I said to Sasaki, "Sasaki, it's good that you were able to step up at critical moments, even though you were messing around with Piyu today. I can't be a cheap master every day, so I'll teach you a set of mud steps today. ”

Sasaki was overjoyed and knelt on his knees: "Master Xie." ”

I said in Tanaka, "Mr. Tanaka, I'll borrow a room from the martial arts hall. ”

Tanaka was also very happy, and took Sasaki and me into an empty martial arts hall, and then retreated in a witty way.

Tanaka is well aware of the rules of Chinese martial arts, and in China, a lot of kung fu is taught in secret.

Many martial arts families have the importance of passing on men but not women, because women will eventually get married, and when the time comes, they will not be able to learn their own martial arts to be learned by others.

Some have no children under their knees, and they also stick to the rules, which has caused many martial arts to be interrupted.

For apprentices, it is necessary to investigate in many ways, and the skills will be taught to the end of the year, at this time, the apprentice is almost the same as his son, so there are also children and apprentices.

Of course, there are also enlightened people who dare to break this rotten bondage.

Yongzheng period of the eight pole boxing Taidou Wu Zhong is one of them, he learned the eight pole boxing from the leper head Taoist, after three into the South Shaolin Temple, the organ of the hidden weapon is not touched, and a big gun in the south of the seven north and sixty-three provinces, fight all over the world invincible, known as "Nanjing to Beijing, the number of Wu Zhong of the spear".

Wu Zhong passed the Bajiquan to his daughter Wu Rong, causing the Bajiquan to spread out, and there were many scholars.

is also because of Wu Zhong's daughter, and there are many eight-pole boxers in later generations, creating a martial arts myth.

In the martial arts hall, Sasaki was about to kneel down and bow to his teacher, but I stopped him.

"Sasaki, my father studied all kinds of martial arts, and I also learned a lot from me, so this bit of my ability is a family heirloom, but I don't have my father's promise and can't teach you."

"You act brightly and righteously, and you don't care about or ignore secular etiquette, otherwise there would be no absurd thing to worship Pi You as a teacher. In addition, I will teach you some kung fu. ”

"I don't want you to kneel to me, because I don't want us to have the name of master and apprentice, and today we have the right to be friends."

"There shouldn't be any tricks in the art of martial arts, let alone sticking to routines, if you win, it's good kung fu. Those who think they are famous and authentic, in fact, have fallen into the inferior, the real master must be to learn from others, for my use, if you don't shoot, one blow is killed. ”

"Let me ask you a question, what if you were a wolf fighting against a tiger?"

Sasaki was stunned for a moment, "Naturally, I'm going to fight hard." When the narrow road meets, the brave wins. ”

I smacked Sasaki's skull, "Fart, I grew up in the wasteland and I've never seen a wolf as stupid as you." ”

"In nature, animals are very smart, and when they encounter strong enemies, there is only one trick, and it is important to save their lives."

"Geckos will cut off their tails to survive, possums will play dead to save lives, skunks will fart to drive away enemies, and as for jackals, tigers and leopards, pigs, dogs, cattle and sheep, etc., when they see that the momentum is not good, they will run away immediately."

Sasaki nodded.

"Therefore, when you meet a master, you can't admit defeat without losing face, and when you encounter danger, you will not be ashamed to escape with thirty-six strategies."

Sasaki said: "If you can't beat it, you can run, wouldn't it be very embarrassing." ”

"My life is gone, what are you doing with my face?"

"So you have to remember that on the battlefield, you must first save your own life before you can take the life of the enemy. As for normal times, it is better to show less kung fu. ”

This is my heartfelt message to Sasaki, and in fact, it is also my father's heartfelt message to me, and he knows that I have a bad temperament, and he often tells me this.

"Today, I will teach you the essentials of mud walking, not to teach any kung fu, but as a friend, to teach you a life-saving method."

Sasaki was overjoyed and nodded in thanks.

This Bagua palm was created by Dong Kui, when my father coincidentally relieved Dong Kui, so he was able to ask him for advice, so Master Dong taught my father a set of life-saving methods like this today, which is this mud step. Long-term practice can really strengthen the body and prolong life.

Dong Kui taught his father to walk in mud steps, but he refused to teach it again, but said that learning to walk in mud steps was enough to save his life.

I once asked my father why he only learned this mud step, and my father smiled bitterly: "I think Master Dong will never forget that I am an official of the Qing Dynasty." ”

"Sasaki, you remember, although the Bagua Palm is called the palm, it pays the most attention to the basic steps, which is the mud step."

"Baguazhang is based on walking, paying attention to the meaning like a flying flag, the air is like a cloud, the rolling diamond is wrapping, the movement and static are round, the rigidity and softness are combined, and the odd is born together."

"The master of boxing, the real one is like a swimming dragon, seeing the beginning but not the end; If it is like the wind, it is invisible; Looking ahead and ignoring the back can often make opponents feel dizzy. ”

As I spoke, I demonstrated, and Sasaki wrote them down one by one.

"Sasaki, you can usually erect some wooden stakes in the martial arts hall and practice on the wooden stakes, which will help standardize the pace and step on the landing point, and you will get twice the result with half the effort."

"That's what I can teach you, it's still Master Dong's words, learning to walk in the mud is enough to save your life."

"I treat you as a friend and teach you to save your life, even if it is righteous anger, there is no precedent of breaking the rumor."

In about two hours, Sasaki has basically mastered the basic skills of mudwalking, and he only needs to practice more in the future.

Sasaki fell to the ground, "Thank you, Master." ”

It's for the gossip palm to spread overseas!

After teaching Sasaki, it was almost noon.

Although Sasaki and Tanaka struggled to stay, I insisted on leaving.

Piyu and Tomoko were chatting happily in the boudoir, and I was too embarrassed to disturb them.

I declined Sasaki's offer to send me back to the town and left the martial arts hall alone.

This is a commercial street, called Maya Road, although it is not wide, but it is prosperous, pedestrians shuttle, bustling.

Savvy merchants moved the goods in their stores to the side of the road so that people could stop and choose, constantly shouting loudly, enthusiastically selling their goods to people how high quality and low price.

I wanted to pick out a few gifts for my father and Anne to take home, but I finally entered the city once, and I couldn't go back empty-handed, because the bullets were hard to find, but there were still a lot of other goods.

At this time, a familiar figure appeared in my sight, with a fluttering red dress, a well-shaped figure, long hair and a shawl, and a graceful posture, it was actually the woman in red, Luna, that is, Wood's daughter.

Looking at her figure, I gritted my teeth at the thought that she had been kicked out with a pistol last night and made Piyu laugh at me running around the city with a bare ass.

Since this girl is here for me to meet, I must let her suffer a little and let her know that I am not a worm to pinch.

Luna stopped in front of a stall.

In front of the stall are two tables, one with rifles and the other with all kinds of stuffed toys that are very tempting for young girls.

Luna's interest wasn't in the stuffed animals, and she picked up a bracelet that hung in front of the table.

The stall owner was very enthusiastic and said to Luna with a gun, "Beautiful lady, how about playing?" ”

Talking about the curtain ten meters away from his finger, the curtain is full of balloons of various colors, "Ten bullets in one coin, break seven balloons, and you can win this bracelet." ”

Luna shook her head, "I don't play with guns, how much do I just buy?" ”

The stall owner also saw that Luna liked the bracelet and was thinking about quoting a suitable price.

I quickly stepped forward and threw a coin onto the table, "Boss, give me ten bullets, I want to win this bracelet." ”

Luna looked back at me, stunned for a moment, then frowned, "I bought this bracelet." ”

"Miss Luna, huh? You have to follow the rules of the stall owner, here you have to shoot to win gifts, and I have already paid for them and designated them. So as long as I hit seven out of ten, the bracelet is mine. If you have a higher hit rate than me, then the bracelet is yours. Isn't that right, boss? I asked the stall owner.

The stall owner was obviously more willing to follow the rules, and if someone argued over the gifts, it would be even more lively, and he nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, that's what it means." ”

Sure enough, the argument between Luna and I attracted the attention of several passers-by, who stopped to watch.

"Well, I'll compare you with you, whoever has the highest hit rate will take this bracelet." Luna said.

The stall owner was happy, "Okay! The gentleman and the girl are going to win prizes through the contest. Interested friends came to see and participate. ”

I thought Luna was Wood's daughter, and her marksmanship would certainly not be bad, and then when she picked up the gun, I laughed, and I knew immediately from the way she held the gun in her arms that she had never held a gun at all.

Luna looked at me, "You come first." ”

I picked up the other gun and said with a smile, "Miss Luna, don't cry your nose if you lose." ”

Then he shot out casually, "You will lose today, I am a sharpshooter in the wasteland, and I don't know how many beasts have been sent by me to see God." So when you decide to fight me, you're doomed to lose. I only play one round, and you can't beat me even if you play another hundred rounds. ”

Luna squinted at me, and the stall owner coughed, "Hey, sir, you missed." ”

The people around me burst into laughter, and I looked at the curtain, and sure enough, not a single balloon had been punctured.

I was very embarrassed, and looked at the stall owner, who turned his head away from me, and shouted to the onlookers, "Ahhhh ”

I picked up the gun and said carefully, and finally found that the stall owner had obviously done something on the gun, deflecting the crosshairs, and the plastic bullet I shot finally hit the left side of the target balloon, this stall owner is really a cunning guy.

The weak will always be easily forgiven, let alone a beautiful girl.

The crowd of onlookers pointed and pointed, apparently all standing up for Luna.

If I debunk the stall owner's diorama at this time, this guy will never admit it, but will use people's psychology to ridicule my marksmanship.

All I had to do was use the gun's inaccurate gun to shatter the balloons, and when I aimed again, I moved the muzzle of the gun slightly to the right and tried to fire the bullet, but it still missed, and it wasn't until the third shot that I broke a balloon.

Once I got the hang of it, I shot bullets one after another, and I ended up shattering eight balloons with ten bullets.

Luna didn't speak, and she also carried the gun to shoot like me, and the first shot missed, and everyone felt pity, and the stall owner made a painful appearance, as if he felt 120,000 points of regret for Luna.

I squinted at the stall owner, "Your inner drama is a bit too much. ”

The stall owner smiled and said mysteriously, "Do a little business, no way." ”

Luna, who had no shooting experience, fired ten bullets and only hit two balloons.

Just as I was about to pick up the bracelet, Luna stopped me, "The bracelet isn't yours yet." ”

I looked at her, "You're not going to cheat." ”

"No, we agreed on whoever has the highest hit rate and who wins the bracelet, but we didn't say that the game will be won or lost."

After saying that, she took out a pound, "This pound can be exchanged for a hundred coins, and I will continue to compare." The stall owner just now also said that not only you and me, but anyone can participate in this competition, right? ”

The onlookers all laughed, seeing that the excitement was not idle, they all shouted: "Yes, I didn't say that a game will be won or lost, of course this young lady can continue the game." ”

The stall owner smiled and coaxed, "That's right, this beautiful lady can continue to compete with this gentleman." ”

Everyone cheered, or laughed to be exact.

I didn't expect this Luna to take advantage of the loopholes in the rules, but she also knows how to wrap up everyone's will.

Looking at her smug appearance, I gritted my teeth and said to her viciously: "Do you know that you call it bowel peristalsis? ”

Luna was stunned, "What do you mean?" ”

"It's too much."

Luna's face was full of disgust and scolded, "Are you disgusting? ”

Luna ignored me and asked the stall owner, "Boss, you don't have a rule that no one else is allowed to do it for you?" ”

The stall owner shook his head, "No." ”

"That's good," Luna said, turning to the crowd of onlookers, "which gentleman is willing to shoot for you, I played one round, and there are still ninety-nine rounds to play?"

The crowd laughed, and a few rolled up their sleeves and shouted, "Since this beautiful lady has invited, we can do it for you." ”

Sure enough, the marksmanship of those who dared to stand up was far higher than Luna's, and most of them only hit four or five balloons, but one of them actually hit seven, and after two more rounds, this guy actually increased his shooting percentage to eight, so it was a tie with me.

I gritted my teeth and took out another coin, "Boss, since it's a tie, I'll play another game." ”

"No," Luna said, "you just said that you only play one game, you can't cheat." ”

I could clearly feel my face contort a little, "Luna, aren't we going to have fun like this?" ”

"Who just said that I only play one game, and you can't beat me even if you play another hundred rounds. So you can only play one round, I can play a hundred. This gentleman has already tied with you, but my hundred rounds are not finished yet, and I can shoot again. ”

Everyone laughed, a beautiful girl is cute in the eyes of people, and no matter how handsome a man is, people will scoff at it.

I was a little speechless, watching as the men who helped the boxers shot on their behalf, and finally it was the gentleman who hit the eight balloons who shot nine balloons with ten bullets.

There was a cheer from the crowd, as if everyone was a winner, but I wasn't.

I watched Luna take the bracelet in her hand, I felt like I was going crazy, I leaned into her face and looked at her viciously, she didn't have half a fear, looked at me coldly, I scolded "despicable", turned and walked away.

My father once joked, "The most poisonous woman's heart", which is definitely a truth.

In my eyes, Luna is a dose of poison, and I just can't open my eyes to provoke it, forget it, go home, and never fucking come back.

At this time, there was a shout in my ear: "Haha, Brother Bug, I didn't expect to meet you here, hey, you changed your hairstyle and clothes, I didn't dare to recognize you after watching it for a long time." ”

A black boy jumped in front of me.

I was also very happy to see him, yes, he was my black friend Nemo.

I grabbed Nemo, "Brother, you're so good to see that person," I pointed to Luna, who was dressed in red, and whispered in his ear.

Nemo's eyes widened when he heard this, and he looked at me incredulously, "What, Brother Worm, you let me her?" ”