"I said brother, are you really ruined by a woman like this? Didn't ask her for youth loss or mental loss? Two pieces of beer, five packets of peanuts, and two roast chickens, this is the conversation between two men in Jiang Hao's kennel.

Li Chaofan didn't wait for Jiang Hao to finish speaking, and kicked over. At the same time, he said viciously: "I said rat, you can say something good, it's better for someone who knows the truth, if you meet someone who doesn't know, then you don't think I'm being persecuted by a rich woman." It makes me look like a girl with a big yellow flower. Don't you know my personality? If you want me to beg that dead, don't think about it! ”

"Alright, let's sleep! Tomorrow I am going to start a new life ... I'm looking for a job... ”

"Hello manager, I am a graduate of Wuhan University with a master's degree in medicine. I studied Western medicine and internal medicine. At this time, Li Chaofan was applying for the position of a lecturer in a health care product company.

Li Chaofan applied for a young manager, it seems that he has only been out of school for about a year at most, and it seems that he is a secondary school student, at most the level of a college student, wearing a white shirt, with a big 'ostrich' drawn on the pocket of his jacket, obviously a fake woodpecker shirt. A red tie with a shirt looks particularly glaring. At the same time, the meticulous appearance on his head looks like he should have hit half a bottle of mousse.

While Li Chaofan was thinking nonsense, the manager finally spoke: "Mr. Li, you are a master's student, do you have a medical license?" Did you bring a copy of your diploma or ID card? ”

"Uh, this, manager, my medical license was revoked yesterday." Li Chaofan seems to have not fully adapted to his previous life, and he is still relatively honest now.

"What? How is this possible? What did you do? Illegal identification of men and women? The manager's voice suddenly improved a lot, it seemed that he had listened to Chen Anran's motivational courses a lot, and Li Chaofan always felt that the manager's voice was full of passion.

Before Li Chaofan could answer, the manager suddenly said 'oh', with a look of sudden realization, as if he had suddenly undergone a thorough vent - a very cool expression. looked at Li Chaofan and said with a smile: "It turns out that this brother is the Li Chaofan Li brother who revoked his doctor's license published in the provincial newspaper." Brother admire! What a great admiration, brother, you are my idol! ”

Li Chaofan had already noticed that the manager had an urge to continue speaking, and hurriedly coughed a few times, trying his best to stop the manager's thoughts, and said tentatively: "Uh, this manager, do you really admire me?" ”

The manager looked at Li Chaofan's appearance, nodded sharply, and said in deep agreement: "Of course, of course, brother." It's not easy for you to take it all, is it really the same as when you turn off the lights? ”

"Manager, what about my recruitment?" Li Chaofan had already keenly sensed the signs that the manager was about to go down, and continued to ask tentatively and unrelentingly.

This time, the manager was completely back to normal, and said with a smile: "This brother, it's not that I don't help you, the main thing is that your reputation is out, we don't dare to invite you, I don't think it's as good as you or... ”

Li Chaofan had already stood up, walked to the door, made an international gesture to the manager, raised his middle finger high, kicked the door and said, "Damn, you are not a good bird." ”

In the next half month, Li Chaofan basically spent time in a wall, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. For Li Chaofan, this sentence has finally completely comprehended the essence. What's more, Li Chaofan's words are just rumors, but unfortunately, in China, that is, the rumors spread the fastest and most violently, and when Li Chaofan went to some companies to apply for a job, basically as soon as he said his name, the company had already called a security guard immediately, and at the same time, it was mixed with the screams and pointing of some dinosaur-level women, as if they all thought Li Chaofan was a deaf person, and talked there in what they thought was a relatively small voice: "That's the super pervert in Wuhan City." Oh my God. Don't keep an eye on me, I haven't been in a relationship yet. ”

Sun Wukong's fiery eyes were burned out in the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun, and Li Chaofan's cheeky skin that seemed to have three layers of pig urine bubbles was also practiced in these dinosaur rumors, at the beginning, Li Chaofan was slightly shy and angry when he heard this, but the more he went to the back, Li Chaofan heard these more and more mythical rumors, and he no longer had any feelings. At the same time, he smiled at some dinosaurs and said, "Auntie, don't worry, I don't usually go to Jurassic." You can sleep peacefully and don't worry. ”

The Queen's Bar, Li Chaofan, who is idle at the moment, is like having to every day, and he also has to go to the Queen's Bar every day to sit for a while, today Jiang Hao's mentor is said to have died who died, as a more dignified figure in their family, the mentor succumbed under the mediation of his wife. Happy to let Jiang Hao get another day of rest.

"Superman, you don't really just give up. It's not your character. No one wants you, don't you know what you do? What are you afraid of? If you don't succeed again, you can simply sell your stinky tofu in Hunan. Jiang Hao wanted to use this ridiculous way to solve the depression in Li Chaofan's heart.

It's a pity that Jiang Hao waited for a long time and didn't hear Li Chaofan's answer, only to find that Li Chaofan's eyes had already stared at a pair of men and women opposite, and the firepower sprayed out of the eyes, Jiang Hao roughly estimated, at least enough to compare to a few hydrogen bombs.

At this time, Li Chaofan turned around and said to Jiang Hao next to him: "Mouse, you have paid your salary this month." How many are left? ”

"Precursors! A precursor to a conspiracy. Jiang Hao didn't know how many times he had been on Li Chaofan, but this time he still didn't learn a lesson, and replied honestly: "It's gone, three thousand oceans, I haven't moved a cent, and now I'm eating the old book from a few months ago." ”

"Okay, I'll bet 3,000 yuan with you." Li Chaofan made a decisive move, said to the mouse next to him, and by the way, his finger had already pointed to the pair of men and women opposite. He continued to say to Jiang Hao: "Mouse, do you see that pair of men and women?" I'll bet with you that I can make the woman laugh, and then make the woman lose her temper, and then the man will leave, and the woman will slap me again and run out crying. ”

Jiang Hao's brain was running at a speed faster than that of the ox cart at this time, so it was okay to make the woman laugh and praise her for her beauty. It's okay to let the woman lose her temper, but the rest of the matter hangs in the air. Thinking of this, Jiang Hao immediately said to Li Chaofan: "Bet." Twenty minutes are in time, and now the timer begins. ”

Li Chaofan tidied up his clothes with a smile, stood up immediately, and walked over slowly. said to the man and woman: "This boss, this beautiful young lady, have pity on me, I was framed." I can't find a job anywhere now, so let's give a tip. ”

The man and woman, who were originally fighting hotly, immediately attracted their attention to Li Chaofan. That's right, Li Chaofan is not mistaken, it is the reporter Chanacha who is sitting here.

When Chana turned her head to see what kind of beggar she was, she happened to meet Li Chaofan's eyes, Chana immediately laughed, and at the same time smiled at the man next to her: "Ah Zheng, do you see, this is the pervert I just told you about who was exposed by me." I didn't expect it to fall to such a point, it's really pitiful. ”

Without waiting for the man to speak, Li Chaofan continued to say: "Nana, who is he?" Did you forget me so quickly? Do you still hate me, although I know that I was a little bit of that when you interviewed me, but my heart is real, you forgive me. Nana. ”

With Li Chaofan's voice and appearance, Chana was also confused by the man at the door. At this time, Chana had already stood up, in front of her friends, especially her pre-boyfriend, this person had so shamelessly ruined her reputation, Chana absolutely could not tolerate it. scolded Li Chaofan: "Li Chaofan, I warn you, don't go too far, believe it or not, I can sue you." ”

Li Chaofan looked innocent at the moment, looking at Chana's angry warning, whispering, but enough for the man next to him to hear, and said: "Nana, I know that everything is my fault." Yes, you can sue me and let me go to jail, so that my conscience can be at peace. ”

The man looked very embarrassed at this time, looking at Chana's appearance, the man finally stood up and said to Chana very politely: "Chana, it seems that there are some problems between you that need to be solved, I think, I better avoid it first, I'm leaving, let's contact again if we have a chance." With that, the man stood up.

Li Chaofan looked grateful and said to the man: "This gentleman, thank you so much. Okay, you go first, I'll pay for the expenses here, you go well, don't send it. ”

Chana felt very sorry for herself. regretted that she didn't directly kill this person at the beginning, but now she slandered her like this, watching Ah Zheng leave from the door without looking back, Chana, who had never been wronged like this, couldn't help it anymore. Tears flowed down her eyes. looked at Li Chaofan next to him with a gloating expression. Chana really wanted to slap him, but in this kind of public place, Chana, who needs to pay attention to her image, still held back her thoughts.

However, Li Chaofan was in a hurry, if he didn't fight, then all that Li Chaofan did would be done in vain, Li Chaofan didn't expect that Chana's tutor was so good, it turned out to be like a Western European aristocratic family, looking at Chana who was about to leave, Li Chaofan decided to add another fire, his arm had already stretched out to Chana's shoulder, and at the same time Li Chaofan's voice sounded again: "Nana, don't be angry." There is no thatch at the end of the world, why bother to love the dog's tail. You see I'm good, tall and mighty. Powerful and powerful. ”

Charna's original anger was like pouring a cart of gasoline on it, and it burned again, with a crisp sound of 'pop', which was particularly harsh in the entire bar full of music, and Chana also ran out.

Li Chaofan looked at the figure of Chana rushing out of the bar, snapped his fingers with his right hand, and stroked his left side of his face with his left hand, and walked towards Jiang Hao and said, "How about it, take the money." ”

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