Chapter 135: A Tree of Pear Blossoms Pressing Begonias!
The first few words of Li Hong's poem form a sentence: Chen's self-defeat!
The last word of Lei Yu's poem also forms a sentence: The little assistant is really ridiculous!
The front is satirizing Chen Ruolin, and the back is of course mocking Long Yuan.
At first, many people didn't notice this, but thought that the poem was very well written.
But some people saw the clues, Li Hongxiang and Lei Yu were satirizing people!
So, everyone couldn't help but look at Chen Ruolin and Long Yuan.
"It is said that the little assistant said that he could write poetry."
"Who can't write poetry, I will too: today, the weather is so good!"
"I will too: Sunny day, well!"
"I'll have one too: that day, the rain, the mother-in-law......"
"Haha-"
Many people are making fun of Long Yuan.
Wishing couldn't help but laugh.
Chen Ruolin looked at Long Yuan: "Long Yuan-"
Long Yuan smiled: "I've already written it." ”
Chen Ruolin was stunned, what was written?
Yu Manli was also taken aback, "Is the poem written?" ”
"I've uploaded it."
Long Yuan smiled.
I'll it!
Chen Ruolin and Yu Manli almost fainted, you are a broken jar.
They hurried to see what kind of poem Long Yuan had written.
"Written?"
Li Hongxiang and Lei Yu couldn't help but be happy, and they also looked at it casually.
The title of the poem - "Congratulations".
Eighteen brides and eighty langs, with pale hair and red makeup.
The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia.
Seeing this poem, almost everyone present looked at Li Hongxiang and Thunderstorm.
"This little assistant can actually write ancient style poems."
"And it's very well written."
"Cow, you can write such a good ancient style poem in such a short time."
"What does that mean?"
"You search the Internet for the glorious deeds of Li Hongjiao and Thunderstorm, and you will know the meaning of this poem."
Li Hongxiang is married to a rich man who is almost eighty years old.
Lei Yu married a wife who was 19 years younger than him last year.
The first half of the poem "Eighteen brides and eighty langs, pale hair and red makeup" is obviously satirizing Li Hong's makeup.
The second half of the poem "Mandarin ducks are made into two nights, and a pear tree presses begonias", which is obviously a satire of thunderstorms.
Don't forget, Lei Yu's pen name is "Ewha Layman".
The brilliance of this poem lies in the fact that the first half of the poem mainly satirizes Li Hongxiang, but also satirizes the thunderstorm. Pale hair versus red makeup, and red makeup refers to Lei Yu's little wife. ”
"The second half of the sentence is also a satire of Li Hongxiang, and the irony is not just a thunderstorm."
"Individually, taken together, this poem makes sense."
"Has the assistant been so involuted this year? Even poetry is so powerful! ”
Long Yuan's "Congratulations" really stunned many people.
"This ...... How is this possible? ”
The wish was also confused: "How could Long Yuan write poetry?" ”
The most confused thing is Li Hong's makeup and thunderstorm.
After a brief moment of confusion, their faces were replaced by anger.
"You-"
Lei Yu stared at Long Yuan, speechless for a long time.
People didn't name him, and he really couldn't say anything.
What's more, he also satirized Long Yuan in his poem just now, and now that people are sarcastic about him in turn, if he loses his mind, he will definitely become a laughing stock.
Li Hong's makeup is not like this, she really wants to strangle Long Yuan.
Marrying that rich man, of course, what she wants is not that rich man who doesn't take a bath, but everyone knows what she wants.
Long Yuan wrote poems to satirize her, how could she stand it.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Li Hongxiang had already scolded Long Yuan hundreds of times in his heart.
At the same time, on the judges' bench, the judges were also watching Long Yuan's "Congratulations".
"I've never heard of this person before."
"The folk of Zhonghai are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers."
"This young man named Long Yuan can write this ancient style poem in such a short period of time, and he can also skillfully combine reality, whether it is collection or wisdom, he is extremely good among young poets."
The judges were also full of praise for Long Yuan.
Immediately afterwards, the judges looked at Su Xun in unison.
Su Xun was a special guest at this poetry event.
As a representative poet of the Huajian School, Su Xun's qualifications are very old, and everyone wants to hear Su Xun's evaluation of this poem.
Su Xun smiled slightly: "Excellent, if I am asked to score ten points, I am willing to score nine points, and I am afraid that he will be proud of him." ”
"Haha-"
The judges couldn't help but laugh.
"Teacher Su Xun's evaluation of this poem is really high."
"Teacher Su Xun, what about Hu Jia and September's poems?"
Some judges couldn't help but ask.
Hu Jia and Jiujiu both wrote modern poems, the former wrote "Moonlight", and the latter wrote "Twilight", with timeless words and far-reaching meanings.
Su Shi smiled: "That's naturally nine points." ”
The crowd couldn't laugh or cry.
Voting has begun.
"Congratulations" actually ranked third in the votes.
September's "Gaze" second.
Hu Jia's "Moonlight" is the first.
Thunderstorm's "Small Town" fourth.
Li Hongxiang and Buddha Ye are fifth and sixth respectively.
No one expected that Long Yuan, a dark horse, would be able to break into the top three.
"Hu Jia is not surprised."
"It's also normal to have the second day of September."
"Long Yuan, a little-known assistant, can actually get the third place, I don't know how many people have been slapped in the face."
"One thing to say, the song "Congratulations" written by others is really good."
"That's right, my favorite is the last sentence - a pear tree pressing begonias."
"Haha, indeed, the picture is too strong."
"The most embarrassing people now should be Lei Yu and Li Hongxiang."
"They deserve to be embarrassed, who let them be sarcastic."
"Long Yuan is really powerful, killing two birds with one stone."
"yes, and he's writing ancient poems."
"What happened to ancient style poems? He is just a trick, he really writes modern poetry, and he is definitely not the opponent of Hu Jia and September. ”
"That is, the first and second have been taken over by Hu Jia and September."
There are also many people who think that the poem "Congratulations" is average, and these people obviously prefer modern poetry.
In Lanxing, although there is also a large market for ancient style poetry, it is still the world of modern poetry.
Ancient style poems are too high and too difficult to learn, so they are difficult to popularize.
Today's young people still prefer modern poetry.
"Moonlight" and "Twilight" ranked first and second, as evidenced by this.
Of course, if you can write particularly beautiful ancient style words, such as "I wish people would last long", it will definitely be popular.
The poem "Congratulations" is too short after all.
Ultimately.
"Moonlight" is the first, "Twilight" is the second, and "Congratulations" is the third.
Long Yuan entered the second game as the third place and became the biggest dark horse in this poetry event.
Wishing and Lin Xiaoxi, their faces turned green.
Lei Yu and Li Hongmakeup were even more disgusting like eating flies.
"The second game is a given title, and I don't believe he can still win."
Thunderstorm sneered.
At this time, the organizers announced the topics and rules of the second round of the competition.
After reading the rules, Lei Yu and Li Hongxiang couldn't help but be happy.
According to this rule, Long Yuan would not have a chance at all.
The rules of the second game have been changed!