Chapter 54: The Ancestral Secret Recipe

"Touch it lightly?" The girl stared at Li Chaofan as if she was looking at an alien, looking at Li Chaofan with big eyes and blinking, and her voice suddenly raised a notch from the beginning: "Do you know how many kilopascals of pressure I have been subjected to by your touch?" Do you know how much time I lost because of your touch? Although my time is not as precious as Bill's. But in this Guanjie University, at least it is still a grade. You said it so frivolously, just a slight touch. ”

It seems that I have encountered porcelain. Li Chaofan muttered in his heart, and as he said that he looked at the girl still chattering, his voice also raised a few hundred degrees and said, ", what the hell." You'll die if you touch it. Say it, if you want to extort how much money Lao Tzu has, just say it directly. Don't beat around the bush. ”

The girl seems to have never seen a man like Li Chaofan, full of foul words, she doesn't look like a highly educated person, pointing at Li Chaofan's nose, you haven't said a word in your mouth for a long time, and finally, with a snort, she turned around and ran away.

Li Chaofan shook his clothes, looked at the girl's distant figure, and muttered: "Damn, it's really ****** cheap, just scold." ”

Psychotherapy class, which is the latest cutting-edge discipline opened by Guanjie University of Science and Technology this year. Li Chaofan is a complete idiot for the class where he is a counselor. Just when Li Chaofan went to find President Zhou to understand the situation, Principal Zhou patted Li Chaofan on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Teacher Li, Professor Li, as a distinguished professor of our Guanjie University of Science and Technology, as a tutor of the most cutting-edge discipline of our Guanjie University of Science and Technology, and a senior talent in our psychology department, you will not need the school to help you arrange this little thing." With your ability in psychology, I think it's still easy to understand things like students, okay. You can arrange these things yourself. ”

Li Chaofan looked at Principal Zhou's impulse to continue, and immediately interrupted: "Okay, Principal, you just need to tell me where the classroom is." ”

When Principal Zhou heard Li Chaofan's words, he finally raised his head and replied very quickly: "The internal medicine teaching building, the first classroom on the fifth floor is. ”

Wearing a suit, or wearing casual clothes, Li Chaofan pondered in his dormitory for a long time, in order to be a teacher for the first time, in order to leave a good impression on the students he met for the first time, an approachable impression, Li Chaofan After thinking about it for a long time, he finally chose a set of beige casual clothes.

Li Chaofan's footsteps had just stepped on the stairs on the fifth floor, and a loud sound came from the classroom next to him, which immediately made Li Chaofan think that he had come to the vegetable market, where is this school. Such a noisy look, this is simply buying vegetables in the vegetable market.

In the classroom, about thirty or forty people were gathered together, men and women, and on the middle of the desk, a few desks were put together, and dozens of plastic bags of the kind used by the quacks and doctors who could be seen in the vegetable market or on the street at any time, and in which various Chinese herbal medicines were placed.

Li Chaofan's arrival did not cause surprise among the students, perhaps because Li Chaofan was dressed too casually today, not at all like a teacher, but almost like a student. Anyway, Li Chaofan didn't have any students who came in for a long time.

At this time, a loud voice came from inside: "Ladies and gentlemen. Many of you here are outstanding representatives of family medicine. Originally, the younger brother should not be here today, but in line with the principle of carrying forward the medical skills and benefiting all students. Today, the younger brother reluctantly took out the ancestral secret recipe. Everyone walks by, don't miss it, special bruise medicine. It can be used for rivals, robberies, crowds, and occasional collisions, which is simply a home trip, murder and arson. A must-have medicine for climbing over walls. For everyone's sake, it's ten yuan each. Hurry up. ”

"Hey, boy, you think we're all idiots. Grab a few plastic bags from the garbage pile. Sell white radish as ginseng, you think that the people here are all old men and old ladies in the park. So easy to be fooled. Just as someone inside was about to jump, an extremely discordant voice rang out in the crowd.

"Which way are you? Why don't you understand the rules of the rivers and lakes? It's not here to dismantle my platform. I, the third young master of the Qian family in Taiyuan, Shanxi, are all over the world. Which sect do you belong to? Inside, the kid who sold the medicine heard such an uncomfortable sound, and immediately jumped up and looked around. In the end, his eyes were locked on Li Chaofan's body.

Qian Sihai, a height of 1.8 meters, can be regarded as a passable figure among northerners. A sturdy man, a typical northern man, although he looks only in his early twenties, his beard looks like a man over thirty years old.

At this time, Qian Sihai pushed aside the crowd, walked straight to Li Chaofan, looked at the person in front of him who was a few centimeters taller than himself, and said: "Is it you who spoke just now, look at your kid's face, it seems that you are not the human being that our psychology class should have." Say, you didn't mean to make trouble. ”

Li Chaofan has not returned to his student days for several years, looking at these students in front of him, all of them have jokes written on their faces, Li Chaofan spread his hands, and developed a Western habit of living abroad for a year, shrugged his shoulders and said: "No, classmate, you don't listen to my voice like ah." ”

As he spoke, Li Chaofan walked up to the podium, looked at the people who were looking at him below, coughed, and maintained his majesty: "Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce myself, I am your new counselor teacher." My surname is Li, my name is Chaofan, Superman's Chao, and ordinary Fan. I will spend almost a year of my life with you. If you have any difficulties, you can ask me for help. ”

As soon as Li Chaofan finished speaking, a high-pitched voice suddenly came out of the classroom, and this time, Li Chaofan heard it very clearly. As expected, in the crowd, the girl who began to be scolded away by Li Chaofan had already stood up, pointed at Li Chaofan and said, "It turns out that a social hooligan like you is our new counselor." ”

It seems that the girl's popularity among her classmates is quite good, just a few days after the start of school, she has already met a group of hardcore sisters, at this time, more than a dozen girls in the psychology class stood up at the same time, looked at Li Chaofan's appearance, and said at the same time: "No, little mosquito." This person looks so sven, he doesn't look like a scumbag. ”

"Hahaha." Before Li Chaofan could say anything, Qian Sihai next to him had already laughed unscrupulously, and the whole person bent down, pointing to the girl who was called a little mosquito and said, "Her voice is only called a little mosquito." No way. Don't be funny, it's almost like a lion's roar, and it's a little mosquito. ”

Qian Sihai's words immediately caused laughter from all the boys next to him, and at the same time, the boy who began to say that Qian Sihai was a charlatan also said coldly next to him: "Classmate, is it good to have a little knowledge." Don't be like a country bun, reverse thinking is popular now, don't you know? And you should have all heard the phrase Sven scum, looking at Mr. Li's appearance, it is estimated that it is about the same. ”

At this moment, Qian Sihai suddenly turned his head keenly, and his eyes had locked on the boy who was speaking, a boy wearing a set of George•Armani casual clothes, about one meter eight tall, about the same height as Qian Sihai. Qian Sihai stepped up step by step, pointed at the boy and said word by word: "It's you, absolutely yes, it's you kid who started to dismantle Lao Tzutai, damn, it's so hidden, you want to break into the people, right?" To know. The fox's tail is always to be exposed. ”

The boy looked fearless, looking at Qian Sihai's face, his movements were still so calm and elegant, and he said in a very calm tone: "Classmate, what's the matter, you are still engaged in class struggle." It's outdated, a character like you is now the target of every urban management personnel, let alone a boy with a sense of formality like me. People like you are going to be eliminated. While it's still early, let's change careers quickly. For the sake of our classmates. I kindly advise you. Don't be ignorant. No matter how I say it, Liu Yongjie is one of the top ten outstanding young people in the future. Do I need it? ”

was so troubled by Qian Sihai, the focus of the entire classroom was focused on these two people, and even the girl known as Little Mosquito did not continue to trouble Li Chaofan.

Qian Sihai's unique character as a northerner, when Liu Yongjie said this, he was furious, and walked straight to a place only two centimeters away from Liu Yongjie's face, word by word, for fear that Liu Yongjie would not hear clearly: "You, there is a kind." Tell me one more thing. Believe it or not, I beat you to go home and find milk to drink. ”

Liu Yongjie's original look became serious after Qian Sihai's words were spoken, and he stared at Qian Sihai for a long time, just after Li Chaofan thought that there would be a fierce fight, Liu Yongjie suddenly laughed, yes, Liu Yongjie smiled very brightly, looking at Qian Sihai's angry appearance, Liu Yongjie made exaggerated movements and said: "Oh my God, the ancestral secret recipe is going to beat people." I'm so scared. Brat. There's a kind of when we go out and go heads-up. Take your pick. I don't believe a liar like you can do anything. ”

Now, Li Chaofan finally knew why Long Yi entrusted him, and would rather owe such a big favor to let him come here. Finding beasts is just a small problem, it seems that Long Yi's main problem is in this school, Li Chaofan of other classes does not understand, but judging from the composition of his class, Li Chaofan can already predict his future life. Because, at this time, Qian Sihai had already taken the lead in walking out, and at the same time dropped a sentence: "The mountain behind the school, if you don't come, you will be my grandson in the future." ”