After a conversation with Yinqiu, Liu Xiaoyu finally had some understanding of his current actual situation. \\ \\ To be honest, he was lucky, after all, he passed the test and withstood the gap between the gods of Jīng, according to what this ball brother said, the previous ones seemed to be vegetative-like beings.

In addition, with the previous contact with the earth civilization, there will be no obstacles for Liu Xiaoyu to communicate with Yinqiu. One person and one ball bragged and farted in the sea of gods for a long time, and then talked about business, and finally reached a relevant agreement.

As the "landlord", Liu Xiaoyu not only has to assist the ball brother to replenish his energy and restore him to his peak state, but also has to do relevant safety precautions, after all, he also said that when he encountered the time and space luàn stream, there was a group of chasing soldiers behind him, and the ghost knows if there will be someone who is as lucky as him and also falls on the earth, so it is safe.

As a "tenant", Yinqiu needs to help Liu Xiaoyu open the sea of gods during the "stay", so that he can also have the ability to self-evolve like the Noahs. In addition, he has to play the role of a mentor and teach the other party some extraterrestrial civilizations and abilities as rent, of course, all under the premise of safety one.

When everything was preliminarily negotiated, Yinqiu sent Liu Xiaoyu's consciousness out of the jīng god sea, but he always felt that he had forgotten to say something, and he didn't come up with a reason for thinking about it, so the ball brother simply stopped thinking about it, and disappeared directly into the host's jīng god sea and went to sleep. After all, after tossing this time, the energy he had left was almost exhausted, and as for when he woke up, as long as the energy supply was on.

Liu Xiao who woke up from his slumber. Before Yu had time to reflect on the conversation he had just had with the ball brother, he felt a rumbling sound in his stomach, and a heavy sense of defecation rushed straight to his brain.

In a burst of sparse uproar, dripping excretion. After that, Liu Xiaoyu finally breathed a sigh of relief. However, it is a bit exaggerated that the amount of poop this time is really enough, if he hadn't flushed the urinal a few more times in the process of mmmmm, it is estimated that such a large lump of stench can really block the toilet.

After he vented, the whole toilet was in . The smell is really unbearable, even Liu Xiaoyu himself was about to faint from the stench, fortunately, the bath bomb in the toilet has a ventilation function, after wiping his chrysanthemum, he tried his best to hold his breath and immediately turned on the exhaust switch, and then rushed out of the toilet directly, as for the toilet mén did not forget to close it, he didn't want to let the smell flood his nest.

What made Liu Xiaoyu himself feel quite speechless was that after the convenience. He was hungry. As soon as he was about to fill his stomach with something, a side of the living room dining table caught his eye. Liu Xiaoyu, who reacted, leaned wildly in his mouth while opening his refrigerator, from the refrigerator to the freezer, except for the things that could not be eaten, the emptiness and reality made him almost faint.

At this time, I remembered that I should have been in the bath before falling asleep. It's right in the room.,Why is it that when you wake up now, you're actually lying on the floor of your bedroom? Combined with the wolf's dining table and the empty refrigerator, and thinking about the words he had just said to that ball brother Jiāo in the sea of gods, Liu Xiaoyu gritted his teeth and said to himself: "I'm a ball, you're a ball, you're too arrogant." ”

It's a pity that no matter how he scolds, the ball brother doesn't react at all. No. After a burst of curses that made the dormant silver ball shudder, Liu Xiaoyu had to accept the reality in front of him, and as his stomach became more and more hungry, he put on a round-neck T-shirt, took his wallet and mobile phone, and walked out of Mén, walking in the direction of the vegetable market and the market.

Out of the mén when looking. Looking at the time on his phone, he realized that it was almost ten o'clock in the morning of the second day. ~~ (UC e-book free hand-hit network)~~ Walking on the road of the community, he looked at the familiar and somewhat unfamiliar surrounding environment with some novelty, and then recalled everything in his dreams, Liu Xiaoyu couldn't help but sigh and said to himself: "Everything has a way, such as a dream bubble, such as lù and electricity, should be viewed as such." ”

This proverb is what he saw from the Buddhist "Vajra Prajna Bō Amita Sutra", not to mention, this sentence is really appropriate for Liu Xiaoyu, isn't everything in the virtual test just like a dream bubble. It's also funny, it turns out that he has no interest in religion at all, but when his mother was seriously ill in Chuáng, Liu Xiaoyu, who was temporarily holding Buddha's feet, was very devout in chanting and praying for it, so he wrote down some proverbs in the scriptures.

Considering that he was hungry, Liu Xiaoyu first went to the vegetable market and asked for a bowl of large ròu noodles from a noodle restaurant where he usually eats. I don't know if it's an extra burden of "tenants", usually a bowl of noodles is full after eating, but he is still hungry, so he ate bowl after bowl.

In the end, in the stunned eyes of the noodle restaurant owner, Liu Xiaoyu ate ten bowls of noodles. Fortunately, there weren't many people in the noodle shop at the time he came out, otherwise, such a record would be enough to make those customers ashamed. If he hadn't reacted later, his performance was a little too exaggerated, and it was estimated that this guy would have been able to continue eating.

After hurriedly paying the money, Liu Xiaoyu ran into the vegetable market regardless of the strange eyes of the noodle shop owner. Considering his current appetite, he simply bought a lot of ròu food and melons, fruits and vegetables or something, anyway, didn't the ball brother also say, now he can only accumulate energy by eating, eat more, and the energy can accumulate faster.

After some procurement, the vegetable vendors thought that Liu Xiaoyu was opening a restaurant to purchase ingredients, so it was called a passion. In the end, after huā emptied a few large tickets in his wallet, Liu Xiaoyu had to pay for a board car to send the things he bought back to his home. In this way, he made a joke when he entered the community with a cart of vegetables, and was stopped by a new security guard.

It turned out that he was being treated as a vegetable seller. Fortunately, the old security guard who took over knew Liu Xiaoyu and knew that he was a resident of the community, so he said hello and let people in. As for why I buy so many dishes, maybe it's because someone at home wants to invite guests to dinner, and the security guard is not a nanny, so I won't care so much.

After adding an extra five yuan of hard work, the guy who delivered the goods helped move the fruits and vegetables and ròu on the cart to Liu Xiaoyu's house, and after filling the refrigerator again, Liu Xiaoyu didn't care about the melons, fruits and vegetables that were still piled up in the living room and rushed directly to the city again, and before leaving, he didn't forget to take out some cash in his small vault to bring with him, otherwise what would the empty wallet take to pay and settle the bill.

When he came to Suguo City, which is not far from the community, Liu Xiaoyu made a big purchase of rice, oil, salt seasonings, and some fire tuǐ intestines and braised eggs, but it turned out to be filled with four trolleys in the city, but fortunately, the service of the people is much better than that of the vegetable field, so many things, the city sent two people to help Liu Xiaoyu send it to his home.

Looking at the food piled up in the living room and kitchen, Liu Xiaoyu cried without tears. These things just gave him almost two months' living expenses to clean up, thinking that he would have to be like this in the future, he was really a little worried about how long his little family foundation could last, and the future was really bright.

However, it is useless to think about these at this time, this "tenant" has already settled down with the overlord, and it is useless to regret it, I can only pray that this guy will recover quickly, if it goes on like this, it won't be long before Liu Xiaoyu's family foundation can be emptied, and he can't go to the street to ask for food when the time comes.

For the rest of the day, he spent the rest of the day in the kitchen, dining table, and toilet, cooking and cooking, eating, digesting and excreting, and this series of processes was constantly repeated. Liu Xiaoyu's stomach is like a bottomless dòng devouring those foods, without the help of that ball brother, his ability to absorb food is still limited, which is why he always has to excrete after every meal.

If you want to say that you stutter when you are hungry, it is called happiness, but like Liu Xiaoyu's way of eating, it is purely painful, not to mention his sore masseter muscles because of continuous chewing, just the act of constantly eating also makes him feel like he is about to collapse, it is very "honored" On this day, Liu Xiaoyu has truly become a rice bucket, uh... It seems that it is more appropriate to describe it as a rice bowl.

After finishing the dishes, Liu Xiaoyu just ate, and after he finally wiped out all the things he bought back this time, he really couldn't stand this mechanical and repetitive process, he sat on the toilet of the toilet, his eyes were a little straight looking at the toilet mén that was closed in order to prevent the smell from leaking, and the exhaust fan that had never stopped on the top of his head was still trying to send the foul air to the outside world, and he himself seemed to be used to it, and he didn't avoid it because of the smell of the room.

"Huh... I actually charged up the energy that was consumed before so quickly.,Ha... I said you're a really good guy, tǐng is capable. Brother Qiu's familiar voice suddenly sounded in Liu Xiaoyu's mind.

Already a little numb, forcing himself not to think about repeating the devastating picture of eating, drinking, and Lazar, Liu Xiaoyu, who was immersed in the memories of the dream, was not excited or moved by the sudden appearance of this guy.

"I said, don't think too much about the situation in the virtual test. That thing is just a combination of the previous hosts and your memories virtually.,No matter how real it feels, it's just fake.,There's that time.,It's better to learn from me how to break the limitations of the jīng sea of gods.,Embark on a smooth road of self-evolution.。 Silver Ball said.

Liu Xiaoyu, who woke up from his memories, said with a bitter face when he heard this: "I said Brother Qiu, I really don't care what kind of self-evolution you have, don't you see that in your test, I basically don't want to be motivated from beginning to end, if you have a choice, I would rather this so-called luck fall on someone else's head." ”

"No, didn't I say it earlier, as long as there is energy, the ability in the test is not unattainable, such a good thing falls on your head, you still want to push it out, I said, no, you are from the alien world. By the way, don't call me Brother Qiu, let's call me Noah, which can be regarded as a comfort to you. Yinqiu said speechlessly.

"Noah? You can really comfort people, didn't you also say this, everything depends on energy, but do you know, in order to make up for the energy you consumed when you transmitted the information to me earlier, I huā almost two months of living expenses. ”

"If it's just huā money, I will not only be tortured physically, but also collapsed by this divine torture, and then I don't know how much energy you need to return to normal, I want to commit suicide." Liu Xiaoyu said with a wry smile.

"Uh... At this point, the initial energy accumulation is indeed more difficult, but don't worry, I will start teaching you to exercise your jīng divine origin, and when you officially embark on the path of self-evolution, you will no longer have to suffer the sin you have now. Yinqiu, who had changed his name to Noah, said comfortingly.

Liu Xiaoyu, who knew that he had been on the thief ship, could only accept the reality of his fate, in fact, for him, all kinds of things in this virtual test were not attractive to him at all, it must be fake, he was used to mastering the ability of more ordinary people in his dreams, and deep down he was also very eager to experience the feeling of yy again.

"Okay, you can teach me what I should learn, and it is true that I can get rid of the current miserable situation as soon as possible." After wiping the chrysanthemum, Liu Xiaoyu, who had put on the kùzi, said.

Noah's step to teach himself the "landlord" made Liu Xiaoyu really speechless to the extreme, it was a set of existences similar to the broadcast body cào on the earth, but the difference is that this set of things called by Noah is nn times more complicated than the broadcast body cào, and the difficulty is also increased by nn times.

In order to allow Liu Xiaoyu to memorize this set of basic physical techniques as quickly as possible, Noah did not hesitate to consume energy to take over the control of the body and use this set of physical techniques

The operation of one section was practiced again. Fortunately, this set of basic physical techniques is also gradual from easy to difficult, otherwise, with Liu Xiaoyu's current physical condition, after a few movements, the muscle ròu and ligament strains are small, and if you don't do it well, you can break your bones.

But even so, this basic physical technique

The nine most "simple" movements in one section still made Liu Xiaoyu feel the feeling of being a fairy and dying, although the body was temporarily controlled by Noah, but this does not mean that the senses of the body were also taken over, so when the nine movements were repeated three times in a row, Liu Xiaoyu felt that his body was sore and painful, how could it be described in a miserable word.

But he also knew that this process was unavoidable, so he could only grit his teeth and persevere. After Noah practiced these nine movements, Liu Xiaoyu, who regained control of his body, first lay on the floor for a while before recovering from the severe soreness, not to mention, I don't know if it was a psychological factor or if this basic physical technique was really useful.

Although his body was aching, Liu Xiaoyu could feel a faint but obvious heat flowing through the limbs of his body. He couldn't help but think to himself, this thing is too amazing, and it will have an effect if you do it once. But Noah's ensuing words were like a basin of cold water that poured his thoughts into the clear.

"What do you think of a good thing, the reason why this time it will be effective is not because I consumed some energy to guide it in order to give you confidence, otherwise, it will be at least a month before you practice the effect." Noah said.

"Forget it, I knew you were so kind, I would rather take a month to practice the effect, as soon as your energy is consumed, I will have to experience the devastating eating, drinking, and Lazar over there." After being poured a basin of cold water, Liu Xiaoyu said without any appreciation.

"Huh... Rest assured, since I am awake, you will not suffer so much again, besides, as long as you continue to practice these nine movements, you can slowly improve your physical fitness, and the ability to absorb food will also be enhanced, so that the use of food can also be greatly improved, and you will not have to suffer so much. Noah said with an unscrupulous smile.

Liu Xiaoyu had to admit that this was indeed a very good news for him, so after he recovered his strength, he stiffened his still sore body and began to take the initiative to practice the basic physical arts

The nine movements in one section are just too painful compared to the smooth sailing "upgrade" path in the dream.

Practice, practice, practice, sweat surging out from the sweat holes all over Liu Xiaoyu's body, and the sportswear he changed on his body had already been soaked with sweat, but in order to get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible, he could only grit his teeth and insist, insist, and insist. As for the hunger, because the food at home has been exhausted before, and there is no place to buy anything in the dead of night now, so I can only endure it.

After practicing for most of the night, Liu Xiaoyu, who couldn't hold on, fell asleep again while soaking in the bathtub. And this time Noah didn't take over his body again, after all, doing so also consumes energy, and it seems that with the current situation, it can still save a little. So he also hibernate with his "landlord".

However, having said that, Liu Xiaoyu was in pain for most of the night, and the enthusiasm that flowed in his limbs did not disappear because of his deep sleep, but continued to flow there along the fixed channel, but in terms of degree, he was not practicing the basic physical arts

It's just that fast in nine movements in one section.