen together.
I saw Xiao Lu staring at the ingredients in front of him, stunned.
What are you doing?
What to do, I won't do it at all.
Haha, people who can't even cook vegetables want to challenge me? Xiaoqing is proud now.
What do you say? I still know how to cook.
She angrily spewed a raging fire at the ingredients. As a result, the dishes were burned to ashes. My poor dish.
Are you going to make me eat ashes?
Little Green, you don't call this a real cook. Cooking requires tools and oil. I patiently explained it to her.
Well, then I understand.
She reprepared a new set of ingredients. This time she brought a bucket of gasoline from outside, as well as a flamethrower. She poured gasoline on top of the dishes and burned them with a flamethrower.
Are you going to burn down the house, sister!
I was afraid of causing stricter consequences, so I had to cancel Xiaolu's qualification.
Xiaoqing, why are you in a daze?
Brother, is there a stove that you can do without fire?
Do you have such a fear of flames, but how can you cook without a fire?
Luckily, there is also an induction cooker at home.
After a while, Xiaoqing came over with a large bowl of what looked like simple water. There were only a pitiful few leaves on it.
Brother, try the soup I made with an induction cooker.
Can this also be called soup? I might as well drink plain water. I say.
In this game, neither of them scored points.
The next game is about cleaning the room.
Two rooms about the same size, both with a lot of dirt and dust. I gave them both brooms, mops and rags and told them both to go in and clean up.
Begin!
We closed the door. After a while, smoke suddenly came out of the crack in the door of one of the rooms. Choked and coughed.
What are you doing?
Brother, there are a lot of cobwebs and many other pests in this room, which must be burned by fire.
Don't burn down my house!
I came out in a rage, and one of my heels slipped and fell to the ground. In the other room, a large amount of water was constantly flowing out.
What the hell are you doing, Xiaoqing?
Brother, I'm just squirting water.
Are you washing a car?
Oh, I'm sorry I knew it was wrong.
She squirted again. This time it was not a small stream, but a huge stream like a dam bursting. They rushed at me head-on. Immediately I was overwhelmed and rushed out.
The water ran rampant through the house, and as a result, all the furniture floated on the water. My house was flooded.
In this game, neither side scored.
Catch the thief!
Suddenly I heard someone yelling outside. I looked out the window and saw a man being chased by a group of people.
You two, now let's see who can catch that thief. I pointed outside.
It had to be me!
Less bragging!
Midori and Aoi jumped out of the window together. I stared at the window.
I saw that the two of them didn't run a few steps before catching up with the thief who was fleeing for his life.
I'm the first!
I'm the first!
The two of them grabbed both of the thief's arms at the same time and began to tear and fight desperately.
Although the two of them are not as terrifying as Xiaohong, they are still much more powerful than ordinary people. The thief screamed, but was unable to break free.
Let go!Little Green erupted in flames.
No, Little Green also spewed out water.
As a result, the flames and the water hit the thief at the same time.
Afterwards, the thief said in an interview with reporters in prison that he would not be a thief after he went out. That's probably a good thing.
Okay, let's swim in the next game! Go to the sea to compete, how about it, dare you come?
Who, who is afraid of whom!
Don't forget, the last time you fell into the sea and were almost killed by a monster, I saved you.
I can swim, I don't need you to save me!
Then look at it!
And just like that, we changed into swimsuits and went back to the beach where we had fought monsters last time.
Seeing that I was accompanied by five sexy beautiful girls, many boys cast jealous glances.
Xiao Qing went down into the water one by one. I also asked Xiaohong and the three of them to go into the water, leaving Xiaolu alone on the shore.
Midori, come down. It's really fun.
If you don't come down, you're going to lose to Xiaoqing.
Midori, are you so afraid of water?
Little Red, Little Orange, and Little Yellow shouted loudly.
Little Green, let's compare which of us swims to Hawaii first, how about it?
Just like I taught you, how to paddle with your arms, how to paddle with your legs! I shouted to Midori, who was still standing on the shore. You think of water as a monster!
Water...... To me, it's N times scarier than a monster.
Midori pondered for a long time, and finally said such a sentence.
So she lay on the beach, only willing to play in the sand and sunbathe, but resolutely refused to go into the water. A few of us had to go with her and play in the water.
It was dark and I was going to go back, but Midori insisted on a bonfire by the sea. We couldn't resist her, so we had to agree.
And just like that, a vigorous flame burned.
Xiao Lu looked elated, but Xiao Qing was far away from the flames alone, more than ten meters away.
Come on, grilled big squid!
Midori picked up several large skewers of oily squid grilled over the fire and handed us a few.
This squid is too hot and a little spicy. I took a bite and said.
It's a little spicy.
But it's delicious. Xiaoqing, you can eat too.
Midori stuck a large string of squid next to the flames.
Just kidding, I don't eat it. I don't like grilled squid.
I can clearly see that Xiaolu is completely in Xiaoqing.
Early the next morning, Xiaolu and Xiaoqing woke up early again, and they asked for a game again.
How about this time you two compete to see who can sit still longer?
With that, I led them both to two different rooms and closed the door.
A qiē goes according to plan, understand?
The three of them nodded.
So I pretended to be panicked and ran to Midori's room.
Big things didn't go well, and the game was suspended. Another monster has appeared.
What? And the monsters? Where are they?
In the East China Sea. Or a monster that squirts water.
East...... Sea?
Midori shuddered.
Tell someone else to go.
Oops, what a coincidence. Xiaohong suddenly had a fever, Xiaocheng sneezed vigorously, Xiaohuang had a stomachache, and Xiaoqing didn't know how to cough non-stop. They're all recuperating. You're the only one left to go.
Okay, in that case, I'll go.
Midori is leaving. But she stopped again.
Brother, Xiaoqing, do they know that the monster is coming?
Forehead?
I kind of don't understand what she means.
They don't know.
That's great, please don't sue them.
She ran out, leaving me alone and not understanding what she meant.
But the plan went ahead as usual. I ran to Xiaoqing and said the same thing.
Only this time, I changed the location where the monster appeared to a flaming mountain, and the monster breathes fire.
She also asked me if I knew it, and then she ran out to fight monsters.
Forget it, let's start overcoming fear.
I sent Xiao Hong and Xiao Huang to the East China Sea and the Flame Mountain respectively to put a projector, and recorded the image of the monster. As soon as the two of them arrived at their destination, the screening began.
Let them fight what they fear most, and that's fine.
Orange stayed by my side, tracking them with her fully recovered clairvoyance and downwind ears while reporting to me.
Brother, Xiao Lu has arrived in the East China Sea. Xiaoqing has also arrived at the Flaming Mountain.
Very good. I used my phone to text Xiaohong and Xiaohuang, who were on a small island in the East China Sea and on the Huoshan Mountain in Xinjiang. Ask them to turn on the projector.
Brother, I see Little Green. She jumped into the water. Hey, doesn't she know how to swim? She wasn't afraid to see a monster squirting water! She breathed fire at the monster.
Are you sure? Am you mistaken, or are you lying to me?
Brother, I won't lie to you, it's all true.
So, what about Xiaoqing's side?
It's the same. She didn't have the slightest fear of the monster that appeared on the top of the Flame Mountain and was still breathing fire, and she was still spraying water at the monster.
Now, it was my turn to be completely confused.
Xiaohong, Xiaohuang turned off the projector. You'll be back, too.
And just like that, my battle to overcome my fears had to come to an end.
When Midori and Aoi got home, I called them both over.
You two, what the hell is going on?
What? The two of them were also confused.
I told both of them everything that had happened before.
There are no monsters at all, they are all directed by you alone?
I was hoping that the two of you would find a way to overcome your fears, but in the end I found that you weren't scared at all. What the hell is going on?
It turns out that you are not afraid of fire at all?
You're not afraid of water either?
The two of them looked at each other for a long, long time.
Brother, that's it. Midori said to me. Because Xiaoqing and I are both elemental attackers, and fire and water are respectively, many people have been comparing which of the two of us is more powerful.
Because if I'm better than Midori, Midori will be a head lower than me in the eyes of others. So I pretended to be afraid of fire and chili peppers, which could be associated with fire. Xiaoqing then said.
I pretended to be afraid of water, and Xiaoqing happened to use water. So in the eyes of others, I am afraid of Xiaoqing, so that Xiaoqing will not look shorter than me.
You, you're such a fool. Xiaoqing couldn't help but say to Xiaolu.
Aren't you too?
They both laughed. I have to say, I'm the biggest fool in the end.
But I still have an advantage over you. I drink more than you. Xiaoqing said to Xiaolu. I don't get drunk in a thousand cups, I don't pour a thousand cups.
Midori seemed a little speechless. After a long time, she came out with a sentence: I ...... I...... Anyway, I'm an older sister!
Well, even if the two of you are tied.