After Zhang Chong escorted Xu Damao out of the widow's house, he followed the tamped loess road in the village all the way south in the direction of the city. During this period, Xu Damao tried every means to get out.

"Big brother, my guy who eats is still in the village, if something happens, my job will be gone, can you let me take the projection equipment home first, and then walk with you?"

"When the business is done, you can come back and get it yourself."

"Big brother, my stomach was bad just now, can I make it easier?"

"Pull your pants in."

"Big brother, it's no good, I can't walk with leg cramps."

"Which leg has a cramp, I'll help you stretch!"

Looking at the other party's gearing up, Xu Damao estimated that even if he didn't discount his legs, he would have to be semi-crippled, so he immediately abandoned the idea of pretending to be sick, gritted his teeth and made up his mind to fight to the death.

"Big brother, let's meet in Pingshui, presumably I, Xu Damao, should not have offended you! You don't need to say who told you to fix me. You make a price, how much does it cost to let me go, but as long as I can pay it out, I won't return a single penny! ”

"What the hell, hurry up!" Zhang Chong ignored Xu Damao's words.

"Fifty! Big brother, I'll give you fifty yuan, can you just treat me as if you haven't seen me today, and let me go. Xu Damao shouted anxiously.

Zhang Chong looked at Xu Damao quietly, but Xu Damao thought that things had taken a turn for the better, and continued to increase the price with a happy look on his face.

"Eighty, I'll give eighty yuan, don't you think?"

"Not enough!" Zhang Chong shook his head and said.

"One hundred and fifteen yuan, this is all my net worth, big brother, you can have pity on me. I have two old people to take care of on my head, and there are no children below to pass on the ancestry, if I really die in your hands today, I don't know if anyone will burn paper for me during the New Year's holidays. Xu Damao pleaded with tears in his eyes.

"This amount of money is far from enough for me to let you go, but Xu Damao, you are right about one thing, you have separated from your parents in order not to be filial, and they should not burn paper for you after you die." Zhang Chong said disdainfully.

"Who the hell are you?" Xu Damao looked at the middle-aged man in an old military uniform in front of him in horror.

"Since it's coming soon, I'll tell you the truth. My name is Zhang Chong, and I am the bodyguard of Master Lou of the Lou family, and the purpose of arresting you tonight is actually very simple, that is, to accompany you to the hospital for a reproductive function examination. ”

"Reproductive function? Why should I make one! ”

Xu Damao was pardoned after hearing that the other party reported that his family was Lou Xiao'e's father's bodyguard, but then he wondered why the other party took him to the hospital for a reproductive function test in such an extreme way.

"What have you done all these years and what are you lacking in virtue, do you need me to help you remember it again? It's just that Master Lou wants to know if you really can't do that. Zhang Chong looked at Xu Damao's crotch playfully.

After understanding what Zhang Chongyi was referring to, Xu Damao immediately became angry and said: "You can't do it, your whole family can't do it." ”

"Hehe, it's not up to you or me to do it or not, the Lou family at the hospital has already arranged it in advance. It's up to you whether you come or not, think about the fate of what you can't do. After Zhang Chong finished speaking, he continued to move forward.

Xu Damao panicked, he really didn't want to go to the hospital for an examination, but he didn't dare to think about the so-called fate mentioned by Zhang Chong just now, after all, the Lou family was a skinny camel bigger than a horse, and pinching him to death was like an ant.

Seeing Zhang Chong stepping on the stone bridge of the ancient Yongding River, Xu Damao sighed and made up his mind to gamble, stomped his foot and trotted after him, chased after Zhang Chong, and was silent all the way.

It's a pity that Xu Damao lost the bet.

When the doctor informed the test results on the test sheet, Xu Damao only felt dizzy and fainted directly, and when he woke up again, he had been taken back to Nanluoguxiang Hutong by Zhang Chong.

Perhaps because Xu Damao's appearance was too pitiful, Zhang Chong revealed to Xu Damao before leaving why Master Lou suddenly forced him to go to the hospital for an examination, all because someone sent an anonymous letter to Lou's house, which exposed in detail his problems in life style and defective reproductive function.

"Who the hell is hurting me!"

When the rickety Xu Damao walked through the front yard and saw that the door of the main house where the stupid pillar lived in the middle courtyard was not closed, he inexplicably remembered what the doctor said to him during the examination.

"Your disease is not a congenital physiological defect, but a rupture of the vas deferens caused by a strong impact from an external force, resulting in a disorder in the flow of sperm, and it may be difficult to cure your condition with current medical technology."

It's a stupid pillar!

Silly Zhu likes to bully himself when he is a child, especially when he was a child, he practiced wrestling with people on the flyover for a few years, and he used himself as a human punching bag all day long, and he deliberately grabbed his crotch and fell backwards many times.

It must be a stupid pillar to hurt yourself!

Thinking of this, Xu Damao's anger burned vigorously, and when he saw the bucket in front of Jia Zhang's house, he stepped forward to lift the bucket and returned to the front yard to receive a bucket of cold water. When Xu Damao pushed the door and walked into Silly Zhu's house, Silly Zhu, who went home from work early to make up for sleep, slept like a porcelain.

Xu Damao tiptoed to the head of the stupid pillar's bed, dragged the bottom of the bucket and poured a whole bucket of cold water according to the stupid pillar's head, accompanied by the sound of rushing water, the sleeping stupid pillar jumped up from the bed like a furry wild cat.

The wet water droplets were still drilling into the shirt along the neck, the white shirt was also soaked in cold water and sticking to the body, and the stupid pillar who was shivering from the cold first touched a handful of water traces on his face, and pointed at Xu Damao, who was still holding the empty bucket and smirking.

"Good, good grandson! Eat, eat the bear's heart, leopard gall, dare to be so whole, whole me. Look at me, I won't kill you! ”

"Hey, hey!" Xu Damao didn't refute it, just looked at the embarrassed stupid pillar and kept giggling.

Bang! Bang Dang!

Silly Zhu stood up from the bed and kicked the wooden bucket held by Xu Damao away, and the kicked wooden bucket formed a parabola in the air and landed on the window, shattering the glass of the two windows one after another.

The cold wind swept down the leaky window into the house, and the stupid pillar, which was soaked up and down, was shivered by the cold wind, and a warm current flowed down the nostrils.

"Ahh

"Hey, hey!"

Silly Zhu's miserable appearance stimulated Xu Damao to laugh even more stupidly and indulgently.

The furious stupid pillar jumped off the bed, hugged Xu Damao's waist, and then reached out to hook his inner thighs, and threw Xu Damao, who was more than 1.7 meters tall, to the ground with a crotch tear. Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao's stupid smile, and the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, and when he raised his hand, he opened his bow left and right, and fanned it with his big mouth as if he didn't want money.

I don't know if Xu Damao was woken up by the stupid pillar or by the stupid pillar, and when he saw the stupid pillar riding on his body, he also knew that he would protect his face with his hands to resist.

"Okay, you stupid pillar, you dare to plot against me, you wait for me, I have to call the police this time to arrest you and go to prison."

"Hey, Xu Damao, your grandson still has a face, the wicked person sued first, and he ran to my house at night without saying a word, splashing me with cold water, not to mention rubbing several pieces of glass, you say you are still not human?" Silly Zhu was mad at Xu Damao's words, grabbed his hair and knocked it on the concrete floor.

"It hurts! Hurt! Silly pillar, you deflated calf, you can't die well! ”

When the back of the head had the first intimate contact with the concrete floor, Xu Damao's face was deformed in pain, and one hand continued or half of his face dragged the back of his head with the other.

Silly Zhu was overjoyed when he heard Xu Damao's miserable howl, and said, "Grandson, you can scold as much as you want." Anyway, if you scold a few words, I'll beat you up a few times, so that the two of us can be evened! ”

Xu Damao's eyes showed a fierce light, his throat agitated, and he suddenly opened his mouth, and a stream of hot oil sprayed out, heading straight for the defenseless stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar was sprayed all over his face and mouth.

"Xu Damao, I'm your grandfather's!"

Silly Zhu grabbed the wine bottle placed under the bed with red eyes, clenched it tightly in his hand, raised his hand to Xu Damao's head and made a gesture to knock it down!