Chapter 67: The Bull Demon King and the Monkey King
The expressions of everyone on Huangfeng Ridge were gloomy, and the heavenly generals under the mountain screamed excitedly, but Hu Hou scolded sadly: "You bastard in front of the Land Rover, let you save your life, but you bastard is going to be strong and light on the enemy, now it's okay, I was killed, where can I find the pioneer......"
"Boss, I'm not dead yet......"
When Hu Hou was scolding, a weak voice came to mind in his ears, and when he looked up, he found that the bloodied former Land Rover was lying on the edge of the battlefield, struggling to get up, but after moving in vain a few times, he was lying motionless on the ground again.
It turned out that the former Land Rover was still at the most critical time, and used the magic power of the golden cicada to escape from the shell, but this time it should have been seriously injured by the chain hammer first, and then desperately injured the golden cicada to escape from the shell, and now he doesn't even have the strength to escape back.
"Save the Land Rover. Hu Hou shouted.
At this time, the Heavenly General also found the seriously injured former Land Rover, and roared angrily, actually found that he failed to hammer the vanguard of Huangfengling to death, which was really humiliating to the face of the Heavenly Court, and it must be completely hammered to death.
The heavenly general roared angrily and rushed forward to the Land Rover, but a person jumped out of Huang Fengling's side: "Er dare, I am the Bull Demon King of Huang Fengling, come to take your life." ”
Hu Hou is inexplicable, when did Huang Fengling have a bull demon king, this is too disrespectful to himself, the boss of Huang Fengling, right? Now everyone has self-styled names, this unhealthy trend can't rise indiscriminately, Huang Feng's self-proclaimed military advisor is just that, there are still people who claim to be kings, this is worth it.
Looking up, it was Niu vigorously carrying a mixed iron rod and going to rescue the former Land Rover.
Hu Hou turned his head and asked Jin Peng beside him, "When did Dali give himself the nickname of the Bull Demon King, why don't I know?"
Jin Peng said: "He is a bull demon clan, he shouldn't call himself the bull demon king, so what should he be called?"
When Hu Hou saw that Jin Peng looked like he was taking it for granted, he asked, "What about you? ”
Jin Peng said proudly: "I should be called King of the Golden Winged Roc." ”
Niu vigorously stepped forward to meet the generals, and the generals who were about to harm the former Land Rover intercepted them, and several little demons on Huangfeng Ridge took the opportunity to run to carry the former Land Rover back to the mountain.
Seeing that the Land Rover was rescued, the Celestial General angrily retracted the chain hammer and threw it out again, but this time it was no longer an ordinary move, but with magical powers.
The two chain hammers are like two extraterrestrial meteorites, rubbing two fireballs with the air, with a dazzling speed, quickly smashing Niu Dali from all directions, looking from afar, thousands of fireballs, from all directions around Niu Dali, can not distinguish which place is virtual, which place is real, but Niu Dali stood in place unhurriedly, facing the fireball coming in his face, roared "moo" in his mouth, and then waved it down from the middle of the fireball with a light stick.
The shadows of the fireballs in all directions were dispersed by the sound of the air waves roaring vigorously from the ox, and the mixed iron rod accurately hit the two chain hammers flying in the hands of the heavenly general, and the mixed iron rod instantly hammered the two chains of the heavenly general into pieces.
The smoke and dust dissipated, and the broken iron chain in Tensho's hand bounced back, hitting him his chest, knocking him to the ground, spitting blood from his mouth, and struggling on the ground.
The magic weapon refined by Daode Tianzun himself, and it is comparable to ordinary magic weapons, the two are not at the same level at all, and the force value of Niu Dali will not be at the same level that day, and Niu Dali's roar and blow will make it defeated.
In just one round, Huang Fengling won again, which was completely unexpected by Hu Hou, he had long known that with his personal force alone, these powerful generals on Huang Fengling would not be able to shake him for the time being.
Niu Dali didn't have the intention of killing the Heavenly General, so he let the injured Heavenly Court General drag the two iron chains back, and stood in the middle of the field with a mixed iron rod, quietly waiting for the next opponent to fight, faintly with an aura of looking down on the world.
After Hu Hou saw the victory of the bull, his heart relaxed, and he turned his head and asked Jin Peng: "Jin Peng, according to your own name, that is, it is divided according to race, I am a human race, do you want to give yourself some kind of human king or something?"
"Of course not, you are the store manager in washing, scissors and blowing, and you should be called the king of washing, scissors and blowing. Ao Yu suddenly interjected beside him.
"It's your business. Hu Hou was furious, thinking about washing, cutting and blowing all day long, wanting to be famous, and he didn't want to think about pirated discs on the street these days, and no one bought genuine records, this Ao Yu is useless.
Jin Peng objected: "You can't call the king of washing, scissors and blowing." ”
Hu Hou was very pleased, or Jinpeng would understand people, and was about to praise a few words, but heard him continue: "Xijiaochui is only a subordinate organization in the National Revolutionary Freedom Front Alliance, and it cannot represent Brother Hu's identity, he should be called the King of the National Revolutionary Freedom Front Alliance, and he can be referred to as the King of the Democratic League." ”
"Ahh
Jin Peng saw that Hu Hou didn't speak, so he asked: "Isn't Boss Hu dissatisfied with the title of King of the Democratic League?"
Hu Hou sighed and said: "I have long said that I want to be your spiritual leader, hide behind you, and give advice to you, so you have to keep a low profile, don't you know what a low profile is?"
Jin Peng nodded and said, "You said this last time, so it's really inappropriate to call the king of the Democratic League." Do you have a suitable name for yourself? ”
Hu Hou has a lot of names in his heart, such as Xiao Li Flying Knife in the martial arts and titles such as Dongfang Undefeated, he appreciates it more, but he doesn't know how to fly knives, and he doesn't want to become neither male nor female, in addition, these are just martial arts titles, but they have nothing to do with the title of cottage king.
Of course, there are many titles of the king of the mountain, such as the water margin and the rain in the Song River, but this name is very imposing, and that guy is too spineless, thinking about waiting for someone to recruit all day long, recruiting and recruiting, and finally recruiting all the lives of himself and his brothers, thinking about it, there is a name, the most popular and the most bullish, that is, when the monkey occupies the mountain as the king, the "Monkey King" banner.
Hu Hou muttered to himself, but Jin Peng didn't hear it clearly, and asked, "Boss Hu, what were you talking about just now?"
"I'm saying 'Monkey King'! Hu Hou blurted out.
"Good, good name. ”
"Wonderful, wonderful. ”
"The boss is wise. ”
"Senior brother is too powerful, this name is very imposing. ”
Hu Hou secretly shouted that it was not good, why did he say this name, this is a very powerful monkey in the future, the name he gave himself, and now it is occupied, people want to use it, and they don't want to think of another name?
Everyone praised it gossipily, and they all thought that this name was very good, and Zhu Changshou thought it was very imposing, with an earnest look in his eyes, hoping that Hu Hou would also give himself such an imposing name.
Only Peach Blossom disdained, "Hmph, Senior Brother Xuandu didn't dare to call himself a saint, you actually dare to call yourself a saint, is it possible that you are more powerful than Senior Brother Xuandu, Senior Brother, you are messing around, see if I don't go back to complain to Master." ”
Hu Hou immediately said: "Senior sister is right, you can't call it the Great Sage, don't call it this name." ”
"Senior brother, if you don't want this name, just give it to me, I'm not afraid of my junior sister's complaint. Zhu Changshou immediately wanted to compete for the name of this style.
And I think the boss is called the Monkey King, which is well deserved, and all of us as subordinates are kings. ”
Huang Feng was dissatisfied with others snatching the name of his own boss, carrying a rat's whisker, shaking his head, looking like a dog-headed military advisor, and flattering Hu Hou wantonly.
Everyone applauded again, and Hu Hou saw that Peach Blossom was pouting, glaring at him angrily, not daring to speak again, and turned his gaze to Niu Dali in the battlefield.