Chapter 61: Monty Python Haunted

I was in a very depressed mood, and naturally the "dragon" was not summoned by me, even though I was already intoxicated with the whistle. Now it was a weasel who had been summoned, followed by seven or eight big men, standing at the entrance of the cave with sticks in their hands.

We were stuck in the hole, and I secretly said that if I were alone, of course I could rush out and escape, as long as I was out of range of their sticks, my slingshot could hit these people's heads at any time, and I had absolute confidence that I would be able to clean them up.

But at this moment, there is a little mushroom behind me, she is my sister, if I leave, the world will not laugh off the big teeth, just get married during the day, and fly away at night.

Besides, I can't imagine what a tragic outcome it would be for a little mushroom to fall into the hands of a weasel.

I put the whistle in Little Mushroom's hand and told her to hide in the hole.

The weasel scolded angrily, "Little cubs, come out for me." Dare to sneak attack your uncle, and let you know how high the sky is and how deep the water is today. ”

Little Mushroom was scared, and for a weasel, she was afraid from the bottom of her heart. Her worries are also right, there will be trouble when the tiger returns to the mountain, and this weasel ran back and gathered a group of people to regain face. This also made me lose face.

The weasel said arrogantly: "Do you see it, I will say that this snake girl will bring trouble to our village, not only did she make snakes all over the mountain, but she ran back to the village at night to spy and was discovered by me, and she also attacked me, now you look again, she is here again to seduce men to sleep in the wilderness, and we have found it." If we don't get rid of this plague god, I don't know how much hidden danger it will bring to our village in the future. ”

Little Mushroom's face was gloomy at this time, and I knew that the kindness of the weasel to him before was gone, and she turned around and walked into the hole.

The people who came with him touched each other's eyes, and they all nodded, their eyes were either indifferent or greedy, and some of them said impatiently: "Weasel, what are you talking about with them, break this kid's arms and legs, pull the little mushroom back, everyone has had enough fun and sell it." ”

I'm furious, these guys who have lost their conscience, the sperm is on the brain, and if the little mushroom falls into their hands, it will be like falling into hell. Today, I am desperate to protect the integrity of the little mushroom, and it is unknown who will kill the deer.

The melodious whistle floated out of the hole, and my heart moved, the little mushroom was about to drive away the snakes, and I couldn't help but feel pity for these guys, who were dying without knowing it.

"Let's go, or you're going to die." I'm kind enough to remind these people.

The men looked at me like monsters, and they all burst out laughing, as if they had never heard such a funny joke, "Did you kid get kicked in the head by a donkey?" ”

"Did you hear that, this kid, he's going to let us go?"

"It's okay to go, break this kid's leg first, and then bring that little mushroom back."

"Haha, take it back, I don't think there's any need for that, didn't you hear that chick blowing the whistle in the hole, I'm afraid it's waiting for the big guy."

"Let's discuss, who will go to the cave first?"

It turned out that these people only knew that the little mushroom mother and daughter could find snakes, but they didn't know their means of driving away snakes.

I can't help but be disappointed, my father often said, "Heaven is evil, it is forgivable, self-inflicted, you can't live, and today it will finally be fulfilled."

The weasel said to the men, "It is a matter of importance who enjoys it first in a while, and in order to be fair, let's compare first, and whoever can turn over this boy will go first." ”

As soon as the words fell, a lean man stepped forward, the weasel originally planned to come first, but he didn't expect to be taken first by this person, he laughed, "Monkey, you bastard, the sperm is in the brain." ”

Everyone burst out laughing.

The guy called Monkey didn't think so, jumped over and punched me in the chest.

I dodged sideways, but I was secretly happy that if they challenged one by one, I would almost be invincible, because I estimated that in the time of a bag of cigarettes, the snakes in the vicinity would swarm, and it would be too late for these people to run.

The monkey missed, bent his elbow and slammed into my heart, and the kid moved quickly and quickly.

I jumped away again, and made a mud step to whirl with him, and the monkey made several moves, but not only failed to hit me, but also did not even touch the hem of my clothes.

Those people watched from the sidelines and laughed: "Monkey, jump up and tickle him." ”

"He didn't scratch anyone just now!"

"It's not called fighting, it's like playing monkey."

"Monkey, the pillar says you're a monkey. You move fast. Lao Tzu didn't come to see the monkey. ”

Enraged, the monkey struck me like a storm.

But even if he is ruthless, I can still see the move and easily defuse the monkey's attack.

The monkey punched again, and I dodged to the right side, but I couldn't stand and fell down because of a leg stretched out from under my feet. Everyone laughed, and I understood that this obscene man had made me bad, and when I was not looking, he stretched out his leg and tripped me.

I hurriedly rolled seven or eight paces away.

The monkey came while it was hot, trying to jump on top of me and subdue me.

I didn't have time to get up, my waist was forced, and I bounced my kick, and the monkey in mid-air couldn't dodge, and didn't know how to dodge at all, so I kicked my leg and fell far to the ground.

I stood up with a carp.

"Okay, this kid has two hits, this time it's up to me." The man who had just broken the man came with a wooden stick.

Someone was not angry and said: "Haggis, not as unauthentic as you, do you use a guy?" ”

The man smiled, "I didn't say I couldn't use the guy just now, but I want to save some energy." He laughed as he spoke.

does not suffer from unevenness, and the behavior of haggis obviously makes everyone feel uncomfortable, but there is nothing to say.

He picked up the stick and smashed it at me, and the wind was so strong that I had to jump away. He struck the snake with the stick, turned and swept it, and I dissolved it again with a mud step.

After a few moves, the haggis still didn't hit me, and I scolded angrily: "Don't run away, you kid." Hey, stop him. ”

When everyone heard this, they all took a step backwards, as a silent objection to the boy's unruliness just now.

Seeing that the haggis provoked everyone's anger, he laughed, "You guys, I don't know the fancy intestines in your stomach." Forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, after cleaning up this kid, I'll go to Shuangshuang first. As he spoke, he picked up his stick and threw it at me.

But no matter how he attacked, I skillfully defused it, and the haggis was deflated, "Come and fucking come over to help, you can't get this kid, you don't have good fruit to eat, fuck, what I said just now doesn't matter, let's kill this kid together, and the big guy will go into the hole together." ”

The crowd knew that none of them could defeat me, and hula rushed to me.

I couldn't help but pour out the bitter water, I couldn't escape, I couldn't dodge, how good was this, I was stunned for a moment, I was kicked down, and then these people added sticks and sticks to me, and greeted me like raindrops.

I held my head and curled up, trying my best to protect the delicate parts of my body.

The weasel beat me very viciously, picked up his stick and hit me hard, scolding as he scolded: "Kill you little bastard, dare to sneak attack Lao Tzu." ”

Haggis cried, "I don't care, I'll go into the hole!" As he spoke, he walked towards the cave.

His words saved me, and everyone stopped and ran into the hole, like a swarm of rats desperately burrowing into the nest when they were in danger.

Then, when they came to the entrance of the cave, as if they were frozen, they not only stopped in unison, but slowly retreated, and each of them did not say a word, their faces turned pale, and their legs trembled.

I saw several giant snakes slowly crawling out of the hole, each snake was the thickness of a bowl, his eyes flashed with cold light, and the letter spit out more than a foot long, about to lick the face of the haggis in the front, dumbfounded, slowly retreated, and the haggis muttered to himself, "Weasel, you bastard, you have made us miserable, this is clearly a fucking snake nest."

A fishy smell spread, and I don't know who has been scared to pee his pants.

At this time, someone shouted, "Run! Everyone was like a frightened sparrow, turned around and ran, this shout also became the attack signal of the giant python, several giant pythons suddenly launched an attack with lightning speed, haggis was bitten on the head by a giant python, the body was bound to clamp it to death, the haggis is still in a hurry, but it is only a few unwilling sounds, the air in his body cavity is all squeezed out by the python's entanglement, I know that this is the python's way of killing its prey, so that the prey can not breathe and suffocate to death.

In the blink of an eye, only the monkey and the weasel ran out, the monkey because of its quick movements, and the weasel because it ran last.

Although these two guys escaped, they were also terrified, and without looking at me, they ran wildly on the road when they came, and they just ran a few steps before they screamed.

I saw the two men as if they had jumped into the mire, shouting and criing out, and in the blink of an eye they sank into the mud. I knew it was a quagmire, a swarm of snakes.

Although it was night, the scene of the serpents on the top of the mountain drowning the GIs was clearly in front of me, and it was terrifying. It's just that at this moment, I have a little more luck, if it weren't for these little worms, I'm afraid that this worm would be crushed to death.

The voices of the weasel and the monkey were gone, and the world was calm again, to be precise, a deathly silence.

The little mushroom slowly came out of the hole. The pythons were busy devouring those people in their stomachs, and they didn't have time to take care of the little mushrooms, but the little mushrooms still touched the heads of the pythons affectionately, as if they were caressing their beloved kittens.

She came up to me and tried to lift me up in a daze. It was only then that I came to my senses and struggled to stand up, only to feel a sharp pain all over my body. Those bastards just now were really beaten to death, but fortunately I protected the vital point in time, otherwise I would have really died.

Now that my life has been retrieved, they are really dead.

"Brother Bug, let's go, I don't want to stay in this place anymore."

I nodded, and the little mushroom and I helped each other out of here.

We walked all night until the next morning, when the sun first came.

I found myself in a valley, the valley was full of flowers, the grass was desolate, there were many colorful flowers blooming in the grass, and for a time the butterflies and bees were flying, so lively, and there was a stream flowing slowly in the grass.

Finally we couldn't take it anymore, and pain, fatigue, and sleepiness hit us together, and Little Mushroom and I leaned together and fell asleep.

When I woke up, it was noon, and the sun was shining warmly.

I was woken up hungry.

Seeing that the little mushroom was still sleeping, I gently set her aside and broke a branch and stuck it beside her, so as not to let the sun shine on her face. It would be nice for her to rest a little more now.

I walked around, and when I came back, I came back with some wild fruits in my clothes. It's just that it's hard to eat enough just by relying on these wild fruits, not to mention that we are all injured and need to supplement some meat protein.

I regret that I didn't bring a gun with me when I went down the mountain yesterday, otherwise the roe deer I met just now would have been washed and peeled off and roasted on the fire.

I went to the stream and washed the wild fruits, and I threw a few of them into the water because they were too small.

I was startled by a sudden noise on the surface, and I was overjoyed, not to think that there were fish in the stream.

I found a worm-striped grouper running to the surface of the water to devour the fruits that I had thrown away.

Most of the grouper lives in the sea, but there is a grouper in Australia that lives in freshwater rivers, some people call it cod, my father also likes to eat this kind of fish, he thinks this fish should be called sea bass, there is also this kind of fish in China, it is very popular with diners, and the poet wrote the poem "People come and go on the river, but love sea bass is beautiful", among which the Murray River is the most, because many people will see the sign of Murray cod perch when dining in the restaurant, specially to entertain those who come to the diners.

I didn't expect to find a few groupers in this uninhabited valley, and I was very excited. Hurriedly found a straight branch, peeled it into a stick, and finally tied the dagger to one end with a strip of cloth, and ran into the stream to find the grouper.

The mountain stream is very clear, the sunlight can reach the bottom of the water, and the aquatic plants, sand and gravel at the bottom of the water are clearly visible. The groupers seemed to be swimming in the air.

In this deserted valley, the fish also let their guard down, not feeling danger approaching at all.

I used the wooden stick with the dagger tied to it as a harpoon, spotted a grouper and stabbed it.

Because of the refraction of the water, the fish we saw was actually an illusion, and the real body of the fish was actually slightly lower, so when I stabbed this grouper, I aimed at the belly of the fish.

The sharp dagger pierced the grouper, and I flicked the stick and threw the fish into the grass on the shore, concentrating on the next target.

The sudden blow made these groupers panic, some burrowed through the grass, and some burrowed behind the stones. I couldn't help but be glad that these dumb-headed creatures had no idea that they were dealing with battle-hardened wasteland hunters, and thought they would be able to sleep well by just hiding. As everyone knows, greater danger is yet to come.

I threw the stick, crept into the grass, quietly reached out, and then swooped out, and then swooped down, grabbing one with ease. I threw it back to shore, and the fish out of the water were bounced around the grass, but to no avail.

My movement here woke up little mushroom, and she got up and was happy to see the fish I threw out, and ran to help, but when she caught the fish, she either moved too much or started too slowly, and she didn't catch any of them, and she stirred them up, and the rest of the fish ran away.

Little Mushroom was a little discouraged, "Brother Bug, am I stupid." ”

"Haha, if you're stupid, there will be no smart people in the world, you ask who can kill eight bastards in seconds with one move, snake exorcism is unparalleled in the world, and you can walk alone in the wasteland."

Little Mushroom was amused by me, "Brother Bug, you hate it." ”

"Go and pick up the fish on the shore, and I'll grill the fish for you to eat later, this fish is called grouper, it's delicious."