Chapter 16: Running Naked Again
I looked at Luna, who suspected me of poisoning my food.
I was furious, "Be kind to donkey liver and lungs, don't eat and pull down." ”
Luna smiled and said, "You look angry, but you're still very handsome." ”
I can't help but sigh a little, a woman's mind is really elusive, looking at her inexplicably, and finally just saying inexplicably: "Inexplicable." ”
Immediately, his ears were pinched, and a familiar voice called out: "Worm, okay, no wonder you didn't even say hello, you ran away, it turned out that you were looking for a beautiful woman." ”
I shouted, "Auntie, lightly, where did you learn the skill of pulling your ears, your hands are quick and your eyes are fast." Admire, admire. ”
"Why do you say you want to run?" Piyu asked me menacingly.
Zhizi followed behind Pi You, with a harmless baby face, and said softly, "Brother Bug, why don't you dodge with mud steps?" You can see that your ears are red. ”
I scolded secretly, this little girl is really good at mending knives.
I was annoyed, "Two eldest sisters, it's almost enough." I can't hide from you. ”
Pi You was stunned for a moment, and Zhizi said timidly: "Brother Bug, we came first." ”
I was deflated again, so I had to bite the bullet and say, "Yes, what if you came first?" Can't you just run here to eat? After eating, I immediately went back to the town and never came back. ”
Luna frowned, obviously not liking the atmosphere, she put her knife and fork down, "I'm sorry, I'm full." ”
Then he beckoned the waiter to settle the bill. The waiter came up to him and said, "Sir, ma'am, the meal is twelve pounds." ”
Luna was about to pay, but Tomoko shouted, "Brother Bug, you actually eat soft rice and ask this beautiful sister to pay?" ”
Luna said coldly, "We are paying for each other. He took out two pounds and said to the waiter, "This is the cost of my desserts, and this gentleman will pay for the two steaks." After saying that, he picked up his backpack and turned to leave.
I said to Piyu and Tomoko, "See, we eat our own food." Waiter, how much does it cost? ”
The waiter smiled, "Sir, two steaks are ten pounds." ”
My smile froze on my face, two steaks, ten pounds, and I only had two pounds in my pocket, where was there so much money.
"How much?" The waiter didn't notice my strangeness and replied, "Sir, ten pounds." ”
I touched my chin and looked at Piyu and smiled, and at that moment, I felt like I was laughing worse than crying.
"That, Boss, Boss Piyou, it's time to settle the meal bill?"
Zhizi shouted: "Brother Bug, you pick up a girl, ask Pi You to settle the bill." ”
Piyou's big eyes looked at me incredulously, "You pick up a girl for dinner, and you want me to settle the bill?" ”
I yelled at the waiter, "Don't you hear me, my boss said, he's coming to checkout." Then he hugged Pi You and kissed him fiercely, "Boss, you are so good." Thank you. ”
I could clearly feel Piyu's body freeze there, and she never expected that I would make such a move, and of course she would never have thought that I would run away.
Behind him, Pi You's angry scolding: "Worm, you bastard ......."
Walking on the shores of Lake Griffin, I was still terrified, and I was offended by Pieu.
But there is really no way, otherwise, I will be even more embarrassed.
Money, it's a good thing, I used to hunt in the wasteland every day, and all I needed was a gun or a bow to have food and clothing.
Unexpectedly, I ran into the city, only to find that it was really difficult to move here without money.
As long as you have money, you can live with dignity in this city.
It's no wonder that Piyou's uncle did not hesitate to admit that he had fallen into the eyes of money, and accepted the nickname "Qianyan" with a smile.
For the first time, I had a strong interest in money.
I'm hungry for some money, at least every time I eat, I won't be as embarrassed as I am today.
Geluo Lake is very beautiful, like a picturesque landscape, along the shore or the grass is desolate, butterflies are dancing, or the cliffs, thousands of postures, or the woods and green cages, the pine and cypress, reflected in the water, such as green and green, containing the poetic and picturesque meaning.
This is a lakeside path, paved with stones, winding along the lakeside, and the flowers and plants on both sides leave a fragrance along the way.
What's even more rare is that this area is extremely quiet, few people come, only the whispering of insects.
I finally found a figure in front of me, wearing red makeup, with a graceful demeanor, like a fairy.
At this moment, her beautiful face is even more charming against the backdrop of green trees and red flowers, blue sky and clear lake.
She was staring blankly at the lake, standing quietly.
Thinking of yesterday's and today's embarrassment, I was a little angry and strode over: "This place is really good, it's a good choice to jump in the lake here." ”
Luna ignored my teasing, "Your barbecue is really delicious." She admired.
"Of course, the meat here is not good, and it tastes better if it were a beast in the wasteland. But I'll never give barbecue again, you unconscionable fellow. ”
Luna frowned, "What, did I mess with you again?" Luna asked, puzzled.
"You blasted my bare ass out yesterday, causing me to run all over the city, and invited me to dinner with hypocrisy, but you left after settling your account, do you know how embarrassing it is to have no money to settle the bill?"
Luna was even more puzzled, "You don't have the money to settle the bill?" ”
"Of course," I said, turning my pockets out, "you see, the cleanest thing in my body is my pockets." ”
I grabbed her rudely, "Hey, you played tricks on me knowing I didn't have the money to pay the bill." ”
Luna's face changed, she shook off my hand and said, "You scratched me, you said you have no money, who believes you, which of your clothes is not a high-end style, it will not add up to less than fifty pounds." ”
I gasped, no, Piyu was so generous and bought me such a luxurious outfit.
But thinking of the embarrassment just now, he got angry again, took out the bracelet and shook it in front of Luna and said, "Don't you want this bracelet, I won't give it to you, I'd rather throw it into the lake." ”
After saying that, I really threw the bracelet into the lake, and the bracelet arced in the sunlight, shining brightly. Falling into the deep bottom of the lake with a thud.
Luna stared blankly at the ripples on the water's surface, tears streaming down her face.
I was overwhelmed by this, "You...... You...... It's useless for you to cry, anyway, I admit it. ”
I don't have a rotten mouth, and I maintain my last stubbornness.
Luna burst into tears and said to herself, "You know, my mom used to buy me an identical bracelet when I was a kid, but unfortunately I lost it. ”
"Today I finally saw the same bracelet as when I was a child, and I felt like my mother was back. She is so beautiful, so gentle. ”
"You're as ruthless as Wood. When Wood lost his soul, he fell in love with him incorrigibly, but Wood always pretended to be that woman in his heart, he ran from England to Australia, from Australia to the world, for twenty-eight years, his mother waited for him for eighteen years without regrets, and looked forward to him for eighteen years. ”
"She just waited year after year, and her heart ached, and my mother died of heartache."
"I hate Wood, he doesn't deserve to be a husband, and he doesn't deserve to be a father."
With that, Luna turned around and walked over without looking back.
I was dumbfounded, I didn't expect such a worthless bracelet to hide Luna's endless thoughts about her mother.
I immediately regretted it, I was so reckless, I looked at the background of Luna's departure, and said loudly: "I'm sorry, I don't know how important this bracelet is to you, don't worry, I'll help you catch it." ”
After saying that, he was about to jump into the lake, but suddenly remembered that Luna said that this dress was worth a lot of money, and when he saw that there was no one around, he hurriedly took off it, put it on the grass, and jumped into the lake.
The lake was so deep that I couldn't reach the end, so I had to take a deep breath and dive into the deep water again. The depths of the lake were bitterly cold, but I could bear it, and finally touched the bottom of the lake.
I tried to open my eyes, but fortunately the water was extremely clear, and the sun could barely reach the bottom of the lake, which was lush and swaying with the water like long hair.
At the last moment when the oxygen ran out, I finally saw the string of crystal bracelets lying quietly at the bottom of the lake, and I grabbed it and swam quickly towards the lake.
I held the bracelet in my hand and said happily, "I got it." ”
Suddenly, I scolded, "Little girl, you are a turtle bastard, marrying a husband is a turtle, and having a son has no ass......"
The shore was quiet and empty, and along with my clothes, it was long gone.
The change of sky and clouds makes Griffin Lake different beautiful, and in the afternoon, there is not a trace of wind.
The shore of the lake is bleak, and a few herons have fallen into the water with their white feathers, and their sharp beaks and swords provoke the swimming fish in the water, so that the lake becomes more and more quiet.
The bird looked at me from afar, motionless, as if wondering if what it was seeing was a human being. When I blinked my eyes and washed my face with the water of the lake, the herons realized that I was undoubtedly human, so they flapped their wings in horror and flew away across the water.
The lake water in the blue sky changes to blue, and the distant mountains are spread out to meet the blue color. The islands and sandbanks in the lake were floating in the sky, and if someone came in a boat at this time, it would make people suspect that they were fairies in the sky.
My father and the poets of ancient times had a heart-to-heart connection, and they would always recite those beautiful poems whenever they encountered a beautiful day. Wang Bo recited "Luoxia and lonely birds fly together, and the autumn water grows together in the sky", and Liu Yuxi recited "Looking at the landscape of Dongting from afar, there is a green snail on the silver plate", and I should be the first person who wants to scold the street when I see such a beautiful scenery.
I cursed Luna again, she was a femme fatale and full of calculations.
From the moment I saw her, I was slapped in the face, and then I was blown out of my house with my bare ass, and today I poured Nemo with ecstasy soup and asked him to catch me, and then ran to the hotel to make me ugly because I couldn't get the money, and now I secretly took my clothes, which once again made me face the embarrassment of running naked.
I swear I will make Luna pay, and I believe that with my experience in roaming the wastelands and lurking and hunting wild beasts, I can use the trees and houses to hide from anyone else.
I'm going to sneak into Luna's house without a sound, and if she pulls out her pistol again, I won't hesitate to shoot down the pistol, grab her with my backhand, kick her down on the house, and strip her naked......
Wait, why am I stripping her naked?
Isn't it too evil?
Yes, because she made me run naked, I naturally had to return blood for blood and tooth for tooth.
Besides, when I wanted to strip her naked, I didn't have any dirty thoughts at all. I'm a gentleman.
Of course, the most important thing is that I need a piece of clothing.
Looking for Luna, of course, I can't let her see my jokes anymore.
Sasaki can't do it either, he lives in a Japanese martial arts hall, what if those Japanese samurai see me like this and laugh and pee?
Looking at the whole city, there is only Piyou.
Well, she's already accepted me once, so she might as well take me again.
And the fact that I ran naked should not be known to more people.
I'm a little discouraged again, I evaded the bill today and asked Pi You to pay the bill, which is really a bit of a jerk.
I guess Pi You is still angry with me, so I have to apologize to him seriously.
She is my boss and my apprentice's wife, and she will definitely accept me generously.
I tore off the reeds on the shore and woven them into a waist skirt with reed leaves, but the reed leaves were tough and uncomfortable to wrap around my body, and the jagged edges of the leaves even cut through as much skin.
If there were a mirror, I would probably be able to see a wild man, or primitive man, in the mirror.
If you wrap the reed leaves around your waist, you will only have one "egg pain". I tossed it aside.
I couldn't help but laugh when I thought of it. He said to himself: "Worm, worm, you can be a hunter in the wilderness, and those beasts will walk around when they see it, and now they really have become a worm, and let a few little girls pinch it around." ”
Yes, I used to hunt freely in the wasteland, even in the face of fierce beasts, there was still a way to escape, I once felt that I could do anything, I could play Xiaobu, fool Sasaki, call Piyu brothers, or rely on my own cleverness to make Luna helpless, but these are just small episodes, and now I am trapped in this city, trapped in this lake, there is no way.
I felt more and more that the city was like a dark room, the people outside the room did not know what was inside, full of curiosity, and the people in the room felt suffocating.
Thinking of this, my thoughts of revenge turned out to be a little lighter.
The water made me soak more and more uncomfortable, I tried to get into the grass, but the mosquitoes in the grass let me get back into the water in a few minutes, I lay on my back on the surface of the lake, only my mouth and nostrils were exposed, my ears were already immersed in the water, and my ears were full of unpredictable sounds.
Eventually, I made up my mind, and when night fell, I put on a dress made of reeds and borrowed a dress from Piyu. So I picked up the unfinished reed skirt and began to weave it seriously.
Right here, a voice asked timidly, "Brother Worm, are you making clothes?" ”