Chapter 21: A Word Heals

He immediately looked happy when he saw Mrs. John, "Beautiful Mrs. John, what's wrong with you, you are so angry, who made you angry." ”

Lady John pointed at Luna, "Goode, is she the doctor at your hospital?" ”

Goode laughed, "Of course, Luna is a top student at the Edinburgh Medical School in the United Kingdom, specializing in neurology. It was specially hired by our medical school. Luna just went to work today and has not been assigned a department, so today I just arranged for her to make rounds to understand the situation in the hospital. ”

Mrs. John was stunned, obviously not expecting that young Luna would have such a deep educational background. Then he sneered: "Dean Goode, you don't have a problem with your ears, anyone dares to say that they are from Edinburgh Medical School, and I also say that I am from Oxford." My son has been hospitalized for three days and has not seen well? ”

Goode asked Luna, "Dr. Luna, what is Little John's disease?" ”

Luna replied: "Mumps caused by bacterial infection is mainly manifested as fever, local redness, swelling, heat, pain, and increased white blood cell base, because Little John's lesion has not yet entered the purulent stage, so conservative treatment, if it is suppurated, you can squeeze the parotid gland to make pus flow out of the catheter orifice." ”

Mrs. John sneered: "Yo, the medical terms are explained quickly, and you have to wait for the suppuration, why don't you wait for the patient to breathe?" ”

Luna obviously has never been in contact with this kind of shrew, and she is so angry that she burst into tears, but she didn't expect to meet a shrew on the first day of work, but she is still the mayor's wife, and Dean Goode has to be respectful.

Mrs. John still refuses to give up: "Tsk, why, are you still crying?" Is this how your work comes out of crying? I will ask you, give you one day, can you cure my son's disease? If you can't cure it, you, a top student in Edinburgh, don't be embarrassed here. ”

Dean Goode smiled and said, "Mrs. John, it is often said that illness comes like a mountain, illness goes like a thread, and illness always gets better little by little. Besides, Dr. Luna is a neurologist, and she specializes in this surgery, so how do you ask her to treat her parotid glands? ”

Mrs. John relented, "Aren't the parotid glands on the head?" Goode, you're protecting this little vixen, aren't you? ”

Goode's face was not very good-looking, and he was very embarrassed, "Madam, don't be kidding. ”

Originally, I watched Luna and Lady John arguing, and I also had the intention of watching the excitement, after all, this Luna took my clothes and left me to dry by the lake, and now I should be happy to see her unlucky, but I can't help but soften my heart when I see her crying.

Hey, worm, worm, why can't you pass the level of a woman? I smiled bitterly in my heart.

I said to myself, "Oh, this little brother's illness is not light, you see, it doesn't matter if the cheeks are swollen and some pus are melted, once it spreads, it will cause other infections, but it will be dangerous." ”

Everyone's eyes looked at me together, and I smiled and said, "If you continue to argue, I'm just talking about playing, don't take it seriously." After speaking, he looked at little John and sighed, "It's so pitiful, still so young." ”

Aiko was so anxious that Mrs. John had no time to reason with Luna again, "Hey, what nonsense are you talking about?" Little John is nothing but an inflammation of the parotid glands, you don't want a crow's mouth. ”

I ignored Mrs. John, and instead looked at Boo and said to Luna, "Dr. Luna, this Boo is frightened, isn't it?" You need to recuperate for a few days, right?"

Luna nodded, and I continued, "Yes, but it's pitiful to look at. In fact, it's nothing, Xiaobu's illness could have been cured immediately. ”

Everyone is curious, Xiaobu's mental state is obviously decadent, can it really be cured immediately?

I stretched out my hand and took the pulse of Xiaobu, pretending to be an old Chinese medicine doctor, "I have been to China once, and while traveling, I am looking for immortal enlightenment, Pi You, you know about this, right?" ”

Pi You remembered the situation when I fooled Sasaki in the bar, and smiled, "Yes, you went to Kunlun Mountain in China and met an old fairy riding a white crane, and the old fairy saw that your bones were strange, and you were a unique martial arts wizard, so he made an exception to teach you a set of world-class learning, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at it, and he opened up your second vein." ”

I couldn't hold back my joy, Pi You remembered my previous nonsense quite familiarly, "Haha, yes, this old fairy also taught me the method of looking, hearing, asking, and cutting the four diagnoses, and told me to hang the pot after I go down the mountain to help some good people." ”

"Today, seeing Xiaobu like this, I'll treat him. This little cloth is frightened, it is a heart disease, and heart disease also needs heart medicine. In fact, this heart medicine is also very simple, but it is just a mantra of a hundred thousand tests, a thousand tests, and a thousand tests. Everyone, get out of the way. ”

Tomoko had never seen me like this, and her curiosity was aroused, but Piyu knew that I was talking nonsense again, and couldn't help but be happy, and Luna looked at me for the time being, leaving aside the troubles just now.

"I'm chanting a spell, detain the gods, don't make a sound, otherwise, the gods will be angry, and their illness will not be cured."

I walked back and forth around Xiaobu's bed, reciting a spell that I didn't understand, "One invites the heavens and the earth to move, the second invites ghosts and spirits, the third invites Mao Lao Dao, the fourth invites Jiang Taigong, the fifth invites Zhu Bajie, and the sixth invites Sun Wukong......"

After about two minutes of wandering, I clapped my hand and said, "Okay, the gods are here." The gods asked me to bring a message to Xiaobu! ”

As he spoke, he came to Xiaobu's bed and said a few words to Xiaobu in a low voice.

Xiao Bu, who was lying on the bed, listened to this, his eyes widened, and his expression changed extremely richly, he raised his eyebrows angrily, gritted his teeth, and his eyeballs were about to fly out.

Huo Ran jumped up, pointed at me and scolded: "Worm, you bastard......"

I hugged Xiaobu, "Stop, Xiaobu, it's just not easy to get angry." Then he whispered in his ear, "I'm going to help Dr. Luna now." ”

Xiaobu was stunned for a moment, just now he was lying on the bed and naturally heard the conversation between Luna and Lady John, and after knowing my intentions, he gave up struggling, I gently let go of Xiaobu and said to him: "Well, Xiaobu, since your illness is cured, you should go first." ”

Boo glared at me fiercely, jumped out of bed, and walked away.

This time it was everyone's turn to shoot the case and be surprised, and they were surprised one by one.

Even Goode and Luna, as doctors, are very strange, is it possible that there are really gods in the world, who can chant spells and invite you to heal you, it is impossible.

Doctors tend to be atheists, and all medical skills are based on experimentation. Otherwise, it can basically be classified as the realm of witchcraft.

But I used almost a witchcraft method to cure Xiaobu immediately.

Piyu looked at me incredulously, "Bug, how did you do that. ”

I smiled faintly, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." Okay, Xiaobu's illness has been cured, and I should go too. ”

Mrs. John hurriedly stopped me, "Little fairy, please stay." ”

I was happy in my heart, this Mrs. John heard me say that she had met an old fairy, so she made up my own brain that I was a little fairy.

"Don't dare to be a little fairy, Madame has something to say. My surname is Shen. ”

Mrs. John smiled, "Oh, Mr. Shen, you are really a miracle doctor, what an eye-opener, I want to ask you to cure little John's illness!" He has a swollen parotid gland and has not been able to eat for three days, so I beg you to be merciful, and then hang the pot to help some good people and good deeds, and also to cure little John. ”

The reason why I treated Xiaobu first was to convince Mrs. John of my ability, and at this moment the fish was indeed hooked.

I looked at little John, and he had seen the magic of my healing technique, and his eyes were shining.

I looked embarrassed, "Oh, your son's illness can be cured, I have a prescription here, which can cure the disease, but unfortunately, there is one thing that is really difficult to do." ”

Mrs. John was very excited when she heard that her son's illness could be cured, "Divine doctor, you said, I can give money, I just ask you to save little John." After speaking, there were tears in his eyes.

I sighed, even if I was a shrew, I had the love of a child in my heart.

"My recipe needs to be performed by three pure yin girls, one chanting a spell and two drawing talismans."

"Tomoko and Piyu who came with me today are from Europe and Japan respectively, they are pure yin bodies, and it is rare to be able to get together, but I didn't expect this," I pointed to Luna, "This Luna doctor is actually also a pure yin body." ”

"Do you know, just getting together three pure yin girls can be like picking up a needle in the Pacific Ocean, but today I found out that there are actually three pure yin girls in this room, it's really incredible."

I pointed at Zhizi with my hand, and Zhizi was startled and said timidly, "Brother Bug, what's wrong?" ”

"Well, Tomoko can chant spells,"

He pointed to Piyu and Luna, "Piyu and Luna will draw the talisman." Fortunately, Luna is a top student in Edinburgh, and I should be able to understand it after a brief teaching. ”

Now it was Mrs. John's turn to be upset, she had just been rude to Luna, and in the blink of an eye, the feng shui took turns, and she still asked Luna for help.

Mrs. John couldn't help but hesitate, but I didn't give her time to think, touched Little John's pulse, and looked at Piyu and Tomoko, "I wonder if Piyou and Tomoko, can you help with this?" ”

Pi You was so lively that he nodded again and again, "Yes." ”

Tomoko asked, "Brother Bug, do you really want to teach me a set of spells?" ”

I nodded, "Yes." ”

I deliberately didn't ask Luna, first, to pretend that I was not familiar with Luna, and secondly, to ask Mrs. John to tell Luna herself.

Mrs. John walked up to Luna with a smile on her face, which was more ugly than crying, "Dr. Luna, I'm sorry, it's my offending words, I apologize to you, please be sure to help and cooperate to cure little John." ”

Goode also helped, "Yes, Dr. Luna, Lady John is sincere, as a doctor, you should help." ”

Luna bit her lip and finally nodded.

I was overjoyed, "Great, if Dr. Luna was willing to help, this would be easy." Little John's disease is mumps, which is also called fried gills in Chinese folk, about the swollen parotid glands, it seems to be going to explode, and the old fairy gave me a prescription for this disease. ”

I said to Tomoko, "Tomoko, I need you to make a hard trip. The last time I went to the martial arts hall, I saw calligraphy and paintings on the wall of the room in the martial arts hall, and I thought that Mr. Bi Tanaka is not only strong in martial arts, but also likes to dance and write ink, you go to his room to get two brushes and a piece of fine pine ink, and you can just come to a piece of inkstone. Go fast and go back quickly. ”

Piyu thought it was fun, "I'll go with Tomoko." With that, the two men ran out.

Dean Goode had many things to do, but when he saw this scene, he did not go away, and I thought that he should stay with this arrogant lady and see how I was cured.

I said to Luna, "Dr. Luna, please find a room, I need to explain it to you." ”

"Then come to my office, not far."

Walking into Luna's office, Luna asked impatiently, "Shen worm, what's going on?" Do you really know witchcraft? ”

I sat in Luna's chair and turned my back to the sky: "Do you believe in witchcraft?" ”

Luna shook her head, "My mentor respects science more, and all scientific theories should be based on repeatable experiments, otherwise, don't be gullible." But ......"

"But what?"

"But you obviously cured Xiaobu again!" Luna shook her head and smiled.

"Hehe, in fact, it is very simple to cure Xiaobu, and it can be cured in one sentence!"

"How can a word cure Xiaobu's illness?"

"Xiaobu is not sick at all, but he is frightened by the attack of the savages. I just told Boo who pretended to be a wild man and attacked him? ”

Luna suddenly realized and pointed at me with her finger: "It's you, no wonder Xiaobu jumped up and wanted to scold you." Then he said disgustingly, "Why are you so out of tune?" ”

"Isn't it because you're not in tune?"

"What does it have to do with me?"

"On the shore of that lake, I kindly went into the water to get a bracelet for you, why did you take my clothes?"

Luna was stunned, "You went into the water to get that bracelet, who took your clothes?" is full of nonsense, and the ghost believes you. ”

I wondered, "You didn't take my clothes?" ”

Luna blushed, "What are you doing with your clothes, is it rare?" ”

This time it was my turn to be surprised, seeing that Luna's expression did not look like a fake, wasn't she the one who took the clothes?

However, since it wasn't taken by Luna, my mood was much more relaxed, and maybe deep down, I didn't want Luna to take it.

"And then?"

"Later, I could only stay in the water honestly, and I originally planned to use reed leaves to weave clothes that I could wear, but it didn't take long for Tomoko to come, and I asked her to help me find a dress, and guess what? Tomoko actually called Xiaobu over and told Xiaobu that there were wild people on the shore of Xiaobu Lake! ”

Luna laughed, "Tomoko is that baby-faced little girl, it's very cute, I didn't expect so many ghost ideas." ”

I said depressedly: "It's cute, it's just a demon king of the world, the situation at that time, I knew that she dug a pit for me, and I had to jump!" ”

Luna smiled and shook her head, "This Tomoko is just as foolish as Piyu. Still, I thank you for helping me out. Let's not talk about this matter for a while, how should I treat Little John in a while? Are you sure you'll cure little John? I don't know how to draw symbols! ”

"It's just a trick to let you draw a talisman with Piyu, you can just take a pen and ink and draw it on John's parotid glands, and if you like, you can draw a turtle."

Luna burst out laughing, looking at her beautiful face, full of charm, I couldn't help but be stupid.