Chapter 83: We don't sell autumn pants in our live broadcast room!
Chapter 83: We don't sell autumn pants in our live broadcast room!
My dear mother!
I never thought that the first guest of the fan microphone club would expose himself!
What to do, what to do?
Just when Wu Tang turned slightly sideways and became more and more nervous, the guest Lianmai had already thrown out the question.
"When I looked at it, I found that there were also philosophy books in it. Philosophy books are really boring, obviously philosophy is useless, why does Wu Bai read philosophy books?! ”
Philosophy books?
Wu Tang even recalled Wu Bai's bookshelf.
The philosophy book seems to be in the ranks of her brother's "bought" and "read", and the packaging has not even been torn!
At this moment, Wu Tang's face couldn't help but tense.
No way?
She wouldn't let her brother lose such a big face in front of so many people, right?
Hey, I would have turned myself in if I had known!
With a long sigh in his heart, Wu Tang had already taken the heart of Jing Pleading, and was about to go on the field to explain.
I heard Wu Bai's voice with a smile.
"The purpose of studying philosophy is to make man a human being and not a human being!"
As soon as these words came out, a sentence that seemed to be a little tongue-twisting suddenly slowed down the barrage in the live broadcast room.
Many viewers across the screen have begun to think about it.
Wu Tang couldn't help but turn his head and widen his eyes now.
Just listened to Wu Bai's words and continued to sound.
"It's not about being a money-making machine, it's about being a sensible person."
"Not to be a person who only suffers in the face of reality and only anxiety and pain, but to become a person who has an abundance in heart and a deep soul."
"We may not be able to do what we want in our lifetime."
"If we refuse to learn about philosophy, we will end up with all our lives, like an endless vortex."
"Because of all the pain of poverty, because of loneliness and namelessness, because of a little wealth, I am afraid that I will not be able to keep my wealth, because of a huge amount of wealth, I begin to feel anxious in my heart and fear that I will be robbed of my wealth."
"We will find that we cannot find peace of mind in what we do, and we will always feel that our difficulties are caused by poverty. Actually, is it really happy to be rich? Therefore, if you want to find a spiritual habitat, you must find a spiritual home of your own......."
"How to find it? That's reading philosophy! ”
The hearty passage was like a burst of Sanskrit sound, waking up the audience in the live broadcast room.
The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly flooded the entire screen.
"Immerse yourself in your brother's IQ again!"
"My brother is only eighteen years old, why does he live so transparently?!"
"To make people be human beings, not to be some kind of human beings, how many people fail to meet this standard!"
"Why can't I say such a brilliant thing?"
"It's like knowing astronomy, geography, and even philosophy."
"I'm convinced! Both knees are dedicated to you!"
At the same time as the barrage was frantically swiping the screen, the first girl who connected to the microphone also woke up.
"Wu Bai, I'm me, I'm ...... Promise, be sure to read carefully one by one according to the list of essential books you give! ”
Seeing that the tone of the guest was becoming more and more serious, Wu Bai glanced at the old lady who was pretending to be calm on the side, and she was almost counted.
This so-called must-have bibliography must have been made by his elder sister.
"Come on."
After encouraging the girl with the microphone again, I heard a scream coming from the background again.
After a while, the first guest hung up the microphone.
It also means that the competition for the second consecutive microphone spot has started again!
"Next me, me, me, me!"
"The last young lady is so lucky!"
"I'm already here with a Guan Gong knife! Get out of the front row! ”
"I wonder if the next one is a boy or a girl?"
"Ahh
With the barrage swiping the screen, Wu Bai randomly selected the second guest.
The signal showed "connection successful", and Wu Bai immediately opened his mouth to say hello.
"Hello to this [Spring Blossoms] friend."
And this friend called Spring Blossom is a male compatriot, and the next sentence makes the live broadcast room feel that it is the wrong one.
"Do you sell autumn pants here?!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room has been frantically brushed.
"This big brother is kind of funny......"
"Why did you come up and buy autumn pants?"
"It's only June or July!"
"Maybe people in the Northeast?!"
"Don't wronged us in the front row, we still wear short sleeves in the Northeast!"
"It would be nice if I had this place!"
Seeing that the screen in the live broadcast room was swiping quickly, Wu Tang on the side took the initiative to take over the conversation.
"This friend who is blooming in spring is not selling goods tonight."
I thought that as soon as these words came out, this friend would naturally go to the wheat.
didn't expect this friend to "stay on it".
"Not for sale tonight? Then usually sell it, right? How many of your autumn pants are there? ”
Hearing this, Wu Tang was confused by the guest's reaction.
She subconsciously grasped the last question.
"Autumn pants, aren't they all seven or nine?"
As soon as he said this, the guest on the other side had already asked.
"Is it only seven or nine? You don't have all the purchases, why don't you have a penny? ”
As soon as these words came out, Wu Tang's expression froze.
This big brother is here to smash the field, right?
A point of three?
I'm afraid no one will do it, right?
Wu Tang's expression twitched slightly, and she subconsciously took over the conversation.
"If it's a point, where are your autumn pants? You're definitely a belt of trousers, right? If it's three points, isn't that a big pants? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Tang immediately reacted, and he was angry and laughed.
"No, big brother, we don't bring goods tonight, and I don't sell autumn pants!"
I thought I could convince this guest with the microphone, but I didn't expect another sentence to sound.
"Not for sale? So when are you going to sell? ”
Wu Tang was about to vomit blood now, and she raised her voice even more now, repeating the words in a straight voice.
"It's not when it's sold, I won't sell autumn pants in this live broadcast room!"
This time, Wu Tang deliberately aggravated his tone, for fear that the other party would not hear clearly.
It seems that the last sentence has finally worked, the big brother who connected the microphone finally got off the microphone, and the barrage in the live broadcast room has gone crazy.
"Sure enough, I have to look at Wu Tang, I'm already laughing so much that my tears are about to come out"
"I'm already laughing out of my nose!"
"I never thought that the 10 million fans who said that the fan conference would become whether you sell autumn pants or not!"
"I'm laughing to death, I almost want to ask if there are any chest-length autumn pants!"
And this barrage was quickly put on top by Wu Tang.
"Comrades, is your leg from under the armpit? We don't sell goods today, and I don't sell autumn pants! ”
Seeing that there were still a few strange questions about the barrage, Wu Tang replied unceremoniously one by one.
"What autumn pants to charge? How do you charge?! Friction? ”
"Do you sell serious autumn pants?! Family, are there any serious things about autumn pants? How many times do I have to say that we don't sell autumn pants today! ”
After this fierce response, Wu Tang poured a glass of water into it.
At this moment, the live broadcast room was even more hilarious, and Wu Bai on the side could not hide his smile.
Soon came the third guest with a microphone.
Wu Tang was still immersed in the shadow of Brother Qiu Pants at this time, and this time he signaled Wu Bai to go first.
Wu Bai clicked on the microphone, and the voice of the third microphone guest quickly sounded.
"Wu Bai, you are at least a literati, but how can you have such a vulgar sister?"
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere of the entire live broadcast room suddenly changed.